till forever falls apart.
The bestfriendSimon x f!Reader fic I first talked about.
cw: all sorts of trauma, character death, fluff, probable smut, inaccurate military stuff, a little bit canon and a little bit AU. do tell me if i missed something.
Your history with Simon goes back to elementary school. He grew up in an abusive household and you grew up in foster care with guardians who only cared about the government money.
Both of you bonded over the same things and became inseparable.
No one dared to mess with you in school because they knew if they did, they would have to answer Simon, and nobody wanted to cross him.
Junior year of high school starts and you get a visit from your social service agent, who wants to relocate you, but you are adamant that you want to stay here, but alas she takes you kicking and screaming.
Simon promises that he will find you in the future, and so with tears in both of your eyes, you leave. The same year Simon ran away from home.
Now 12 years later, he is on an undercover intel mission in Australia with Johnny. that's when he spots you, sitting in a cafe, looking like a dream, writing furiously on your laptop.
How does he knows its you? why wouldn't he? You were, are everything to him. The only person who knows him better than himself.
He has been trying to find you for years but always came out empty handed. By joining the military he thought it would be easy but it wasn't.
Johnny notices him freezing in the middle of the sidewalk staring intently at the glass window of the cafe, he turns to see what caught his Lt's eye and he sees the prettiest bonnie lass that he's ever seen.
he smirks " see something you like Lt?"
"that's her" Simon barely whispers, his heart racing.
Johnny's head snaps in your direction again, everyone in the team knows who you are. the little bird Simon has been trying to find for years.
and here you are, sitting in the cafe, oblivious to the fact that the man you have been looking for is standing right outside.
You finish your work and pack up your stuff to leave, you turn around and slam face-first into a wall of muscle. A strong hand stabilizes you as a soft 'oomph" leaves your mouth.
now, you are not small in any proportions, but this man still dwarfs you.
you look up to apologize and the sorry dies on your tongue as you come face to face with a skull mask.
your brain short circuits for a minute, and you're trying to figure out what to say then suddenly a heavily accented voice speaks from behind him " A'm so sorry Bonnie, he wasn't keen" a bulky man with a mohawk speaks.
they both look like they came out of some military comic. scarred, bulky, and big.
"it's ok, I wasn't looking either" you reply, looking back to the big guy in the mask, who's still blocking your path.
"Birdie...." the big guy breathes in through his teeth.
Recognition hits you like a tsunami. only one person in your life called you that—your best friend.
your eyes turn comically wide as you ask "Simon?" in a small voice, not believing it's him.
His gloved hands frame your face and he traces every inch of you with his eyes.
You look into his eyes and familiarity hits you, the same warm brown eyes that used to comfort you, that was your home, now standing at almost 6ft 5 in.
"Found ya."
and any sense of where you are leaves your mind as you leap into his arms and hug him as tight as possible. his beefy arms come around you and crush you to his chest as he breathes in your sweet scent.
you hold him and sob, he's here you can't believe it. He's here.
finally, finally.......somebody clears their throat next to you. you turn your head from Simon's chest and see a line of people waiting to sidestep both of you but unsure because of the sheer size of the man in front of you.
"We are blocking the line Si," you giggle and sob simultaneously.
hearing your voice after so long, Simon feels like he can breathe again.
you are here, his birdie, his angel, his everything. and this time no one can take you away from him. No one.
SOOOOOOOO!! WHAT DO WE THINK????? This is going to be a multi-part series because I'm just starting with this. I have so much to add.
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RED LEDGER — Soldier Boy/Ben (Chapter I)
Summary: As a former FBSA analyst, you find yourself fighting against supes in a morally gray manner. Knowing there’s not much to do thanks to Hughie’s revelations about your current director and your hidden feelings for him, you agree to help his team despite your lack of special abilities. Just like Butcher and his boys, your family has been hurted badly by Vought and its superhuman puppets. But the one you hate the most is perhaps the worst nightmare you could ever ask to face every damn day: Soldier Boy in the flesh.
Pairing: Soldier Boy/Ben x female reader.
Word count: 3.2k.
Genre: slow burn, angst, some hurt/comfort and romance in the end.
Warnings: Soldier Boy hurting reader intentionally and unintentionally, some misogyny, suggestive and sexual themes, mentions of a dead older brother, mentions of drugs and alcohol usage, usual language, canon violence, wounds, blood, some OOC!Soldier Boy, reader is a badass, unrequited love (Hughie x reader).
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Your eyes opened with lightning force. You can’t hear anything but an uncomfortable and annoying beep sound, echoing in your ears making you flinch and hiss in pain. Moments before you found yourself in an old, dusty tech room with Hughie inside a secret, rotten lab. Now, taking secret files and information of those who sent the V there wasn’t coming out easily.
And now, everything was blurry, your body aching on the ground as you tried to get yourself up on your knees after a very known blast blew up everything around. Debris and smoke surrounded you and you tried finding your partner with the poor visibility you had, the lights flickering on and off as rocks fell by your side.
“Hughie?!” you scream with a sore throat, inhaling the dust and dragging yourself on the floor. “Hughie!”
You perceived a mess as you stood up on your feet. Every limb and inch of your body felt like a truck had hit you countless times. This was one of the things you hated the most; being around supes all the fucking time, exposed to their childish tantrum and, in consequence, getting fucking hurt by them and their uncontrolable powers.
As the dirty haze faded away, you were able to spot Hughie’s legs. He was lying under a big hunk of concrete, and you ran towards him however your body allowed you to. Once you dropped yourself to his side, you tried to push the concrete away with no results. You could hear his whines, observing his eyes shutting close, teeth biting his lip and blood running down his temple. At least he was alive.
“Someone help!” you shouted, giving up on your vain attempts to free him. “Help! Please!”
And like a prayer, Kimiko showed inside the ruined room. Injured, with blood and guts sprinkling on her clothes, she quickly came closer to where you knelt. She gently pushed you aside and lifted up the concrete, throwing it away without further effort. A heavy gasp left your throat, taking in the sight of a big metal rod buried on his stomach, making a pool of blood on his shirt.
“Fuck! I’m bleeding, I’m dying, I’m fucking dying,” Hughie hissed through his teeth. You could hear better now the strain on his voice, the beep long dissipated from your ears.
“Shut up! We’re gonna take this out of you,” you said, sternly. In reality, you were just as fucking freaked out as him. You didn’t want to lose him. You just couldn’t.
Kimiko gave you a look; one that you knew too much. She nodded at you, eyes narrowed, and immediately, you grabbed Hughie’s hand. He screamed when Kimiko took the rod out of him, throwing it away with a thud. He held tightly to your hand while the supe applied pressure on his wound, soaking her hands on his puddle of blood.
“That shit hurt!” Hughie cried, his heartbeat increasing, anxiously breathing. “Ugh, fuck!”
“I know, but we have to go now. We have everything we need, let’s go.”
You took one of Hughie’s arms, helping him sit up. Kimiko made him stand up, taking all the weight on her. He cursed under his breath as he grabbed your hand again. It was a sign he was disturbed and concerned. And as much as you wanted to keep his touch, you pulled away, letting Kimiko do her work. She was much stronger than you anyway, and the last thing you wanted was hurting him more. They disappeared behind the rubble, Hughie’s whines of pain slowly disappearing as they left you behind. The room you were in now had two walls barely standing, door completely destroyed, and computers and metal messily arranged on the ground.
When you looked back to the direction from where the blast came, you caught a glimpse at him. That fucking bastard. He strolled through the mess between the pillars that were left slowly, and his green eyes studied the place around, realizing what happened. Or better said, what he caused. His hard stare fell on you, standing a few feet away from you. Your fists clenched and your eyes turned red at the sight. If you were more than a simple human, you would have found a way to kill Soldier Boy already.
“Ow!” you hissed in pain.
“Sorry, Y/N,” MM mumbled, finishing up an improvised bandage on your waist. “Got a very bad wound.”
When Hughie and Kimiko left, you started to look up for Butcher and the rest, and it wasn’t until MM saw you that he noticed you were bleeding. There was a deep cut on one side of your abdomen, a horrendous one, and you felt nothing, only after he pointed out. You were able to walk just fine to the back seat of the car with MM’s help, Soldier Boy joined Butcher on the front, both men in complete silence.
“It’s fine,” you answered. “Where’s Hughie?”
“Kimiko took him to Frenchie’s van, they should be home already,” the man said, cleaning the blood from his hands with a cloth. “I’m really surprised you didn’t feel anything.”
You flinched a little, avoiding his worried eyes. “Yeah… I get to ignore pain easily.”
The whole journey back to the building, you didn’t feel a single hitch of discomfort. Most likely because your mind was far away from your reality. From your seat, the only thing you could think of was Soldier Boy and his reckless stupidity. Nothing would’ve made you feel better than to cut his throat. Too sad it wasn’t like you could. Your eyes never moved from him. He looked as calm as ever, like if he didn’t fuck it up. Like Hughie and you were nothing. Soldier Boy treated all of your team like fucking trash. And probably everyone else was getting used to it, but not you. You could not let him step over you.
With a small limp, you made it to the building and entered the place now you called home. The walls were too small, making you feel imprisoned inside. Every day was a living hell, but that special night was the worst of them all. Butcher and Soldier Boy led the way, and you bumped into them to surpass their slow strides until you stopped in front of Hughie’s door. Annie walked out before you could knock.
“How’s he doing?”
Annie’s eyes widened. She was taken aback.
“He’s resting,” the blonde said, closing the door behind her.
You could only get a small picture of Hughie lying down on the bed, sound asleep. For some reason, you felt a liability on your shoulders. Maybe you could’ve done something. Anything. If you just acted when the rumble started and before it all happened, he wouldn’t be there.
“Don’t worry, he’ll be fine,” Annie reassured, placing a hand on your arm. You looked at her and she gave you a soothing smile and continued. “Hughie’s very strong, you know that.”
God, you should be the one comforting her. She was his girlfriend after all, she was supposed to be the one fucking worried for him. In the end, you were just a friend. A very good friend he trusted a lot, according to his words. But the time you spent with him at Supe Affairs was more than enough to feel things you shouldn’t. It was so wrong recalling your own unrequited feelings being in front of Annie after her boyfriend almost died.
“Y/N, I’m sorry I have to go, need some medicine and painkillers for Hughie,” her words interrupted your thoughts.
All you could do was nod and you followed Annie with your gaze as she crossed the place between the three men standing still in the middle of the living room. She suddenly paused and let her gaze fall directly at Butcher.
“We’ll talk later,” she warned through her teeth, loud enough for everyone to hear.
The blonde continued her way to the front door, not before laying her burning eyes on Soldier Boy. The lights flickered up for a moment as she stopped on her tracks to look at him and in a second, she disappeared and closed the door with a loud thud. You were only able to see her back, but you knew better. She was angry.
And you’ve seen Starlight pissed off before, why wasn’t she doing more than giving them both a warning? Butcher was an idiot and Soldier Boy was a fucking terrorist supe under an uncapable asshole as a leader. The only sane fucker between them was MM, but even he wasn’t doing shit either. Kimiko and Frenchie were probably now locked up together. Did nobody fucking care? That was the moment where your guilt turned into pure rage. Your feet started moving on their own and hot blood erupted on your veins, your gaze on Soldier Boy as words blurted out.
“You stupid motherfucker! You’re a fucking monster!”
“Oi!” Butcher’s voice boomed over yours.
You felt strong hands grabbing your arms, forcing you to stop only a couple of inches away from Soldier Boy, not allowing you to go further.
“We almost die because of you, fucking asshole!”
“Hey, Y/N! Calm down!” MM shouted on your back, holding you in place.
“Let me go!” you yelled, squirming and trying to release yourself. “We almost got compromised because of this bastard!” you screamed to MM and quickly your gaze turned to Soldier Boy. “Don’t you know how to fucking control yourself, you stupid fuckface?!”
The supe seemed unimpressed at your poor attempts, his flickering eyes looking down at you with a straight face that you couldn’t really describe. Just like all of him. He always seemed to not fucking care. And at that moment, what else could you do? Slap him to death? You were nothing compared to him.
You hissed as MM held you tight, his strength wasn’t letting you go further and the wound on your abdomen became too painful to bear.
“Fuck,” you mumbled under your breath.
“C’mon, I need to stitch your wound,” MM tried to persuade you, pulling you backwards.
You shot a last angry glare at Soldier Boy. “I so fucking hate you!”
As you spilled your words, the supe just smiled mischievously. “Get in line, sweetheart, a lot of people are waiting for a shot.”
You forced yourself to calm down before letting MM take you away to help with the cut. You kept cursing under your breath until you disappeared inside the room under Ben’s playful gaze and Butcher’s equally pissed and concerned eyes.
“You gotta be fucking kidding, mate,” Butcher commented, watching him strolling inside the living.
Soldier Boy placed his shield on the couch before he paced around the kitchen, opening and closing various cabinets until he took out a bottle and a glass that he used to serve himself a drink. He took a sip, letting the sweet liquid burn down his throat. “We have what you fucking wanted, we’re alive… Well, twink’s half alive. But besides that, you’re all so damn welcome.”
“Yeah, you could’ve held up a bit,” Butcher tried reasoning with him. “But they were so fucking close to you.”
“Then you should tell those fuckers in the lab to stop playing their fucking russian music, I can’t stand it,” he hissed, swallowing the last bit of whiskey. Butcher gave him a stern look. “Look, they’re dead. You have your info, the stupid tubes, and I just stopped them from creating more terrorists by killing them.”
Butcher grimaced, knowing it was pointless to argue with the old man. “Just be careful with my boys,” he voiced out and he walked to your door, knocking two times before opening it and getting inside.
He was greeted with your whining as MM finished the last stitch on your wound.
“How you doin’?” the British man asked.
“Not so good,” you hissed, taking the glass of water from MM’s hands with a soft ‘thanks’. “I want to fucking punch his nose.”
“About that, I’ll give him a chat.”
You scoffed. “Can we stop bringing him into this? Hughie almost died. And next it might be me, or MM, or you, but sometimes I doubt you fucking care.”
“Stop right there,” Butcher sternly said. “Of course I fucking care.”
“Then why is he here?”
“Just for props,” he answered, but you were definitely starting to doubt it inside.
And you knew MM was feeling the same. The difference between you and him is that you were reckless, and you didn’t really were the one putting the stupid team together. If anything, you would put yourself first. Maybe Hughie. But that’s another story. You let out a deep sigh, turning your attention to Butcher.
“Alright, I’m tired, please just go. I’ll kick his balls tomorrow.”
“Found another lead,” you announced. “Sending coordinates right now.”
Frenchie, who stayed by your side working on his own laptop, smiled at you. “Perfect, ma dame.”
“Should be around 15 miles away from here; trucks have been getting there with more V according to the last security camera,” you said, standing up from your seat at the dining table with a painful grimace on your face as you approached the fridge for some cold water. “Butcher can let us know when we should attack.”
“No need, I think we can do that in the next three days. Besides I still have some ammo,” Frenchie informed you.
“That’s good news I guess,” you replied back, with half a smile as you looked around when the main door opened.
Butcher and Ben entered the place, and your mood was down again. It was barely noon and you had already taken the stupid jokes coming from the old fucker a couple of hours ago. When Butcher announced he was leaving, taking Ben along with him, you sighed with relief. Pity that peaceful time wasn’t enough for you to recover. Sure it was not plenty of time for you to forgive and forget how a piece of crap he was, and how fucking horrible your wound hurted the few hours you got to try and sleep each night. Two days after your last mission, the pain on your abdomen hadn’t been lesser, and the fact that Hughie was still inside his room sleeping and resting, accompanied by Annie just made it worse, reminding you of the amount of hatred you had grown for him. As you finished your bottle of water resting against the kitchen counter, Ben approached, leaving a paper bag on top. You watched Butcher and Frenchie talking about the next lab target from afar.
“How’s your wound doing?”
Soldier Boy’s question made your eyes fall on him, frowning your brows.
“Are you asking ‘cause you care?”
He smirked. “I don’t need liability, that’s why I’m fucking asking. I know the twink is not doing so well though.”
“Fuck off.”
Soldier Boy rolled his eyes as your gaze focused again in Frenchie on the dining table, folding your arms on your chest.
“You really have no idea of what triggers my blasts, do you,” Ben said.
“No. And if you won’t tell me that you will control your shit, then I don’t fucking want to keep talking to you.”
He scoffed, with that stupid, haughty smile of his. You noticed he got closer to you, as he started to speak. “Right, and I might have to remind you that you’re alive and breathing.”
Anger raised again and you forced yourself to keep it cool, just because you didn’t want to make an act. After all, you couldn’t really control it. Butcher already scolded you for it the day before, like if you were a damn kid. MM also talked to you about it. You were ready to throw a knife to Soldier Boy last night right during last dinner, even if you knew it wouldn’t do anything to him. He was such an annoying douchebag and probably deserved more of what happened to him back in Russia.
“Listen, if it was on me, I’d already cut off your dick and shoved it down your throat until you choked on it,” you blurted out in a whisper, holding his eyes.
He tried to lean to get closer to your ear, but you stepped back. And even with that, the distance was too short for your comfort when he whispered back.
“Sugar, I still need my dick. Maybe you’d like a taste.”
“You’re so fucking gross,” you snapped. “And you could’ve gotten us killed!”
“Is this really about you or… Hughie back there?” he teased. “Because trust me, I thought Butcher was sucking him off all this time if it wasn’t for Starlight. Or you.”
And then, everything happened so fast that you didn’t know that your fist met his cheek.
The door closed behind Butcher’s back as you entered the room first, turning on your heels to face him.
“Now, remind me why I am here and he isn’t,” you inquired.
He approached you, placing a hand on your shoulder. You could already feel the sermon coming out of his mouth. Butcher seemed to forget Soldier Boy was the one starting to bother you and being an idiot since he arrived, and the tension was palpable but nobody seemed to care. That or they were pretty good at hiding it. Of course the only thing Butcher cared about right now was taking down those labs to sabotage Homelander and Victoria’s campaign, not how well you’ll mix with everyone on his team.
“Just a couple of fucking missions, Y/N,” he started, and you noticed he tried to use a calm tone of voice on you. “I know you’re not particularly fond of him, but we don’t need another unpredictable reckless asshole in our team, now do we?”
“Me? Reckless? I’m not the one putting everyone in danger because I can’t control myself!” you shouted, and watched as Butcher doubted his next words. Instead, he pulled his hand off from your shoulder and straightened himself. “I’m wounded, but Hughie had the worst part and you still scold me for being mad at Soldier Boy for that. Are you gonna do something when it’s your turn to be blasted by that piece of shit?”
He took one of his hands, pinching the bridge of his nose. “I fucking know that. We need him to take the labs down. Can you behave while we do that?” he asked, looking right into your eyes.
“How much time?”
“I don’t have—”
“How much fucking time?”
Butcher scoffed. “A month, or two. Maybe more. I don’t exactly have a number to tell ya.”
You rolled your eyes. “Your chat with him was for nothing, dickhead. He’s still out there, being an asshole. And honestly, he deserves more than a punch, and you know that.”
You were ready to leave, passing by his side when his hand wrapped on your forearm, stopping you in your tracks.
“He’s being watched by the CIA, they put a tracker under his skin. Once we’re done, he'll be put to sleep again,” Butcher informed. His words made you look back at him.
“You better make it happen.”
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So I just read your Muzan and Gojo fluff and loved them so much! Do you think it would be possible for me to request something like the Muzan one where the reader joins Sukuna in becoming a cursed spirit, but they're on opposing ends? Like lovers that are enemies kinda thing 👀
Thank you for the kind words~!
As for your request, I had to do a deep dive into spirits as it's been a hot minute since I've seen anything JJK story wise. In that research, following your request was a bit difficult but I still hope you enjoy it nonetheless~
For all readers: Please keep in mind the process I will use is not canonical in any way and is merely me making this up for the sake of the story.
This may be a bit cheesy, but you know what? We're here to enjoy and indulge in all things.
Should you desire a part 2, do let me know~
Title: To Live with You
Characters: Sukuna x m!reader
Contains: fluff, human transformation, Sukuna is in Yuuji's body
Fandom: Jujutsu Kaisen
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All characters are 18+
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Cold...It's so cold...
It felt like ice was coursing through your veins, but you couldn't fight it. Everything was dark, your senses dulled to nothing save for the blistering chill that seemed to spiral through your body.
"I'm almost done. I know, it must hurt."
That voice...whose was it? It sounded so familiar yet so foreign. It didn't help with how fuzzy it sounded, how muffled and distant it was.
You wanted to agree that it did hurt, but your mouth wouldn't budge, no part of you would no matter how hard you tried. You only wished you could remember how you got here so you could try and steady your heart.
Except your heart was already still.
That had to be it. You had to be dead, right? You never knew death would be so cold. Strangely enough, it wasn't terrible. If you got cold enough, everything would numb up, and you would eventually pass, surely.
But it never came, and you continued to lay in frozen limbo.
"Just one more vial...and it will be complete..."
Vial? Complete? Just what was this voice talking about?
Any thought you had would come to a screeching halt as whatever icy sensation you had to give way to a roaring flame. Your body felt like it was engulfed in heat, like you were dropped into a pit of fire. Compared to the numbing cold, you wanted to scream out with how this felt. Going from frozen to blazing was a shock, one that practically shook you out of the comatose sleep you were in.
Eyes snapping open, you sat up, sweat rolling down your face as you panted heavily, gripping at the fabric of your shirt that resided over your chest. You could once again feel the pounding of your heart, though it felt unknown, as if it wasn't meant to beat again. Your vision struggled to focus, your body unsure of its state. You felt wrong, but it was his voice that brought you back.
"Y/N..."
It took you a moment, but once you were able to meet the red eyed gaze of the King of Curses, you knew you were safe. In fact, your memories came flooding back.
The long conversations you two had, the uncertainty, the confusion, fear, acceptance, it all came back to you like a ton of bricks.
He had transformed you as promised.
You instantly wrapped your arms around Sukuna's shoulders, pulling him into a deep kiss, which he returned without hesitation. It lasted longer than any other kiss you had before, but you deserved it for the hell you endured to get to where you were now.
With this cursed transformation, you could live by Sukuna's side.
Except for one thing.
"We need to head back," he breathed once you two broke the kiss. "It's almost sunrise."
It was only now that you realized you weren't in your bed, but instead in a desolate alleyway, free from any peering eyes, but his words made the dull ache return to your body.
"Sukuna--"
"The change is faint for now, but you need to work on surpressing the energy okay?"
"Can't we just run--"
"You knew well what you were signing up for." Sukuna's voice was firm, but careful. He was right, and you knew it. Now, you had to fight more than ever to keep yourself hidden. The change was risky, but you did so to be with the King of Curses as long as you could. "Remember, I won't hold back if we ever need to fight."
You gave a small chuckle, standing on shaky legs. "Try me. With this new change, surely I can handle you."
"Now don't get cocky," Sukuna teased with a smirk, standing with you and holding you steady. "Let's get back before it's too late."
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i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".
it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.
do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.
but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.
do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).
you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.
walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.
no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.
do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."
you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.
there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.
i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.
he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."
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