goofy silly dude

the beasts

I like Tennant x Dikke but I can only imagine the dynamic being Dikke chasing Tennant around the suitcase with her flaming sword like those cartoon chase scenes after learning of her various crimes.

In addition, Dikke and A Knight would be besties probably.

why DOES HE MOVE LIKE THIS CAN SOMEONE TELL ME I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING EVERYTIME I REWATCH BECAUSE HE’S ALWAYS JOGGING FROM PLACE TO PLACE OR WALKING LIKE HE’S GOT A VENDETTA AGAINST THE WORLD

tiiiiny tiny johnathans

the cartoon sound effects in the new season of riverdale are fucking hilarioussss😭😭

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Arctic Monkeys, Last Shadow Puppets Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Miles Kane/Alex Turner Characters: Alex Turner, Miles Kane Additional Tags: POV Alternating, POV First Person, Oral Sex, Rimming, Light Dom/sub Summary:

After the elevator door slides shut, I look down the barrel of the cream-carpeted corridor we seem to have found ourselves in the crosshairs of, ensuring we’re alone as you fumble for the keys. You love to make us exhibitions, but I prefer the joys of stealth, and I had been anticipating rather keenly the sweetness of secrecy since you lay your hand on my thigh in the backseat of the taxi, which in turn had been on the backseat of my mind, well, since before the morose driver fell out of bed in the morning, not knowing he would fourteen hours later fix us with a crooked glance in the rear-view mirror, no doubt dreaming of the minute we bid him goodbye with a twenty-dollar bill and a promise to hail some other hack should we ever find ourselves in need.

This is just what we do, isn’t it? It’s just another sequel to the preamble of another show. Whistles fell from lips as people clapped and now our storm of roses is surely being swept away with wide, reckless brooms to amnesiac bins.

Don’t mourn the petals, love. You've always meant so much more than them.

Alexandra Palace Night Two.

Don’t let miles and ganke get a soundboard and somehow place it in the mask because they wouldn’t get anything done. Miles would be getting smacked around and wouldn’t be able to fight back because he’s laughing too hard at the sound effects Ganke’s putting in

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I'll leave you alone with my memes and drawings, I promise.

Yeeeeeesyesyes keep alteredstatesposting the world needs it!!!

i love this graphic?? it makes it seem like he straight up murdered them

HRGHHH I saw somebody shipping themselves with mafiafell sans on tiktok and it made me wish I could talk more about my own ship with him BHBHBHBH

My mom: so are you a lesbian now?

Me, aroace transmasc dating another very queer very not cis person:

-blaring "Running in the 90s" at full blast-

You're Listening to

*pickle jar opens refreshingly*

102.3

*communist theme song*

TRANSFEM RADIO!

*meow*

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT SAD FOLK MUSIC, METAL, AND HYPERPOP

*moaning and cartoon running sound effect simultaneously*

THIS ISN'T YOUR DEADNAME'S STATION

*Radioactive- Imagine Dragons starts playing*