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phuckingphil · 2 years

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#bullshittin #La #silver lake #tags #tagging #muser #gause #OTR #ON THE RUN #GARD

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kagoutiss · 1 month

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pelican town, ‘72

#stardew valley #stardew valley spoilers #sdv #sdv spoilers #grandpa #mister qi #mr. qi #idk how dates work in stardew universe im just bullshittin #i love qi’s huge fucking eyebrows you dont notice them at first but theyre there #(gives our collective grandpa a ponytail) i think he had one. whatever #’why isnt mister qi blue’ my hc is he is blue from long-term iridium supplementation #and was originally just a regular person #but also it’s nice to see ur fav be like a normal human color #if u read tag essays tho consider this:#qi discovers secret to immortality (consuming iridium in a specific manner)#wants to share discovery with his farmer (player’s grandpa) and in that way. they will have all the time in the world to build #a perfect farming/business empire whose legacy will last forever and ever and theyll be 2gether forever #but it turns out. like a lot of normal people would. his farmer does not want to live forever #and obv he doesn’t #in an attempt to try not to ever lose the thing that means more to him than anything else in the world. qi inadvertantly ensures he will #because his farmer is dead. and he’s going to live forever #but. it’s kind of ok. because he has infinite money and was able to figure out how to talk to his dead bf #and now YOU help them fulfill their joint goal of making the farm’s legacy last forever #smile. heart #sobbing

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cringefail-clown · 1 year

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figuring out their would-be dynamic through silly pesterlogs. dirk would 100% take the piss out of kankri every chance he gets

also, the thrilling conclusion:

#homestuck #dirk strider #kankri vantas #homestuck au #homestuck fanart #bullshittin my way through the conversation just to call kankri an incel #turnabaout au #dirkri #when the meteorstuck comes along kankri will chase his ass around with ak-47 he'll be so fed up #hom3stuck #also i TRIED to make kankri as unintentionally bigoted as i could trying to stay in character here hope it comes through

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gehennnas · 1 month

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#tfw the bullshit ain’t bullshittin no more #joshua graham #malpais legate #fallout #fallout new vegas #fanart #caesar’s legion #fallout nv #fnv #my art

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creepsmcstuffins · 1 year

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Y/N: *laying down*

Creeps, Jeff and BEN: *standing from around the corner*

Creeps: See. I told you. They just lay there

Jeff: Betcha 20 bucks I can get em up.

BEN: You two morons like poking the metaphorical bear, don't you?

Creeps and Jeff: *looks at each other then BEN*

Jeff: There's a bear here?

BEN: OH MY GOD

Creeps: *excited* I didn't know there was a bear! Maybe we can keep it!

Jeff: *now excited too* Holy shit! We need to go find it!

Creeps and Jeff: *run off*

Y/N: *looking at BEN* Wanna watch them fight a bear?

BEN: *shrugs* sure. I dont have anything better to do.

#creepypasta #jeff the killer #ben drowned #incorrect creepypasta quotes #creepypasta incorrect quotes #creepypasta oc #creeps bullshittin #creepypasta x reader #y/n is mean

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moonrevolutions · 2 months

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₊˚ʚ₊˚✧ ﾟ.☾ hey, when the full moon rises / come see me.

Guardian Moon.

⋆˙⟡♡ Worm Moon.

Your guardian Moon is the Worm Moon! It’s not as bad as it sounds – really! You readily embrace the laws of cause and effect, and see that you create your own karma by what you do or don’t do. You’re able to see all sides of any given situation. Lies and manipulation don’t impress you, you see right through them. You don’t have time for mind games or power plays or people who have control issues. You believe that everyone has the right to be who they are, even if you don’t like them or want to welcome them into your life! You have a knack for bringing people down to Earth, especially those who believe that they’re superior in some way. You’d be a whiz as an advisor or a motivational speaker, because you know how to cut through all the outer layers and get right to the heart of who someone really is.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ TAGGED BY: :) ⊹ ࣪ ˖ TAGGING: @shadowhoops @lostxtosunlight @ofteaandmagic @dxsole @byanyan @alastgoodnight @starfoam @pararennial @inseparableduo @cosmicangsts @impercre + steal go ahead.

#*･༓☾ about! a shimmer in the night.#/ he rly dont be bullshittin tho.#/ hes silly but he's also a deadly laser in the shape of a person.

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toxooz · 9 months

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last rb THAT BEING SAID the comic might be postponed like what 2 days so i can make a little more progress on the print so i feel like the comic update should be done like EARLY september 👍

#in reality i feel like i can finish the print and make it the best i can look in like a week most but i need to give updates #to show i aint bullshittin so i gotta do the lineart by the end of this month which hell ill probs do it after i finish this page #but yeah i dont think im gunna get this comic done in 6 days not with my shit attention span and lack of time #but regardless after i finish this section BOYYYYY IM EXCITE #im sweating but excitedly

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honeypleasejustkillme · 2 years

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if you want a real version of me you gotta wait till the next life, this eternity im spending it bullshittin

#actually bpd #bpd #actually borderline #actually mentally ill #bpd problems #bpd shitposting #bpd vent #bpd fp #bpd mood #bpd favorite person #bullshittin my way through life :)

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dirtyoldmanhole · 5 months

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throwing this out for the astrology nerds here:

CMV: gunter's a gemini sun, scorpio moon, and virgo rising

#(caveat that astrology is fake af but is a load of fun for bullshittin g up character patterns :P )#shitpost #BUT ALSO.....#meta #leigh i see u collecting ur old gemini men >:) what's emets other signs >:))))

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cosmogenous · 4 months

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okay i lied cause i got embarrassed i wasn't actually late bc i was fighting a tiger those scratches bc i was tryna get the kitten out of my closet then i got distracted playing w her and missed my bus like a dickhead

#sometimes i be bullshittin a little

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lexyscross · 1 year

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Making up random Ghostface duos + teams that will most likely not be canon because I’m bored. (👻)

Jason + Laura

Detective + Doctor

Detective + Danny

Danny + Ethan

Ethan + Anika

Anika + Tara

Anika + Tara + Doctor

Kirby + Gale

Kirby + Stu

Kirby + Stu + Vince

Chad + Tara

Chad + Tara + Ethan

Kirby + Sam + Doctor

These are the only characters with these promo shots (something to consider):

Only two (2) new characters, and Chad is getting the Vince treatment this time. 👀

(As for the pairs/groups I listed in which we’ve seen both or all of them together when Ghostface shows up: Just throw an extra person in there!)

#Okay fam LET'S START BULLSHITTIN'! 😃#scream #scream 6 #scream vi #scream 6 theories #text post

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juleslikescandles · 1 year

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#jules.photo🕯️#took this at the cemetery I go to sometimes #it was a very nice day out (cold slight breeze cloudy)#moss #trees #aesthetic #I guess? Idk honestly at this point I'm just bullshittin 💀

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maeborowski · 1 year

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every once in a while someone i’m friends or acquaintances with will in someway relay to me the notion “we are friends :+)” and every single time without fail i’m like WAIT LIKE FOR REAL???

#i obv take it w a grain of salt every time but its always like. youre bullshittin me no way #words by me

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dweeeeeb · 6 months

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Motivational Music in the Morning ... #The2LiveCrew, #IAintBullshittin ... from #AsNastyAsTheyWannaBe [Official Audio Track] (1989) #MMitM1

#youtube #MMitM1 #The 2 Live Crew #I Ain't Bullshittin'#As Nasty As They Wanna Be #Official #Audio Track #1989

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creepsmcstuffins · 1 year

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Creeps: *wiping his hands off*

Jeff: *glaring at Creeps*

E.J.: *sitting on the counter* He's still upset.