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simlit · 1 year
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Chosen of the Sun | | forest // eight
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ÅSE: What was all that about? I did not think faeriefolk could be so angry! EVE: I… I don’t know. ÅSE: Who does he mean? You are talking about Lying Little Lord? Don’t tell me he is marriage! EVE: I suppose I don’t know. ÅSE: Hm. If he was marriage, then surely, he would not agree to our date. But has he another woman? Or man!  EVE: Let’s keep going. We don’t want to run into anyone even less friendly. ÅSE: Your eyes look dark, Lady Light. Tell me, have you feelings for the Little Lord?
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fobnsfwdoodles · 7 months
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eddywoww · 9 months
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so do you still like 🍒 or is that just that last person you were into?
also that was not me who said it but yea are they irl or discord
It’s good to know there’s an entire brigade of nosey goblins
Yes I still like them
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starbxcks · 1 year
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sorry im a whore on tumblr dot com do you still like me
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buggachat · 1 month
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Part 183 of my bakery “enemies” au!
I'M BACK AND READY FOR DAILY UPLOADS!!!
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obviouschild2014 · 7 months
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Thats the last time i buy ‘official’ merch from etsy because who is this.
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music-in-my-veins14 · 2 months
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cassandragemini · 4 months
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Aimee, from Leonard Nimoy’s 2010 photography series Secret Selves
Aimee — tattoo and body piercing
I like being a girl…no one knows I am a woman, let alone a lesbian. My beard is natural, there is no imbalance.
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ando666detonao · 1 year
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don't you ever read a piece of fanfiction so good you just
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woke up and someone spilled vanilla extract all over my dash, so as punishment you strange little beasties are getting all the VANILLA FACTS i know:
vanilla is the 2nd most expensive spice in the world (2nd to saffron)
which is why more than 99% of what we call "vanilla extract" is actually vanillin (vanilla's dominant flavor compound) and is not extracted from real vanilla.
luckily, even professionals struggle to tell the difference when it comes to things like baked goods. but there is a distinct difference in non-heat treated products like vanilla ice cream. real vanilla has a more complex, individualized flavor profile.
why is vanilla so expensive? because it is a ridiculously delicate & demanding crop. complete primadonna.
vanilla beans come from vanilla orchids. these crazy flowers bloom for A SINGLE DAY and have to be HAND-POLLINATED in a process that is exhausting, delicate, and requires specialist knowledge passed down over generations.
then, if you're lucky, you get vanilla beans.
which then require months of further specialized treatment.
the entire process takes about a year and can go wrong at any stage
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vanilla has been cultivated for over 800 years (possibly much longer). the first known cultivators are the Totonac, an indigenous people of Mexico.
the Aztecs used it as a sweetener to balance out the bitter taste of cocoa. it was popular in a drink called xocolatl--the precursor to modern hot chocolate!
it is only pollinated by a very specific orchid bee!!!
which is why no fruit could be grown outside of Mexico until the 1800s
Edmond Albius, born into slavery, invented the pollination method we still use today--launching a global industry when he was just 12 years old.
today, the majority of the world's vanilla is grown in Madagascar
if you want real vanilla, read the labels carefully--it's harder to find than you think!
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in conclusion, those tiny black specks you see in fancy vanilla ice cream? those are vanilla bean seeds! itty bitty orchid seeds!!! they are delicious and also a PRISSY BITCH!
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brookheimer · 1 year
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favorite thing ab chatgpt is that if it doesn’t know something it’ll just start fucking lying. like blatantly fucking lying.
my dad teaches english classes and he just got a final paper with this sentence: “In terms of style, both poets are known for their use of imagery, but O'Hara's tends to be more straightforward and concrete, while Stevens' is often more abstract and metaphorical — for example, in O'Hara's poem "The French / Window," he writes: "A cat walks along the garden wall / and the tree waves its branches / The French / windows are blah" (lines 1-4).”
the thing about “The French / Window” is that it is not a poem that exists. at all. like, it was literally just written by chatgpt then inexplicably named as a famous frank o’hara poem. and it’s so. fucking. funny. sooo basically heads up for finals season — those of you who use chatgpt, be warned, because you will quite literally be citing nonexistent texts and your professors will show it to their daughters and together they will laugh at you endlessly and you will deserve it
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I can’t believe FNAF movie Mike never got paid
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thepictoblr · 2 years
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Woke up last night, barely remember writing this, went straight back to sleep
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provendermalkin · 25 days
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there's not a lot you can count on in this world but one thing never changes
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msmimundo · 3 months
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In which Angel Dust gets big on politics
EDIT: Part 2
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music-in-my-veins14 · 4 months
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