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favorite thing ab chatgpt is that if it doesn’t know something it’ll just start fucking lying. like blatantly fucking lying.
my dad teaches english classes and he just got a final paper with this sentence: “In terms of style, both poets are known for their use of imagery, but O'Hara's tends to be more straightforward and concrete, while Stevens' is often more abstract and metaphorical — for example, in O'Hara's poem "The French / Window," he writes: "A cat walks along the garden wall / and the tree waves its branches / The French / windows are blah" (lines 1-4).”
the thing about “The French / Window” is that it is not a poem that exists. at all. like, it was literally just written by chatgpt then inexplicably named as a famous frank o’hara poem. and it’s so. fucking. funny. sooo basically heads up for finals season — those of you who use chatgpt, be warned, because you will quite literally be citing nonexistent texts and your professors will show it to their daughters and together they will laugh at you endlessly and you will deserve it
#ah yes. my favorite o’hara line: ‘the french / windows are blah.’#y’all trust chatgpt WAY too much this is embarrassing. imagine studying o’hara all semester and thinking this was one of the poems you read#The French / Window#loling#at least fact check it a LITTLE bit guys#frank o’hara#chatgpt#100#500#1000#this got notes??#5000#10k#christ
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I'm still not over the fact that the Nibelheim Flashback in Rebirth has Cloud picturing Seph doing... whatever the hell this is
While the real Sephiroth in CC was actually extremely exhausted, depressed, and two inches from retiring permanently from Shinra. The man was in no mood for smug smirking. He was so checked out it's not even funny. Further proof that anything that happens in the Kalm scene is 100% Cloud's unreliable narration. I don't even think Seph ever even talked to Cadet Cloud, other than unused dialogue in the OG or asking him about his hometown. Seph pretty much didn't even know Cloud existed.
Cloud had to specifically conjure this image from his mind. This is completely Cloud's self-made perception. And Cloud's self-made perception has apparently been reading one too many fanfics.
#sephiroth#cloud strife#sefikura#ff7#ffvii#final fantasy 7#crisis core#sephcanons#loling#ffvii rebirth#ffvii remake#ff7r#ff7 rebirth#They are doubling down on the homoeroticism and it's amazing lmao
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dw i think i saw someone say a day or so ago that it was surprisingly pos?
very neutral on dream, praises the boat clutch and best of all:
" q's SMP was apparently huge but that didn't really escape the Minecraft Community I don't think. I'm not seeing any Minecraft being talked about really "
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phryne fisher would appreciate the sense of freedom and certain liberties her relationship with jack would allow for but would not actually feel the pull to indulge in it, in this essay i WILL
#it’s not that phryne is monogamous#she’s jackogamous ig#she’d always feel free to make her own choices#she’d just keep choosing jack#and what’s a greater freedom than that#i can see her flirting and dancing and all that harmless phryne stuff#but i feel like jack is her bottom line#it’s not about what he expects from her#it’s about what she wants#not looking to start anything i promise#just thinking out loud#like ed sheeren but in spoken word#in this essay i will and then i don’t#loling#i’m so tired#phrack#phryne x jack#mfmm#phryne fisher#jack robinson#miss fisher's murder mysteries#miss fisher and the crypt of tears
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Sephiroth: Don't forget me, Cloud. Hate me, hold on to that hatred. I want to live, I can't be just a memory.
Cloud: Ok!
Cloud's friends: (teach him to forget and move on, because hatred poisons him)
Sephiroth: New plan! Hey Cloud, remember how we were totally in love? Hold on to that love, okay?
Sephiroth will do everything in his power to keep that incorrect memory of his former self telling Cloud "good job" alive as long as he possibly can. Even though they both know that flashback is completely fake, it's enough to latch onto Cloud's will and keep his consciousness from being absorbed by the Lifestream.
That self insert fan fiction will keep him alive, damn it!
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I know what I must do… time to kill God
big things happening in my inbox today
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your guys’ retweet tags are sending me on the lando pic i posted😭 but i’m also in the same boat so i’m not judging just loling
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anti(closeted proshipper) of the week:
@eelhouserock go block 💗
#LOLING#sebaciel#u gotta be fr rn#i hc that the antis who care enough to go thru our entire tag r secretly into it bc y r u so invested j block it#saviour mindset but if u rlly wanted to help ppl start w deleting that pfp#smile and wave yall 🫣
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Saw this making rounds on Twitter...
I mean uh...Cloud? Buddy? Maybe you should rephrase that statement because uh 👀👀
#sephiroth#ff7#ffvii#final fantasy 7#sephcanons#loling#cloud strife#sefikura#also this is from Mobius which is the really homoerotic one where Sephiroth pets Cloud's face#just sayin
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Say what you want about Advent Children.
Sephiroth showing up how he does was one of the most gratifying theater experiences ever. You could hear a pin drop.
#sephiroth#ff7#ffvii#final fantasy 7#sephcanons#advent children#ffvii advent children#LISTEN I LIKE IT OKAY#IT'S BAD BUT IT'S GOOD#loling#It's junk food#But the occasionally tasty kind
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Look at this ginger gremlin stinkface just look at him I love him so much he's so awful and horrible and perfect
#ff7#ffvii#crisis core#genesis rhapsodos#loling#ffvii ever crisis#ever crisis#ff7ec#Our trash king#sephiroth's ex boyfriend
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Young Sephiroth: "A soldier led by their emotions is second-rate."
Adult Sephiroth: "I WANT GENESIS I WANT ANGEAL THEY LEFT ME EVERY DAY IS AGONY I'M NOT DOING SHIT FOR SHINRA I WANT MY AMBIGUOUSLY GAY LIFE PARTNERS BACK EVERYTHING IS EXHAUSTING AND MESSED UP AND ALSO MY MOM IS AN ALIEN AND MY LIFE IS A LIE TIME TO BURN SHIT TO THE GROUND FOR FUNSIES ADJKKGDJKGDROKSRKKHDKUSBVBZE "
#sephiroth#ff7#ffvii#final fantasy 7#crisis core#sephcanons#genesis rhapsodos#angeal hewley#ffvii ever crisis#Ever Crisis#ffvii first soldier#First soldier#Ff7ec#True character growth#Shitposting#Sephiroth didn't take his own advice#loling#Ags
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Square is to blame. It was their design. They chose the cat eyes. They unleashed this catboy cataclysm. I'm only spreading the message.
This is your fault, Square.
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Mindless Babyroth content is my one and only comfort.
#asks#ff7#ffvii#final fantasy 7#crisis core#sephcanons#sephiroth#loling#shitposting#ffvii ever crisis#first soldier#ffvii first soldier#ever crisis#ff7 ever crisis#ff7ec#young sephiroth#babyroth#the first soldier
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sephiroth but he has too many sore knots so angeal and genesis take him for an intensive massage!
Sephiroth: *THRASHING AROUND*
Genesis: "Come on hold still. It'll take like five minutes. Seriously, Seph. This is for your own good."
Sephiroth: *GROWLLL*
Angeal: "She's just gonna work out a few knots, man. It's not going to hurt. We're here with you."
Sephiroth: "If she touches me, you die."
Genesis: "REALLY now. So dramatic. You REALLY needed this, didn't you?"
Sephiroth: "I do not require any assistance, physical or otherwise."
Genesis: "That's not what you said to me last night ;)"
Sephiroth: *Snarling*
Angeal: "Easy, easy."
Sephiroth: "She's touching me."
Genesis: "That's typically how massages work, darling. Just give her some room. Shouldn't take long at all."
Sephiroth: "For me to break your necks, yes."
Angeal: "Relax. You're a war hero, right? This is nothing."
Genesis: "I know that look in his eye. He's gonna start monologuing."
Sephiroth: "I will never forgive either of you for this."
Genesis: "Here we go."
Sephiroth: "You are dead to me. Dead and buried. I will start with her and end with the two of you. You are ex-variables in my existence. My new claim on life is smiting your presences from reality as I should have done long ago. The second I am mobile you both will know the murderous sting of my--(=✪ᴥ✪=)"
Angeal:
Genesis:
Sephiroth: (=✪ᴥ✪=)
Angeal: "....did it work?"
Genesis: "How bad was that knot, Seph?"
Sephiroth: (=✪ᴥ✪=)
Genesis: "Oh goddess, we broke him."
Sephiroth: ✨(=✪ᴥ✪=)✨
#asks#ff7#ffvii#final fantasy 7#sephcanons#crisis core#sephiroth#genesis rhapsodos#angeal hewley#loling
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