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finemealprompt · 4 days

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DP x DC Prompt #18

One night while lamenting about Joker to Phantom, Phantom asks him a few odd questions. Joker's not a real clown, of course he wouldn't have an egg? Maybe he should've been concerned when Phantom said he'd take care of it.

He wasn't prepared for Batman to call him because of the Joker. No, not because of Joker, but for Joker. Apparently a bunch of clowns were beating up Joker for giving clowns a bad name.

It was the funniest night of Dick's life.

#finemeal prompt #dpxdc #danny fenton #dick grayson #clown egg #clown's #joker #joker's not a real clown #gonna start posting twice daily because i have so many queued up now

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originalartblog · 9 months

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worse than a cockroach

#dazai has 'died' at least once (55 minutes) but actually twice (dead apple) before and he keeps coming up with new one-liners #he'll figure out the coolest one for when the real deal happens (on his death bed surrounded by his friends and family at 90)#in the meantime he lives for the drama #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd dazai #bsd dazai osamu #bsd fyodor #bsd fyodor dostoevsky #bsd spoilers #bsd manga spoilers #bsd 109 #nawy's comics

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theygender · 2 years

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The more I learn about judaism the more I wonder where tf christianity got all its bad shit. Why is divorce a sin in christianity when judaism has recognized the right to divorce for nearly a millennia and has codified religious laws for it. Why does christianity consider sex to be dirty (to the point where puritans considered it a sin to enjoy having sex with your own spouse) when in judaism it's considered holy and it's a literal mitzvah to have sex with your spouse on the sabbath. Why does christianity consider it a sign that you're faithless if you question your religion when in judaism that's considered an essential part to developing your faith. I'm probably stating the obvious here but I still can't get over the fact that there's no historical basis to any of this shit before christianity started, it's like christians just said "hey guys what if we took the torah and built a new religion around it but this time it was actively hostile to human life"

#rambling #disclaimer this isnt about individual christians im speaking about the religious trauma i experienced in my own life etc etc #these are just a few examples that I've noticed but they're definitely something #the part about sex in particular shocked me bc sex is pretty much viewed as actively evil in a lot of christian denominations #like you should only do it to create children and if you take pleasure in it (even if its with your own spouse) youre a dirty sinner #there arent as many examples like this nowadays but if you read puritan laws about sex it's like #you're allowed to have sex with your wife basically 10 times a year but you have to be fully clothed with the lights off #and you cant have sex on a holiday or a sunday and you cant touch each other and you have to try as hard as possible to hate it #literally WHERE did that mindset come from?? like for real #in judaism having sex with your spouse is basically considered a celebration of everything holy #and if you have sex on the sabbath (the holiest day in the jewish calendar—above every holiday)#its considered TWICE as holy #make it make sense #this is one of the things people mean when they say that lumping judaism in with christianity as 'abrahamic' religions is meaningless #theyre literally nothing alike #the only similarity is the torah but thats only half of the christian bible and one third of the jewish one #AND christianity interprets most of it completely differently from how judaism does #im tired #greatest hits #hall of fame

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eggsploded · 4 months

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cold one open with the crack boys or however it goes

#egg art #homestuck #dont want to see this ever again i painted it twice #she with squad b: people that make me feel normal #squad a (dave and rose): people that make me feel stupid - are too busy to hang #kanaya maryam #karkat vantas #sollux captor #its solkat if youre really desperate #real ones will understand the shirt reference

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saltmalkin · 1 year

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self affirmations

#been burnt out from moving twice in four months so I've been trying to work on the whole self affirmations thing #i'm gonna be real w yall it's hard as hell to be creative when ur struggling to just keep urself from going insane #rrrr

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amphibianaday · 7 months

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day 1421

#uh just a heads up if you expand the tags to see all there's. a lot. very long #amphibian #frog #poison dart frog #based on my most popular frog to date (day 651)#inspired by everyone pointing out what they think it looks like #here's a fun secret fact the original guy is actually a phantasmal poison dart frog (Epipedobates tricolor)#(according to the original artists title of the drawing)#not Anthony's poison arrow frog (Epipedobates anthonyi)#i feel too awkward to really point it out though because they look the exact same. i cannot tell if there is a difference #im half convinced the same frog was just discovered and named twice #its very curious btw if you go on the (english) wikipedia page for either species it doesn't mention the other #while hereptiles.info (no idea if this is a trustworthy site) lists both names as common names for the same frog (incorrectly??)#while inaturalist lists them as two different frogs. curiously with tricolor having wayyyyy fewer photos #ok anyway that's my rant i went on a whole journey trying to figure out if these are the same frog or not and i have no answer #i did some more 'research' and i am more confused. some sources seem to imply they are now considered the same species ( e. tricolor)#i think my conclusion is i am willing to agree the drawing looks more like e. anthonyi. it seems like tricolor is generally less vibrant re #and the white is darker and more green?#i feel like thumblr should stop me from typing more in the tags at this point this is a whole essay #at this point i am failry convinced this is specifically the Santa Isabel frog. isthat the real subspecies or morph or whatever #or just the name pet sites are using to sell it??#i even found some sources (frog selling websites) refering to it as “Epipedobates Anthonyi 'Santa Isabel' Phantasmal Poison Dart Frog” lol #Anyways if you read this far hi. species are confusing. i am not a frog scientist #the first few tags are like an hour old now i just kept trying to figure it out and adding more tags

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month

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Alas, this beautiful dream could not last.

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #dungeon meshi spoilers #better drawn mdzs #(<- my higher effort art tag. I need to get a new one.) While it's different from my usual style I really loved how this came out!#Strolling back to the art scene to remind everyone I am still a lover of botanicals.#I had a blast with the symbolism for this one:#White lilium longiflorum (easter lily) for rebirth. Purple hyacinthus orientalis for sorrow and forgiveness.#Red spider lily (Lycoris radiata) for loss and death.#'Rebirth into something new' is so well done in Dungeon Meshi. She is back but she is not the same.#The last few episodes/chapters gives her this dreamy quality to her. As if she's not quite real. She's so perfect in their memories.#And as we know of dreams - no matter how sweet- they must end once we wake up.#It is so painful to lose someone twice. To see someone you loved in a dream and wake up and remember that loss again.#Dungeon Meshi being a grief allegory is important to me. I'll explain more as the story continues B'*)

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thethirdstageofdeath · 3 months

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She's serving cunt again???

#twice in the same month #we're so real for that #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #will graham

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grapefruit185 · 7 months

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pete white is an oldhead goth and introduces orpheus to bauhaus! this show is so full of music refs, i am FEASTING

#venture bros #goth #halloween #adult swim #fanart #byron orpheus #pete white #jefferson twilight #hank venture #billy quizboy #triana orpheus #bauhaus #batcave #kind of ooc for triana but i figured if there's any exception to her teenage angst it'd be this #also when a band/song gets mentioned i literally pause the ep to go look it up. i have discovered so much good music thru this show somehow #ALSO theyve reference talking heads TWICE. how is this show real? HOW HAVE I NEVER WATCHED IT??

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leyfin · 2 months

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dungeon meshi fans need to make it a yuri dominated space again not just by boosting farcille. we need mid yuri too. we need freaky canary polycules. we need namari and kiki with namaris weapons fetish. we need pg13 inutade/izutsumi. we need whatever the fuck was going on with those hot ninja ladies. AND we need more farcille.

#dungeon meshi #like farcille is real and theyre married but come on bring the energy. write insane fanfiction about women who interact twice #the same way they do for dudes

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lesserafimz · 8 months

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