Luzu: Yeah, you know, I told people that I would happily make some dictionaries so that you guys have expressions to use, like you can have a book in your inventory that you open to have like basic Spanish stuff, I'm gonna mess his one, like his -

Phil: Oh yes, please.

Luzu: - book up, and I'm gonna make all like, have no meaning.

Phil: Please give him like, a - a silly book, a - give him a silly one.

Luzu: Yeah. How do I pronounce his name, Wilbur, or Wilb? Or Wil?

Phil: You got it right the first time! Yup, it's Wilbur.

Luzu: Oh yeah? Alright.

Phil: Yup yup! Or just Wil. Either - either works.

Luzu: I wanna have to find a way to, yeah, have a cold revenge. Like, he - he may be laughing today, and, "heehee, haha!" we did like this small joke, and in 20 days I'm gonna destroy everything that he loves in this server.

Golden Globe for Best Performance by an Actor in a Drama TV Series goes to Kieran Culkin for his role in Succession!

A personal favorite Good Omens headcanon of mine is that, despite being born an entirely human person, Warlock has a bit of reality warping powers. In the book (less so in the show, but still there to an extent), a lot of emphasis is placed on how Crowley and Aziraphale expect things to happen, and so they do. Aziraphale expects a phone to work by just talking to it without pushing buttons, so it does. Crowley expects his plants to grow better when he yells at them, so they do.

And of course, for eleven years, they both expect Warlock to be the Antichrist.

Warlock literally spent eleven years getting molded back-and-forth by Aziraphale and Crowley to be this or that sort of magical. Can you really expect that to not make any sort of difference to him? Crowley and Aziraphale expected Warlock to be the Antichrist so hard (because they literally didn’t even know there was another option) that I wouldn’t be surprised if Warlock was more Antichrist-like than Adam at this point. Adam grew up human (enough) and then revoked all of his Antichrist powers at the end of the book. He’s a regular human kid now. Warlock is probably more powerful than Adam at this point because it wasn’t just Crowley and Aziraphale who expected him to be incomprehensibly powerful- Warlock believes it himself. His name is Warlock, for fucks sake, that’s gotta do something to him.

I feel ill. All the fools and villains who ever fell for my ploys, they're — they're here!

Happy to report I have finally started listening to Malevolent and to no one's surprise I am already obsessed (I'm almost done with s2 atm please don't send me spoilers yet sdlkfj)

I'll skip over my usual formality of having one normal art post before diving into shitposts let's not waste anyone's time here

Right back at ya, Meryl.

She roped him to capture.

He roped her to save.

- and being like "Meryl, I love you and your chaotic gremling energy, but NO."

"I'd be up shit's creek by myself. I was by myself. It's not great."

"Yeah. No, it's not."

True bravery is to stand in the face of fear and doubt and march ever on. True bravery inspires others to fall in line behind you and defy their illusions.

hobie! brown!

do you know what was the biggest fumble in sitcom history….

not establishing this fucking chaos duo as a pairing

OH ARTHUR BENNETT.. such a gorgeous and intriguing character. terribly burdened by a GRUESOME set of crimes, his light suffocated by a HEAVY century of GUILT. so tragic, so dark and broody, and yet PAINFULLY awkward in any social setting ever

watch the news on the screen is it real or a dream? the whole world at my command tv guide in my hand

i like how he literally promises not to do anything reckless to megure without batting an eye, and then proceeds to do the exact opposite

I can’t fucking believe this is how he puts on chapstick. I don’t believe him. There’s no way this man went through like half a fuckin tube in one go.

Why is it never normal? Y’all talk about experimenting and observing people but genuinely I want to see his brain. Like how does he function? Why is he impossible to predict? What god of chaos consumed Jeremy Elbertson? Why is he hot?

oh my god shes going to kidnap this baby. girl you are in no position to care for a child and your boyfriend has a HORRIBLE PARENTING TRACK RECORD. do NOT kidnap this baby!

I’ve been OBSESSED with your Get Off My Screen series 10000/10 but I thought about the Troubles Unforeseen too long and wanted to share a thought; since Vox is attached to the reader’s phone how anxious he would get if he was attached to the aux cord of the car reader was in? Just wanted to share

Hahaha! I'm glad you've taken a liking to my series anon! But Vox wasn't actually connected to the car during the time of the crash, he would've been but Reader wasn't driving and their friend group follows the: "I'm driving, I choose the music!" So during that point in time Vox wasn't actually aware of what was happening. Plus it makes his reaction upon figuring out about what happens all the more interesting and whack XD

That and even if Vox was connected to the car, he wouldn't really be able to see or hear reader since the only medium that works in that regard is a TV. Reader would be able to hear him if he was talking through the car's speakers- but aside from that there's not really a way for them to converse hahaha!