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shesalewa · 7 months

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I have three scenarios of how dad gun will act.

Context. Someone broke a vase.

Scenario 1.

Gun: who broke it.

Daniel, Olly, Eli, Samuel, Johan: ...

Gun: Daniel. Do you know who broke it.

Samuel: (well f-ck he went straight for Daniel.)

Daniel:*possibly shivering or trembling, not in fear of Gun but for the person who broke the vase* n-no...?

Gun: who broke it, Daniel.

Eli: (well f-ck he ain't leaving Daniel alone, makes sense he's Guns first adopted child)

Gun: you're not gonna tell me? Fine, you're all grounded. And as for your Punishment's,

Eli, I'm finding Yenna a nanny that will take care of her for a week and you won't be able to see her,

Johan, I'm-

Daniel: IT WAS OLLY.

Olly: DANIEL YOU SNITCH!

Daniel: I TOLD YOU NOT TO PRACTICE YOUR FIGHTING BULLSH-T IN THE LIVING ROOM!

Gun: ... Thank you Daniel. as for you Olly. I expected much worse, but you got lucky. Drop down and do 200 push ups, no breaks. Despite the fact that you can't feel pain, hmm... Who is the heaviest here?

Eli, Johan, Daniel: *looking at Samuel*

Samuel: okay first of all how fkn dare all of you.

Gun: sit on Olly and count how many times he's done the push ups. I'll be making dinner.

Scenario 2.

Gun: WHO THE F-CK BROKE THE VASE WITH MY MOTHERS ASHES?!

Daniel: gram grams, ashes were in there..?

Gun: YES.

Johan: I did.

Daniel: HUH. *Shocked that he owned up to it*

Gun: ... Daniel clean that sh-t up. Johan.

Johan: ...?

Gun: fix your f-cking eyes.

Johan: I CAN'T HELP IT!

Just assume that Johan got grounded. It doesn't matter how long they fought just know that Johan got grounded.

Scenario 3.

Gun: let me ask. Who the f-ck broke the vase?

Eli, Johan, Olly, Daniel: ...

Samuel: Goo did.

Gun: ...? Oh sh-t. Goo is here??? Where tf is he??? Is he in our bedroom???

Samuel, Olly, Johan Eli: OUR?!

Daniel: sometimes I forget you Guys weren't raised by Papa like I was.

Eli: WHAT DID HE MEAN BY OUR

Olly: ARE THEY LIKE?! WHAT!? F-CK BUDDIES?!

Johan: ... I may be blind but there are literally wedding pictures of Gun and Goo right when you enter the mfking house.

Samuel: THERE IS?!

...

Samuel: HOLY SH-T THERE IS!

Daniel: ... Shocking woooooo

Eli: so wait what happens when Goo breaks the vase?

Daniel: idk. They get into an argument, then they go out and don't talk for a while, and basically just make food for each other. Idk.

#i got bored your honor.#lookism #lol #goo kim #gun park #gun lookism #goo lookism #gungoo #gun x goo #daniel park #daniel lookism #samuel seo #olly wang #eli jang #johan seong #bullsh-t #lookism fanfic #lookism fic

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green-alien-turdz · 10 months

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Too many f@gs at the function

#south park #sp fanart #my art #fanart #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #kenny mccormick #stan marsh #butters stotch #sp marjorine #south park fanart #they're playing bullsh!t #sp style #ps sorry to whoever has their username 'gs'

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apparently-artless · 2 days

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sometimes i wonder if luffy is a member of tontatta tribe ( ◡‿◡ *)

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vanmec · 1 year

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You are cast out from the heavens to the ground.

[My Socials] | [Prints]

#this is me back on my bullsh*t lmao #ghost #ghost band #the band ghost #ghost the band #ghost fanart #papa emeritus iii #papa emeritus fanart #terzo #terzo emeritus #my art #oh look more gold because i'm still addicted lmao

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leopardmuffinxo · 10 months

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what if you didn't run this time? what if you stayed, and let love overtake you?

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themakeupbrush · 5 months

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Christian Dior Spring 2024 Haute Couture

#dior #dior spring 2024 haute couture #spring 2024 haute couture #the amount of bland brown paper bag bullsh*t I chose not to post from this collection

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tiny-space-robot · 6 months

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antis: liking fictional murderers is okay, because liking a fictional character doesn't mean you excuse their behavior

also antis: what do you mean you like this character whos a (name literally any horrible crime that isn't murder here)?! you are a horrible person and (crime) apologist!!

#but then again antis are the ones who send death threats to people so their 'we dont condone murder' argument is bullsh*t anyway #proship #proshipping #proshipper #pro ship #pro shipping #pro shipper

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jaxon-exe · 1 year

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Who’s Clone are You?!?!

So stick with me for a sec. Imagine Batman finds a lab set up for cloning by (insert whatever villain/scientist u want)

After interrogating said person bats finds out that they did manage to make a clone but it died shortly after. When asked who’s clone the person doesn’t know, saying that the DNA came from a spot of blood on a batarang that was thrown into a wall as an intimidation move.

Now big problem because all the Batfam have 100% given themselves nicks from batarangs (those things are sharp as f/ck) even bats gets a small cut every now and then so it could be anyone. But whatever the clone is dead so shouldn’t be a problem…

…

That is until one of the fam meets a black haired, blue eyed kid, who jokes about death a lot and who Jason swears feels kinda like the pit…

Que the bats trying to get this ‘Danny Fenton’s’ DNA while Danny does he’s best to avoid both the bats and the Wanyes at all cost because god dammit he’s retired from the whole superhero gig and never going back, plus he already has one rich fruitloop to deal with he doesn’t need two thank you very much.

#dp x dc prompt #danny phantom #batfam #why is it always clones #Bruce u can’t adopt this one #‘bullsh/t I can’t try and stop me’ Bruce Wayne- 20**#Danny ‘why do rich people wanna adopt me’ Phantom #Danny ‘stop chasing me Batman I don’t wanna join ur club’ Phantom #dp crossover #dp x dc #dc crossover

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hoshingi · 11 months

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ethereal 👑

#svtedit #lee jihoon #jihoon #svtdaily #seventeen #*#*gifs #*ljh #*svt #follow to seoul d2 #back on my bullsh*t (endless woozi existing gifs)

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bearotonin-international · 10 months

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*sigh* guess it’s time for some late night bear posting nonsense

#Late night bear posting #The team is back on our bullsh*t #:/

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askblueandviolet · 2 months

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can’t you just…. have your clones help you out??

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MASTER POST

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#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk #lmk fanart #monkie kid macaque #lmk macaque #blue and violet #drawing this was actually more fun than I thought it would be #because SILLY LITTLE MONKIE CLONES :DDDD #I decided that I wanted his clones to be less like LMK canon and more like Wukong's clones in the New Gods: Nezha Reborn movie???#If you guys don't know: In that movie Wukong is in it and his clones are literally just tiny little monkies and they are so cute and silly #but I mean this is just me being silly of course Macaque is capable of making his regular clones #I just wanted to draw this monkie clones like little potatos #he is so done with them and sick of their bullsh*t #don't worry he still loves them deep down

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pichichustudios · 5 months

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Tails

#Tails is a good baby he won’t do middle finger #Tails have enough of Sonic’s bullsh*t 💀#miles tails prower #tails the fox #sonic the hedghog fanart #sonic fandom #sonic #sonic fanart #sonic the hedgehog #sonic tails #sonic and tails

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shesalewa · 6 months

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GUYS. WHAT IF THE REASON WHY GUN IS WEARING GOO'S EYEGLASSES HERE IS BECAUSE GOO IS ALREADY DEAD.

AND IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY HERE IN THE PHOTO GUN ALSO LOOKS DEPRESSED. COULD IT MEAN THAT BY THE TIME THIS SCENE HAPPENS.

GOO IS ALREADY DEAD???

#lookism theory #lookism gun #gun angst #gun x goo #gun park #gungoo #goo kim #goo lookism #googun #lookism webtoon #lookism #lookism angst #ptj universe #ptj what bullsh t are you planning?#some one said this on tiktok and I can't find which video i found it on and now im crying

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newkatzkafe2023 · 5 months

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@lara-legomonkiekid

What if Y/N had six ears and could hear people's true feelings?🤔(The Monkey King's would get caught up in a lot of flirting and they couldn't lie about that 🤣🤣)

Oh his Pride his poor poor Pride😓😓😓

(Lmk Wukong) This dude without a doubt would flirt with you on the daily basis. And he'll go and try to play It off. I see we're just kidding, but your six ears. Can't hear his emotions from down the block. 1 day you straight up flirted with him back with full force and his face,It was so bright red to wear their was steam coming off of it and his heart was pounding. So loud you would think he would die. He tries Convince himself that you're just getting back at him until you finally landed a kiss on his Cheeks and that's how he lost consciousness.

(Mk Reborn Wukong) This dude would try desperately to bury his emotions into the ground. But unfortunately you still will be able to hear them. And sometimes the only way you're going to get them out is if you go and flirt with him yourself. Of course, he will be yelling at you and screaming for you to leave him alone. But with your six years you can hear his heart pounding very fast. This ticking timebomb would not be able to lie to you whatsoever And That's what makes teasing and dating him fun.

(HIB Wukong) Honestly though six ears will be super handy for people like him. There is nothing he can hide from you and because of that. Usually pretend like you don't know some stuff. When he isn't shy, he's grouchy. But your ears help hear his emotions and understand them. I think that's why you two are together because you're the only one who can literally understand him Emotionally.

(Nezha Reborn Wukong) He's the best liar out there, which is why you're six ears are also handy for dealing with him. He can act smooth with his Flirting all he wants. But you know his true attentions you can literally hear them Which is why you got tired of his c*** and straight up. Asked him out on a date and that caused him to have the bane of every old person's existence a heart attack.

(Netflix Wukong) This little half-wit couldn't lie to you even if he tried. You don't need your six ears to tell that he likes you and His flirting is cheesy but he's lucky he's cute. And he was desperately trying to get you to like him And that's when you explain to him that he was already your boyfriend. He was red and silent for the next few hours.

#monkey king netflix #monkey king reborn #monkey king x reader #nezha reborn #lmk monkey king #x female y/n #monkey king hero is back #He on his bullsh*t

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theweddingguest · 2 years

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#dev patel #dpateledit #devpateledit #flawlessgentlemen #edit #back on my bullsh*t

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bailiesartblog · 3 months

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We’ll see how much longer I stay in tumblr with the AI stuff going on, but in the meanwhile, I’m still pretty active on Bluesky (now open to public, no need for an invite code)

#social media #getting real tired of this ai bullsh*t

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