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softiedingo · 6 months
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Frankie Morales you're so damn hot
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weird-an · 1 year
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"So, what's that for, Hargrove? Special occasion?" Eddie winks at Billy, handing him the little plastic bag. Hargrove's a good customer, but today he bought more expensive stuff than usual.
He doesn't really expect an answer, but he gets one.
Billy shrugs. "Depends. You wanna hang out with Harrington and me or not?"
Eddie doesn't really keep track of what the preppy asshole and the new kid from California are doing... but aren't they rivals?
"You.. hang out with Harrington?" he asks. "Didn't you steal his crown or something?"
In secret, Eddie has always imagined showing these arrogant fuckers their place. For shoving him into lockers, making fun about being held back for a year, calling him names. Not maybe Harrington or Hargrove in person, especially Billy who had only sent him a few glares, but the flock surrounding them is awful.
Sure, he doesn't really care about their talk, still walking on the tables and doing his thing. But they would look good on their knees, Eddie thinks. Rather pretty.
"Yeah," Billy says, sounding bored. "Just fucking around."
Eddie's close to cracking a joke about Hargrove fucking around with Harrington, but it gets stuck on the tip of his tongue when Billy's shirt gets tugged down a bit and the edge of a purple hickey on his tanned skin shows.
Maybe it's not a joke. Eddie likes to play the dungeon master, because he can set up quests and riddles and most of all.. surprises. And boy, does he like this surprise.
"Sure, I'm game," he tells Billy and sees his own surprise flash in Billy's eyes. He looks again at the hickey and wonders if Harrington's got a few bruises too. Maybe he'll get some after tonight.
Billy looks down to where Eddie is staring and smirks at him, projecting cockiness and arrogance, but his cheeks are flushed and a bit pink. Tainting the picture Billy wants to paint of himself. Eddie smirks back at him, showing him it's not working.
"I'll …pick you up at 7," Billy says, fingers clutching tighter around the bag of weed.
Eddie has no idea what he's getting into, but it's gonna be fun for sure.
"See you then, Billy."
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boo-hoo-hooligan · 1 month
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tf2 mercs as shit the people in my brain have said!
Scout- Okay but like... drugs.
Heavy- I... I need a fucking nap...
Pyro- Please can we set ONE piñata piece on fire? They won't even notice! A tiny itty baby piece!
Soldier- *Learning about everything the brits have colonized* I always knew them british were assholes
Demoman- I won't do anything to them, I just wanna talk! I just- lemme talk to the little shite, I'm just gonna talk.
Engineer- *Satanic screeching* AW GOD DAG-FUCKIN-NABBIT
Sniper- If we don't drink coffee in the next 8 seconds, I'm walking us off the next cliff I see.
Medic- I do all the work around here! Seriously, I screw up once and i'm the asshole?? Sons of some fucking-
Spy- Valid argument. Unfortunately, your mom
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lunarifie · 1 year
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Can you tell I liked that line a lot
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chippersweetbaby · 4 months
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Noct does not give a shit about anything.
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p0is0n-is-th3-cur3 · 11 months
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✨Memes✨
I did not make these credit to whoever did
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sparklywatercolors · 5 months
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you know what, im gonna go work on my fic since brain doesnt want to sleep. <3
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lyriumsings · 2 months
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Ok, let’s get this over with here’s everything that was wrong with this ATLA adaptation. I’m gonna try to start from the beginning there’s a lot lmao:
I didn’t care for them showing the genocide of the air nomads. This is what i feel like what they meant by wanting to “appeal to GOT fans” it felt like it was trying to be edgy. Changing Aang to “needing to clear his head” instead of literally running away from his responsibilities because he’s a scared goddamn child was pure stupidity. And takes so much away from him. Even the scenes going back and showing Aang “being so much more special” than the other kids was so stupid. He wasn’t “so much more special” that’s the point. Up until Aang discovered he was the Avatar he was normal! He lived a normal life his friends treated him like everyone else! that’s literally WHY he ran away! Because they instantly started treating him differently after it became known he was the Avatar!!
Holy shit all the shit they tried to shove together in the arcs. From omashu to the southern air temple to sokka’s fucking ice berg trials. It was clunky, cheap, and downright disrespectful to the source material and I 100% support the creators leaving lmfao cuz this shit is a joke.
So much happens with so little explanation but at the same time core character traits are overexplained. They’re constantly saying “oh you’re so kind, you’re so fierce, etc” having characters verbally DESCRIBE other characters charter traits, instead of fucking showing it. Katara for example (just one of the many characters they fucking butchered but i digress) in the opening scene when Katara screams at Sokka for his sexist remarks and breaks the ice that showed just how unconsciously powerful she is at water bending. She is a prodigy. This is shown to you literally in the opening moments of the show. After discovering Aang in the iceberg Katara runs head first at the iceberg with Sokka’s boomerang to bust it open. This shows that Katara is impulsive and rash but kind and caring. She is literally breaking open the ice having no idea what it will do in the name of helping someone who clearly needs help (who realistically would most likely be dead) but she tried. Like that whole opening of ATLA told you so much about her character WITHOUT LITERALLY HOLDING YOUR HAND AND TELLING YOU. Then taking out Sokka’s sexism and letting him unlearn it was pure fucking lazy. Reducing Katara to “younger sister who needs to grow up” was a bad joke.
Like listen i’m not a “oh my god it should’ve been frame for frame like the cartoon” like there’s room for acceptable changes and space to add to the narrative. The way they got into Omashu was an acceptable change (not the jet part but hitching a ride was fine), adding Lu Tan’s funeral was GREAT it ADDED to the overall story and added depth to Iroh, even the bit with the Earth Kingdom soldier was good. Adding in Ozai’s little dogs at Azusa showing him pushing her behind the scenes and pitting her against Zuko was also nice imo. Like these are things they could’ve added and worked with the original creators on. Even the part where in the bar they’re like in the background easter-egging about the canyon episode like that was fine anything that was pure filler could’ve been mentioned in that way. But that’s the thing with ATLA few things are PURE filler. Almost every ep arc serves a genuine purpose, which is why shoving it all in a blender and hoping for the best was really not it.
Even Appa and Momo were reduced to like a mode of transportation (i also didn’t like this in legend of Korra bison became more like cars had less personality and purpose and were just A Way To Get Around i get why bc there were so many etc etc but still) and like a pet. When they’re not! they’re genuine characters! ESPECIALLY APPA! They play crucial roles in the plot they have a purpose and agency they’re not just “funky animal side kicks” which is what they feel reduced to, to me. Appa is so vital to the group and episode that is 90% silence and is just about his time away from aang is literally one of the best episodes in atla.
I haven’t even finished the whole thing yet this is just my thoughts so far based on what i remember rn through my disappointed rage lmao so ✨i’ll be back✨
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moistrodent · 3 months
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I like general systems bus :) very cool. So I drew it. Also the neurone flies look weird, and I constantly called them prions. Um.
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squoingycritter · 6 months
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had a dream last night that crayola made a new color called “dumb fuck purple”
so it’s pretty obvious i’m sickly /hj
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heartfulsweetn · 10 months
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posting this from my twt acc
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death-griped · 7 months
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D&D Letter Bomb (not a real one for feds reading this)
RAW this probably doesn't work but who gives af. Back when I DMed, my players shit their pants at an event I had where a courier gave an NPC a letter, but the letter was rigged by a bomb wizard/artificer. Basically, a bunch of animals had bombs grafted into them, then polymorphed into ants and put into the letter adhesive. When you pull open the letter, it pops the ants in half, which unpolymorphs all the animals then triggers the bombs. Also, the bombs worked like stacking dolls and progressively exploded into smaller ones, which also auto-grafted into whoever was in the way. Felt like throwing my ideas into the void because my players enjoyed it, so yours might too.
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levitheeldritch · 4 months
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NEW VIDEO GAME TRADITION PLEASE
Choosing a husband/wife/partner/platonic partner on (almost) every game you play.
I'll share mine:
Undertale: Sans. Starting this off with the obvious choice.
Epic Mickey 2: Ian the ghost. He's cute. I like his voice. He's sweet.
Far cry 5: Pastor Jerome
Far cry 6: philly. and I've adopted bicho/paz as my son.
Portal 2: Wheatley. He's so fucking dumb and I love him. I don't care if I get to the part where he kills me.
Pac man ghost adventures: I don't really actually simp but I need tradition so inky or blinky
No man's sky: So we're going polyamorous here and fully displaying my pansexuality; Apollo is my husband, Artemis is my wife, and null is my partner.
Fallout 4: two because I can't choose one: Nick Valentine and Hancock
Fallout new Vegas: Yes man. I haven't played the dlc, but if I could, Joshua Graham.
BioShock: Frank Fontaine. For the simple fact that he has a Boston accent, and I sadly find fictional Mafia men hot. Other than that I can't give him any redeemable qualities.
BioShock 2: Tenanbaum is my wife, and the big daddies are my husbands.
Thanks for listening, share your gaming partners!
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Please i am conflicked
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slugass · 6 months
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+RANT+ another fucking unskippable youtube ad with unnessecary goddamn flashing lights
does youtube/disney+ (i think it was an ad for disney+) even know that epilepsy is a thing at all, let alone that it is a real thing real people have???
not putting unskippable flashing strobe bullshit in your ad should be WAYYYY more important than it apparently is considering how many fucking times we’ve seen this kind of shit on this platform (youtube) alone… especially since youtube REALLY FUCKNG WANTS YOU TO DISABLE ADBLOCK. AKA THE MOST RELIABLE WAY OF PREVENTING THESE SEIZURE-INDUCING ADS FROM POPPING UP OUT OF NOWHERE.
to the companies that make these kinds of flashy ads: how heavily do you have to prioritize your 🥺precious cliché flashy editing🥺 over the health of your viewers to keep doing this???
and to youtube: HOW FUCKING GREEDY DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO BEG AND PLEAD PEOPLE TO TURN OFF THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY TO STOP THESE ADS FROM SHOWING UP WHEN USING YOUR PLATFORM.
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smzeszikorova · 9 months
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AU where they have a tentative truce during July and Hero always shows up late to their meetings.
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