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brother-emperors · 7 months
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Crassus, Caelius, Cicero, Catiline, Conspiracy
boy howdy these four sure are something. not featured in this soup of C names, Caesar! what on earth happened here.
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Plutarch, Crassus
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Sallust on Crassus, Ronald Syme
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Patron and Client, Father and Son in Cicero's "Pro Caelio"
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Crassus' New Friends and Pompey's Return, Eve J. Parrish
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Catullus and His World, T.P. Wiseman
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Cicero's Catilinarians, D.H. Berry
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blvvdk3ep · 7 months
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there is nothing better to me on this website than the babygirlification of ancient Roman senators
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Latin Literature Tournament - Round 1
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Propaganda under the cut!
Livy Propaganda
Wanna teach your kids some exempla virtutis? Look no further
Writes in really fantastic periodic style
An undergrad in a class I TA’d for once referred to him in an essay as “my homeboy Livy,” and frankly there is no review more glowing than that
Sallust Propaganda
Writes prose like it's poetry
Loves to work in fun little archaisms without warning, as a treat
Does really amazing things with speeches and rhetoric
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sirclitoressa · 5 months
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but does lucifer use classical or ecclesiastical pronunciation
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historical-kitten · 6 months
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Ancient Romans as Novelty T-Shirts from a Magazine
Caesar: Let's assume I'm right, it'll save time.
Octavian: I may be wrong, but it's highly unlikely.
(Like father like son, adopted or not.)
Agrippa: I'm not bossy. I'm aggressively helpful.
Antony: Admit it...life would be so boring without me.
(Bonus was "Anthony's Beer Removal Service. Pints. Pitchers. Kegs . No job too big or too small" which admittedly is spelled wrong but was close enough to make me laugh)
Lepidus: I'm just here for the leftovers.
Dolabella: How to Handle Stress Like a Dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.
Cicero: Don't worry I CAN FIX IT.
(Meaning the Republic...)
Cato: Yes, I know they pick on you at school and call you names, but you still have to go, you're the teacher!
Catiline: Just be happy I'm not a twin.
If you saw someone do this, let me know and I'll credit them. I legitimately got a magazine with those shirts in it today and picked from there, but I think I've seen this style meme before. I have seen too many Roman memes at this point 😂 I would guess @just-late-roman-republic-things or @theromaboo if there has been one! If not, they inspired me to let out my classical humanities nerdism anyway! (As well as @greekmythcomix and her chickens.
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Catulus...Catullus...Cato...Catiline...how did Caesar manage to keep pissing off Cat-boys
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thoodleoo · 1 year
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wow, okay, unfollowing. i was a big fan of his debt relief plans but i had no idea that he comes into the senate, participates in public affairs, and marks out and designates each and every one of us for slaughter with his eyes
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The catiline orations
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whynotworms · 5 months
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cicero with twitter
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bellumcatilina · 9 months
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oh to be part of catilines praetorian cohort of poofs
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rosssrandomblog · 2 years
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not my history loving ass being obsessed with this mf
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and I don’t even know how I came to this point...
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dawningfairytale · 1 year
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when cicero said catiline had unbridled audactiy he forgot about me
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edwardscissorfeet · 7 days
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i know its not him but it would have been funny if cassius (known conspirator caesar ver.) was the cassius longinus on catilines propaganda bowl and became cassius (known conspirator catilina ver.)
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stcantarella · 2 months
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Sallust has given me way too many feelings.
After spending a dozen pages shit-talking how greedy and vicious and corrupt the Catilinarians are, and how awful Catiline himself is, then taking us on a wild ride as the conspiracy is discovered and the leaders executed, Sallust gives the the remaining rebels one hell of a death sequence.
They’re trapped on all sides and are fighting for their lives, and for the first time we see how incredibly brave and sincere so many of them were. We see Catiline encouraging his men, reassuring their fears, trying to arrange a formation as best he can despite being hopelessly outnumbered. He rushes in where the battle is hardest, doing something right for once in his life. And even though most of his men were armed with nothing more than “sharpened sticks,” none of them retreated or surrendered. All of them, many only teenagers, died.
Sallust opened this book talking about how war brought out the “greatest opportunities” for people to become heroes. Courage, teamwork, patriotism, compassion. He spoke about how the greatest victors are those who forgive their enemies and show mercy to the defeated. And he argued that courage and virtue, not numbers or weapons, are what made Rome so successful. It’s a rather naive-sounding “just world hypothesis” where the good guys win and the bad guys must fail. Halfway through the book, I was ready to write up a whole essay on how blind Sallust’s moralism had made him to injustice in reality.
But the Catilinarians’ courage and teamwork doesn’t save them. Their youthful idealism and hope to change the world doesn’t save them. None of them get any mercy. And Sallust closes his book with the image of the “victors” looting the bodies, turning them over, and discovering the faces of their friends, enemies, and relatives. The Roman camp that night is filled with weeping.
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Before the battle, back in Rome, we see Caesar and Cato debate what to do with the captured leaders of the conspiracy. Sallust doesn’t take sides; he calls both of them the “two great men” of their age. He believes Caesar’s greatness lay in his mercy for the defeated, and Cato’s, in his refusal to compromise his morals. Both themes tie directly in with the “good old days” moral framework Sallust outlined at the start. Neither man has the complete picture of virtue Sallust described, but it’s implied that they do when joined together.
But by the time Sallust published this book (probably 42 BCE), Caesar and Cato’s armies had slaughtered each other. Cato’s steadfastness led him to die by suicide instead of accepting Caesar’s mercy. Later Caesar was murdered by the very men he’d pardoned. Both men were killed by the same virtues Sallust praises them for. The virtues he attributed to the “good old days” and which Sallust said should have made them succeed.
And I realized, then, that Sallust knew exactly how naive the “just world hypothesis” was. He set up a very traditional, conservative-sounding worldview at the beginning only to rip it apart by the end. His original Latin is full of strange, blunt, sometimes misleading usages - and so is the story itself. It‘s supposed to shock us as he upends the values that Romans held dear.
Stupid rat bastard historian. You weren’t supposed to give me emotions.
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paramaxed · 3 months
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i’m hot // you’re NOT
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