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superdogbiter · 1 year
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Hardee's changed its name to Carl's Jr. in several regions due to controversy surrounding their "Barbecue Chimp Burger" which drove the North American Umaminobo extinct. Their slogan for the burger, "Feed Your Eeeeeeeeee!" was also considered offensive by environmentalists.
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Take him OUT of those jars and put that poor man in a warm pot of soup so he can simmer pleasantly
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This is EXACTLY what he needed. Burger from Carl’s Jr, brandless beer, and some nice warm soup <3
[edit: I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS WESTERN BACON NOW WHEN I MADE THIS AIDJFJDJSK]
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overwatchfics · 1 year
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For the Homie Moss
COMFORT HCS DURING PERIOD
A/N: Some period comfort stuff for the homie, I didn't add widow since this is purely for you to indulge, but I can add her if you want. While this is for my homie, please go check out their writing below this paragraph super friendly writer. This is to you homie! Enjoy!
@enforcermoss
Ashe:
Oh honey she's rich and a milf she is going to spoil your ass
The giant love seat in the main room is ACTUALLY A MASSAGE CHAIR WHATTTTT
She also has a sleep number bed that allows you to change the position
Ashe will have you cook with her, she won't have you doing anything too strenuous.
Ashe actually would be fucking killer at barbeque, always has spiced meat that she's marinating in the fridge to cook on a weekly basis and she'll create a big meat feast for the two of you along with cooked veggies and some sweet tea or your beverage of choice.
AND TEXAS TOAST OML MAYBE SOME GARLIC BREAD TOO
The hard strenuous work is for BOB to do.
BOB is your homie too though, legit takes care of everything around the house so Ashe can take good care of you.
For once will let you wear her hat while chilling on the couch.
Ashe is pretty good with her hands (maintaining a rifle and firing one consistently takes methodical care) and she'll rub your thighs and lower abdomen to relief any cramps you may have.
Anything you need from the store BOB's on the way!
y'all are going to kick back and watch epic fails on TV because hearing Ashe watching pure dumbassery on tv really does something for you
Lathers you in kisses, cuddles, and sweet pet names
sweetheart, sweetpea, pumpkin, etc
if you care about make up she's doing yours no question.
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Mercy
Literally a goddess sent from heaven.
Any painkillers you need? She's got them.
Will take time off of work just for you.
Angela is going to order whoppers with cheese from Burger King (not sponsored) and you two are going to kick it and watch NCIS, Law and Order, Bones, and all those cool crime science shows
Has her arms wrapped around your waist
BREWS THE BEST HOT COCO
Will call moira and ask to borrow her dog so you can see fluffy friend (I looked it up and apparently moira has a dog)
When watching TV you see Angela become so unhinged and get all super science nerd it's so cute
She'll discuss all the little details and maybe you can get her to share some crazy stories as her time as a doctor.
Idk if you like weighted blankets but she's got them.
Also a lot of hand warmers to help you stay warm
Angela herself has a very warm body that she'll press into you to help warm you up.
runs her hands through your hair and massages your scalp
If you're lucky she'll sing to you and she'll put your head in her lap.
Many cheek and forehead kisses.
If you're feeling emotional, she'll pull you into her lap and reassure you.
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Kiriko
Her mom is cooking for the 2 of you no questions asked, and you bet Kiriko already has a stash of donuts ready to go.
Kiriko, as part of her connection to Inari, has superhuman senses, and she knows when you're about to be in pain even before you sense.
If you've got really shitty cramps, she's there at your side ready to support you and lead you to her futon.
WARM BLANKET AND FOX PLUSHES YES
Very cuddly, big spoon most likely, but doesn't mind being a little spoon either
I really cant explain how cuddly she is.
Always finds a way to be wrapped around you throughout the house.
She brews some seriously good tea though I'll give her that
Honestly youtube and maybe a job session with your guy's spotify playlists
BLANKET/PILLOW FORT
On a side note Kiriko will give you back and shoulder massages and she is the best. She typically has cold hands but can warm them up with some healing magic and work your tense muscles down.
Powerful hands from climbing can really work those knots too.
HAND HOLDING IN NEARLY EVERY POSTION.
She'll pull you into a hug the moment you have the urge to cry, she'll be there with hand smoothing down your back
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D.va
Gaming, sorry you chose Hana so gaming.
that's it sorry.
JKJK SORRY
ANYWAYS
HEATED BLANKETS, HANA SUCKS WITH THE COLD SO HEATED BLAKNETS
has like 3
Tells her mechanic friend to get supplies for you, she doesn't want to leave your side.
Since same height if there's gaming involved, she'll either sit in your lap or you sit in hers when she's playing a game or the two of you are.
Hana knows how to relax in healthier ways too, she boils water and puts sliced lemon in the bowl of hot water and has you wear a towel over your head and breath in.
Super relaxing.
Has so many onsies if you want to borrow one just ask.
Expect a lil teasing though.
Very good at cheering you up if you're feeling down, is the biggest goofball of the group and knows just how to make you smile and promptly shows you a video of D.mon tripping over a wrench in the workshop. Or when she sprayed Liquid Ass in Cassidy hat.
Will not hesitate to give you a piggyback ride to the kitchen for some snacks but will also order take out so you aren't loading up on pure snacks.
Hana can't cook for shit I'm sorry.
If you're down for it, she'll take you out flying in her mech and see the night lights in Busan.
When she's out there she's the calmest, and that's when deeper philosophical conversations about existence on Earth.
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WESTERN BACON
The utimate comfort burger
The Cajun fries will warm you up and the burger is an excellent savory flavor
The burger is the comforting source, very big into cuddles and comforting kisses.
Loyal faithful burger and her army of cajun fries are at your service and will give their lives for you
very seasoned soldiers
Very lovable meal and is good at any time of the day
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oldshowbiz · 3 months
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Andrew Puzder, CEO of Carl's Jr., wrote a very stupid book.
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pocketdays · 1 year
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Friday Night, Mayo 2023
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banzack · 2 days
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carls jr chicken stars
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arin-bunny · 10 days
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Some people have the really cool "Math and Science" autism, meanwhile I have the "Act like a little bunny rabbit and have a panic attack because you don't remember if that restaraunt you stopped at for a bathroom break on a road trip when you were 10 is a Hardee's or a Carl's Junior." autism.
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PRIMAL THICKBUGER
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vitrified-vitriol · 2 months
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Try to make me use a chat bot at the drive thru will you?
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callmeanxietygirl · 7 months
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Tough day? ... Have a hamburger 🍔
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hollywoodbabylone · 5 months
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Paris Hilton Carl's Jr. Commercial (2005)
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Rick at hardee's jr
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After all the money they paid him, he can afford to loiter
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salty-ai1 · 5 months
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Some restaurant mascots as anime characters. Why they made ol’ Ron a stand I have no clue.
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