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Hi I'm Eb! ◦ they/she/he ◦ 25 ◦ bi ◦ tired. OFMD sideblog: @iggy-hands
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Any mutuals want to elope ?
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Sailing back home on the stream of stars...
#i love this sm its mesmerising i want to be there#i want to touch it#you know like embossed textured book covers#tecksture....
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I just had a customer (one of thousands upon thousands over a decade plus in grocery retail) ask me how I was doing as he passed me in the aisle.
Y'know, just a midwesterner being polite and making small talk to the service employee, as one does to acknowledge another human being.
And I didn't even think before saying "I'm doing Great."
And it took like four or five seconds for my brain to catch up to my mouth and realize that I actually meant it.
No walking-on-eggshells, carefully phrased truth. No "welp, I'm here," or "I'm a-doin'" or other euphemism for 'hanging on by the skin of my teeth'.
I'm doing great.
I'm having a very calm moment in the storage closet (because it's been literally years since I felt like I could say that honestly), but it's true.
Anyways. I just wanted to let ya'll know I'm doing okay over here.
It gets better.
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babygirl you look like an absolute angel tonight (there is a streetlight behind you and i have astigmatism)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST INFLUENTIAL ALBUM OF THE MODERN AGE
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Top Couples In Sex?? On it Boss! 🫡
#nsft#but i guess not. because it was an advert i got shown to me by this website soooo#woes of emily
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died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying
#this is part of the plot of the Steven Universe movie#also. plot i was worried would happed / may still happen in Extraordinary
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#i need to know if he's specifically cosplayin#or. the authentic experience. he just had all those clothes already
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Jessie Pinkman should be in the club
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if any of my irish followers are around in Dublin on may 11th, think about stopping by the Eurovision Boycott Boogie organised by Mothers Against Genocide, an organisation my sister is part of! I’m making watermelon slices to make into badges/keyrings and coasters for them to sell on the night 🇵🇸
#awwh thats so cool#i just checked fb to see if there was anything like this near me#because i think the fomo will be kind of sad#but the closest would be Manchester :/#i like the coasters a lot that yarn is perfect#hmm. ask to tag#esc#?
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nick mohammad using the gregor samsa technique
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Nick is so sweet I'm going to cry "i don't think I've done this one right" 🥹
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I'm always expecting a part two when the contestants have to tie themselves up
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A very picture themed episode ??
#i think they've all been picture based so far ???#like make a picure and greg judges it?#woes of emily#taskmaster#tm
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