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littletroubledgrrrl · 2 months
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Glomgold, glaring at Sharkbomb: That does it! I’m cutting you out of my will!
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Glomgold: Wait, that’s no punishment! I’m putting you in my will! HA! You owe millions!
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Married... with Children // S03E15: The Harder They Fall
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Watch "Al Bundy's Best Insults" on YouTube
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Stupid Fly's Gold Rush Podcast, Episode 7: "Dave Faustino Goes Balistyx On L.A.": LISTEN HERE
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timeisacephalopod · 2 years
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I love true crime but I don't understand why do much of it has this Tough on Crime right wing bend to it when the only thing about cops I've learned from my interest true crime is that they're incompetent.
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cherry-titz · 6 months
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Hi friends! @1800titz here. This is my contribution to the collaboration, and I’d like to start off by saying that I am so, so, so beyond excited to work with the immensely talented @cherryjuiceblues!! Thank you for working with me Soph :’)
We have loads of goodies planned, and we’d like to kick things off with Mr. Hitchhikerry. (Sidenote: he’s a little late to the party, this WAS supposed to be a spooky piece for Halloween but SHDJDJCJDJD don’t worry about it. Life got in the way a bit, but he’s finally HERE so WOOOO). A little idea based on this reddit post. This one has great big warnings. DARK HARRY. VERY DARK HARRY. With a piece like this, I want to really emphasize: this is purely for entertainment purposes, and there is 0 correlation intended to the real Harry Styles <3 just a spooky faceclaim.
With that disclaimer out of the way, here’s some content warnings: dom/sub themes, choking, (light) spanking, degradation (and praise!) ((some good ol’ LET’S PLAY SIMON SAYS)). THE WOOF WOOF is for humiliation purposes only <3 GREAT BIG WARNING FOR A DISTURBING CONFESSION OF INTENT TO HARM.
Also, I writhe in my seat as I write, wanting to put in lengthy context of prediscussion and safewords and aftercare and everything important I always talk about, BUT. You’ll see. He’s an …interesting character and I tried to keep hitchhikerry true to himself.
PLEASE DON’T HOOK UP WITH STRANGE MEN YOU PICK UP ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AT NIGHT. PLEASE DON’T PICK UP STRANGE MEN ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AT NIGHT. Enjoy ٩(◕‿◕)۶ (WC is 11K)
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She doesn’t do hitchhikers. 
Not figuratively, not literally. 
Y/N was raised outside of the scope of the seventies, post-Bundy and his hitchhiking antics, and since the evolution of serial-killer lore, she’s never been fond of a stranger hopping into her passenger seat and then cutting her up into itsy-bitsy parts to hang around his back garden like string-lights, or something. An ear there, a palm with crooked fingers there. Morbid stuff. 
Y/N doesn’t do hitchhikers, but she doesn’t think about that, hurtling down some back-country road, a poorly lit vale through a field of tall, boundless grass. It’s not the first thought budding behind her skull when she sees his silhouette through the shone of her pearly brights — a blip by the line of tall shrubbery — even a good distance away. And from her distance, he’s just a little blip in a cream, hoodless sweatshirt, feet planted into a bed of patchy grass. Her first sane thought, as she squints through her windshield, has to do with why someone would be out on this road, at this time of night, with no feasible form of transportation, and how. As her Honda nears and passes some fork off, a dirt bend of clearing into the winding field of nature, the man’s hitchhiking, signature thumb morphs into a wave of his arms, and his foot steps out, toying at the edge of the road. It doesn’t quite breach the threshold, but her speedometer decreases enough for her to catch baggy denim, distressed at the knees, and a slow wave of his arms, raised. He doesn’t launch at her car, forlorn, as she passes — thank Christ. But even then, his frame swishes by, out of sight, coated by darkness. She casts her gaze to the rear-view, and the image of him scrubbing over his face with an exasperated palm shrinks in size the further she gets. 
The young woman gets about a hundred feet before she nudges the break with her foot to a halt, sighing as the car settles with a subtle lurch. She makes another glance to the rear-view. Now, she can’t see him, not in the shroud of night, but she squeezes her eyes shut for a second, and then twists the wheel until the car curves. A tire slips off onto gravel and grass with the U-turn, but she steers herself back onto the road and drives into the same direction she’s just come from. 
He looks surprised to see her reverse, form pivoted toward the same headlights that’d just passed him with a crease over his brow bone. Y/N slows and breaks as she nears, absent-mindedly pressing a fingertip over the lock button on her door. TV Girl is still playing quietly from her car speakers when she cracks the window, stopped beside him across the road, and beckons with her chin raised just enough for her cadence to seep through the opening, “Do you need help?” 
“Yes, yeah, I—“ the man makes a quick glance towards the side of the road where vehicles would be incoming, a sharp turn of his chin, and then a step towards her parted window as Y/N twists over the volume toggle. “I just— my car broke down,” he raises an arm and points towards the dirt clearing that slips into the field, “I was coming this way, and my phone’s died—“ 
He pauses, shaking his head down at his converse, his voice a baritone croon with charming, foreign dialect, “I know this is so odd, and you probably don’t want a stranger in your car. But f’you could just order an uber or something, I could give you the cash for it?” the girl watches his ring-clad palm disappear into the front pocket of his denim hastily, only to retrieve a wallet, “—If that’s alright?” 
Y/N doesn’t do hitchhikers. 
And still, her pupils rove over the charming stranger, trailing from his soft dark curls, swiping over his lashes as his head ducks, down the slope of his nose, to the cushiony pink of his lips. Irises graze down his neck and catch a white tee under the collar of his cream pull-over, and they brush down his denim, to his battered, white converse. The young woman watches his hand stretch out, cautiously, a wad of neatly folded cash cupped by pads of fingers with short, yellow-lacquered nails. 
“No, don’t— …I can give you a ride,” Y/N tells him, her tone soft as her gaze wanders over his frame. 
A downward shift plucks at the corner of his plush mouth and his jaw flexes, a hesitant look shaping over his features, “It’s— I couldn’t— s’like a thirty minute drive, and I don’t wanna take you out of the way…”  
His large hand is still stretched out toward her, and she admires the cross inked over the back of his hand, on the fleshy area between his thumb and forefinger. Her brows pinch together, and the window whirs as the glass partition sinks. The girl raises her hand and points back with her thumb. 
“Are you going in that direction?” 
Wordlessly, the attractive stranger nods — a single dip of his chin. 
“I’m going that way, too. I can give you a lift.” 
Another look of hesitancy flits over the curly-haired stranger’s face, a soft, dubious touch to his facial features. He purses his strawberry mouth. 
“If you’re sure.” 
Y/N doesn’t do hitchhikers. 
And still, she slips her hand over the unlock button, and the doors click to signal unshuttering as the man culls his wallet and stuffs the cash back in, sticking that back into his jeans. She watches him wind around her car, his gait trailing behind, and her eyes follow his side profile, bathed in the red of the brake lights, through the rear-view. The passenger door slips open. She rolls her window the rest of the way up. 
“Thank you,” the man tells her in his low baritone, raking fingers through his curls as he slides into the seat beside her and shuts the door. 
He smells heady and fresh — expensive. But it’s not overpowering, by any means. A blend of tantalizing notes; cologne blotted in increments that mesh well with his natural musk. The pleasant scent is the first thing she notices when he climbs into her vehicle. The second is the sculpt of his side profile — lengthy lashes over the crest of his cheekbones, his nose, a plush, pink mouth, a stray curl splayed over his forehead. He’s a little older than her, at least by a handful of years; there’s this innate, aged quality to him, and she can witness it in the shape of his features, in the soft dusting of stubble over his jawline. Y/N catches glimpses of his side profile discretely as the music track shifts, eyeing the bob of his Adam's apple as he cranes his neck back against the headrest. The screen over the center console reads 1:02 AM. 
“Long night?” 
It’s a shit attempt at small talk, but the young woman turns the wheel in her palms, hopeful that the man is interested in something more than an awkward silence, sparsely filled with the mellow keys of electronic-indie leaking from the speakers. She heard him expel a breath more than she sees it in her peripherals, and as the car embarks on another U-turn, he tells her, with laughter suffusing his cadence, “Yeah. Yeah, s’been a long night.”
She does make out that he pivots a bit towards her, and his tone is earnest when he says, “But it’d be a little longer without you, I think. Thank you, again. Feels like I can’t say it enough.” 
Her mouth quirks softly. The young woman keeps a haphazard left hand on the wheel, vision bouncing from the poorly illuminated road ahead and the phone in the cupholder. The LED display lights alive as she swipes her thumb over the lockscreen and toggles onto the maps app, cueing him by nudging the electronic in his direction. 
“Um. If you could just type in the directions— I’m sort of shit in these parts, to be honest.” 
She casts a brief gaze toward him and sees a soft divot pinch into his cheek as the corners of his mouth crook up. His fingertips, warm and rough — calloused — brush over the back of her hand with the handoff, and then his thumbs are working over the screen before an address and a winding blue line of directions with an eta of thirty-four minutes teems the screen. 
“Hi, by the way,” the man says in his honey-smooth cadence, “My name’s Harry.” 
“Hi,” Y/N grins, shooting a bashful glance into the attractive stranger — Harry’s — direction, before fixing her irises up ahead. “I’m Y/N.” 
“Y/N,” the man parrots — God. She could listen to him drone on about the most monotonous topics in that voice. He doesn’t. Instead, he uses that same timbre again to say, “S’a pretty name.” And she has to ignore the flurry of butterflies that swarm her innards at the entirely innocuous compliment and the heat that suffuses her cheeks. “Are you from around here?” 
“Ish. Sort of,” she slows at a curve through the field. Her brows pinch, “I mean, I’ve lived here for a bit now, but I moved from Oregon.” 
“Oregon? That’s sick. Any particular motive?” 
Y/N lifts a subtle shoulder, because there isn’t. She pauses before she answers. “Dunno. Just needed a change of scenery.” 
Harry twists the ring over his pinky and nods down at the motion, lips pursed with intrigue, “Adventurous.”
The young woman’s mouth crooks, because he’s, evidently, from the opposite hemisphere.  
“That’s admirable,” the man motions with his chin. 
Her mouth is still smiley when she rounds another curve, in the opposite direction, and mirrors his dialogue, “What about you? Any motive?” 
“My motive?” his inflection is cheeky and playful, “You don’t think I’m a native?” 
The girl makes a wry sound of amusement; an obvious inclination of disagreement. The handsome man grins, all raspberry-tinted lips and friendly teeth. “Just …visited, and never wanted to leave,” he declares with little expansion on the topic. Simple, short, sufficing. 
There’s a little moment of lull between them when she straightens the car out and the track slips into the chorus. 
Harry shifts in the passenger seat and asks, in that same deep timbre she could sink into and drown in, “Where are you headed from?” 
Where is she headed from? Y/N blinks at the road ahead, digits flexing over the steering wheel. Truth be told, it’s a late hour to be out and about, especially in this deserted neck of the woods. Every cozy little farmhouse in these plains, distant beyond the fields of grass, has lights off. No other car passes. 
“I was on a …date,” the young woman tells him. 
Harry nods and swivels in his seat to face her a bit. “Good date?” 
Y/N pauses, the fragments of the story rolling around behind her skull. And truth be told, …it wasn’t a very good date. But it wasn’t a date to begin with. In all honesty, she’s not about to tell this attractive stranger that she’d driven forty minutes for a routine hook-up with an old tinder match, only to be stood up outside his door. 
He was a character whose path happened to cross with hers for purely carnal purposes, and their flings were like rolls through seasons, rendezvous blotted into her timeline where either had a smidge to make room. She’s not going to talk about that. It’s piteous, basically. The young woman doesn’t risk side-eyeing him. This man seems like he’s well off in that department, and she doesn’t want to discuss her shit intimate life and the way that Cody decided, last minute, that he was more interested in going out for miller lites with his buddies than entertaining the idea of sleeping with her. 
He didn’t even have that impressive of dick game anyways — that’s the brutal candor. It wasn’t that he had this particular lack of satisfaction guarantee, but the sex was okay. It didn’t tick all the boxes or leave her fulfilled, not in the real sense, but it was sex, and it was decent. Maybe the most brutal part is the way she’d driven all the way to see him, even knowing that the sex wasn’t going to be top notch. 
Apparently, her silence stretches too long, and the pause gives away the answer she mulls tactics over hiding. 
“Bad date,” the girl hears from beside her — it’s in this thoughtful sort of way, like Harry’s slotting puzzle pieces together in the lull.   
Y/N shifts her fingers over the wheel, the sound of skin sliding over leather meshing with the starting notes of a Cage the Elephant track. Her thumb toggles over a button on the wheel. She skips it. 
“No,” the girl responds, eventually, but she doesn’t even sound fully convincing to her own ears. There’s this high note to her cadence, and she hears it in her own waver of honesty. She wants to cringe up, a little, at the sound. “Not …bad. Just. Well, you know. What about you?” 
For the first time since she’d gotten back onto the road, Y/N casts her gaze to him. A glimpse, a twist of her chin, enough to take in his side-profile for a smidge of a second, more in a way to incite switching the topic and pivoting the point of conversation than the inconspicuous stare she’d made appreciating his features. The corner of his plush mouth curves up, and he makes a little sound; a puff of air through his nostrils like he’s bridling mirth. 
“Was my date bad?” Harry says, in this playful sort of way. Like he’s teasing her. 
“No— your— whatever you—” 
Y/N huffs. She rolls her shoulders back against the seat, a heat teeming over her cheeks. Why was she so nervous? Why did he make her so nervous? Harry makes another sound of amusement, the cushion of his lips unsealing to display straight white teeth. 
“I was at a friend’s,” Harry expands, opting to stop drawing out the teasing, enough for Y/N’s shoulders (that’d grown rigid) to relax a little against the seat. “Was actually having a good night, believe it or not. And then, you know.” 
Unfortunately, she does know. He’s sitting in her car, after all. 
“Do you know what went wrong with it?” she ponders. 
“Well,” Harry the pads of his fingers over the door, and it takes every fiber in her not to sneak a glance at the motion, not to admire the yellow polish, washed with darkness, dim in the car, “the check engine light was on for a bit, to be honest. But— no,” the man pauses with a little simper, shooting her a glance, “Cars aren’t my specialty.” 
They talk about loads of things — she learns all about his friends and the sort of outing they’d had (game night it’d been, Uno, and he’d beckoned her opinion on a debate that’d arisen — whether a draw four could be stacked onto a draw two). That had spawned another conversation on card games —
(“Is it like Go Fish, then?” 
“No,” she snorts, “not at all.” 
“Not at all?” 
“There’s a board and it’s— more complicated.” 
“There’s a board,” Harry parrots, shifting with his elbow brace on the center console like an armrest, “And it’s just, like. Cards, like, in a deck of cards?” 
“You’ve never played cribbage?” Y/N repeats in disbelief.)
She learns about his job, and his cat, and his collection of vintage vinyls. He’s amiable, and he answers every question she directs his way with this smooth sort of charm. He’s easy to talk to, and the span of the drive cuts shorter and shorter through intriguing conversation. But she leads the way for the majority of the inquiries. 
It’s not until they’re at the halfway mark before he asks his own, rather than redirecting one of hers. 
“Can I ask you something?” Harry drums his fingertips over the plush of his mouth, and Y/N struggles to fix her eyes back onto the road once she’s spared him a glance. 
It takes her a second to hum out an agreement, too. 
“It was a bad date, wasn’t it?” 
The girl expels a breath and drums her fingers over the wheel, casting her gaze onto the screen of directions. 
“It wasn’t even a date,” she confesses, “he was like—“ she blinks, lashes fluttering as exasperation at the reminder leaks through, “A tinder hook up, and we didn’t even end up hooking up.” 
Before he can interject, Y/N tacks on, begrudged, “He wanted to hit the bars with his posse of Mag-con wannabes, instead.”
And then there’s this sort of pause that has Y/N thinking that maybe she’s overshared. The man with the sun-polished nails isn’t an old friend she’s having a gab with, catching up on the phone — he’s a stray man she’s plucked up off some deserted road, and if he judged her for her choices, it’d kind of be justified. Namely, the one where she’d driven out in the middle of the night for impromptu cock. 
And anyways, this all feels a bit surreal — the beginnings of a therapy session with a stranger who’d hopped into her sedan for a lift, filling the void of a psychologist in a great, big leather armchair.  
Except Harry sounds earnestly disbelieving when he says, “You’re kidding.” 
She purses her mouth and readjusts her fingers over the steering wheel. “He sort of …canceled when I was already at his door? Forgot to text me that the plans changed. That’s what he said.” 
“What a dickhead.” 
“Mm,” Y/N hums. 
“He’s a moron for passing up the opportunity,” Harry tells her. It’s not in an awkward way, or anything creepy, either. He’s got this air to him, she finds — an ability to make a comment like with effortless delivery of charm. He’s not even looking at her when he says it, only risking her a brief glance that she catches in her peripherals. She still side-eyes him from her seat in surprise, the edges of her mouth curling up bashfully. 
“M’serious,” Harry says, dimples pinching into place beside the upturned-curl of his plush mouth. 
And the thing is, Harry is so friendly. He’s kind, and interesting, and despite the way Y/N had assumed allowing for his presence in her car would be the world’s greatest chore, she’s pleased to be in his company. 
That’s why she lifts a wry shoulder and tells him, “The sex was bad anyways.” 
The man’s face pivots to face her, then. “Yeah?” he coaxes for expansion in his molasses-slow croon of a timbre. 
“It was just a little boring.”
“Boring?” 
“Not— maybe not boring. Just, you know. There was nothing…” Y/N drums digits over the steering wheel, “I don’t know.”
The man beside her clears his throat. 
“Was he a missionary in the dark type of bloke, then?” 
“Yes,” she responds, almost instantly. Because missionary in the dark is, perhaps, the best way to describe Cody’s sexual nature. Down to the T, practically. She can’t fathom how many times she’d lay there, hoping he’d switch up into something different, something where his hands weren’t resting shallowly on the bed sheets beside her shoulders, something where his face wasn’t tucked into the crook of her neck, his mouth biting back everything but soft hisses of air as his hips rocked at an mediocrely slow pace. 
Harry’s mouth quirks. 
“But not even that, it’s like. He wasn’t bad at foreplay, or anything. It wasn’t the best. But, you know. It was all sort of… plain.” 
The young woman pauses before she continues with an apathetic, one-shouldered shrug, “And there’s nothing wrong with plain. It gets the job done, and, you know. That’s what some people like.” 
There’s a shift in energy, from there. It’s subtle, but Y/N can feel it, and she wonders whether the morph is a one-sided experience. It happens with the honesty of the context, with the way she swears jade winds over her figure from beside, with the rasp of his voice beckoning something playful. 
“But that’s not what you like.” 
Y/N takes a second to answer. “No.” 
“What do you like?” 
Maybe that phrase is where it hits her. Where she recognizes that the subtle shift in energy is not one-sided. Not by any means.
Y/N risks a haphazard glance into his direction. 
“Not …that,” the girl laughs. It’s a nervous, giggly kind of sound, but it’s not because of him.  
It’s different now, she thinks. He’d been so timid at first — all bashful gazes through lashes glimmering under the beam of headlights, hesitancy shaping his features. Friendly dialogue — alluring, but curt in anything beyond friendly. This is different. This is blunt and forward. This is his eyes raking over her, this is his tongue swiping out over the plush of his pink mouth, this is his dimples peeking as the corners edge up.
“What do you like?” Harry asks again, a note of flirty, lighthearted amusement to his smooth cadence.  
Y/N sighs, the corners of her mouth tipping up. “I don’t know. Oh my God. Why are you interrogating me?”
Harry laughs. His brows rise, and he tips his chin down so the green sparkles at her. “You don’t know what you like?” 
“I don’t know,” she huffs, good natured. And then she gives. “Something… rough. Something exciting. I don’t know, pull my hair, make it hurt a little. Don’t… lay there in the dark and…” her speech morphs into giggles, “Groan into my ear about how tight I am while I’m laying there like a dead fish.”
Y/N doesn’t know how she ends up pulled over in some deserted parking lot. She doesn’t know how her headlights end up off, how the stranger’s hands sew into her hair, how his lips mesh softly with hers, hungrily. Well. She does know, but she doesn’t care about the details in between. Because he’s hot, and he tastes of mint, and the tips of his fingers press into her scalp and tug a little when they brush through, when he slips a palm over the nape of her neck through the work of his cushiony mouth. It’s thrilling, and it’s sexy, and it’s dangerous, she thinks, but that thought becomes clouded and pushed back to the dells of her mind. 
“Such a pretty little thing,” Harry murmurs when they disconnect, fingers splaying over her cheeks. Her heart hammers in her chest, and his irises trail after the motion of his thumb, bumpily dragging over the side of her lips, all the way to her cupid's bow. That same pad of his thumb pauses and tugs, drawing her bottom lip down to show the slightly parted seal of her teeth. 
And then he’s taking his thumb away and nudging the tips of his index and middle finger, coaxing, “Open your mouth, open your mouth.” 
The pads of his digits meet the tip of her tongue and prod in, brushing over her taste buds, until he’s tapping onto the center of the muscle and crooning, “Stick it out. Tongue out for me.” 
A little hum escapes her, plucking at her vocal chords when she complies, only for him to trace further with his fingertips and nudge until he strokes the back. He holds them there and makes a little motion with his chin and a soft tut when her irises stay pinned on him, glazing with a sheen of watery protest at the depth of the intrusion. 
“Ah— don’t you gag,” he tells her softly, every syllable of every word coated with these notes of dominance that almost seem …innate — like the headspace is a pair of shoes for him to slip into with ease. 
It’s filthy, it’s so filthy — this stranger’s fingers in her mouth, this man she’s never seen a day in her life, a complete, nameless stranger, not even an hour prior, prodding into the warm wetness behind her lips. And her, following his aimless direction, just to please him. She doesn’t gag through the way his fingers crook, her tongue twitching and her throat bobbing, her sight growing blurry with the coating of sheen. It’s worth it, immensely, when Harry hisses out a soft curse and groans softly, his brows pinched. 
It’s worth it when he takes his fingers away, and Y/N’s jaw is coated with her drool, when her tongue is still out, when Harry says, in this soft, strained voice, like it’s praise, “Christ, you’re a filthy thing.” 
She finds that this impromptu rendezvous sort of gives her whiplash. She’s parked in some empty parking lot with her lights off, and an alluring stranger’s just untucked his fingers from her mouth. Maybe someone would deem this a new low — having a shag with some hitchhiker she’s scooped off the side of a back-country road. But he’s eyeing her like she’s prey, and he rolls from one action like pages flitting and flipping in a book, and every detail keeps her on her toes. She can’t keep up. Y/N pants wetly, like she’s not sure whether to slip her tongue back into her strawberry mouth, because she’s not. 
Not until he swipes another thumb over the tip of the lax, twitching muscle and beckons, like he’s a little amused, “Aren’t you?” 
Slowly, her tongue retreats, and that’s when his hand slips and cups over her throat, and that’s—
Her pulse thunders like it’s straining to beat out from below her skin, and Harry adjusts his grip, that same, wet thumb drawing short, slow lines over the point like he wants to test the race of her heart, like he wants to know that the pattern has skyrocketed since his palm has made homage over her windpipe. The man hums, pupils trailing and lingering slowly. 
“Tell me—“ Y/N shifts in her seat, spine straightening out against the cushion, and something wracks down every individual knob when his blown gaze pins her the same way his palm pins over her neck, “Tell me you’re my filthy plaything.” 
The press of his hand isn’t harsh by any extent, not until she parts her lips to answer — that’s when he nudges a little firmer. A little harder. He cocks his head at her in this condescending way — like her stifled sound of surprise entertains him, like the subtle, almost unnoticeable jolt of her eyelids, widening, pleases him. Judging by the slight quirk at the edges of Harry’s plush mouth, it does. 
Her tummy coils with unanticipated desire. This feels almost scary. This feels like traipsing over a rope, like teetering over dangerous territory, and the sudden spike of adrenaline only has her thighs clenching together harder. Because this is sweet Harry, the friendly hitchhiker, in his cream sweater with his nice smile, and his charming dimples, and his loose, clean curls, with his warm palm cupped over her throat and the pad of his thumb digging into her pulse. He looks fucking hungry. 
“I’m—“ her statement’s muzzled by the press of his hand, an increase in only a slight increment. It’s enough to wrest a garbled sound from the back of her throat. He tips his head. 
“What’s that?” 
“I’m your…” she pauses when he presses harder, again, and this time’s enough to have her feeling lightheaded, her bleary eyes wandering over his face and every muscle of her face battling the light flutter of her lashes. She thinks a dimple peeks from his cheek. Harry lets up.
Y/N siphons breaths like her lungs have been deprived for ages, and not just partly for the timespan of a short fifteen seconds. Still, his palm is glued over the front of her neck — just there. His thumb strokes over her pulse gently. 
“I’m your …filthy plaything,” the young woman confesses in this pathetic little voice that’d have her ashamed in every other setting. But in this one, it doesn’t. 
Arousal creeps through every fiber of being, instead, crawling through her arteries and settling into her veins like a twisted, dark goo. It thrums through her and sinks through to the trench of her tummy, frothing as chills teem down her back. He’s got this glint in his eye, like a dance around a bonfire in the deep of the night — but it’s just a stray street light that casts its shone as a spotlight when he ducks forward a tad, just enough for it to. When he tips forward, his gaze growing half-lidded, lower and lower the closer he gets, it feels like he starts to siphon every breath from her own mouth as his cushiony lips ghost over her cupid’s bow. Even for the smidge of the second it takes for their mouths to mesh again, it feels like the movement is in ultra slow motion. 
The mold of their mouths together, this time, feels a lot less like she’s got her hands on the wheel — the first time had been almost testing, sweet — something soft that’d shifted into something headier, something firmer. This feels like something he guides, something he takes the clear lead in, from the pace of his hungry lips to the exploratory nudge of his tongue against the seam of her own mouth. Her fingers flex over the center console aimlessly, palm straying, and fingertips catching on a part of his cotton sweatshirt. They twist into the fabric softly when Harry’s tongue strokes over her own. A hand settles onto her thigh. It’s not her own.
“Get in the backseat,” he hums into her open mouth, squeezing over her flesh when she doesn’t immediately comply. He’s got this way of dulling her reflexes, crumbling the semblance of her mind to mush, and Y/N is convinced it has more to do with his touch than it has with the time of night, despite the way exhaustion wears at her tired muscles. “Get in the fuckin’ backseat.” 
When her arms strays and she reaches for the door handle, though, he squeezes at her thigh again, and hums out a displeased note of disagreement. “Not like that.” 
Bemused, Y/N shifts in her seat. A glint of something playful glows in the jade when Harry tells her, “You can find another way, can’t you, pet? Go on.” 
Y/N sits in confused silence for all of three seconds before the man sits back a tad and cocks his head, irises flashing towards the backseat with a playful, little grin quirking at his lips. Like he’s suggesting. 
It takes her longer than three seconds to clamber into the back from the driver’s seat, through the slot over the center console, but it satisfies Harry, evidently, judging by the way he palms over the globes of her backside through her stretchy mini-skirt. It’s not very graceful, and if she was less aroused she’d probably find it in her somewhere to be a bit embarrassed, but. She doesn’t. She wriggles over the cushion, instead, settling back. 
Harry has smarter ideas. He toggles the gear on the side of the passenger seat and sets the whole top of it back, like a makeshift day-bed, and scoots into the back of the sedan through the opening. And there’s not much leg room — not for the two of them, not with the whole back of the seat splayed — and there’s not much room for their heads, either, but they manage to squeeze back, and he’s gripping onto her shoulders and twisting her on his own whim before the young woman has a chance to shift around, herself. 
“Get—“ the way Harry manhandles her with a grip on her hips, (once he’s got her slumped, at least somewhat) — with ease, like he’s flipping a page in a book rather than rearranging her whole position in the cramped space of a sedan backseat — that lights something fiery in the pit of her belly. “Hands and knees, baby,” Harry tells her, grunting softly while her limbs scrabble over the pleather. He pulls her back into him, by the hips as she’s physically molded into it, parroting, quieter, “hands and knees.” 
“Itsy bitsy skirt… so easy to just—” Harry hums, this sort of mischief to his cadence — and it becomes blatantly obvious, the reason for it, when his digits creep under, from behind, and his colossal palms hitch it up, “Oops.” 
She’s wearing tights under it. They’re not the fleece-lined kind, despite the bite of chill in the air outside, but they are there, and Harry spans the pads of his fingers over the barrier like he doesn’t have plans to discard them the practical way. 
He doesn’t. The man stripes a fingertip down her core, from behind, over the fabric and the faint hue of cheeky purple that peeks through, and makes this devious sound of mirth when her whole body twitches. And then he draws the same fingertip back up, in the same line, and nudges a bit. 
“What am I gonna do with you?” Harry coos. The third, slow drag has her arching her hips back. “Hm? What am I gonna do?” He takes almost a thoughtful second, tongue peeking out to swipe out over the cushion of his pink bottom lip, before Harry splays his palms over her bum, “Pretty girl… pretty arse…”
And it’s so calm — he’s so calm, so casual, so nonchalant — Y/N doesn’t even sense it coming until he sighs, and then he’s digging the tips of his digits into the nylon, stretching it from her core, and just tearing. Casually. Nonchalantly. The sound of fabric ripping apart coaxes her jaw to slip open, and her pupils stick to the inside of the door, unblinking, as he just tears, and tears, and tears. 
And she’s not even upset, is the thing. She’s not irritated that this stranger’s just torn the crotch of her tights apart — she can’t be, not when he hums devilishly and strokes over her core, a layer closer. Maybe that’s pitiful. Maybe that’s sad, that she’s so fucking horny that she doesn’t care that her tights have been split open with no prior discourse on the topic, but this direction of impulse — the way she’s not even able to try and guess his next move, it kindles something hot and hungry. 
And if she ever has Cody to thank for anything, Y/N thinks maybe it’d be that he’d inspired her to shave and slip on a pair of decently attractive underthings. 
“These are pretty, too,” Harry tells her, thumbing at the crotch of the thong, just over one side. The young woman gives this dreamy little sigh and arches back up into him further. “What d’you want, sweetheart? Want me to give some attention …here—“
Her spine jolts when he nudges the pad of his index right up against her clit, lightly, over the purple fabric, “Maybe? Is that it? Eager girl.”
He draws a featherlight circle over it, and then another, and another until her thighs are trembling. The tip of his digit taps. She nudges back, and he takes it away altogether. An amused sound slips from his mouth.  
“Say please,” Harry demands. 
Y/N jumps as his fingertips trail to her inner thigh, crooking and tickling in the line they draw. 
“Please.” 
Again, he makes a disapproving tut, and Y/N rolls her cheek onto on a forearm, tucked over the seat. 
His eyebrows climb up his forehead, and his fingertips drift up and down the back of her thigh, drawing closer and closer where she needs him most with every lap. Each word is covered with notes of firm dominance. “Not like that. Like you mean it — like you’re pleading.”
Y/N mulls over the words, her heart thundering. 
“How d’you beg?” 
It takes a second for his words to sink in, but then when they do, she croons out, softer, more desperate, “Please.” 
There’s a soft sound of a breath being expelled, the seat crinkling quietly as, she assumes, Harry sits back on his haunches, head ducked. Like it’s not good enough. Her tongue traces out over her lips and she beckons, “Please, please,” each plea prompting a spiral of unfamiliar humiliation — glazed with arousal — to unfurl. 
“Please, please, please—“ each word emphasized with a rock back of her hips. And finally, he touches her. 
His palm cradles a cheek, and he doesn’t sound even slightly impressed. Instead, his voice comes out exasperated when he tells her, “That’s not convincing. You’re desperate. You want something — you need it, you’re pleading.”
“Please— please—“
“Louder,” he scoffs, “Beg. Beg.” 
“Please,” she tries, desperation creasing her voice strained on the syllable, and Harry drags fingertips, airy, across her inner thigh, from bottom to top. “Please, please, please—“
And finally, something clicks. Something slots together, at some point, when she ditches the inhibitions and her cadence starts to border on a delirious sort of desperation. Finally, something works. 
“That’s better,” Harry says softly, swiping his thumb over her clit, “Much better.” 
She doesn’t pick up on that, though, and she’s still begging, pleading, quietly. Quieter, quieter, quieter — the words growing more sparse the longer he spends time honing on her clit, the firmer his touch becomes. 
“Good girl,” Harry coos, his fingertips latching up under the hem at the crotch of her panties, before he tugs, “Good girl. You ask nicely, and I’ll give it to you. S’that easy.”  
He slips a thumb against her gushing entrance and drags it down, tracing careful shapes over the bud of nerves, before he tugs down on the hood and emphasizes on the new exposure by reigniting the touch with the thumb on his opposite hand. Two hand task — very dedicated. 
“S’this all for me?” the man teases, pinching her clit, lightly, between the pad of his thumb and the side of his index. He sounds a little self-satisfied when he declares, quietly, “I’m flattered.” 
Her lips part as a silent, breathy moan wrests from the back of her throat. It happens when the pad of his long middle digit prods at her entrance and nudges in. The thumb on his other hand sweeps, side to side, over where she’d most sensitive, and he stuffs into her further. And they are lengthy — his fingers. She’d seen them drumming over the center console, and smush over the raspberry tint of his lips, felt them coat her tongue, and felt them press against her throat. They can reach further than her own, crooking against her spongy walls, curling when he adds a second before straightening out and scissoring for the stretch. 
“Christ, you’re gushing,” Harry says, and as if on cue, the pornographic squelch of his fingers working crowds the cramped space, “Jesus— d’you hear that?” 
Y/N buries her face in her arms to muzzle the little sounds of bliss that he pries from her mouth. It’s not until he’s proper fucking into her with his digits, the pad of his thumb dragging tight, little circles over her clit, that those sounds escape her. And when they start, they pour in a flood. Because he works so expertly, so deftly — from the pace, to the angle, to the way he hones on her clit with his other hand, and the filthy dialogue he spews in his honey-smooth baritone. It’s everything, everything, and it prompts the coil in her belly to circle and squeeze, tighter, tighter — a telltale prior to its inevitable snap. She clenches over his fingers helplessly.
But then he just— stops. 
The nudge of his digits skirts to a stand-still within her, and his thumb stops drawing circles, and Y/N just squeezes over him like a silent plea. He makes this sound — this mirthy, deviously pleased hum, like her displeasure at his pause amuses him. It’s pure sadism. 
It’s not until she rocks her hips a bit, a shallow, desperate kind of back and forth, that the amusement seems to slip from his tone. 
“Don’t—“ Harry tuts sharply, taking his thumb off her clit altogether to grip at her hip harshly, “Stay still. Naughty, little minx.”
And she does. She stays still when his voice gets hard like that. There’s a bit of quiet between his snap and the subtle freeze-up of her rocking. Soft breaths sew through the lull, but then he talks again, his tone a little nicer. 
“We’re gonna play a little game, yeah?” 
That’s …intriguing. Y/N shifts over the cushion. His grasp over her hip has softened considerably, but there’s still this humiliating heat that swarms her face at the fact that the crotch of her panties is still tucked against her skin, that everything’s out in the open, that Harry’s practically ogling in lieu of touching her. 
“It’s a bit like Simon Says. Except, when you play Simon Says, you hesitate a little, right?”
The man’s thumb presses back to her clit, and she buries her face in her folded arms. 
“And I don’t want you to hesitate. I’ll tell you something to do, and—“ 
His fingers sink into her, and her shoulders grow tense from the bliss. Y/N muzzles her groan. 
“You’ll do it. Sounds easy enough?” 
It does. It’s easy enough instructions, and when Harry pats at the same hip he’d been clutching over and beckons, “Hands back here,” Y/N obliges easily enough. 
Her cheek presses to the cushion, cool against the warmth teeming beneath her skin, and she lets him manhandle and move her splayed fingers to his liking, arms stretched behind. 
“That’s good,” Harry croons in his low timbre, the warm, lewd praise of it drawing chills up the nape of her neck, “Now spread a bit for me.” 
Y/N does that, too. Her finger pads nudge and press into her flesh, coated with the tights, and her digits crook as the tips dig in to splay — to follow his direction, to please him. And it’s shameful, a pinch in her shoulders as her arms reach back, fingers twitchy, imprinting into her own backside with little divots as she opens herself up for him to do nothing. But his satisfied little hum sends an unfamiliar sense of accomplishment spiraling through her veins. The way his warm palm rests on and pets over the back of her thigh along with it feeds something new and starving. 
“Good girl. There you go. See? S’easy.” 
Y/N makes a little sound into the seat, and her fingers flex as Harry pumps his own digits, a steady rhythm of in and out, paired with a hum from him that sounds absolutely pornographic. 
“Such a good girl,” the man tells her, fingers crooking, but the praise isn’t enough to muffle the bemusement that wracks her when he says in this devious hush, “Let’s try another. Bark.” 
Bark. 
It takes a second for the command to register past the immediate threshold of the pleasure curling in her belly as he strokes at her spongy walls. And when it does click together, his word settling past the membrane of bliss, her initial thought is that she’s definitely misheard him. Because that’s …sort of a ludicrous request. The young woman sounds strewn between groggy and muzzled when she cranes her neck a bit over the cushion and beckons with a confused hum. 
“Bark,” Harry repeats, “like a dog.” Simple and nonchalant. 
Bark like a dog. She’s midway through creased brows, a strained raise of her head, and a baffled what, before the man stills his fingers and takes a grip over her wrist, sliding her hand away. 
And then he smacks her, hard, with his palm on one side, in the same place where her digits had dug in to spread herself open. 
It’s loud, and it stings, and it sends a shockwave through her nervous system, strong enough to have everything buzzing on alert as her forehead pastes to the seat and the parted gap of her mouth struggles to mute a gasp. Maybe the most surprising part is that the hurt feels good, that the sting morphs into something else as it fizzles and ebs, that the hammer of her heart spikes this famished, unfamiliar arousal coursing through her when he doesn’t even bother stroking over the bruised skin. It’s definitely hard enough to leave a ruddy mark under the tights, and Y/N blinks down at the faux leather, wordless and a little gobsmacked. 
And then Harry sighs in this way that’s so …disappointed. And the calmness of his inflection, grouped with the irony of the harsh hit… that has a chill climbing up her spine. 
“That’s not how you play the game, pet.”
He says it in this eerily nonchalant note of disdain, like he’s not just casually tattooed the shape of his hand onto her backside with a blow. Like he expected better. Like it’s a little mishap they’ll gloss over. She doesn’t even realize she’s still got a vice clamped over his fingers until he shifts the digits in her, coaxing her core to flutter around him. Harry sighs again. 
“Did you forget the rules, baby?” he asks, cadence soft and basked in condescension. The man strokes over the heated skin, the same spot where Y/N is sure a subtle welt has peaked to the surface below the thin veil of the sheer tights, “I tell you to do something and you do it, right?” 
Her knees are starting to ache a little, a soreness settling into the joints, but she doesn’t even mind it when his fingers pump again, slowly. 
“That’s how the game goes. Right? I need an answer.” 
She makes a soft sound. A little sound that’s not protest. A little sound that’s not outright agreement. It’s a whimper into a void, but everything about him and his touch lights something alive in her. And she wants more. She’s dizzy off of it when she manages out a breathless, “Yes.” It’s a short word that comes out in a breath, like she’d been holding the air in her lungs. 
Maybe that’s why she’s dizzy. 
“Are we on the same page? Let’s try again, then. Bark.” 
Y/N shifts over the seat. The hand he’d moved has splayed helplessly to her side, and the fingers curl and uncurl as the weight of the suggestion hits her. Because that’s— it’s humiliating. It’s demeaning, and it’s strange, and the fact that he demands it has the tips of a fire licking up at her insides. The young woman makes an uncharacteristically pathetic noise. 
Harry sighs. 
The split second of hesitation is enough, apparently, for another slap, just as hard, in the same spot. It has her rocking forward and clenching over his digits again. Harry’s quick to correct her posture with a hand on her hip, guiding her back in a way that lacks gentleness. 
“I said, bark.” 
This time his voice is harder. Meaner. Y/N gives. 
She gives because the tips of his fingers prod at this heavenly spot inside her, because her skin smarts in a way that has her practically drooling, because she’s dizzy, and hungry, and desperate. Her thighs are quivering when she gets out a half-hearted woof, her lips shaping over the word like the task is a chore to get out. 
“Better—“ another slap, aimed lower onto the back of her thigh, has her hips jutting and the straight line of her spine twisting up, “—but not what I’m looking for. Try again.” 
She doesn’t even aim to please, is the thing, when her yelp overlaps with another smack. But it morphs into something surprised and deliciously pained, and evidently, it’s enough, judging by the way his touch smooths over the stinging skin.
“Oh, baby,” Harry tells her, his fingers stroking like he’s smudging the pink-tinge of bruising, “That’s pathetic.” 
And it dawns on her then, that there’s no winning with this game. When he tuts and tells her, absolutely patronizingly, “So desperate for it, she’s barking like a stray.” 
It dawns on her that she doesn’t want to win. She doesn’t care, because his filthy dialogue, as demeaning as it is, just draws her wetter and closer. As if to highlight on it, Harry crooks his fingers and tacks on, “You’re leaking all over the seats, pet.” 
And she is, she’s sure. It’s a dirty game he plays, and she loves every part of it and more. It has her writhing when he draws circles over her clit, it has her aching for more when he guides her hand back to her backside with a squeeze and a wordless coax to keep spreading. 
“Gonna let me fuck you?” Harry pulls the digits out, dirtying what’s left of her tights and smearing sticky wetness over the back of her thigh, “Hm? Gonna let me—“ his belt clinks as he unbuckles it, and then comes the soft sound of a zipper, its teeth unlatching, “—fill you up?” 
“Glovebox,” Y/N mumbles, hips shifting back when he pets at her thigh. 
His pupils flit, sticking to the back of her head, before they jump back down to his handiwork. Harry’s tone sounds absent-minded and mirthy when he asks, “What’s that?” 
“There’s condoms in the glovebox,” she expands, a little louder than her prior murmur, bracing on her forearms to cast her gaze back at him over her shoulder. 
And he looks rugged in this boyish, youthful way, then, is the thing. The corner of his mouth jolts, lopsided, and a stray tendril has flopped over his forehead. His hands are on the undone buckle of his belt, and his fly’s down, and he sounds absolutely amused when he says, “Are there?” 
There are. 
“You’ve prepared for this, then, have you?” Harry sets a palm onto her hip, squeezing as a dimple pinches into his cheek, “Condoms in your glovebox …like a proper dirty whore?” 
Coyly, she blinks, cheek nuzzled to the seat, and she watches him stretch his arm out for the glovebox as he knees away. 
“I’m always prepared,” Y/N settles on, softly.
The glovebox slips open. There’s rummaging — his torso turns to face it entirely, and then he gleans a shining, golden little packet, tucked between the pads of his digits. The young woman wriggles her hips. There’s this glint of fiery …something. Something playful, something lewd, something hungry in the jade, when he clambers back over, steadying himself with a palm on her tailbone. It coaxes her spine into a pretty, sharper arch.
“You do this a lot, do you?” Harry teases, “Pick up strange men, let them fuck you?” 
She hums in agreement as the man takes the little gold square, snug between his teeth, fingers working quickly, pushing buttons through slots and tugging his cock out. 
“Maybe I do.” 
He tears at the wrapper with his teeth. She knows, because his next words come out a little muffled. 
“Is that right?” 
It’s not. It’s so out of the norm, so far from the usual, but Y/N would be a masochist to string out the arousal that’d built between her thighs in lieu of letting Harry span his palms over the globes of her ass in the backseat. Harry, with his cheeky smile and his sunshine, short-trimmed nails. Harry, with his denim-tethered bulge dragging over the back of her thigh and his filthy tongue shaping crude dialogue.  
She doesn’t see him as he tuts from behind, but she can picture it; his palm cupped over the base of his shaft as he rolls the condom over and then presses the tip against her teasingly. 
“Wanted to be fucked like a dirty whore, is that it?”
Her “yes” stretches and ebs and splinters into a whispery hiss when Harry nudges forward and stretches her out. And then he’s beckoning for her hands, one hand splayed over her hip and the opposite coaxing at her shoulder, tugging and jolting in gentle nudges, mouth shaping over firm, “Hands, hands, give me your hands — behind your back— that’s— just like that.” 
Barred from scratching at the seats with his firm, warm grip binding the joints hostage, Y/N presses her cheek to the cushion. She slumps into his willpower, gives into him, the smush of her face sweaty on the cushion, jolting with every rock forward. The young woman clenches over him helplessly. Soft sounds slip past her lips, pried out by the nudges of his hips, over and over, again and again. Her fingers stiffen and flex, and the arch in her spine shifts when the head of his cock bumps that delicious ridge so deep in her — and it’s like Harry senses it, the way her entire body grows taut like a string. He goes at that too, prodding, again and again, until a whine plucks at her vocal chords. Every shallow jolt of his hips sends waves of paralyzing bliss licking over her insides. Every nudge forward has her slumping more. And when he talks, Y/N barely registers it over the rush of blood in her own head. 
There’s been little things that fall from his mouth — soft curses and hisses as he slides in, hums and groans when he bottoms out, readjusting his grasp over her wrists. Words, though — now he’s saying words. They’re still in that gentle baritone, this sort of luring croon. 
“Come on, baby. Come on — got a stranger’s cock in your pretty, little pussy—“ Harry’s voice catches on a strained note as he pulls out—
…A sigh as he rocks back in, “—and …you’re not gonna struggle?” 
A warmth stems from his grasp, behind her back, and as if on reflex, her digits crook and flex. The danger of the words don’t even register. Because, yeah, he’s right. She’s got a stranger holding her restrained, rocking up against her, and all that peaks in her at the filthy dialogue is a bud of deranged arousal. She doesn’t shoulder forward though, doesn’t try to pull her hands apart, doesn’t sag forward, not even a little, too concerned that even a minute shift will alter the delicious intensity of the angle. 
“Not even a little bit?” Harry tuts, grinding forward, one more time, slow, and then he squeezes over her wrists hard and picks up in pace. Just until he settles into a hard tempo of short, deep thrusts, and her shoulders are aching from the way he pulls her arms back. 
His words blanket her with this patronizing sort of humiliation — the kind that has her spongy walls pulsing over his length and chills erupting from the nape of her neck to the creases between her shoulder blades. “You make it so easy.”
So easy for a stranger to fuck her — so easy, pulling over in some desolate parking lot. So easy, letting him wrap a palm over her throat and stick his fingers past her lips. So easy, following his every command for the reward of his hips pummeling against her own. 
And it’s easy to get close with the way he works into her, tip bumping into a spot that sends waves of pleasure coursing through every millimeter of her nervous system. The kind that has every muscle stiffening to stone until the wave ebs. It’s so easy to lurch higher and higher, closer and closer, when his touch digs into her joints, rendering her helpless to his crude affections. When strained grunts and sordid words fall from his mouth, when his other hand slips from her hip and knots into the hair, at the roots, on the back of her scalp, only smushing her cheek into the seat with more pressure. 
“Fuck,” Harry groans, the pace of his thrusts stuttering as he picks up the tempo into something merciless, his digits flexing into her hair and his body weight sagging onto her frame. 
Every time his balls slap against her clit, teasing where she wants that attention the most, she feels the spring draw tighter, lips smushed to and gaping against the seat. And then he readjusts his grip, lets one of her hands free while he keeps the other pinned, and he coaxes, “Touch your pretty clit, baby. Make yourself cum all over my cock.” 
Y/N makes it to the crest before he does. It’s her fingertips sloppily winding loose shapes over the bud of nerves, it’s his cock hammering down into her, it’s the pinch in her shoulder, and the way Harry’s grip grows harsher over the hand he still has pinned, the closer he gets himself. The way his digits are still flexed at the roots of her scalp, the way his moans and curses are garbled with pleasure with each pump. The way her helpless fluttering, when she tips over the peak, draws this long, sordid groan from him as he cranes his neck back. And then he slows, ducking his chin to watch below through slow thrusts. 
“Dirty girl, cumming all over a stranger’s cock,” Harry swipes with a thumb where the mesh, toying at the seam of her hole when he goes deeper, again, slow. 
And then his grip on her wrist gets hard again as his fingers flex, and he holds onto her hip and guides her in a steady-paced, back and forth bounce over cock. He chases his own releases, every motion rough, and full of control, and so brimmed with this unfamiliar hunger. She’s mush by the time his head tips back, and he gushes ribbon after ribbon into the condom. She’s mush when his grasp over her wrist grows lax, when he knees back clumsily on his knees, when he discards the condom, wrapping it into the confines of its wrapper, when he fixes her purple panties back over her crotch and strokes over the back of her thigh with an amused huff. 
“Alright?” Y/N vaguely hears Harry say from behind when she doesn’t instantly sit up, his voice bordering on amused. 
That’s. Yeah, Y/N thinks. She’s great. There’s still this rush of blood in her ears, and an ache in her joints that interweaves with the soreness of her muscles, but it’s all in such a good way. She makes a barely coherent hum of agreement and rolls her shoulder forward, planting her palms onto the seat to sit up and glance at the time over the display in the front of the car. It’s nearly three in the morning now, and it hits her then, that she’s so tired. She’s so tired, she feels like every piece of her energy had been strewn up and pulled tight on a rope, and now it’s all wasted away. 
Harry gets it. Or he seems to, at least. Sleep beckons her with a whispery croon and a soft touch. The corners of his mouth crook up, and he pats at her hip. 
“Hop up, pet. D’you want me to drive the rest of the way? S’just a little bit, now.” 
Y/N doesn’t do hitchhikers. She doesn’t let strangers into her car in the middle of the night from some empty road, she doesn’t fuck them in the backseat, and she certainly doesn’t let strange men drive her car to some unfamiliar location, only lacking being undisclosed from its visible street name on the GPS. Y/N doesn’t do any of that. But she nods weakly and lets their roles flip. She’s mid-raising the back of the passenger seat by the time Harry jogs around to the driver’s seat and slips in. 
In the rear-view, her reflection greets with her unshed tears and bloodshot eyes, mascara smudged below. He turns to face her and strokes a hand down her thigh. He picks the same hand up and sets it onto the gear-shift. Switches to reverse. 
The first thing he says from the front of the car, strawberry mouth quirking as his eyes direct to the back-up camera, is, “I’m sorry about your tights. I hope that was alright.” 
When they pull up to the motel, Y/N doesn’t ask questions. There’s only been a span of, maybe, ten minutes passed between the parking lot and their final stop of the night before Harry pulls into a parking spot and shuts the car off. 
He tells her, “This is my stop.” 
Y/N doesn’t do hitchhikers, and exhaustion wracks at every sinew of muscle in her body. She half-expects him to wordlessly hop out of the car. He doesn’t. The man fixes her with a smile, and says, “Could I get your number, maybe?” 
It’s not an odd request by any means, but if she weren’t so tired, maybe she’d ask more questions. Her pupils would wend over the shoddy motel sign, and the shit cars parked beside them, and she’d wonder what the hell they were doing parked in front of some abandoned-looking motel. She’d ask why this was his stop, and not a home. Instead, she pulls a napkin from her glovebox and digs for a pen. She scribbles her digits and hands them off. In the brush of the cool air, from the night, when she clambers out to swap spots with him, she wraps her arms about herself. When she takes a seat into the driver’s side, she expects him to walk away. He doesn’t do that either. Instead, she rolls her window down when he beckons, and Harry leans onto the car and tells her, “Get home alright, yeah?” 
It’s a miracle when she hobbles up the steps of her apartment complex, when she pries open the front door and crashes into her sheets. The blankets envelop her like a warm hug, and she doesn’t even bother pulling off her tights. 
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It’s a week before she gets a phone call. There’s no texts, and the morning after, when she’s greeted with radio-silence, she thinks that maybe she’d dreamt the whole thing. 
Her tights, ripped at the crotch, prove otherwise. 
She’s in bed, days later, when her screen lights up with a call. It’s an unfamiliar number, and curiosity peaks before she swipes over the answer toggle. 
“Hello?” 
A gap of silence, a breath, and a familiar, smooth baritone on the other end of the line. 
“Y/N.” 
There’s a little sound of the bedsheets stirring as she freezes up. He’s caught her off guard. A little laugh plucks at his vocal chords, tinny on the other end of the line, like he’s amused by the stretch of lull. Her lips part, the corners of her mouth inching up as she hears a sigh from him that seeps in all the way to her eardrum. But she doesn’t have time to contemplate what to say or how to say it, because he doesn’t let her get a word in before he’s talking again. 
And his next words are not a playful jest at her lack of response, or anything friendly, really. In fact, the confession, said so nonchalantly, causes chills to erupt down her arms. 
“I was going to kill you that night.” 
The chills aren’t the initial reaction. The initial reflex is the crook of her mouth to morph bemused, the pinch between her eyebrows, and this sullen feeling of dread that twists up in her stomach. A laugh bubbles in her chest, because, what the fuck? 
But then he keeps talking. 
“Thought about draining the life from those pretty eyes the second you rolled your window down,” the voice on the other end sighs, and it’s got this sort of …reminiscent quality to it. Like he’s tracing the steps of the night back to its starting point. Reliving it when he tells her, “It’s such a thrill, you know. Taking that from someone. So intimate.” 
The young woman doesn’t make any sounds, kind of appalled by the sick joke. Because it is sick, it’s disturbing, and it’s a twisted way, at the least, to strike up a conversation if he’s …looking to do what they did again. This isn’t the Harry she’d met on that night. This isn’t the same one who’d worn the cream sweatshirt, and talked all friendly with this smooth, wholesome charm — this wasn’t the man she’d let into her car, this wasn’t the man she’d let do all those filthy things to her, in the backseat of her sedan. This doesn’t feel like the same man at all, and she wishes she’d been aware of the sick sense of humor to his character before she’d let him …violate her. Y/N’s just about to budge in with a disgusted comment, tell him off for calling her so late at night to mess with her, but he beats her to the edge of the gap, yet again. 
Except this time, he sounds sort of frustrated, and the phrase comes out like a scolding, the tone of his cadence firm and irate. “Didn’t your mum ever tell you not to talk to strangers? …Didn’t anyone ever tell you not to trust strange men on the side of the road? S’just …bloody stupid.” 
He laughs. It’s this soft sort of chortle she’d been so charmed by that night — it’s identical, except then, it was this sweet sound full of wholesome mirth. Now, it feels cold. Odd and detached. Surreal.
“But you… you made it so easy,” Y/N listens to every word that comes through the line, hanging onto every syllable of the empty threat as dread churns her stomach. His words from that night crowd behind her skull. You make it so easy. “So friendly, so sweet. Just wanted to chat on and on. I was going to kill you, and you wanted to have a shag—” 
Harry tuts. Her heart hammers behind her ribcage, and she only realizes that her breathing has slowed and that her grip on the smartphone’s grown white-knuckled when it shakes against her cheek. She’d let him drive her car. She’d let him get into her car, she’d let him lure her into pit-stopping in a deserted parking lot, she’d locked the doors, and dimmed the lights, and let him open her up with his fingers and his cock. And then she’d let him drive her car, and take down her number. There’s a moment of mortifying silence.
Harry sounds deadly serious when he tells her, “Don’t you ever pick up another hitchhiker.”
The line goes dead. 
Y/N calls back. The number she reaches belongs to a payphone, unanswered.
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Some Like It Hot
Pairing: Eddie Munson x Steve Harrington x Fem!Reader Summary: Here’s the situation: It’s the hottest day on record in the state of Indiana and your best friend Eddie Munson’s AC just went out. When going through your list of friends with a pool, the only person you can think of is Steve Harrington – your coworker. And that’s all he is: your coworker. But little do you know, he has a budding crush on you that he’s been too shy to show for fear that you’ll reject him – or be a lesbian. So, when you call asking if you can come take a dip in his pool, he’s more than happy to oblige – even if it does mean sharing you with Eddie Munson. Rating: Mature Warnings: SMUT / fingering / drinking / smoking / face fucking / dom!Steve / devilish sub!Eddie / etc.
 “Jesus H. Christ,” Eddie groaned, lifting the hem of his Hellfire shirt to wipe the sweat off his forehead.
The two of you were sitting on the floor of his trailer passing a bowl, much like you did on Fridays after school. However, this time the AC was broken and the heat was becoming unbearable. Despite tacking blankets over the windows to trap in the cool air, the dark living room remained sweltering.
Eddie dramatically rolled onto his back and fanned himself with his shirt. “C’mon,” he said, twisting onto his stomach. He hoisted himself up onto his elbows and bore his dark eyes into yours. “You’ve got to know someone with a pool.”
You sighed. “I mean. I do, Eddie. But–” You bit your lip. Today just wasn’t the day to have both of your worlds collide – both of your worlds being your best friend, Eddie Munson, and your “work bestie,” Steve Harrington.
“But what?” Eddit questioned, tugging at his long hair.
“But it’s Steve.”
“Who?”
“Steve.”
“The Hair!”
“Yes, Eddie. ‘The Hair.’”
Eddie knew about Steve and Steve knew about Eddie, but the two had never formally met. Although you knew the guys beyond their stereotypes and exaggerated reputations, you knew that both of them could be overprotective when it came to certain matters i.e. you.
“Fuck it,” Eddie said, shooting up to his feet. “I don’t care if it's Ted Bundy who’s got a pool, I can’t stay in this Mordor another second.” With a determined look on his glistening face, Eddie stomped down the hallway to disappear into his bedroom.
This left you with nothing else to do but kill the bowl and call Steve Harrington. So, you took a couple good hits and dug out the crumpled up Family Video receipt with his number on it from your pocket.
“Hello?” Steve answered after the first ring. There was a pop hit you couldn’t quite recognize playing in the background.
“Steve!”
“Heeey! I was wondering when you’d finally call.”
You laughed into the phone. “Your wish has been granted,” you teased. This was the basis of your friendship with Steve: innocent flirting that never amounted to anything serious – the way a healthy work relationship should be.
“So, what’s up?” he asked.
“I was wondering,” you said, tracing your finger over the wall phone’s curves. “Could I come swimming maybe?”
“Swi– You wanna come swim– Of course you can come swimming! Are you kidding me?”
“Great!” You exclaimed. Then you cleared your throat. “Is it possible I can bring someone?”
“Another chick? Hell yeah, you can bring as many as–”
“Actually… It's my friend, Eddie.”
“Munson?”
You remained silent.
“The Freak?”
“Steve,” you said, the slightest twinge of a plea evident in your voice. “His AC is out,” you pouted. “And I’m really fucking hot.”
For a moment there was silence. Then, further away from the phone’s receiver, you heard a growl-turned-roar. In your head, you pictured Steve biting into a pillow; you covered your mouth to keep him from hearing your giggles.
“Fine,” Steve said, returning to the phone.
“You’re the best, Harrington,” you beamed. Just as you hung the phone up, Eddie returned from his bedroom. He’d replaced the Hellfire shirt with a sleeveless Metallica tank and swapped his ripped jeans for black swim trunks.
“‘You’re the best, Harrington,’’’ he mocked, making a face, as he slid into a chair at the kitchen table to pack his lunch box with weed.
You playfully narrowed your eyes at him. “What happened to not caring if it was Steve Harrington’s pool we were going to?” you asked.
“I don’t care,” Eddie said defensively. His eyes stayed focused on separating his pot into baggies. “I just think it’s funny how you talk to him.”
You rolled your eyes but let it slide. Although Eddie was your best friend, there was an unspoken sexual tension between the two of you. It ebbed and flowed throughout your friendship, as you both shared intimate details about your hookups with other people. But at the end of the day, you always seemed to return to each other.
“Come on,” he said, closing the lid to his black lunchbox and standing up from the table. “Let’s hit that pool up.”
The ride to Steve’s was a short one. The speakers blared a Black Sabbath song while the AC pumped out crisp air. “Well, shit,” Eddie said with admiration as he steered the van onto Steve’s street. “Feel like I’m going to The Ritz-Carlton.”
You silently agreed; Steve, unlike you and Eddie, came from money. It was evident by his two-story house, the bountiful garden lining the front yard, and the BMW parked in the driveway. In fact, the only thing the three of you seemed to have in common was a lack of parental figures in your life. But on days like today – like most days – that wasn’t much of a problem.
“Alright, princess,” Eddie said, putting the van into park. He looked at you with a grin. “We’re here.”
You ignored the typical dip in your stomach at the pet name “princess” and got out of the car. Over time, you’d learned you just had to ignore Eddie’s word choices. Even though it felt like he had a natural knack for knowing what types of pet names spiked you with arousal, you also knew it wasn’t worth obsessing over or looking too far into. You and Eddie were just friends – best friends.
As you walked up the driveway, Eddie paused. “Wait, what about your bathing suit?” he asked.
You kept walking towards the door. “You’re the one who wanted to swim,” you said. “I’ll watch.”
Your knuckles rapped against the oak front door. You glanced up at Eddie, giving him an eager smile which he returned with a wink. When the door didn’t budge and there was no sign of life behind the glass-stained window, Eddie leaned over you and speedily pressed the doorbell.
“Jesus Christ, hold on!” you heard Steve yell from inside. Moments later he was opening the door, greeting you with a smile.
“Come here, you,” Steve said, pulling you into a hug. As his arms wrapped around you, you inhaled a whiff of his expensive cologne. Then his hands went tense. “Munson,” you heard him say.
For a moment, there was a tension in the air as Steve and Eddie acted like two dogs sniffing each other’s butts, sizing the other one up. Then Eddie held up his black lunch box. “Brought goodies,” he said. And like that, the tension dissipated.
Steve led you both through the house, explaining how his parents were gone on a business trip. “Well, my dad’s on a business trip. My mom went to make sure he behaves.”
As he opened the door to the backyard, you couldn’t help but stand in awe. Tall trees scratched the sky while beneath their branches, the bean-shaped pool glistened in the sunlight, begging to be enjoyed. Sun-tanning chairs topped with yellow cushions lined one side of the pool, while on the other side stood a grill, a cooler, and a boombox playing a popular pop song.
“Damn, dude,” Eddie said. “This is nice.”
“Yeah, yeah,” Steve said, brushing off our admiration. “Make yourself comfortable. There’s beer in the cooler over there.”
Eddie’s eyes brightened at the word “beer” and he made his way over to grab a cold one. While his back was turned, Steve zeroed in on this opportunity to speak to you alone. “So, where’s your bathing suit, missy?” he asked. “Going skinny dipping? ‘Cause that’s totally allowed.”
“No,” you laughed, shoving his shoulder. You tucked your hair behind your ear. “Eddie’s the one who wanted to go swimming. I just wanted to get out of his trailer.”
Steve frowned. “You know you’re always welcome to come over here, right? You don’t always have to hang out with Mun–”
“Hey, Harrington!” Eddie yelled from the cooler, interrupting. “Is this music coming from the radio or a CD?”
Steve’s brows stitched together in confusion. “Uhhh, the radio, man. Why?”
“Oh, thank God,” you heard Eddie mumble. “Just wondering, bro,” he called back.
Steve looked at you. “Why’d he ask me that?”
“He’s probably just wondering if you’d deliberately listen to Hall and Oates,” you answered. Offended and confused, Steve searched for the right rebuttal. But before he could get a word out, Eddie was back with three beers in hand. He tossed a can to Steve and opened one for you.
“So, who’s ready to dive in?” Eddie asked. He chugged his beer – yep, all of it – and then set the empty can on the concrete. Next, he pulled his shirt over his head, revealing his ivory chest covered in randomly placed stick-and-poke tattoos. And no matter how many times you’d seen it, it still gave you butterflies.
“I could go for a swim,” Steve shrugged. He effortlessly pulled off his t-shirt as well and tossed it to the ground. Now this was a new sight for you: Steve shirtless. Where Eddie was pale and toned, Steve was tanned and lanky with a happy trail teasingly sneaking into his coral-colored swim trunks.
Feeling that your mouth was suddenly dry, you took a long, generous sip from your beer.
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After you dealt with their persistent whining about you not coming into the pool, you made yourself comfortable on one of the lounge chairs. It was about four o’clock in the afternoon and the sun was perfect, slipping between the tree branches just enough to toast your skin. You were more than content to lay out in your shorts and tank top, soaking up the sunshine, sipping your beer, and listening to the radio while your friends seemingly got along in the pool.
Wait, what?
You pushed your sunglasses on top of your head and squinted into the pool. Your eyes found the two boys conversing in the deep end, too far away from you to make out their words. You still couldn’t get over the sight of them: Eddie, with his messy hair all the frizzier after getting wet, his guitar pick necklace still wrapped around his neck; and Steve, with his thick locks still perfectly falling into place and a genuine smile on his face.
“Hey,” you called. “What are you guys talking about?”
They shared a laugh and then looked at you. “Nothing, princess,” Eddie called. There he goes again calling me “princess,” you thought, feeling your cheeks burn for a reason that didn’t involve the sunlight. You rolled your eyes and returned your sunglasses to your face.
You’re not sure how much time passed after that. You’d lost yourself in the moment: savoring the sound of the cicadas buzzing in the high trees paired with the light splashes coming from the pool; feeling the music flow through you the same way the alcohol was, intoxicating your bloodstream, but just enough to give you a nice, warm buzz. You were so relaxed, in fact, that you didn’t notice the two boys standing on either side of you.
“‘Princess,’ huh?”
Your eyes shoot open. You scramble to push the sunglasses back to the top of your head, wincing as your eyes adjust to the now waning sunlight.
“What?” you say, clearly confused.
“Munson over there told me you like being called ‘princess,’” Steve says amused. He’s standing beside you dripping wet, the hair on his chest slick against his skin. You try not to stare.
“I never said that,” you snap.
“You don’t have to,” Eddie says with a smirk. He gazes at Steve proudly and points to you. “See what I mean?” He looks back at you with a smile. “Works every time.”
“What the hell are you talking about?” you say, growing irritated that there seems to be a conversation going on that you’ve been sorely left out of. Frustrated, you yank your sunglasses off your head and clasp them onto your shirt.
“Aw, don’t get fussy,” Eddie says, taking a seat at the end of your lounge chair. “It’s just that,” he says, playfully poking your foot. “Every time I call you ‘princess,’ your face turns all red. It’s cute.”
You’re squirming in your skin, a horrible mix of oh-God-I’m-so-embarassed and Jesus-fuck-I’m-ridiculously-turned-on, when Eddie thankfully takes the pressure off of you by standing up to retrieve his lunchbox. “Anyway, I have just the cure for the fussies,” he says, giving you a wink.
You watch him walk over to his lunchbox, leaving wet footprints in his tracks. His swimsuit is sinking dangerously low to the point that you’re not sure how it hasn’t revealed his ass crack. When he turns back around to walk towards you, you avert your eyes from the subtle “V” of his torso that points to the bulge outlining his soaked trunks.
Standing beside you, he bends down and smirks. “Here you go, princess,” he whispers, placing a perfectly rolled joint between your lips. You watch his thumb strike the Zippo lighter and relax as the flame ignites the tip. You inhale deeply.
After one more hit, you pass the joint to Steve, immediately feeling the effects of Eddie’s drugs. Steve taps the ash into an empty beer can before bringing the joint to his lips. You can’t help but watch the way his eyes half-close as he inhales, his Adam’s apple slightly bobbing as he does so, and admire the cloud of smoke that spills from his lips and melts into the twilight sky.
He hands the joint to Eddie. “You know, he’s right,” Steve says, casually placing a hand on your knee. “It is really fucking cute.”
Your eyes become glued to his hand on your skin. “This is– wow,” you say, sweating. “You guys are being very flattering, but it’s not that big of a deal. I can’t help it if my face changes colors with certain words.”
“It just… begs the question,” Steve continues, squeezing your thigh. “What other words can get a reaction out of you?”
“Steve,” you say with a nervous laugh. Your eyes watch his hand work up your thigh. Your legs slightly spread instinctively.
“It’s okay if you like this, you know,” Eddie says beside you before taking a puff. His eyes are becoming brimmed in red and he’s got a goofy, sincere smile on his face. “But if you want us to stop, we’ll stop,” he promises, glancing at Steve who agrees with a nod.
“N-no,” you respond a bit too quickly. You’re not sure what’s happening – if it’s the beer or the pot or the vitamin D – but you’re not about to miss an opportunity to have both Steve Harrington and Eddie Munson do, well, whatever it is they’re thinking about doing to you.
“No?” Eddie repeats, cocking his head to the side. He leans down so that his eyes are locked with yours. He tucks a strand of hair behind your ear and then caresses your cheek. “You hear that, Harrington? She doesn’t want us to stop.”
And with that, Eddie grabs your jaw and pulls you in for an aggressive, fervent kiss. His body is wet and cold against you, but his mouth – his mouth is delicious: warm and wet, his tongue begging to play with yours.
On the other side of you, the weight on the lounge chair shifts as Steve scoots closer to you. While his hand continues to teasingly squeeze your thigh, he buries his nose behind your ear. His lips plant soft kisses behind it, and then down your neck, where his teeth lightly graze the tender skin. “Hey, Munson,” he murmurs, his voice thick and husky. “I think she likes it.” As the words leave his mouth, his hand finally finds itself over the warm center of your pants.
“Is that so?” Eddie says into your mouth, pulling away from you slightly. He kisses along your jawline, to your other ear, so that now you have one guy on each side of your neck covering you with kisses. “You like this, princess?”
You eagerly nod. “Y-Yes,” you choke out, tossing your head back in bliss.
“Fuck, it’s almost too easy,” Eddie laughs. His hand moves to your chest, cupping your breast through your tank top and squeezing roughly. “It’s almost like you’ve dreamed about us doing this to you,” he muses, nipping at your sensitive skin. His hands drift to the bottom of your shirt and he gently begins to pull up. “May I?” he asks.
You give in and let him pull your tank top over your head, leaving you in your bra and shorts on the lounge chair. Steve’s hand remains over your shorts, earnestly rubbing over your warm center. “Yeah?” he murmurs into your ear. “You been dreaming about this, princess?” he asks. Then his fingers are on your zipper, trying to open up your fly just enough for his hand to slide in.
Your hand flies on top of Steve’s, guiding it exactly where you’ve been desperate to feel him. “Yes,” you whisper, eyes rolling into the back of your hand. His fingers slide over your slick folds before hovering over your clit teasingly. Eddie’s groping your breasts over your bra, biting your shoulder and collarbones. “Yes, I’ve fucking dreamed about this,” you seethe, grinding your teeth.
You feel both of the boys’ lips form into smirks against your skin. They give each other a look like they’re mentally giving the other a high five, before they’re back to spoiling you with their touch. You’re not sure how much more of this you can take with the restraints from being outside: you want to get naked, you want to get fucked, and you want to see what and if there might be anything you could watch the boys do to each other…
As though he were reading your mind, Eddie says with a bit of trepidation: “You got somewhere a bit more… accommodating… we could go to, Harrington?”
Steve lets out a rugged sigh and then reluctantly pulls his hand from your shorts. “Follow me.” He leads you and Eddie back inside and up the stairs. As he holds your right hand, Eddie trails behind you holding your left.
“Here we are,” Steve says, opening the door to his bedroom. You take a step inside, still unsure if you’re really in Steve Harrington’s bedroom with Eddie Munson right now.
“Now where were we?” Steve purrs, cornering you beside the foot of the bed. His hands tenderly hold your face as he brings his lips to yours for a kiss that he himself has dreamed about for months. His kiss is slower than Eddie’s – careful and calculated, like his tongue is studying every square inch of your mouth and committing it to memory.
You’re lost in the sensation of his tongue gently stroking your lips for entry, when behind you, Eddie’s arms wrap around your waist. “These, I’m afraid,” Eddie says, mouth pressed against the conch of your ear while his fingers snake into your still unzipped shorts, “are gonna have to go.”
Before you can register what’s happening, Eddie is slowly traveling down your body in parallel with your pants, getting onto his knees behind you. You feel your shorts hit your ankles, and it’s just as you’re raising your foot to kick them off that you feel Eddie’s fingers dip into your warm, wet center without warning.
“Oh, my God,” you whimper, unsteady. Your fingernails dig into Steve’s forearms as you cling to him for balance. “Ah, shit,” you croon, gently grinding your hips onto Eddie’s fingers establishing a rhythm. Steve pulls away just long enough to study what’s happening in front of him, before sporting a satisfied smile and returning to your lips.
Eddie continues to push his silver-ringed fingers inside of you, but it’s not enough for him; he needs more. He takes out his digits and then squeezes your ass with both hands, spreading your cheeks apart. “God,” he growls, sinking his teeth into your flesh. “Your ass is so fucking nice.”
You let out a yelp at the sudden contact of his teeth on your skin.
“Jesus, Munson, what are you doing down there?” Steve asks.
“Clearly more than you,” Eddie says smugly.
At that, Steve pulls away to take a step back. Part of you feels like freezing, scared that Eddie’s self-righteous comment came a little too harsh on a sensitive Steve Harrington. But the other part of you is experiencing too much pleasure, and you can’t help but bend over more to give Eddie better access to all your holes. All you can do is hold the edge of the bed for balance, Eddie’s face absentmindedly in your ass, and look up at Steve with your big, innocent, doe eyes, like you had no idea how you ever got yourself into this predicament.
“Well, fuck,” Steve says matter-of-factly. He continues to walk backwards until he’s pressed against the wall, tugging at the drawstring of his swimsuit. You watch his long fingers fumble with the knot while Eddie continues to press his tongue against your tight hole. Finally, Steve’s swim trunks fall to his ankles and his rock hard cock springs out, clapping against his torso. To your surprise, Steve stays there, content against the wall, and takes his erection into his hand.
Eddie, sensing something’s changed, looks up from your ass and spots Steve against the wall. He smirks. “You just gonna watch and take notes, Harrington?”
“Fuck you,” Steve mutters, eyes taking in your posture over the bed.
Eddie chuckles. “Oh, that can be arranged, pretty boy,” he promises.
Steve’s jaw clenches. He pushes himself off the wall and storms towards Eddie.
“Whoa, whoa, whoa,” you say, taking a step away from Eddie, immediately missing the feeling of him behind you. “Calm down, Steve.”
Eddie, still on his knees, simply looks up at Steve with a giant grin on his face. “What is it, Harrington?” he asks, bringing his fingers to his lips. He loudly sucks your juices off his fingertips. “You jealous of what I can do to our girl? Or are you jealous I’m not doing it to you?”
Suspended in shock, you stare at the boys in anticipation.
Steve takes his cock back into his hand and strokes it, staring down at Eddie with his head tilted. He looks like he’s fuming – chest rising and falling, face red and wet with sweat. But then he’s taking another step towards Eddie until there’s practically no space between them. “You know what?” Steve says. “You sure do talk a lot.”
Eddie’s eyes, which have been glued to Steve’s this whole time, dare to travel down his shoulders, over his chest, until he’s staring at the red tip of Steve’s cock in his hand. Raising an eyebrow, Eddie regains eye contact. “You gonna do something about it?” he quips, and you realize that all of this is a game for Eddie, a test to see just how far he can push Steve to realize and act on his darkest desires.
Without a word, Steve grips the back of Eddie’s hair. Using his other hand, he slowly traces his cock around Eddie’s mouth, teasing entry. Eddie, completely pleased to play along with Steve’s teasing, sticks out his tongue patiently. Unable to hold back any longer, Steve finally pushes his cock into Eddie’s eager, warm mouth.
“Fuck,” Steve seethes, watching as Eddie takes him all in. It’s obvious Eddie’s done this before by his skills: the darting of his tongue along Steve’s shaft, the soft humming that sends vibrations throughout Steve’s whole body, and the length at which Eddie’s able to swallow him. Steve can hardly think straight.
Without thought, you walk towards the pair until you’re standing behind Eddie. You massage his shoulders and gaze at Steve. “He’s doing such a good job, isn’t he?” you say half-joking. But at your words, Eddie lets out a whimper around Steve’s cock, and suddenly his hand is fumbling to get inside his swimsuit.
“What was that?” Steve asks, tightening his grip on Eddie’s hair as he pulls his head harder onto his cock. “I couldn’t quite make that out, Munson.”
Eddie’s staring up at you both with this look of pure desperation on his face, tears brimming his giant, chocolate eyes. His face is the color of strawberries and cream – so pale with the brightest shades of red tingeing the tip of his nose, the hollow of his cheeks, the expanse of his forehead. You sweetly pat his head, wiping his wet hair out of his face, while Steve continues to face-fuck him.
“I think he was trying to tell you that he likes it,” you offer, tucking his hair behind his ears. You slowly lean your body against Eddie so that he’s backed up to your legs with nowhere to budge. “Is that right, Eddie-baby?” you coo.
Another whimper slips from Eddie’s mouth as his hand furiously jerks inside his pants and his head weakly nods. Muffled words attempt to penetrate the air, but Steve doesn’t care what he’s trying to say. He just smiles and continues to pump his cock down Eddie’s throat.
“You know, Steve,” you say after a while, fingers still curling around Eddie’s hair, nails tenderly scratching his scalp. “I think Eddie might deserve a reward for sucking your cock so well.”
At this, Eddie’s eyes roll into the back of his head, his whole body falling slack against your legs, exhausted from having his pretty little face fucked.
“Yeah? What’d you have in mind?” Steve asks, removing his cock from Eddie’s mouth with a pop. Lazily, he drags his dick over Eddie’s face, occasionally slapping it against his cheek.
“Well, we could start by putting him on the bed,” you say, moving your hands back to massaging Eddie’s shoulders.
Steve looks less than happy. “You hear that, Munson?” he says. “Our girl thinks you deserve a reward. What do you think of that?”
“I-I think it sounds good,” Eddie chokes, much less confident than he was pre-Steve-Harrington face-fuck. Wobbly, like a newborn deer, Eddie gets to his feet and rubs his Adam’s apple. “I’ve gotta say, Harrington,” he says, voice hoarse, “you’ve got one big dick.”
Steve awkwardly chuckles, rubbing the back of his own neck. Hell, it looks like he might even be blushing. “Yeah, man,” he bashfully agrees. “Sorry about that.”
You roll your eyes at their awkward exchange and guide Eddie onto the bed. “Come here, baby,” you coo. “Lay down.” You prop two pillows against the headboard for him to lean against. You turn your head over your shoulder to look towards Steve. “You come here, too.”
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sarnai4 · 28 days
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A Quest
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I hereby propose a quest for all Dagur fans. It begins with watching every episode of Rob/Dob and then RTTE. During this time, you pay an unhealthy amount of attention to every Dagur scene, probably memorizing a few too many lines along the way that you will inevitably think throughout daily life, thinking them only so that no one gives you weird looks.
Next, once all canon material is consumed, you look up his voice actor, David Faustino, and watch Married...With Children. Doing so will let you know how little Dagur would actually sound in the fanfics when he is a child. You will also have a very happy moment since the Bud Bundy character has a scene with knife early on and you'll only be able to imagine him in Viking attire and with red hair since this is clearly Dagur in real life form.
The Faustino exploration doesn't end there because phase 3 involves thinking about what Dagur would do in real life, including what music he would enjoy. After listening to David's "I Told Ya," you'll be able to hear Dagur rapping which is just as odd yet fun as it sounds.
You're getting closer to the end of your journey, so you begin reading and writing Dagur fanfics that explore his psyche and relationships. You probably also begin making some posts here on Tumblr to bring more love his way. Yes, you're overthinking just about everything you've ever seen or heard that involves him, but this can be practice for writing essays and creating debates backed with evidence.
Afterwards, you begin making fanart that is surprisingly more difficult to do than expected, but the time is worth it. Even if trying to figure out how to draw him in different stages of his life make you a little deranged too, the finished result still makes you pretty happy.
The last step...finding a Dagur in your life. Probably don't do this since I didn't specify good or bad and the latter would be very dangerous. If you can find a good one, well done. I'm both happy for and jealous of you. I'm stuck at phase 5, so please share your secrets.
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tokufan400 · 1 year
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Something fun I learned a while ago
In Legend of Korra, Mako is voiced by David Faustino
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This might not mean much to some people, but to me, I know him for another character: Bud Bundy from Married with Children.
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Anyone who has watched this show will know that no matter what, Bud has never gotten a stable girlfriend in the eniterty of the shows run. Dating two girls that end up dating each other after breaking up with him is just the type of luck that Bud would have. The fact is happened to Mako is just funny to me.
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furryprovocateur · 7 months
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that one scene in married with children where bud says to the dog "well it's just you and me" and for the sake of a joke they cut to the inner monologue of the dog saying "uh oh, i've seen porn that starts out this way" raises so many in-universe questions. ostensibly the first one is how is this dog watching porn? i don't think the bundy household had a computer but even if they did, how would a dog use it discreetly? secondly what is the porn that this dog is watching? like the implication is it's bestiality like donkey video type stuff but he's saying it in a bad way like so does he find this stuff accidentally and or is he into it but just not feeling bud? thirdly is he OH FUCK **the entire universe implodes just to kill me**
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vomitdodger · 1 year
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Al Bundy predicts Bud Light Fiasco.
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shipcestuous · 11 months
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If someone has watched "Married... with children", I would like to know more about Bud and Kelly. I only watched the Russian remake of the series, and that is one of my favorite incest pairings ever, so I would want to know more about the original. Incest Subtext TV Tropes page describes them as this: "Married... with Children has Bud and Kelly. Bud always rags on her skankiness, Kelly has many comments about his sex life (she seems to be jealous of his blow-up doll). She enjoys when he acknowledges her hotness or achievements. "If you weren't my brother..." Kelly comments after Bud does something really nice. In one episode, she seductively leaves lipstick marked kisses on him. Together they create the Bundy Bounce and she has him drooling. A date (Corey Feldman) disses Kelly cause she won't put out, so Bud purposely gives him the measles. Kelly cruelly gets revenge for Bud on a girl who humiliated him. When Bud discovered Kelly's knack for counting cards while in a Vegas casino, he got down on one knee right there and shouted, "Marry me! Damn the law!""
In both the remake and the original series siblings also don't end up with any of their love interests, which I loved.
(in addition to previous ask) If someone knows Russian, then I totally reccommend the remake, its name is "Cчастливы вместе". Last seasons of this show were unique content (not an adaptation of the American version), and we got shipcest moments, such as: siblings playing husband and wife, body switch and - unbelievable - the AU episode where they're not brother and sister and they get engaged!
Wow! Russian remake for the win.
I've seen some episodes of Married With Children but not enough to really talk about Bud and Kelly's dynamic. However that is quite a list from TV Tropes. I've always wondered about watching that show for them but I haven't gotten there yet.
I didn't know that the siblings end the show single. That is a HUGE plus for me.
"Marry me! Damn the law!" - I need a reaction gif of this for the reactions page.
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