#chronically online frfr
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I genuinely think I’ve been experiencing the stages of grief over the Outsiders SMP. Like. I’ve been reading through the profile of someone who’s had a family member die recently and. Uh. Guys. I thought about it.
And I realized I fit the bill. I’ve been in legitimate mourning over the Outsiders SMP characters
Guys I think I’ve finally hit some semblance of acceptance
This is so fucking funny, oh my god
#pov I realize I wasn’t just exaggerating (to myself) when I said I couldn’t cope#i genuinely felt I couldn’t bruh#why did I think I was lying to myself#why do the lame things happen to me#chronically online frfr#mourning over graves of fictional characters frfr#help me frfr#god I can’t stop laughing at this#I’m so stupid and normal about this#outsiders smp#outsidersblr#c!owen#c!apo#c!rasbi#c!guts#c!squidney#c!mowhee#acronage
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"I feel like it'll be a bad idea, but..." She says, turning to face the box on the floor. But, maybe it'll be a good conversation starter for other people? She hasn't really said anything about herself besides what her species was and whatnot...
#Chronically Online - Cosmos Deus#toontown#toonblr#corporate clash#OOC - she's hiding something frfr
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list of my f/os who would ACTUALLY TOLERATE ME IRL:
(note: this is based off which one of them can tolerate me when im hanging out with my friends)
-arven (it would take him a while but we'll get there)
-avery (we'd make fun of the people who bully me ngl)
-ilima (he'd probably get fed up after the fourth mention of skibidi toilet)
-ga ming (HE WOULD BE MAKING THE SKIBIDI TOILET JOKES WITH ME)
-kieran (he wouldnt get the inside jokes but he'd somehow tolerate me)
list of my f/os who wouls ABSOLUTELY DIE if they were in my vicinity:
(again, based off which one can tolerate me with my friends)
-AMETHIO (he wouldnt even look my way bro)
-SILVER (he'd bully me tbh 😔😔😔)
SILVER WOULD CALL ME A SLUR TBH
-piers (would probably mistake me for an eshay ngl)
overall: none of my f/os would actually be able to deal with me when im with my friends. our humour is too immature and all of them would end up dead if they were to interact with us. just a side note, we ironically say stuff like 'skibidi rizz' and 'ohio sigma' in a way of making fun of people who genuinely use them
#mari shitposts#tbh i cant be w someone who cant get along with my friends#and thats why you should date your best friend frfr#nah cuz our humour is literally just making our only non chronically online friend do the things we did back in like 2020-2021
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let the mourners come
Title: let the mourners come
Ao3 Link: Only available to Ao3 users
Word Count: 3045
Summary:
It started, as most things do with Danny Fenton, as a joke.
It ended, as most things do with Jazz Fenton, with things better than they were before.
xxXxx
When Danny finally gets a Twitter, it’s during Elon Musk’s shit show takeover. He’s able to secure a good Twitter handle thanks to people leaving en masse and fleeing to Tumblr. He knows about things that happen outside of Amity Park (he is terminally online rather than chronically, after all), but he still doesn’t think anything of using @TheJoker as his handle, even knowing about Gotham City’s clown troubles. It’s just going to be a shitpost account, anyway, one that dances in the chaos of Elon’s electronic graveyard. Nothing will come about him using @TheJoker when he’s merely posting things like, “Just grew a new row of teeth!!! very pointy but can’t go to the dentist anymore bc they might turn me in to the giw.”
So Danny honestly never foresaw The Actual Real Joker breaking out of Arkham Asylum all the way in Gotham City, New Jersey, and deciding to get a Twitter account to terrorize people online as well as offline. And he definitely never foresaw The Joker @’ing him on Twitter, demanding that Danny change his Twitter handle. But, well. Here he was.
[Image Description: A screenshot of a Twitter reply chain, starting with the real Joker @'ing Danny's Twitter account, which uses TheJoker as his Twitter handle. The Joker, who has a verified account, demands that Danny "change your handle", and Danny replies with a simple "no" followed by red heart emoji. The Joker Tweets, "Kid you don't know who you're fucking with," to which Danny replies, "Ye I do ur some dude w/ poor fashion sense and lame jokes. Maybe try badjokesbyjeff bc originality is ugly on u" followed by a shrugging emoticon. The Joker responds, "Check your DMs." Danny then responds, "Perf [happy emoji surrounded by hearts] I've sent you a time and place. Can't wait to beat the shit out of another disgrace of a clown." Someone with the username "Gregg rulz ok" responds to Danny's last Tweet, "Bro is absolutely RATIOING the joker but the clown keeps responding [three skull emojis] embarrassing frfr too bad he's gonna die for realsies".
End ID]
Danny is quick to respond and then makes even quicker work of roasting The Joker. This soon results in The Joker DMing him his IP Address and a creative threat. Still, Danny isn’t about to cow to a clown with no respect for the art of clowning. He replies to the DM:
Cool, meet me at the Nasty Burger parking lot in Amity Park IL on tuesday at 2am
The response from The Joker is quick:
Fourteen year olds are too confident these days
Danny rolls his eyes and ignores the influx of notifications from Twitter, and instead makes another Tweet.
Imagine beefing with someone over a Twitter handle lol acc so embarrassing for him
He blackens his screen and stretches in bed, letting his spine pop more than what is humanly possible. He runs his tongue over that second row of teeth, his lips curling into a grin.
xxXxx
Gothamite Twitter is blowing up over The Joker’s social media beef with a faceless shitposting account. Jason, upon finding out about it, has a series of reactions: first, he looks up the shitposter and follows them. Then, he finds the actual chain between the poster and The Joker, and his vision goes vibrant green when he sees that The Joker’s profile picture is of the second Robin, beaten and swollen in an abandoned building in Ethiopia.
When his vision clears and he can breathe without wanting to kill, he likes the shitposter’s replies, and he calls the Replacement to see if the other Bats know already.
“We know,” Tim says in lieu of a hello when the ringing cuts out. “We’re working on it.”
“What, you think anything’s gonna come of it?” But even as Jason asks, he already knows the answer. The Joker is unhinged and once he’s threatened something, he’ll follow up unless he comes up with a “funnier” option.
Tim’s breath hitches, and he says, “I’ve hacked their DMs. Joker knows the kid’s IP address and sent it to him. He knows everything from that address alone.”
He pauses in the middle of suiting up, “Kid?”
He hears Tim swallow, “Yes, kid. He’s fifteen. And he gave The Joker a specific time and place to meet up to fight. In his own hometown.”
“Are— are you fucking kidding me?”
“No. B is already calling Nightwing. We’re taking the Batwing to Illinois.”
“Jesus fuck. I’ll be there in twenty.”
“Hood, I—”
“Shut up, I’m already in my gear.” He hangs up without waiting for a response.
He refreshes the Twitter feed and barks a laugh at the newest Tweet:
Jason Todd votes, and the Red Hood leaves his safe house.
xxXxx
A commercial flight to Illinois takes around two and a half hours. In the Batwing, they get there in an hour, and don’t even have to worry about the drive from Chicago to a small speck of a town like Amity Park. They spend the quick flight learning everything they can about Daniel James Fenton, the owner of the Twitter account, and they can all sense the growing tension from (and between) Bruce and Jason.
But, well. Jason doesn’t care. Let them be uncomfortable. It doesn’t compare to being ripped back into life and finding out his dad didn’t even get justice for his death.
When they reach town, it doesn’t take long to find the Fentons’ home. This is in part because Amity Park is a very navigable town, and because of the giant neon sign proclaiming FentonWorks on the side of the building.
“Is that a blimp?” Dick asks. “Why don’t we have a blimp?”
“Where would we keep it?” the Demon Brat counters practically. “Goliath takes up all of the Cave’s extra space.”
Jason rolls his eyes and knows veins would be popping out of Bruce’s forehead if it weren’t for the cowl.
“Let’s go,” Bruce says instead, and they all make their way to the house.
Nightwing, predictably, goes for the front door approach. Jason rolls his eyes as he takes one of the second-story windows and finds his way downstairs.
He gets down at the same time that a redheaded girl answers the door and nearly slams it in Dick’s face. Jason has to suppress snickers at the sight.
“Wait, wait, wait, are you Jazz Fenton? We need to talk to your brother!”
“...We?” she asks, then tenses and turns around to see the rest of the Bats in the hall behind her. Dick takes the opportunity to step in completely, closing the door behind him. “Wha— what’s going on?”
“Where are your parents, Jazz?” Bruce makes every question sound like a demand. Jason rolls his eyes from behind his mask—way to put the teenager at ease, B.
“Why do you need to know?” Her voice has a defensive edge to it. “What do you want with Danny?”
“Hey, it’s okay,” Nightwing comforts. “He didn’t do anything too bad, just said some dumb things online. It’s not his fault.”
This relaxes her, and her shoulders begin un-hunching. “Oh, s-so what’d he do?”
“He foolishly challenged The Joker to a battle in a ‘Nasty Burger’ parking lot tonight.”
“You could’ve had some more tact, Robin,” Nightwing scolds. But the Demon Spawn just crosses his arms.
“He did what?” Jazz shrieks. “Like, The Joker from Gotham? That Joker?”
“Are there others?” Red Hood comments dryly.
Her face goes through several different emotions—disbelief, rage, fear, and then rage again, “DANIEL JAMES FENTON! GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!”
There’s a thumping noise, and then frantic footsteps down the stairs.
“Wha? Who died?” asks the figure of a tiny fifteen-year-old, smaller than even Jason had been when he was alone with The Joker. He’s tiny and lanky. Zero muscle definition. Eye bags to rival the Replacement’s. Something ripples in the Pit, deep and distinct, but he can’t name what causes it.
Oh, this kid is so dead.
“Danny,” says Jazz calmly while Danny blinks uncomprehendingly at the heroes in their hallway. She is solemn when she says, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to kill you now.”
“What did I do?”
She stares at him, “Why have you scheduled a fight with The Joker?”
“Oh, that.” He rubs the back of his neck, “Is he taking that seriously?”
“Of course he is, Danny! It’s The Joker! That’s what he does! He can’t differentiate between a joke and reality! He would tear off his own face for the bit!”
“Oof,” is all Danny can muster. He digs his phone out and starts typing before Jazz yanks it out his hand.
“You’re fucking TWEETING about this?” Jazz asks incredulously, and Hood’s hackles rise. She even reads the Tweet aloud, “‘Just found out @TheJ0ker is being fr about fighting me. Sad but i can take a clown.’”
“I was gonna add ‘i’ve done it b4,’ but like the letter and the number four. But yeah.”
“You’re grounded forever.” Danny opens his mouth to protest, but the look Jazz cuts at him is so scathing that he shuts his mouth. Hood is reluctantly impressed—she had what could be cultivated into a fantastic Batglare. She pockets the phone, “You’re never getting this phone back. Taunting The Joker to Amity? Have you any brain cells? What if he brings Joker gas with him, huh? Or any of his goons? What if he starts hurting other people? Have you thought any of this through?”
Danny’s face goes from tired to chastised, his lips drawing into a frown, especially at the mention of other people.
“I’m sorry,” he says. “I didn’t think that he’d take it so seriously.”
“He sent you your IP Address.”
“I thought that was just a random string of numbers?”
“Oh my god,” Jazz despairs. “Oh my god. Grounded forever. See, I know you're lying to me. I know you're lying because Tucker, the nerdiest tech nerd to have ever been born, is your best friend.”
He rubs the back of his neck, “I tune him out?”
“You’re still lying to me?” Jazz scoffs and turns to Batman, “Do whatever you want with him. I’m not going to defend him from this.”
“Hey!” complained her brother, but Batman just continued on, “Where are your parents?”
“They’re in Sweden for a science convention,” Jazz answers. “They left this morning.”
Damn, Jason curses to himself.
“Jazz, seriously. You’re not gonna let Batman kill me, right?”
“Do you want to be cremated or buried, Danny?” Jazz asks blasély, and Danny gulps, refusing to meet anyone’s eyes.
“It’s my Twitter handle,” he mutters petulantly, and Jason can’t believe the gall of this kid. Or maybe stupidity. Audacity’s a good one, too. “If he wanted it, he should’ve gotten it first. And he gives clowns a bad name.”
“Not the clown thing again.” Jazz digs her palms into her eyes, sighs, then turns to the heroes. “He has a whole clown thing ever since Circus Gothica came to town and robbed a bunch of jewelry stores.”
Danny gestures wildly with his hands, as if demonizing clowns was the real problem and not the egomaniacal mass murderer who wanted to murder him for his Twitter handle, “Clowning is an art form, Jazz, and people like Freakshow and The Joker make a mockery of the very serious societal statements that clowns make!”
All of the Bats very carefully Did Not look at Nightwing, who has made very similar rants on quiet patrols.
“You are never leaving this house again,” she says serenely. “And I’m unplugging the wifi router.”
“You would punish even yourself?”
“Oh, little brother. I would watch the world burn if it meant knocking sense into your thick skull.”
“Okay, Christ,” Red Hood finally interrupted the siblings’ melodrama. An unyielding redheaded girl and a mouthy black-haired, blue-eyed boy? They’d fit in a little too well back at the Manor, so Jason needs to cut this shit out before Bruce’s bat-doption instincts start tingling. “Stop. Just… Christ. Stop. Is this how you always interact with each other?”
“Sometimes there’s explosions,” Danny pipes up, a cheeky grin on his face.
Jazz doesn’t dispute it.
Fucking hell. God damn it. I can’t. I just can’t.
Batman doesn’t give anything away, “Robin and Red Robin will be staying here with you until Nightwing, Hood, and I apprehend The Joker. First, we’re going to check the perimeter.”
“Oooh, I get to give the lab tour!”
Lab?
“No lab. You’re grounded. You’ll only be in there for cleaning duty now.”
“Wh– hey! No fair!”
“What’s this lab you two are talking about?” Red Robin asks before Jazz can rip into her brother again.
She sighs, “Our parents’ lab. I’ll show you, but someone needs to stay with Danny.”
“You act like I’m gonna run off and start World War III….”
“I wonder why,” she says sarcastically.
Batman nods to Robin, who nods back, and the rest of them follow Jazz out of the living room to a metal reinforced door. She types in a code—Jason catches the numbers 03-14-99. There’s an assenting beep, and she opens the door, flicking on the lights and leading them down into what is apparently a basement lab.
A stone settles in Red Hood’s stomach, cold and heavy.
The basement is large, likely the floor size of the entire building. There are several work tables, filled with miscellaneous blueprints and spare parts and weapons and tools. Against the farthest wall is another armored door, but what draws Hood’s—and the entire Batclan’s—attention is the south wall, where a circular hole in the wall was glowing a toxic Pit green.
The stone shattered in his stomach, splintering into his body. Is it harder or easier to breathe? Jason can’t tell.
“Wow,” says Nightwing. His voice is cheerful, but Jason can feel the stress beneath it. “Do I even want to know?”
Wasn’t this supposed to just be typical Joker bullshit?
“Our parents are ectobiologists,” Jazz explains nonchalantly, walking further into the lab. “As in, ghost biologists.” She pauses at one of the work tables, picking up a green and white thermos. Pretty boring, considering the rest of their surroundings.
“Ghosts.” Red Robin’s voice is carefully neutral.
“Ghosts,” Jazz reaffirms. “I know. I thought they were crazy at first, too. But I can prove it, if you like.” Then, without waiting for a yes or no, she untwists the thermos, and there’s a bright flash of white, and a whole entire body sprouting out of it.
“WHOO! I’M FREE!” cries the…being, pale and floating and lanky and entirely too big to have fit into a fucking thermos, of all the fucking things. “....And not in the Realms? Wait.” He stops stretching, descending to rest closer to the ground, but still hovering a few inches from the floor. He’s got green eyes and lifeless (ha) blond hair. He’s wearing a trenchcoat and a green skull necklace. Overall, he looks like the type of thug he’d arrest in the Bowery.
“Hello, Johnny.” The man’s—ghost’s?—eyes flicker around each person in the room, his gaze becoming more and more confused and panicked as he takes in each Bat, before settling on Jazz Fenton.
“Why are the fucking Bats here?”
“The Joker’s coming to Amity,” she says. The ghost’s eyes widen. Jazz tilts her head, “How many ghosts would you say passed away in Gotham, Johnny?”
As Jason and the Bats tense, this Johnny guy lets out a wicked laugh, “Oh, Doll, you have the best surprises. Why did we break up?”
“You did try to have my body possessed. That ruins any good relationship.”
“Man, but Kitty’ll love this. Thanks for letting me out of Soup Time, Doll.” He floats higher, “Any advice?”
She throws him the phone she’d confiscated from Danny and he catches it easily, “Everything’s on here. Have fun.”
“What exactly are you planning?” Batman scowls.
Johnny laughs, “Aww, don’t worry, Bats. Peace and love on Planet Earth, or whatever. We’ll make it quick.” Then, as the Bats leap into action as one, Johnny turns invisible, the Batarangs passing harmlessly through where he’d once been floating.
“Where did he go?” Batman turns his scowl, angrier than ever, to Jazmin Fenton, who stares back unflinchingly. “He’s going to solve the problem.”
“You mean he’s going to kill The Joker.”
She shakes her head, “Oh, no. That’d just be asking for him to come back as a ghost. Could you imagine a Joker with powers like invisibility, intangibility, flight, and more? Johnny can be impulsive, but he’s smart. None of them will kill The Joker.”
“Then what are they going to do?” Red Robin asks.
“My parents are ectobiologists,” Jazz repeats from earlier. “But I am more of an anthro-ectopologist. I am concerned with the study of ectoplasmic beings’ societies and cultures. And while it is very ancient, there is protocol in the Infinite Realms—that is, where you go when you die, should you remain after death—to prosecute living criminals who have killed a certain number of Realms citizens. So you don’t have to worry about your moral code, Batman. The Joker will be tried by a much fairer court than Gotham can ever hope to have. No offense.”
Jason stares at Jazz Fenton, who he’d pegged as the sane sibling. He’s not so sure now, but he can’t say he hates it.
“And how do we know it’s a fair trial?” Nightwing asks.
She waves her hand, “Oh, as Gotham’s Knights, you’re key witnesses. I’m sure you’ll be summoned to testify. You will see then. And don’t worry about your secret identities—the dead don’t care much for that sort of thing.”
“So if this is a ‘fair’ trial or whatever, The Joker’s going to be locked up forever?” Jason asks. “I mean, that’s the only option for shit like him.”
Batman sends him a look, but he ignores it.
“Well, there are several different punishments that could be deemed appropriate, but he’ll never be able to set foot in the mortal world again, yes.”
Jason Todd grins, “Oh, I’m glad your brother’s stupid, kid.”
She sighs, long-suffering, “Well, that makes one of us. Still, there’s more important things we should discuss now that you’re here.”
“More important than The Joker trying to kill your brother over a Twitter handle?” Red Robin asks doubtfully.
Jazz smiles, sharp and dangerous, and asks, ”Have you ever heard of the Anti-Ecto Acts?”
xxXxx
Several months later when Danny is finally un-grounded, he Tweets his last three Tweets before Twitter can become the foolishly named X:
Imagine bullying the Joker so hard that it not only lands the Joker in ghost prison BUT it also leads to major law reform in the US lmao someone make the domino effect meme about this pls
Y’allre replying to me with thanks like i did anything other than be an internet troll. My sister literally manipulated local, federal, and interdimensional law so you should be thanking her.
i just a babie 🥺🥺🥺
xxXxx
Thanks for reading! This is the whole fic, so pls do not ask for tags! Thank you :)
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcxdp#dpxdc#danny phantom#danny fenton#jazz fenton#jason todd#batman#fanfiction#fanfic#ao3#the joker#johnny 13#severely ooc
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Ari hi! This thought just came to me. You know those “this is what your bias says about you” yeah I think you should do that! Like I literally love your headcanons and takes on members so I think you’d kill this too! I know you’re a working woman, getting your bag and all so no rush with this or even if you didn’t want to, its all good! Lol
first of all THANK YOOOUUU crazy the amount of faith you have in me 🤪 it's funny bc when i first read this i was like i don't even know if i'm capable of that but then immediately after my lil brain started churning SO
this is what i think your bias says about you:
jin: chaotic and unserious; like really just be doing stuff just to do it; treats life like a social experiment probably; don’t take yourself or anything really too serious; but at the end of the day you handle your bidness; big proponent of rest and relaxation; got a rebellious spirit like you really just have a level of autonomy that you have to have like you bend where you can but if you can’t you don’t; you’re probably hot like even if you’re not physically you got that hot state of mind
yoongi: you got issues <333 like you’re probably mentally ill in one way or another; you probably have an rbf; you know exactly what you wanna do and you gonna make it happen one way or another like there’s just a tenacity about you that makes things work; you probably always late; you’re as soft as you are sharp like you got a big heart and you’re not afraid to show it but at the same time you not about to sit up there and be treated any kind of way; you probably always up to something be plotting and scheming sometimes it amounts to something
hobi: you’re loud and energetic like there’s just something about you that screams rainbows and unicorns; probably a horse girl; chronically online; a little cringe but also very cool; you like to have a good time; a little air headed at times but also you always know what to do and not afraid to take charge; you have some kind of natural talent and are good/can get good at multiple other things; you probably have a good fashion sense and an affinity toward chunky shoes
joon: you’re kind like you’re always looking out for other people and willing to put their needs above your own; you’re an over thinker; you probably got a temper; there’s an obsessive side to you like sometimes you just can’t like things a normal amount; as mature and capable as you are you’re also like a little lost puppy like you’re probably a lawyer who gets off work and calls their mommy to get step by step instructions on how to make spaghetti; you probably out the house more than you in the house
jimin: you’re a hard worker; you have goals and you’re going to reach them no matter what; you like a sour patch kid like there’s a streak of evil within you but also you’re very sweet; you’re probably in a constant state of existential crises; lowkey intimidating; got that 1d syndrome like you don’t know you’re beautiful and that’s what makes you beautiful; despite being in the midst of modern society you probably don’t know what’s going on; former gifted kid
tae: you probably feel like you were born in the wrong generation; babygirl; you probably have a lot of guilty pleasures and struggle with a couple vices; you have a diverse music taste; hard headed; if you saw a shooting star you’d probably wish for either world peace or a stick of bubble gum there is no in between; you feel things very deeply; super creative; you just want everyone to be happy frfr; secretly a furry
jk: your head is in the clouds; probably a hopeless romantic; you had an alt phase complete with 6 layers of eyeliner and side swept bangs; you like things done in a sequential manner; you probably shut down when you’re frustrated; you have at least 3 niche interests like if i asked you could probably tell me the current active volcanoes and their most recent eruptions or something; you like sets and collections; you probably stay up late at night; you unabashedly enjoy pop music; hello kitty girl
so like was i way off or what 👁️👄👁️
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im about to write a new chappy for “you & i”
i frfr need to know how this tumblr shit works 😭 cus idk wtf to do here anywaysss here’s a little bit about me
im jae
im 17 - will be 18 at the end of the year
im black…
im goofy asf i just be sayin shit to be sayin it…i like to hear myself talk i think
i write about alot of shit, but mostly tlou POSSIBLY aot… POSSIBLY other things im interested in idk
oh and im chronically online…
im an amateur writer so shit might be wrong
uhhh yeah idk what else to put here so if you have any tips/suggestions to help me understand tumblr better i will appreciate that sm🙏🏾
#ellie williams#ellie smut#ellie williams smut#writers on tumblr#new to tumblr#new writter#intro post#nah imma do my own thing#lesbian
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*Breaks down the door with my foot. Cue me throwing on a pair of shades and sliding right into your blog.*
*Pointing, while screaming at the top of my lungs*
WHAT ‼️
IS ‼️
UP ‼️
NAFFECLIPSE ECLIPSED GANG ‼️‼️‼️
The chronically online Instagram user…/hj
The one who makes those meme comps…
FANDOM has finally arrived to TUMBLR 😎😎😎
Party rocking in the house tonight frfr. Someone start the celebratory music STAT ‼️
Now after waiting since 2021 I shall lurk and invade, making my way, my presence known in the DCA Tumblr community. I have been perceiving Naff for the longest time since bUT I shall not stop there.
I shall go around and appreciate more of my favorite creators from this community and you shall NOT ‼️
I repeat. Shall NOT ‼️ Stop me in my silly quest. Or with my silly commentary.
>:)
Now Naff.
:)
<3333
Lovely lovely Naff you.
I can make my silly comments known to you properly about your lovely fics and AU ideas 🙌
I have been perceiving your blog since my dear friend who helped me create those posts told me that you had one. I’ve been around since your MerMay oneshots. I have been here, when the Sleuth Jesters series was new and I’ve been loving. LOVING. Your work since then
You’re an excellent writer! I love your writing style so much, you put so much life and care into the characters you write. I can close my eyes and daydream about what they look like, what they’re doing, like I’m watching a movie about them.
Sleuth Jesters series? Smh. That is mentally a Netflix TV series in my head with bonus features behind the scenes 🫣
Cryptid Sightings series? Meep’s design of the boys pops up in my brain, and it’s in full 3D playing on the big movie cinema screen in my brain. Popcorn and everything 😮💨😮💨😮💨
All of your other fics too work the same way, I can genuinely imagine them getting an adaptation of sorts/srs
Naff the Eclipsed Squared you are truly goated.
Every time you write something, I go unhinged. I devour on all of the words like multiple Mukbangs back to back. I blend them like a nice milkshake to drink. Idc how many words there are Naff. I feast well on reading whatever is provided anyways >:0
Now farewell…Eclipsed gang. Farewell MB!Clip simps and everyone alike. I shall continue now in my goofy ahhh appreciation for my fav content creators in this community.
Naff I am throwing flowers, coins, chocolates, hearts at your doorstep and whatever else you will enjoy. Take it all.
💞💞💞💞💞💞💗💗💗💗💗💗‼️‼️‼️
*Now cue me running out of your broken down door.*
*I shall perceive Bean next mwahahaha*
AHHHH HI HELLO I'M MELTING!!! YOU'RE SO SWEET EEEEEEEEEE!!!! You're here, Fandom! You're so sweet and I'm melting at every word, ahhh! Welcome to Tumblr!!!
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*kicks down your door* I’m backkk
I know your taking a pause from writing but how do you feel about reading? I have some bits and bobbles for some turtle fics. I would adore for you to take a peek at. (Only if your comfortable tho’)
I saw your MM Yandere headcanons what did you think of the movie? I just saw it and really enjoyed it!
I would LOVE to read something! Feel free to send me anything, I'll happily look at it! I just might not respond right away lol.
MM movie spoilers->
I LOVED THE MOVIE SM NDAKJVFAD;
I loved the 'Villains' and how everyone was portrayed, it was so fun. A it miffed they gave in so easily since it felt forced, but it was great other than that!
Leo's crush on April was absolutely adorable, I loved him he's so goofy. And everyone teasing him felt so real instead of mean. Plus, all the turtles really felt like kids and I loved watching them. However, they did feel more 12ish than 15? idk, still loved them.
Raph being violent but not at his brothers was great, I love him so much. Donnie being a chronically online teen was amazing, really surprised at all the anime references lmao. Mikey was so sweet and I'm glad he wasn't written off as the silly brother again.
THE ART STYLE WAS GORGEOUS OMG I LOVED IT SO MUCH. EVERYTHING WAS SO PRETTY FRFR.
All the turtles being violent was hilarious, as was the milking gag.
Anyway, over all, I really loved it. It was a great movie and felt very well made.
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[SUPER OUTDATED]
Omg wowwww an intro post I'm wildin today frfr. Anyway so basically this is our intro, it has basic information about our system, the names of our frequent fronters uh here's our system main blog [ @clutteredcollective ], we haven't done like, anything on there because we wanted to make an intro post first but I had to get REALLY bored to do this, and it's hard to give information about other alters when the one co-fronting rn has never fronted before. But yeah anyway here's our intro, we're super cool and interesting. I'm gonna post this exact same post on the system main as well, so tada. Finally connecting my blogs omggg. Gotta be proud of meee. Also, if any others that aren't listed here post on this blog or Anomaly Ridden, then it's up to them if they wanna tag their name, if they don't idk, Idrc it's their comfort. Just don't be surprised if you see some unfamiliar names (mostly Daves /h)
- Jackson ⚰️
(p.s. I linked my Carrd to my name in the intro area I spent days on it, it's so cool <3)
╰► 「 Corpse Cult 」
❝ Say my name and his in the same breath ❞`
꒰୨୧꒱┊B A S E I N F O．
> ⵌ collective age: (?)
> ⵌ body age: 18
> ⵌ collective pronouns: it/he/they
> ⵌ type: adaptive
꒰୨୧꒱┊F R E Q U E N T F R O N T E R S ．
> ⵌ Jackon | it/its | ⚰️
> ⵌ Special interests: Death, Dating sims, Marvel, Homestuck
> ⵌ Side blogs: @our-life-postings, @creep-impasta
> ⵌ DNI: Beta/Alpha kid shippers, problematic ships (homestuck specific)
> ⵌ Dirk | he/him | ⚔️
> ⵌ Dave | he/they | 🍎
> ⵌ Special interests: hanahaki disease
> ⵌ TG | he/they | ☕
> ⵌ Special interests: beatboxing
> ⵌ Side blogs: @cool-guy-username
> ⵌ Techno | he/pig/crown | 👑
> ⵌ DS | he/bird/doom | 🪶
> ⵌ Special interests: Death, time travel
꒰୨୧꒱┊B O U N D A R I E S．
> ⵌ PDA: ➵ ask
> ⵌ Touch: ➵ ask
> ⵌ DMs: ➵ yes (only some will respond)
> ⵌ Friend Requests: ➵ yes
> ⵌ Nicknames / Petnames: ➵ depends on fronter
> ⵌ Extra Info: ➵ Some alters speak with a typing quirk, they may or may not translate but usually another alter will translate. We have MANY Striders, please refer to them by their proper names! We split very easily, it's very unfun, but our frequent fronters usually change per month, Jack and Techno are the only consistent ones. ALMOST NO ONE IS THEIR SOURCE !! DO NOT TREAT THEM LIKE THEIR SOURCE !! Some will share details from their source if they are comfortable, do not push! Some alters are in relationships with each other, most of us see each other as family, if you have a problem with either of that, bye.
BYI/DNI
BYI;
We have autism, ADHD, chronic pain, and amnesia etc. (Some people have their own health issues they may or may not share that'll impact our life and communication)
We're a system and all of the above affects us greatly.
We prefer tone tags being used, bc we have no idea what y'all are talking about usually.
We get overtly anxious communicating online and it may take us a bit to get comfortable.
Do not bring syscourse to our blog(s), we don't engage in it, you'll be blocked.
Be aware that I am pro non-traumagenic systems, as it's not my business. Don't interact with me if that bothers you.
WE REBLOG STRIDERCEST (typically not Bro/Dave as that grosses us out and invokes trauma) WE REBLOG AND TEND TO LIKE AMD MAY EVEN POST ABOUT OUR STRIDERCEST RELATIONSHIPS!!!!
DNI;
Basic DNI criteria
Xenophobic, therianphobic
Pro-zoo, MAPS, etc
❝ I dare you to say they taste the same ❞`
#tree time#yeah#system stuff#did system#system intro#plural system#member intro#kinda#intro post#finally#jackson ⚰️
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i only frfr stan exo bc of these kpoppers 😭 i love girl groups on the side too don’t get me wrong, but i follow up on exo news and LEAVE cus these kpoppers i swear are chronically online asf. they make up petty arguments and think everything is a war like please calm tf down😫🤣 and they better stay away from exo cus exo-l’s don’t need this shit. maybe i’m just too old and i hate people younger than me 💀 anyway sorry for the rant but when you brought it up bc of usher it ignited something in me
No I agree 50000%!!!! Like I use to be a multistan and the whole nine but the fandom as a whole is utter trash now. The heart is gone and it’s just a bunch a ignorant folk who make literally everything a competition!! Once ppl started caring more about numbers than the actual art I was done. I really try not to interact with that stuff, but sometimes it can’t be helped and I always just end up angry for no reason 😂😂
Don’t get me wrong exol can be just as annoying as other fandoms but for the most part we just be minding our business. Like exo stresses us out enough lmao we don’t have time to be worrying about anything else 😂
You say they need to leave exo alone and I agree bc the way non exol refuse to even acknowledge exo nowadays is craaaaaazy. Esp bc you know it’s bc they’re threatened. Exo are truly the beyonce of the kpop world and no I will never shut up about this!!! 😤😤😤
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bro im dying lmfao https://www.tumblr.com/eurodynamic/736142975876366336?source=share
taylor fans will forever be fucking cancer and weird as fuck, no doubt about it
but also who the fuck cares about the person of the year???? I thought we all agreed that was nothing but a bunch of bullshit the second it started to be about celebrities and hardly ever, real people that actually contribute to society.
tbh the person talking about the person of the year sounds fucking tone deaf and like they live chronically online if they believe people that are fighting for their lives every day and trying to survive will give a flying fuck about who the fuck is the person of the year.
be frfr
both of them are fucking morons.
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btw, that annonie is so chronically online its fucking hilarious /neg
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