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vadergf · 5 months

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Me rereading the social media au that got me into this fandom instead of studying for my exam....if I fail we will blame dream minecraft !

#and corpse too btw #bc technically its also a corpse smau

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saucymalum · 1 year

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I'm trying out a poll for this question.

#5sos smau #obey me smau #smau #Mcyt smau #Dsmp smau #Corpse husband smau #call of duty smau

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verstarppen · 7 months

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summary; slowly but surely that fake dating plan you cooked up starts leaving its confined lines

pairing; mick schumacher x fem!reader [ no faceclaim ]

a/n; babe wake up star finally made a mick smau this demands a national celebration; title is count me in by they. because i was listening to it when this story idea appeared between my brain folds TW for mention of food poisoning and hospitals (comedic purposes) but if you're in a place where this might make you uncomfortable i strongly suggest you avoid this post and i'll see you for the lando series update tomorrow, take care

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ynusername favourite necklace

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georgerussell63 I so desperately wish my ability to read would disappear.

ynusername you got us in this mess now suffer the consequences georgerussell63 I didn't do shit, it's entirely on your shoulders.

mickschumacher why aren't you holding them

ynusername no hand holding before marriage please

houseofwebber if they ever break up you'll see me on the news actually

eastcoastbearman babe wake up micky/n are alive

lewishamilton Embarrassing.

ynusername just like this comment

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ynusername took the dog out for a walk

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rothgothgasly stop calling me single in 29 different languages

albonite PARENTS ARE PARENTING

julyestie maman and papa

filipe3596 Hi God it's me again

setbackhamilttel mick the type of guy to say "i don't argue with my girl she tells me to shut up and i do"

ynusername it's true mickschumacher yeah setbackhamilttel THE LEGENDS REPLY!?

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mickschumacher visiting my favorite corpse

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ynusername EXCUSE YOU I CAN EAT SOLID FOODS NOW

mickschumacher i did that on day 4 get good ynusername sorry that my guts aren't as cool as yours mickschumacher let me rearrange them, then ynusername that was smoother than my throw up

mclandolorian HE ESCAPED

baconforza weren't you also a corpse like 2 days ago

armstrongslayer ARE THE RUMOURS ABOUT THE FAKE DATING TRUE

ynusername anything to piss george off

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ynusername if a doctor sees this for legal reason these are old pictures :)

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lewishamilton And to think this all could've happened sooner had you people had the balls to say what should've been said.

ynlantern just like a bowl of cereal that's been collecting dust for an hour, it's still delicious in the end innit lewishamilton All's well that ends well, I guess.

vertiddieenjoyer the only people on earth that can go on a first date after 12 months of dating

nandogoat ao3 friends to lovers, fake dating, only one bed, 294k words, alternative universe - europe, no beta we die like mick's career in haas

osc_pastry i don't think they realize how funny this is to watch from the sidelines

pic credits: instagram and pinterest

blog taglist: @coffeehurricanes @iifloweringnightsii @jsjcue @lanando4 @fastcarsandshit @christianpulisic10 (hi besties hope you're having a lovely evening and you aren't also crying about the qatar quali)

#mick schumacher #mick schumacher x reader #f1 #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #f1 instagram au #f1 social media au #f1 smau #instagram au #social media au #mick schumacher imagine

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vitchimage · 1 year

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“So cold, so sweet..”

ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ: OFFLINE

𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨: Starring Role — MARINA

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐱𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬:

COD MW FRANCHISE

The Band Ghost

Slipknot

Corpse

Sleep token

Star Wars

Scream franchise

Saw franchise

Kins:

Dazai Osamu (Bungo Stray Dogs)

Ayatsuji Yukito (Bungo Stray Dogs)

Saeyoung /707/ (Mystic Messenger)

Caspian Lafontaine (LPS: High Society)

Phinneas Murphy (LPS: High Society)

Rudbeckia (How to get my husband on my side)

Athanasia De Alger Obelia (WMMAP)

Aria Valentine (The Siren/Becoming the villain's family)

Penelope Eckart (Villains are destined to die/Death is the only ending for the villainess)

Eris Miserian (Kill the Villainess)

⇢ ˗ˏˋ Masterlists:

OG!m.list

m.list for A Higher Society (Valorant SMAU)

m.list for The Fake of You (JJK SMAU)

m.list for Populars’ Romance (BSD SMAU)

m.list for jjk men with song lyrics (mini series)

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kylie-writes-stuff · 1 year

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hi ! welcome to my masterlist !!

i write for multiple fandoms and i'm also willing to do my research and write for other characters. feel free to send in a request !

i haven't written in a while but i really want to get back into it.

new things hopefully soon!

(this goes from latest fandom/works to earliest. i can't believe i was writing in 2019, there's no way that's real)

It’s Always Sunny

Charlie Kelly:

dating charlie hcs

New Girl

Nick Miller:

Protector

Bands/Musicians

Ice Nine Kills - Spencer Charnas:

[coming soon]

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Rodrick Heffley:

Too Far

Content Creators

Corpse Husband:

wife

we don't have to dance

You - series (smau)

agoraphobic

drunk face

Quackity:

custody

Dear Evan Hansen

Connor Murphy:

Scared

The Karate Kid

Daniel Larusso:

Soccer Balls and Hand Shakes

The Outsiders

Johnny Cade:

Forever

Dallas Winston:

Goodnight

Halloween in July

Ponyboy Curtis:

Books

Supernatural

Dean Winchester:

Under the Stars

#masterlist #rodrick heffley #corpse husband #quackity #daniel larusso #johnny cade #connor murphy #dallas winston #ponyboy curtis #dean winchester #nick miller #charlie kelly

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woniepop · 2 years

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say you dont love me

Chapter 27 :: The Great Escape pt 2

Genre: Modern Fantasy Au, Smau, angst, fluff

Pairing: Jake Sim x Fem!Reader; wc: 0.7k

Warnings: none

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“Good morning, my King.” the infamous mirror utters. Groggily, Hoon shuffles out of bed, blinking the morning light out of his eyes. “He’s done it. Ms.White has gone and you are the fairest in the land once again. She remains at the west garden.”

“GOD DAMN IT” Sunghoon exclaims. “Of course they would give me the corpse book to graduate.”

It wasn’t unlike Niki to enter uncharted territory. There he stood, or swam at least, in front of Ursula herself. And, there, amongst the squiggly squirmy worms once human, lay the scroll Niki would need to finally finish this hellish nightmare. “What are you looking at, sweetheart?” our beloved sea witch says, the biggest of smirks creeping up on her face.

Y/n knew what Jake's story would entail. She knew he’d always got what he wanted and always would. But something about his book just drew her so close to it. Maybe it was her infatuation with him as her boyfriend, or maybe it was the way he'd lived the life she had always dreamed of her whole life. Just like that, she was at the ball, the very ball that would spark the rest of Prince Charming and Cinderella’s happily ever after. She danced all through the ball, frantically looking for her diploma. DING! The clock struck twelve. Eyes dart to the exit as she spots Cinderella running out, diploma tied to the waist of her dress. With a sigh of disgust and exhaust, she bolt out down the stairs to find Cinderella before it was too late.

Sunoo found himself trudging through the paths of a large, unwelcoming forest. His red coat flowed through the wind as the leaves rustled and soon, he found himself at the steps of a lonely house that stood in a clearing of the forest. Taking a deep breath, he nervously makes his way through the house and his most dreaded room. He grips his basket of cookies tight as he turns the door knob to what was supposed to be his sickly grandmother. “Hey grandma,” he says, eyes darting across the room, finding his scroll on the nightstand, so conveniently placed right next to his grandma who suspiciously looked… furrier… than usual. “I’ll just leave this here, grandma.” he says as he places the basket down on the nightstand, swiftly grabbing his diploma and running as fast as he could.

And with that, he was back in the detention room with the rest of his beloved friends, except one.

“Hey guys, glad everyone made it out okay.” Sunoo greets the group, out of breath from his little endeavor.

“Not everyone.” Y/n says, taking a glance at the open book on the floor, every clearly decorated like none other than Sleeping Beauty.

On the other side of the room, Sunghoon stood nervously tapping his foot. What if Jake had gone to sleep? When was he going to wake up? Was Jake even in there? A bunch of questions flooded Sunghoon’s mind. He could sense that his best friend was in trouble.

“I'm going in,” he announces.

“Wait no, it’s dangerous.” “Let’s wait a minute and give him time to come.” The protests came rolling in.

“We can’t, for all we know he won’t be back for a hundred years. I can’t let that happen to my best friend.” Sunghoon argues.

Sunghoon takes a plunge into his own story, and as he does, the rose vines threaten to creep up his body and trap him too. With the thick vegetation and sharp thorns, he rips his way through the fast moving roses, ignoring the pricks and cuts they would give him. He quickly takes hold of the diploma and Jake together, and as quickly as he entered, he was back in the detention with Jake.

Jake was asleep and wouldn’t be able to wake up for another few days, though at the moment, the group didn’t know. The group rushed him to the hospital, Sunghoon especially afraid he wouldn’t be able to wake up.

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bookgeekgrrl · 1 year

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My media this week (6-12 Nov 2022)

📚 STUFF I READ 📚

😍👂‍The Monsters We Defy (Leslye Penelope, author; Shayna Small, narrator) - book blurb: "A woman able to communicate with spirits must assemble a ragtag crew to pull off a daring heist to save her community in this timely and dazzling historical fantasy that weaves together African American folk magic, history, and romance." and let me tell you how much I LOVED this. Love a heist. Love a SUPERNATURAL heist. Love a prickly female protagonist. Just a really fun, satisfying story!

😊The Case of the Undiscovered Corpse (An Alasdair and Toby and Cambridge Fellows Mystery #1) (Charlie Cochrane) - the 'mystery' solution is nonsensical & convoluted but that's not really the point, it's just the macguffin so two sets of amateur sleuths can team up and since I love all the characters I ain't mad about it. What I love most is seeing J&O as elder statesmen, still living their HEA after 50 years.

🥰Stop @’ing Me (It’s Giving me Anxiety) (isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)) - really fun SMAU with music star Stiles and music YTer Derek. Really good characterizations, fun banter, Pringles discourse, absolutely zero realism about how their respective industries function, as the fanfic gods intend. Plus there's lots of great mocked up SM images and original songs BUT what I truly love most is that this author did an entirely duplicate version of the fic WITHOUT images for accessiblity. Fantastic.

💖💖 +88K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖

I love you with my fingers on your sleeping hand (spectreink91) - The Witcher: Geraskier, 7K - reread - good modern 2nd chance romance AU with horse breeder Geralt and pop singer Jaskier

📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺

Ghosts - s2, e6-7

Doctor Who - s13, e7-8

Abbott Elementary - s2, e1-7

Living Single - s1, e5-6

M*A*S*H - s1, e17

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story - which was as delightfully & surrealistically nonsensical as one could hope

🎧 PODCASTS 🎧

Strong Songs - Pink Floyd: The Dark Side of the Moon

Vibe Check - The House Is Burning

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Laguna Del Diamante

Switched on Pop - The Sound of Sapphism

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - The Wren’s Nest

Still Processing - Summer Renaissance

Twenty Thousand Hertz+ - Found in Translation

Richmond Til We Die: A Ted Lasso Podcastz - Ted Lasso S2E10: Funerals Are So Weird

99% Invisible #514 - Train Set: Track Two

Ologies with Alie Ward - Discard Anthropology (GARBAGE) with Robin Nagle

One Year Plus - 1942: The Info Wars of World War II

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Moving Monuments with the Places Team

🎶 MUSIC 🎶

Lena Hall's Obsessions

Doctor Who Series 13 - Flux (Original Television Soundtrack)

'60s Folk Rock

Essential New Wave

Buena Vista Social Club

An Evening With Silk Sonic [Silk Sonic]

Presenting Blue Öyster Cult

Electronic Film Scores

Songs From Animated Movies

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Classical Focus

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katyasrussianaccent · 2 years

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i want to do another corpse husband smau but am short of ideas. Any help would be appreciated

#corpse fic #corpse husband #corpse husband x reader

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delicrieux · 2 years

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oh my god, i remember religiously stalking ur account when i was obsessed with ur corpse husband smau and now I'm back and obsessed with your stranger things fics!!! im so glad i found you again!! also, pretty sure i was one of the emoji anons but i cant remember which one 🥲🥲

omg hi babes glad to have u back again (´ ꒳ ` ✿)

#roses-and-grasses #we love recurring characters in this anime that is this blog!!

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stylistiquements · 2 years

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𝓦𝓗𝓐𝓣 𝓘𝓕 - The letter

A letter from a lover to a lover on their wedding day.

❚ Word count : 576 ❚ Warning : Swearing as always

A/N : hi friends long time no see! I thought about a little update for What If enjoyers and this happened. don't know why. enjoy! Until next time (ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc)

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Dear y/n,

if you’re reading this, it means that we’re actually getting married today and that I’m keeping the promise I made to myself. You know I'm not good with words, but I'll do it for you. I'll do it because I promised myself that you would understand the depth of my feelings for you -and not in a bang confession of a song, but with actual words written on paper. The song... I can't listen to it anymore. I swear to god, when I do, my brain just goes; "your constant harassment of the female gender makes me sick". Anyway, I'm drifting off. I'm really fucking nervous.

So I'll tell you everything. The truth, the ugly truth, no bullshit.

Wanna know what made me make that promise? (I'm really happy you're reading it in a letter and I'm not telling you face to face cause you'd want to kick my ass). The night you proposed, you were sleeping peacefully and I was just a mess. I couldn't stop thinking about our future together, about the fact that it was probably the stupidest mistake we could ever do. But you rolled around, and I looked at you. You had the stupidest expression I had ever seen on anyone's face. Like ever. So fucking weird. I laughed to myself, couldn't stop, or else I'd have to realize that I was terrified because at that very moment I understood that, ultimately, you'd break my heart one way or another.

I walked into our story blinded by your light and it's like I have only awoken at that moment. You said I should trust you, but for a long time I wasn't able to. Because I'm no easy person to live with. Because I love you so much, I was convinced that it would hurt like a bitch, that there wasn't any other possible way. I'm still not sure about that one, but that night I didn't care anymore. I knew there were no going back, that no matter how scary it was, you'd have to be loved and feel loved, and I wouldn't let anyone do it for me.

In the end, it's a very selfish decision. What would I be without you? What would I be for that really fucking stupid sleeping face?

So I put on my big boy's pants and write this letter instead of getting ready. Sykkuno keeps walking back and forth. I think he's desperate at this point. But I can't stop thinking about you. I wonder what you're doing right now with Rae and Brooke with you. Nevermind, I don't wanna know. I wonder what you'll look like walking down the aisle, what dress you chose. Do you think I'm going to cry? I'm probably going to cry because you're the most amazing, most stunning woman I've ever seen, and I really don't know what else I could do. I'm already emo just thinking about it. About how lucky I am to have found someone as wonderful as you and I can’t believe we’re really about to do it. Being in love is cringe, but if you say a world about it, I'll mansplain, manspread, manipulate my way out of this one. Fuck you in advance actually.

Anyway, now I really realized what's happening today and I'm fucking shaking. I can't believe I'm about to marry my soulmate. But I guess I'll see you soon. I'll be the man in black waiting for the love of his life.

I love you so very much

Forever yours,

Corpse Husband.

#corpse husband #what if #corpse husband smau #corpse smau #corpse social media au #corpse husband x reader #corpse husband x you #corpse husband x y/n

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rozcdust · 1 year

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Angel of small death

Pairing: Senju Akashi x f!reader

Genre: SMAU, Crack

Word count: 700ish

Warnings: Canon divergent, profanity, ooc, gay agenda, mentions of corpses, PLATONIC Bonten x reader

Synopsis: Y/n is a Bonten executive, cold and efficient, until she meets the youngest Akashi sibling.

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It struck you as only a little odd that for whatever reason, the seating arrangement in the private booths of Rindou’s club changed.

Usually, on nights like these, you were sat between Ran and Rindou while they fucked around with their boyfriends, in case the either couple decides to bother you for a bit, but now, you were seated at the end, Inui on one side and an empty spot on the other.

Sanzu briefly mentioned someone else will be joining you, aggressively typing on his phone, and you found yourself just a tad curious, usually these nights out always had the same cast, Inui as the only addition.

The man and you rarely ever spoke, both being of a more silent variety, and you assumed there was some sort of mutual agreement to let each other be.

Unbeknownst to you, Inui just thought you were a bitch.

“Jesus Christ, Haruchiyo, where’s the goddamn fire?” A new voice huffed, catching your attention as you turned to glance at the newcomer.

Under the layers of foundation Kokonoi forcefully put on your face, you could feel your cheeks heating up, just a little.

She was wearing a dress with a screen in the middle, perfectly off her trim waist and toned stomach, in a pretty, baby pink colour, the fabric flowing and fluttering gracefully around her legs.

You made eye contact for a second, and her eyes widened, looking away from you as visible blush spread across her cheeks.

The resemblance to Sanzu was borderline jarring.

“Fucking finally! Y/n, I though you’d enjoy some female company, I think you’re the only one who hasn’t met her yet, that is my little sister.”

“Senju, pleased to meet you!” Shooting you a nervous, shy smile, she sat down next to you, as it was the only available seat, taking your outstretched hand into hers.

Your eyes bore into hers, your interest shown only with the slightest upturn of the corner of your lip.

“Y/n, hello.”

Her hands were warm against your own cold ones, and for a second you mourned the loss of heat, but the small, cramped booth ensured that her hip pressed into yours, legs touching.

They guys carried on with their conversation as usual, but you caught the smug look Kokonoi gave you.

She was undeniably beautiful, and you couldn’t help stealing glances at her as she started talking with Kakucho and Ran, her wide smile showing off perfect teeth, the flutter of her eyelashes kissing the apples as she laughed at some stupid joke Ran made.

Pulling on the collar of your suit, you downed your drink, pouring another one, already feeling as if this will be a long night.

You lit up a cigarette to soothe the oncoming, undeniable flustering panic you felt coming on.

There was a reason you surrounded yourself with mostly men, and that reason was that girls made you a stuttering, stumbling mess.

She looked at you in surprise, her nose wrinkling slightly as she glanced down at your fingers and at the cigarette.

“I’m sorry, do you not smoke? Does the smoke bother you?” You sounded way colder than intended, but you hoped she could read out your concern from the tilt of your head.

She softly smiled, shaking her head.

“It’s okay, and I don’t, no! Would be kinda hypocritical of me,” She laughed, the melodious sound filling your eardrums and sending your heart racing, “I’m a personal trainer.”

Ah.

Well that explained a lot.

“It’s hypocritical of me too then.” Shrugging, you took a long drag, hoping the buzz of the alchol and the lack of oxygen will calm down the frantic beat of your heart, “I’m a doctor.”

“That’s cool! What kind?”

“A forensic pathologist.”

“God damn! I could never, corpses freak me out.”

You nodded, a small smile tugging at your lips at her cute, pouty expression.

“They’re okay, mostly. Great if you enjoy some quiet. Sometimes they let out little groans and gasps though, but that’s mostly just gasses escaping.”

“That is fucking horrifying.”

You smirked, glancing around the table as you leaned in closer to her face, as if to tell a secret.

The hair at the back of her neck stood up as she felt your warm breath brush against her ear.

“Once, Mikey went down there to find me while I had a new cadaver in. Screamed so hard and loud that Sanzu sprinted to the lab, katana ready and all.”

She laughed, glancing between her brother and Manjiro.

“Yeah, sounds like some sort of shit they’d do.”

“It does, doesn’t it?”

. . . next

🔖Taglist (open):

@rinsie @r-xochitl @7rkx @sunahyejin @yamaguccitadashi @minoozi @trashmemebitch @frogtits1 @sup-zfam @xashiui @bontens-whore @lumi-does-some-stuff @hana-patata @erza-uzumaki @sh4nn @sisnot @soushswag @kneeapartman @anahryal @reiners-milkbiddies @satsuri3su @aretheea @bluerskiees @winterv-black @harueyato @crueldinasty @astropheia @requiem-of-a-fool @inurmom00

#tokyorev #tokyo revengers #senju x you #senju x y/n #senju x reader #senju kawagari #senju akashi #bonten x reader #rindou haitani #ran haitani #sanzu haruchiyo #kakucho hitto #kokonoi hajime #mikey sano

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kylie-writes-stuff · 3 years

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✩ YOU ✩

A Corpse Husband Social Media AU !

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INTRO

PART 1: OFF BRAND JEFF THE KILLER

PART 2: UGH BI CULTURE

PART 3: DHMIS

PART 4: THESE DUMBASSES [1] [2]

PART 5: NO ??

PART 6: YNSIMPS4CORPSE

PART 7: BREAKING FREE

PART 8: YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND

PART 9: SECRET MISSION SHHH

PART 10: JUMPER

PART 11: MIDBECRAFY

PART 12: BLACK HEART

PART 13: GOOD IDEA

PART 14: GREAT STREAM

PART 15: OPERATION FOUR SOME

more to come ! lemme know if you want to be added to the tag list :)

bonus! : cursed interactions

1: twilight

2: andy biersack

3: #ynfell

#masterlist #corpse social media au #corpse x reader #corpse husband x reader #corpse husband smau #corpse smau #corpse husband fanfic

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vneuns · 3 years

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TRES. FAMILY BONDING TIME

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pairing: corpse x reader , dream x reader.

authors note: this is kinda short but like whatever 💀 we finally got the Corpse x yn content we needed so praise bingus 😩. also don’t mind the dates I got tired after a while and didn’t feel like changing them 😀🔪

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( IF UR USER IS IN ITALICS IT MEANS I COULDNT TAG YOU, MAKE SURE YOUR TAG SETTINGS ARE ON )

tags : @superaayojayyworld @ukiyolixx @sykuno @aquapinkgamer @teenloves @happynesswastaken @and-claudia @delicrieux @mcntsee @part-of-too-many-fandoms29 @bellomi-clarke @mad-woman-with-a-box @theboywhocriedlupin @i-am-living-fangirl-trash @wintersoldierbaby @tooturntashbash @insanedeathwish @neenieweenie @open-minded-chip-101 @fo-love @ravenclawbb @peachdoppi @aroyaldarknessblr @lucidlycactus @cinnabearice @muzanscumslut @rhyrhy462 @vincent-stargogh @foxxtrot-116 @happyyyandcrazyyy @callmemaeve-y @victoria-a567 @thefangirl05 @bigmac-papi @where-thesundoesntshine @miraghe @secretly-a-weeb @letsloveimagines @stickystrawberrysyrup @lukathecrimIe @youretheonlyonewhomakesme @more-like-reyna @hydrate-tion @pettyjayy @whenpugzfly @officallyunofficialperson @boiled-onionrings @acciowilltolive @fanworrior @lovelysmp @wineandionysus @sleepingalaska @just-a-stan

#corpse husband #corpse #corpse husband fanfic #corpse husband x female reader #corpse x reader #corpse x y/n #corpse husband fic #corpse husband x reader #corpse husband imagine #dream #Dream #dream was found #dream smau #corpse smau #corpse husband smau #hat smau

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katyasrussianaccent · 2 years

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omg if you actually do another corpse smau im going to lose my mind, yours was the best one I've read so far!!

(no pressure though, of course <3)

aww thank you so much! So im definitely playing about with a few ideas just need to kinda decide on what im doing and plan etc. 😩

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rozcdust · 1 year

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Angel of small death

Pairing: Senju Akashi x f!reader

Genre: SMAU

Warnings: Canon divergent, profanity, ooc, gay agenda, mentions of an autopsy, mentions of corpses, drawing blood

Synopsis: Y/n is a Bonten executive, cold and efficient, until she meets the youngest Akashi sibling.

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You rolled out your neck as you pulled up into the parking lot, sighing.

Grabbing your bag and coat, you exit the car, locking it up before pulling on the car door to check it truly was locked, humming softly when you found it truly is.

The last time you didn’t, Sanzu put a skeleton in a thong in the back seat.

You walked into the giant building, considering if you should go up and alert Mikey that you did come, but deciding otherwise, instead taking a sharp left to go into the stairwell, to the morgue in the basement.

It was designed specifically for you, prepped with any and all equipment you may need, alongside giant speakers you talked Koko into allowing you to install.

Entering the cold, clinical room as you turned on the lights, you greeted the skeleton in the corner, a medical prop you decided is your favourite person in this building as you glanced at the headless corpse on the slab, raising an eyebrow in confusion.

It couldn’t possibly be that easy.

“Hi, big guy.” Shrugging, you left your bag and phone on the table, taking off the suit jacket and fingerless gloves you were wearing to be replaced with a lab coat and disposable medical gloves, rummaging through your desk drawers to retrieve a surgical mask and a clean needle for drawing blood.

Turning on some music, you got to work.

Your job was far from easy, but it was simple.

Sometimes, Bonten didn’t want to get rid of a body, sometimes, they wanted to send a message, a threat to the police or their enemies, and that is where you stepped in.

You job was to make sure, when those corpses end up on a police coroner’s table, there is nothing of note to be found, not a single thing that could point to their last moments, their whereabouts, hell, not even their last meal.

“Let’s see what the fuck is up with you.” Humming as you carefully drew the blood with some difficulty, you raised the vial to the bright LED lights, observing it.

Bingo.

“Boss! I’m done with the job.” Walking into Mikey’s office, you barely even reacted at the rest of the executives being there, mind hazed and half dead, “I’ll go home now. I’m tired.”

You’ve had trouble sleeping for years now, unable to sleep no matter how many pills you took unless you felt like you’ll pass out, something you were glad your boss and the rest of executives understood, having given them rather traumatising experience after the one time they found you sleeping on the autopsy table.

You apparently gave Koko a heart attack, and he has since made sure all of them have a couch in their office for you to crash on.

Mikey looked up from his phone, nodding curtly.

“Sure, go rest. You did well, thank you.”

Ran hopped up the opportunity, taking your bag and coat from your hands, hands digging inside the coat pockets until he found your car keys.

“I’ll drive you.” He offered, and you didn’t have the heart or the energy to say no.

You went into your profession to avoid speaking to people as much as possible, and yet all your coworkers persisted on bothering you.

“You look too tired, pale too, have you eaten? Insomnia again?” Kakucho asked you, quirking an eyebrow.

Sanzu pulled out his phone.

“I’ll order something to your address.”

“Thanks.” Softly bowing your head, you followed Ran outside the room, closing the doors behind you.

You barely even noticed the short, young woman sat next to Sanzu and Rindou, peering at you through her long eyelashes in curiosity.

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