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mr sandmans the type to say "ill just nap for a few minutes" then wake up at 5 AM
#he wakes up and the birds are chirping and shit#theres a reason his name is based off of mr sandman😭#punch out#mr sandman
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hc dump again because i cant sleep and need to scream
anemic gang rise up & immediately sit back down
- Carmen stalks the boxers social media profiles in the middle of the night when bored with don, they accidentally liked super macho mans facebook post about his grandpa's funeral once
- Aran once smacked bald bulls head so hard it left bull with a horrid headache for a whole week, bull absolutely decimated him after that
- Disco likes doing prank calls, he particularly likes messing with scammers and pretends to have a mental breakdown on the phone for fun
- Sandman once picked up the ref like a sack of potatos and tossed him out of the ring during a particularly heated match
- hondo and bear hugger sometimes cook together, bear always manages to absolutely traumatize hondo with his creations, he once made sushi with maple syrup
- tiger can and will cry during sad movies, he doesnt feel ashamed about letting it all out
- Kaiser can actually straighten his mustache with a hair straightener, he sometimes does it for fun
- King Hippo is a concerningly fast runner, he uses it to his advantage to absolutely scare everyone
- Joe has swallowed a whole baguette whole once
#i can confirm all of these#SOTP THE MENTAL INAGE OF KAISER W A NORMAL MUSTACHE#oh goodness me😢...#punch out
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oh my good golly i almost forgot about my day so in honor of this here is my sandman head canon i am too ashamed to admit
do we see what im cookign or is this just me projecting.
he's. he s so focused on boxing he doesn't have time to think about silly things like gender. too focused on the grind
#punch out#mr sandman#am i tweakin or thos this make sense#punch out wii#bazooka-overkill#bazooka overkill
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aran has gotten physically angry at mario kart before
do what you want with this headcanon
#im alive#aran ryan got mad at me for my post abt his license#still macho man's lawyer tho#punch out#aran ryan#punch out wii#bazooka-overkill#bazooka overkill#aran ryan mains wario or koopa troopa btw
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Punch-Out PSA time. It's not even been a full 2 weeks since the bullshit that was the Punch-Out-profic blog and another proship blog has come to take it's place. The blog in question is @/starfruit-supremacy who posts content of the ship Doc Louis x Little Mac. Bellow the cut are screen shots of the account and one of his posts.
Yeah this shit is gross as hell. I suggest you all block this guy considering how the report feature on this site doesn't do shit.
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need to settle a debate w my irls so
WHICH ONE OF THE BOXERS WOULD LISTEN TO SOULJA BOY???
THINFS TO NOTE:
- PO!! for the wii (presumably?) takes place in 2009
- soulja boy's career peaked in 2007
- soulja boy's most popular album, iSouljaBoyTellem, is under the genre "hip-hop/rap" (alongside souljaboytellem dot com and The DeAndre Way)
- soulja boy's songs primarily revolve around love/romance, money, violence(?), and things usually seen in southern hip-hop
I HAVE ELIMINATED BOXERS THAT DO NOT FIT THE CRITERIA OF LISTENING TO SOULJA BOY
thank you
#punch out#punch out wii#punch out!! wii#i fear the three energy drinks are kicking in.#SOULJA BOY TELL EM#TURN MA SWAG OWWWWNNNNN#YEAAAAAHHHH IM GETTIN MONAAAAAAEEEYYYYY#bazooka-overkill#bazooka overkill#Spotify
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🎉 WAHOOOO 🎉
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YAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
#punch out#bald bull#punch out wii#idk wtf this ask is but SO TRUE#bazooka-overkill#bazooka overkill
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punch out takes place in 2009.
cascada's album "evacuate the dancefloor" was released in 2008.
disco kid exists.
therefore i propose the idea:
disco kid has "evacuate the dancefloor - radio edit" on loop, much less cascada's music before 2010.
#listen to me ITS LITERALLY HIM#I KNOW ITS NOT DISCO BUT JUST HEAR ME OUT#PLEASE#disco kid#punch out#punch out wii#bazooka-overkill#bazooka overkill
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holy shit brainrot so bad they're telling me to get a job
MR SANDMAN BRAINROT EUEUUUGGHHH
okay yay brainrot won the poll. also i might psot dragon chan headcanons requested by wallet becuz yaaaaaayyy
uhhh also i dont really gaf about timelines. so if something doesnt line up time wise. ignore it. shh
ermmm cw for child fighting!! mr sandman didnt have the best middle school experience
BAZOOKA'S THOUGHTS:
i need this man so badly PLS MR. SANDMAN ONE CHAAAAANCEEEE
who typed that omg…
GENERAL SANDMAN INFO (canon + headcanon)
full name: isaiah joseph banks
birthday: april 12th
age: 31
height: 6’5” (197 cm)
weight: 284 lbs (129 kg)
origin: philadelphia, PA, USA
gender: cis male
sexuality: bisexual (might be in denial lmao. men say theyre fighting demons and the demons r bisexuality LMFAO)
family:
victoria banks, mother, alive
george banks, father, alive
no siblings
HEAD CANON TIME:
- insomniac. goes between sleeping for 11 hrs during the day and not sleeping at ALL, also explains the eyebags in his TD
- incredibly horrible sleep schedule. stems from his childhood
- also stems from his childhood but not exactly the best at socializing w other people
- somehow is friends w glass joe. don't ask me how it works they just ARE (and they may be a little. fruity.)
- has one of those light up squishy things that u hit to change the color. yeah he either fucking SLAMS that thing or gently pats it when he wants to change it. it’s a bunny for anyone curious
- goes thru the 5 min nap to the 5 hour nap pipeline. “oh im just gonna take a small nap,” then wakes up w the blankets all over the fucking room, the god damn windows r open, he’s somehow upside down, etc etc
- him and the ref have beef after his TD victory animation
- was one of those kids that would be on his knees near some mulch playing w the roly polies on the playground. he'd have like 20 in his palms in 5 minutes
- if u catch him right when he wakes up (like. RIGHT right when he wakes up) he accidentally calls people “baby.” it’s a habit he picked up from his mom and he’s pushed it back into his mind, but it slips when he isn’t exactly thinking (totally not projecting my own habits onto him guys)
- adding to the above that the person who originally found this out was glass joe. take that as you will
- he sends some of his boxing money to his parents to support them (he’s a mamas boy LEAVE ME ALONEEEEE)
- doesn’t exactly search for a relationship, believes that when he decides he’s ready for one the right person will find him
- gets dragged into world circuit outings by either super macho man or aran ryan. on the rare occasion it’ll be soda. one time they all went bowling and sandman watched aran ryan throw a bowling ball like a fucking baseball and it broke the ceiling
- knows how to make a MEAN philly cheese steak. will be mentally freak out (positively) if someone mentions they’ve never had one before. if he wasn’t so stoic he would be jumping up and down and going “YAAAAAYYYYY🎉🎉🎉” becuz he finally gets an excuse to make one for someone
- has 100% almost broken the world circuit ring's ropes (see his intermission animation in contender)
- his locker in the locker rooms is either completely spotless or dented to hell and back. bonus points if theres like. a fake succulent in there or some shit
- luvs animals. takes pics of cool animals he sees anywhere
origin backstory thing under cur bc its long
origin:
isaiah joseph banks, known as his boxing alias mr. sandman, was born on april 12th to victoria banks and george banks in the Doylestown Hospital. born to loving parents, isaiah grew up as an only child.
isaiah learned to keep to himself and care for himself very early on, as both of his parents were usually at work. they worked hard to provide for isaiah and themselves, but always put their son first. they
the time they spent at work would be made up at home, albeit this time could never be fully made up for a young isaiah. he had spent more time with babysitters and nannies than his own parents. of course, isaiah knew his parents loved him, but all the bonds that were supposed to be formed hadn’t; the time frame had passed.
the time they did spend together was… memorable, really. not in a bad way, but every moment— every waking minute— made isaiah into the man he is today.
every night, when his mother was home early enough, she would sing him a soft lullaby. when she wasn’t, his mother had recorded this lullaby onto a tape for him to listen to. this lullaby was the song that made mr. sandman: Mr. Sandman by The Chordettes. it wasn’t a typical children’s lullaby by any means, but by god he loves that song— present tense intended.
then, a problem arose: school. starting middle school is one thing, but isaiah found out how cruel children could be.
isaiah was big, to put it lightly. five foot six at age 12 was enough ground for bullying, and being dropped off by a few different babysitters/nannies in the morning only added to the ammunition.
with how big he was, the bullying never went farther than verbal harassment. soft giggling every time he talked in class, glances from across the classroom, the bullying was subtle except for the occasional direct blow to isaiah.
his boxing interest began when he was thirteen, where his parents enrolled him in a self defense class that revolved around boxing and the sort. they had found out about the bullying from the babysitters, as isaiah had been reporting what they had been saying to him. there, young isaiah learned the basics of boxing: dodging, punching, and jabs had been added to his arsenal.
isaiah had always relished in the safety of knowing that he’d never get attacked at school, but unfortunately this was false.
it was brutal really; the poor boy had been caught in the bathroom and was attacked from behind, slammed his face into the sink, and assaulted from there. it took around two minutes for teachers to hear the commotion, but they were two minutes too late.
there, isaiah was brought to the hospital. no one truly knows the full extent of his injuries, minus his parents. if you look closely at mr. sandman, his top teeth are a little crooked.
nothing exactly eventful happened other than he moved schools, and everything was smooth from there.
his boxing career began to take off when he was 17, when he met an old babysitter of his— one who had taken care of him up until he was 13. he had become a boxing coach and offered to take isaiah up as a student.
if you ever ask mr. sandman in an interview about his boxing idol, he’d most likely say his coach. that man taught him nearly everything he knows, and even taught him the dreamland express move that mr. sandman is most known for, albeit modified.
mr. sandman picked up his alias when his coach told him about the WVBA and their boxers. it was almost inevitable he’d choose mr. sandman in honor of his mother.
he had his first fight at age 18, where it went swimmingly well. records of this fight have been lost to time, but, according to word of mouth, mr. sandman nearly killed the poor man.
i gotta be honest w u all idk how to continue this. umm mr sandman meets a wvba recruiter and then uh yah.😁😁😁
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ermmmmm im 9 days late but don and carmen 100% will not and cannot break up😭😭
like. carmen's whole thing is that "ooo we are in lauvvvv despite the circumstances that my bf gets beat up by a 17 year old" SHE WOULD NOT DUMP HIM FOR THAT SHE LOVES HIM
I don't know what's worse, people who still push the theory that Carmen dumped Don for losing or suddenly being reminded of that headcanon someone had that was "Don dumped Carmen"? Why would he even do that? 😭
#leap year post omg#punch out#punch out wii#don flamenco#me when my bf gets beat up by a high schooler#but i still love him
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guyes i want to do another character analysis but idk id theres anything to analyze😭😭😭😭😭😭
pls if u have any ideas let me know
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oh my god
why is it. good.
buggy why would you unleash power like this into the real world
yall i just left the WVBA merch stand and copped this sick shirt after the match
full credit 2 both @bazooka-overkill's crazy post and tamago's idea abt Kevin Hart wearing the "I ❤️ BALD BULL" shirt for the creation of this ,,, i couldn't stop thinking abt how much of a missed opportunity it would b if it wasn't real so BEHOLD !! it has materialized into the physical world .
#kevin hart is foaming at the mouth rn#NEED to cop this rn#THIS SHIRT NEEDS TO BE CONTAINED#ITS TOO POWERFUL#punch out!! wii#punch out wii#bald bull
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Hey guys!
After looking into some of the recent events that happened within the punch out tag on here, I wrote this to both say how I feel about these situations and to inform people about how to deal with this sort of thing. I'd hate to see the fandom spiral into a hate-fest of people waiting to pounce on each other, so I hope anyone who reads this takes it to heart moving forwards!
Accounts/People mentioned:
@punchoutcallout
@sukipershippe
@punchoutprofic
(Dark and Cherry's accounts, to my knowledge, have been deactivated)
Edit: Dark and Cherry have active accounts, but due to the nature of their actions (on Tumblr and otherwise), I suggest simply blocking them:
@/Randomcherryfan and @/rottenhavec
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SANDMAN ART REALL
bob ross is 100% is his one and only idol. he has his own little phone stand so he can watch his videos while he paints ouuhgh
AND STOP HE GIVES THEM TO HIS MOM IMMCRYINGGGG😭😭😭😭😭 /POS
headcanon that Sandman is super artistic 🩷 Bob Ross is his idol like if u put Sandy in a room with a canvas, easel, brush and a couple paints u won't see him for HOURS type artist . he loves to paint nature landscapes but he digs up photographs of his hometown and paints those scenes as well . he gives them to his ma 4 sure . Hondo , Hugger , and himself have little outdoorsy days where they paint together and have a lil drink together . Sandy Painter Propaganda !!!
#HELP THE LAST TAG#muehehehehehh sandy propaganda is working😈😈😈#mr sandman#punch out wii#he comes out of said art room covered head to toe in paint
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wrong. watermelon
NOOOOOO—
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