I went back to college and the dorms were horribly overpriced. One of my classmates was a sentient T-Rex named George. We were both annoyed he couldn't fit in the dorm building to come hang out.
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CURRENTLY WRITING PART THREE TO CLASSMATE !!!
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Ok so my friend's glue stick cap fell down, rolled away in front of me and then promptly disappeared
Like it straight up vanished 💀💀💀💀💀
The glue stick cap went to the freaking backrooms in front of me
Nncjfkfkfkgjgjf
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A Thought #1
This will be a new section for my blog, although it is very similar to the stories that I do
Well I'll start, it happened to me when I was between 14 and 15 years old, at that time I was in a secondary school and I was someone quite shy but I managed to relate and have a large group of friends.
At recess there was a small cabin in the courtyard where we all met and talked about any topic, a friend had said that a classmate would have had a powerful diarrhea in the school bathrooms and that he had witnessed it all, and at Being a teenager with a lot of hormones I asked for more details, then my friend started making sounds with his mouth simulating farting and watery diarrhea.
I discreetly left the cabin and ran to the school men's bathroom and unfortunately there was no trace of smell or excrement, that disappointed me a lot since I had never had that kind of experience in my life, so when recess arrived I decided talk to the boy who had diarrhea.
There was a good thing and a bad thing about that talk, the first being that he hadn't admitted to having an anal explosion at school, but the good news is that he had admitted (without me asking) that on that very day In the morning he had a shake and he himself admits that these things hurt his stomach.
I never get more than that, I just wanted to see him defecate, during those days I could only think of his pale ass sitting on the disgusting toilet at school, holding his trembling tummy while clenching his teeth.I would have liked to hear him dirty the bathroom totally embarrassed, his wet farts and above all to see something of his crotch.
Or at least, having run with the same luck as my friend who saw, heard and smelled everything that happened that day. In the end it just remains a good memory.
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Seeing classmates fight in class is another level of entertainment.
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Cutscene - Suzy & Classmate
[Individual Frames can be viewed Here]
[Image ID: A gif made up of a series of screenshots. Which shows a conversation between the characters. For the sake of this ID, classmate will be referred to as C, and Suzy as S.
C: Huh...?
S: Woah! Oof! ... Owie!
C: What are you doing?
S: I trilled while i was holding onto the desk...
C: Yeah, I can see that. Why are you cleaning up all by yourself?
S: Oh, that! The rest of the people on cleaning duty had other stuff to do and went home.
C: Wow, aren't you a sucker, being used like that...
S: I beg your pardon?
C: Nothing. Here, you take the chair.
S: Brrrrriiiing! Why, are you HELPING me?!
C: Oh shush. Only 'cos I've got nothing better to do.
S: ... Okay
C: It's just this once.
S: I'm glad you have so much free time -- just this once
C: ..........
end ID]
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I was running away from a prison in a very large field because I killed a very annoying classmate. No one stopped me.
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Peter O'Toole and Bryan Pringle
Lawrence of Arabia(1962)
directed by David Lean
Peter O'Toole
as T. E. Lawrence
Bryan Pringle
as Driver (uncredited)
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march 1st this is going to be on my arm.
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Ok y'kno that classmate I have mentioned at least a couple times now?
Yeah so we sit together on our assigned bench daily and she asked me to scoot closer to her,
C l o s e r
Not asking me to make some distance between her and I, no, closer
🫠 I was so confused cuz she wanted me to scoot in close enough that it, from any perspective, would've looked like I was invading her personal space and she was asking for it so politely too🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
Hxndjjdkfkfk *screams*
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I'm bi because im attracted to both, smarts and stupids. For example I felt very attracted to my classmate when i read her A-graded academic writings and saw her incredibly crafted masterpieces. But i also felt so hotly attracted when she left her bag on our shared locker and forgot the key inside, effectively locking herself out until one of us came to rescue
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