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Victoria: [looking for someone to hang out with]
Victoria, scrolling through her contacts: Nathan, Taylor, Courtney, Max.
Victoria, confused: Nathan, Taylor, Courtney, Max?
Victoria, terrified: Nathan, Taylor, Courtney, Max?!
Victoria: How can I only have four friends?! And one of them is Max!
#living up to the incorrect in incorrect quotes#obviously Vic has at least 5 phone contacts#I think#but it's funny to imagine otherwise#incorrect quotes#life is strange#lis#victoria chase#nathan prescott#taylor christensen#courtney wagner#max caulfield#queue
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sss day my favorite national holiday WOOOOHHHH
bonus
#pokemon#trainer lyra#rival silver#soulsilvershipping#timeskip tag#bao beis#i had so much more planned. but alas. college.#ANYWAY. sss my everything. ohh. always thinking abt them.#this is very obviously lyra's room! all the pink! massive bed to fit all her pokemon! the champion paycheck gets you that much at least#and plants!!! no. 1 horticulturist in johto#she's living somewhere around the base of mt silver... decently close to the league and her hometown#so i like to imagine her with a huge greenhouse so she can take care of plants even in the harsher climate#meanwhile silver has one of those decrepit malelivingspace flats in viridian. he's making it work.#i can only see sss properly moving in together liiiike in their late 20s#after they get to enjoy young adult independence for a while#but before they permanently settle down they should go on silly adventures again... just once. or twice. or#as much as i like to entertain the thought of them being homebodies i think they'd rather spend their lives travelling haha#since silver never got to fully experience it as a kid on the run#being a wanted man and all#and lyra is itching for the getaway#they deserve to be in nature and responsibility-free and *frothing at the mouth*#BTW i put my whole wyvussy into that wall decor#lisia signed poster... rosa's resemblance as mei(!!!) in the totoro one... bell tower + whirl island pics //#pokemon constellations... and those gen 4 mail templates that no one actually used. probably from dawn. champion penpals :]#i debated doing a lance poster because celebrity idol funny but nah she'd bin that immediately after moving out#oh yeah the drawover was um. inspired by the nonebinary neochamp fit. so happy for my son.#i'm glad i managed to finish the big piece in time otherwise i would've just posted that LOL can you imagine#okey bye happy sss day
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broke: eddie munson has handcuffs in his room cause he likes kinky sex
woke: eddie munson has handcuffs in his room because he was once arrested by officer Callahan for possession of marijuana at a halloween party they busted his junior year, but as soon as Callahan sat him on the pavement and turned around, Eddie jumped up and hauled ass into the forest until he reached the trailer park. His uncle had to pick the lock to get them off his dumbass nephew (making eddie swear to 1. never ask how his uncle knew how to pick locks and 2. never get fucking arrested again) Eddie kept the handcuff’s as a memoir of the night he outran the Hawkins Police Department.
#tj talks#eddie munson#stranger things season 4#sorry i just think its funny#hopper: what. what do you MEAN he 'got away'#callahan: HES VERY FAST AND SLIPPERY OKAY#but fr i cant imagine hopper like. giving a shit#probably has been called on that kid more than once and each time its jsut that tired sigh of 'i dont want to be here either okay'#edit: dont turn this post into a 'if you characterize eddie as anything other than my own personal hc i get mad' thing because it isnt!!#this is a simple littoe heeha i had late at night#relaistically the cuffs are most likely accessories/decor i just thought it was funny#but i keep seeing people do the 'THIS is canon ajd if you think otherwise shut the fuck up'#so lets all just be calm ajd play nice in our little fake land of blorbos
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Sick of "Robin wouldn't date her best friend's ex". Get ready for "haha Steve i'm fucking your ex"
#robin would actually think it's so funny that she got back at steve after he (unknowingly) ''stole'' tammy from her for years#it's something that only makes sense in her head#ronance#tbh i don't think Robin would even register it as a problem#i imagine her talking about it with Dustin and Lucas (they're all she could find)#and they're like !! no! your friend's ex is off limits!! you can't do that!#and robin is like ?? why not??#''dude think about steve!''#''what about steve?''#''he's your friend!''#''he said it didn't bother him''#''yeah duh he can't say otherwise#that will make him look like the bad guy''#''why would he say he has no problem with it if he did? i can't read his mind you know''#''dude it's obvious''#''i still don't understand what the problem is''#she wonders how come she ended up taking advice from 15yo boys anyway
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@naffeclipse I don't know enough about cryptids to know if it's like. A Rule that they show up blurry in pictures, but it's definitely funny to assume that
#post let luce#my art#fnaf sb#fnaf sb au#cryptid sightings#cryptid!eclipse#cryptid!sun#cryptid!moon#naffeclipse#the geographically closest 'big' cryptid ik about is nessie/ loch ness monster and that's an ocean away#otherwise the most exposure I've had to cryptids was gravity falls journal 3 LMAO#so yea I'll just assume they don't photograph well as a rule#for the sake of the comic they also just chill outside of their vessel sometimes post-reveal#I imagine it might be like taking ur bra off after a long day#doesn't really bother you until it's gone and you breathe a sigh of relief#but yes have some pure funny feel good before my inevitable descent into madness (again) next chapter#still thinking about yesterday's snippet#posting this now but love how I had to leave the draft be for a bit after that last tag lest I start the madness now LMAO
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ok so heres what im thinking--
#known curse kisser discovers a curse hijacking his bf's body....what happens next may shock you (it wont)#yuutafushi#okkofushi#yuuta okkotsu#okkotsu#megumi fushiguro#fushiguro#ryoumen sukuna#sukuna#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#my art#i could not be more unserious#it would be funny tho#do it for the bit akutami sensei!!#(but imagine pre slash okfs where megumi has been fantasizing about kissing his senpai for forever and THIS is how it happens?????)#(*insert denji post-firstbase depression reel but make it megumi*)#*i drew this before sukuna pushed his hair up otherwise it wouldve slowly fallen into place oTL
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idk all of what merseis swap au entails but if alex and tim are swapped maybe TIM had a passion project he was working on when shit went south. he was the music guy. maybe hed get prickly with his friends who only kind of know how to play instruments but r trying.
#i think that makes brian his producer £\>|*|€|€#bro was the MIXER he knew the software#hes got folders of horrendous beats (for the funny) and real stuff too#i imagine him being super into sampling. music collage.#maybe the investigation is much more audio driven. or lol what if theres music video footage#ugh so good#jays on bass and alex is keys to me (in a modern band context- otherwise hes BRASS)#and since jay and brian swap roles#bass is nowhere near what being the star of a movie is but maybe he has an important riff or two to learn#imagine their audition tapes... hehehehe
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Releases pikmin creatures into your home
What will you do?
probably have sex with them i guess
oh fucm *slides my hair back and sprays perfume into my mouth* agh agh cough fuck wrong thing *sprays that other shit into my mouth then pops my shirts collar* what's up lil mamma. how about we find a quiet place to sit and make the whole place wet... EUGH!!! what's all this then!!
anon. anon. what do i do if she's a milf
#ask#anon#anonymous im so sorry. im sorry.#to actually answer your question though. depends on what creature#and ik theres like. a lot of creatures.#i think id like to have a bunch of bulbmin. or bulborbs. they remind me a lot of opossums. mostly in their mouth shape and fangs.#but generally i think id either release them outside or just watch them for a bit for the most part. in terms of most pikmin creatures.#breadbugs would be funny to watch but i imagine they'd probably be pest-like if not taken care of or kept in an enclosure#theyd be constantly trying to take random shit back to their holes or piles of dirt or whatever#like listen i never lose my keys since i keep them in the same place. and also theyre on a bright red lanyard.#but a breadbug would steal those keys and i would be in distress#for pikmin themselves. same deal i think. id prefer to see them outside than inside my house#i think bulborbs/bulbmin would be the highest on my list of creatures to take care of maybe#otherwise LEEEAVE my motherfucking home NOOOWWWW!!!!#except less like dr breen#anyway. anon. sorry about the initial reply. i hope my tags sufficed#i like to say dumb shit i cant help it. favourite activity.#anyway thank you for the ask anon :)
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actually how did the conversation between Alec and Magnus go after cog. because Magnus definitely would have asked about Jace & if it's actually a resolved issue because otherwise nothing's changed. only for Alec to go "yeah turns out he's actually my brother. oops. also he's going by Lightwood now."
#alec lightwood & his incest crimes 😔 it's okay I still love him#although I will say#the way very early on its established Jace and Izzy are siblings & are disgusted by any suggestion otherwise will always be a little funny#if alec hadn't figured his shit out when he did.... could you imagine lmao#alec lightwood#magnus bane#jace herondale#jace lightwood#jace wayland#bella talks#the mortal instruments#tmi#tsc#the shadowhunter chronicles#malec#city of glass
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Rise of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (Non-Canon) - Madame Drakkon & The Ranger Slayer
In another timeline, the Rise of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers was much, much less of a rise.
(Rise' World of the Coinless deets under the cut, i'm having fun)
In another timeline, Rita's attack on Grace Oliver left her severely injured and near death. This threw Tommy into a fit, which forced the shadow out of her body in an incredibly traumatic and painful manner. Desperate, she pleaded with Zordon to help her mother, but the White Light confirmed her fears. Grace was gone.
Unstable and still reeling from Rita being ripped from her body, Tommy would seek out where the shadow was hiding, tracking her down to an abandoned warehouse on the docks. She would witness the partial resurrection of Lord Zedd and barge in, demanding the Dark Spectre bring her mother back. The Spectre agreed, on the condition that the Green Ranger help him recover the other five Power Coins and reunite the Zeo Crystal.
Over the next few months, Tommy would slowly lose more and more of herself as she pursued more power and learned dark magic from a weakened Rita inhabiting the body of Dr. Finster. A final assault against the Rangers would see Jason attempt to combine the spectrum of the team's powers to become a White Ranger, only to be struck down by Tommy. She would claim the coins for herself, corrupting and forcing the coins into her own White Ranger form.
Zedd and Tommy, with their combined powers and now endless source of energy, would then conquer the Earth unopposed. But as more time went on without Zedd's promise fulfilled, the more Tommy began plotting to overthrow the Dark Spectre. She's be encouraged by Rita, now unable to leave Dr. Finster's deteriorating body and kept alive with salvaged parts from the destroyed Command Center.
As the last of Earth's defenders fell, Tommy struck down Zedd with the Black Dragon Saber, laying claim to his seventh Zeo Crystal shard and the planet and taking the name Madame Drakkon.
Years later, tired of her friends being captured or dying and at her wit's end, Kimberly Hart would decide today is the day Drakkon dies. But she would be captured, her mind taken over with a spell Drakkon had been perfecting for some time, and become her right hand with her old Power Coin as the Slayer Ranger.
Kimberly would later break the spell with the help of the Coinless Resistance, who'd been built by the combined efforts of Trini, Richie, Bulk and Skull. She'd then lead the Resistance against Madame Drakkon's regime, taking on the name Ranger Slayer as a symbol of her goal to slay the last Ranger on Earth.
#rotmmpr#mmpr#power rangers#lord drakkon#ranger slayer#tommy oliver#kimberly hart#my art#drew like a dark fucked up version of my funnie power rangers au. just a glimpse into my dark reality.#when ur kinda gf from high school casts a mind control spell you and then later the spell is broken by your remaining living friends#so now u have a fucked up ''still care about each other in some strange way but ure so deeply traumatized and on different sides of a war''#type of relationship that is so toxic but in a sexy way and also youre both women in your 30s#it was fun to try to do a drakkon-style helmet without overt white ranger elements since that coin doesnt exist in rise' universe!!#also truly did not change much about rise slayer in comarison to canon bc like. she is perfect already#only real diff is that i made the cape a desaturated green for obv reasons#and added lil straps to the pauldron#otherwise yep. thats ranger slayer#anyway they should kiss and makeup. something that is both possible and completely normal#i imagine there'd be something that'd unite them and then they'd be forced to team up and HATE it#(or kim would. as usual drakkon would love it)#and then they'd have angry hate se- /blasted by lasers#rise coinless au
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I try not to think about injustice too much (stupid) but I still like to headcanon that the Joker did All That because he was unoccupied by Jason’s UTRH plot
#it’s just funny to me. Imagine a dimension traveler learning this they would have to respect Jason’s crime boss tendencies#otherwise world ends and all that#Jason Todd
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Mods are asleep, post Akon gree cards
#akon bleach#mr regular voice: rare! RARE! ULTRA RARE!#(this is a joke from a corvette show review youtube video that my husband and i yell at each other all the time sorry to subject you to it)#why does everyone else get cards where they are dressed like clowns or toddlers or Santa Claus?#and akon only gets Dramatic Lab Power Poses?#i imagine he threatened to quit otherwise#oh man you know what would be great? Gotei stock photography#random collections of too many captains and lieutenants standing around a laptop showing a ppt about Valley of Screams situations#Yamamoto pretending to fire the kidou cannon#looks it's 10am on a Saturday this joke is very funny in my head#anyway i need to figure out how to make my own gree cards this man deserves to get silly. for a treat
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thinkin about Looks to the Moon again again and going insane over the possibilities of merch of them (would spend so much money on that). so I made little proof-of-concept sticker drawings
the fun problem comes with the fact that every time they show a different image of her she's different colors. I don't know what the official one is supposed to be so I decided to eyedrop from all of the pictures I have seen. (From left to right: the overseer image projection in playing, the hibernation art of the overseer projecting their image, encountering them in-game, and the hibernation art you get after meeting her)
also she's only depicted with robes in the first two of those instances so for the other two I stole the colors from Five Pebbles's in-game sprite and hibernation art robes. he doesn't deserve them anyway
(for anyone looking at this outside the sphere of usual people: if there's any other images of them besides these please don't mention them specifically because I would like to avoid spoilers. ty)
#personally I'm most fond of the teal-ish color for her but they're all neat#first ones got those mint chocolate chip vibes#rain world#Looks to the Moon#an aquila original#wet beast saga#also on the thought train of the five pebbles thing I'm now imagining slugcat literally stealing his robes for looks to the moon#(ignore the fact that realistically it would be impossible because its very funny otherwise)#they deserve clothes. even if they're a little ripped from the struggle of stealing and then soaked on water and whatever swimming over#to bring it to them. they're being placed gently on top of the pile of all the other gifts brought for her#anyway now imagine something like this but by someone with real digital art skills
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what's your blog's title sourced from?
It's from this angry homophobic 4chan post, LOL.
#ask#springinthesky#jerma#homophobia#I just think it's the most stilted way to phrase it#Like conservatives and reactionaries have so many effective dogwhistles like 'virtue signalling' etc#And yet this person framed it as the most lukewarm support ever anyway. Idk it's very funny to me#Also it's funny to imagine someone making that complaint about someone like me - like as if they somehow expected otherwise.
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saw a funny post that was like “haha iwtv is classic queer rep bc everyone in the friend group dated each other!” and lmao BUT it brings up one of louis main problems which is that he doesn’t date people he would be friends with. like him and lestat are not friends. they never were friends. they were one of the most insane and intense romances of the 20th and 21st centuries. but they weren’t friends. louis would not hang out with lestat if they were platonic lmao. also again louis and armand would not be friends. like are they having the other most insane and intense romance of the 20th and 21st centuries? yes. are they friends? absolutely not.
#this isn’t making fun of people saying the first part#it is funny and I laughed#it just made me think of this HAHA#Louis’ closest friend is Claudia#which is also an issue#as she pointed out in the trailer#BUT ALSO everyone saying “’oh but Louis and lestat were just hanging out for months before they got together’#okay the weeks leading up to the best sex of your life from an insane guy do not count as friendship they were flirting and dating#yes Louis said they were friends but that’s not what that WASSSSSS#like no really just imagine them hanging out and not fucking 😐#they couldn’t do it#what would they talk about#lestat is not an intellectual I’m sorry#he couldn’t keep up is what I’m saying#ALSO I’m not saying u shouldn’t be friends with the people u date I’m saying you really should be friends with the people you date otherwise#u get this nonsense#my post#amc iwtv#iwtv tv#iwtv 2022#iwtv season 2#interview with the vampire#louis pointe du lac
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THEY MADE SANJI BRITISH IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
#THISBIS SO FUCKING FUNNY SORRY#LKKE WHY???? WHY DID THEY DO THAT???????#all the other characters just got default american accents#but for sanji they said no. he needs to be different#is it bc french is like. exotic to Americans but that was too much effort so they just made him British instead#i can only imagine#im losing my shit sorry it’s too funny#otherwise the trailer looks ok i think#not too hyped about it but im gonna give it a fair chance#one piece#one piece live action#mossy posts
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