Kayvan Novak is so good at having hands

Guillermo is evil this, Nandor doesn’t deserve Guillermo that

you’re all wrong

The show doesn’t care that Guillermo leads people to their deaths or has killed several vampires. It makes jokes abt Laszlo being Jack the Ripper and Nandor massacring Nadja’s village. a huge part of the comedy comes from how the vampires treat Guillermo.

whatever morality judgment you’re attributing to the show is irrelevant. The show itself literally does not care

you’re watching The Adams Family, not The Brady Bunch

everything. i love everything about this scene so much.

my favorite thing about nandor as a character is how he would absolutely not work in a visual medium if kayvan novak weren't so ludicrously, unfairly attractive

Reunited :)

I know what to do.

Them holding hands in this scene...Alright pack it up skittles squad

tumblrs top 5 poor little meow meows sucked heres MY top 5

5. clay puppington (in a hateful way i dont even need to explain)

4. rusty venture (also in a hateful way he is the definition of a poor little meow meow. he even says meow what a loser)

3. nandor the relentless (my babygirl that fought in the ottoman empire my little scrunkle pop <3)

2. henchman 21 (the better poor little meow meow from v bros i love him so much)

1. obviously its phcu (puppet history cinematic universe) ryan bergara

can we as a society take a moment to appreciate how little guillermo’s fucking fingers are, like...

nandor’s fucking thumb is as long as his index finger, how dare you

As the head of the S.S. Greddor (Guillermo x Freddie x Nandor) ship I just gotta say between the phone call and the fight I'm fucking winning.

i wanna write an essay about how all the vampires + guillermo + the guide are autistic but just have different flavors of autism

Big Nandor has 37 two hands truther I think. Marwa and Guillermo friendship arc Please

man this episode had SO MUCH. DJINN READING 3 DIFFERENT BOOKS at the start. for what reason? fucking doug jones, fucking. the makeover!! guide being in love with everyone. “i’ll be by your side if you get scared” (they BETTER mirror that later). colin and the doll being besties, marwa being one inch away from making out with guillermo. why did guillermo ghost dereck for so long, oh mann. nandor riding on a bee because of course he would. the little pat pat... how are they going to introduce guillermo’s bf then, if not this ep, hmm. watching wedding shows together on a rainy sunday... AND NOT WITH YOUR FIANCE LMFAO

Some guillermo sketches

There is only one conclusion Silvia could have come to.

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ID: 1. Hips up of Guillermo and his mother, wearing their clothes from s5e10. Silvia has a photo album labeled 1990-2000 under her arm. She grins with a raised brow and leans in toward Guillermo, hand cupped around her mouth, to say "Mijo, tu novio es un poquito mayor, pero me gusta. ¡Tan guapo!" English translation: My son, your boyfriend is a little old, but I like him. So handsome!" Guillermo startles at her words, flushed and staring, stuttering back in Spanglish, "Me- huh?!"

2. Repeat, zoom out slightly as Nandor, wearing his clothes from s5e10, leans into frame with his hands twiddling together and asks, "What did she say?" Guillermo reddens further and whips towards his mother, frantically covering her mouth with both hands, much to her confusion. He glares as Nandor over his shoulder, flustered, and shouts "Nothing!! What did you say?!" (emphasis on you) /End ID

this show is so crazy, you see nadja reaching for nandor's arm and him holding her hand in the promo and it's so soft you're like awww and then you find out the context and it's her comforting him because her husband has only had sex with him 3 times this week, and you're still awww