porking his catussy... unrepentantly

in the russian sleep experiment the guys only went crazy because the researchers told them they weren't allowed to have sex with each other in there

i think people want to get cato pregnant simply because the most erotic thing an ancient roman man can do is suffer and die horribly & cut open. and filibuster of course

The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.

i do still need to do a cato killing himself drawing. no contest most erotic roman death to Me.

im just obsessedddd with consul cato. what if he won. normal rome cato was never consul. rome if cato was consul even just once. ohhhh

cato actually bowed out of the consul elections because he was a pregnant single first time mum. his baby daddy abandoned him

thinking about this again... in the wake of mpregcato... ugh thank you tumblr user marcusagrippa

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its beautiful... i love it... ily... thank you

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your honour he's literally a 40 years old minor

in the club tearing the fuck out of my fingernails and cuticles

crassus: like. do you need me to introduce you to other politicians. what's with this scene.

the way some people write about caesar bringing pompey and crassus together to form a political alliance feels like a seduction. as conspiracy and politics often are!

this is a very unserious comic about caesar attempting to get a threesome situation going on but he severely underestimated crassus' feelings towards pompey. and also probably shouldn't have tried to fuck pompey in crassus' house. better luck next time caesar! maybe start with crassus in pompey's house.

regarding crassus' mention of caesar sleeping with tertulla:

suet. iul. 50

sometimes i will stumble upon greek mythology bloggers and i will be mesmerized by how some people will really take some of the most compelling narratives ever and they will turn them into mediocre vanilla readings out of an impulse i will genuinely never comprehend. and sometimes the result is somehow more offensive than whatever the ancient texts are doing with the story. then i turn my eyes back on my own dash and there's several people who want to impregnate cato the younger

two roman senators go off into a side room in the senate .. 20 mins later one comes out, toga folds ruined, thousand yard stare, face red& hair mussed etc. then the other one emerges, toga folds immaculate, his face clearly trying to conceal his insufferably smug expression .

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Ralph Fiennes The Return

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