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just played a chess game against death, poor fucker kept losing. at a certain point i saw him crying so we switched it up to checkers. hes still not beating me but hes not crying anymore so thats nice
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I just want to remind everyone that is your civic duty to jailbreak your Nintendo consoles and pirate every Nintendo property until the heat death of the universe.
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This boomer comic incinerated every “I hate my wife” comic instantly
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While some people like the idea of Carbons, others dislike the idea of Carbons. Our plan is to be Carbon-Neutral by 2050.
I Know What You Are...
You Are Mega Man!
The differences between each Mega is something I love and appreciate, plus it's also fun to compare them side-by-side for it.
I think it's really amusing how they start with robots that slowly reach near-human traits, and then there's a straight-up human. Albeit, he is merged with a non-human being.
And then there's Volnutt. I know he could probably be narrowed down to an "artificial human", but I like the idea of tying him to his celestial origins as Trigger that are still half a mystery.
Such is my running-joke with him. He is just... Volnutt (currently).
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to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife
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As Shinji once said: "I am me, I want to be myself, I want to continue existing in this world. My life is worth living here"
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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?
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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches
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Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME
The six human Testosterone bottles:
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