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Popular boy steve trying to buy weed from Eddie and Eddie just flat out telling him no. And Steve assumes it’s because he thinks Steve is innocent or that he needs to protect Steve (Steve has a little bit of an unintentional ego) but in reality, Eddie just stares at the golden boy and goes “Fine, you can buy it. If you blow me.”
Steve thinks it’s a joke because like…sorry what the fuck? He isn’t gay. He isn’t even bi. He tells Eddie just as much and Eddie shrugs like he doesn’t care and goes to leave and Steve kind of maybe just really wanted that weed for a little stress relief. So he calls Eddie back, all grumpy and pissed off. He makes an awful, terrible, no good decision on the spot.
“You can, like- you can rub it on my face.”
And Eddie stares at Steve with these raised brows, this amused look that drives Steve insane.
So Steve panics and elaborates.
“Like- you can like, jerk off on my face. Or whatever. But that’s it. I don’t want it in my mouth.”
Eddie laughs right in his face and Steve stomps away, even more pissed. Only to approach Eddie again days later in the woods. Eddie asks if the offer still stands and Steve chews on his tongue and shrugs.
He ends up with his knees in the dirt, cringing and wincing as Eddie Munson rubs his frankly stupidly big dick over his lips and chin and cheeks and even his fucking eyelids. It’s embarrassing and stupid and not- Steve doesn’t even like it. He doesn’t.
Eddie gives Steve his weed at a discount.
Steve finds Eddie a week later, more than willing to offer more this time. Eddie can cum on his tongue. But nothing more, never more. It doesn’t last long at all.
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yes it has walls
however, there are some… other walls that yearn for you
Is that a vagina joke
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restraining myself from a daddy joke
gripping the walls of my enclosure
Your enclosure has walls?
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call me lyndon the way i wanna b on ur johnson
-u know who
This one has depth
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I actually think I’ve permanently fucked up my skeleton
Idk if it’s that or bc of my scoliosis but I rly only enjoy sitting cross legged on the floor. Like it just feels better than sitting in a chair.
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i love when girls compliment me! like baby you just made my entire day
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What is it about someone referring to you as your chosen name 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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blood as a fashion statement u either get it or u don’t
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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.
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Sorry if that ask was rude im not good at talking to ppl 😅
I didn’t think you were rude at all, hon. Promise 💕💕 sorry if I sounded sarcastic or anything, tone is hard over asks lol but you’re absolutely fine 💕
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sick of pathologizing our favorite characters. “This one has anxiety, this one has ADHD”
we need to expand our diagnosis. Mario has acid reflux. that guy from Supernatural has herpes. Wonder Woman has a UTI. we have the power here
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fuck looks. relationships NEED to based on your ability to be SILLY TOGETHER!!!!!! you better be laughing together or ELSE
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