Adam: ok damage control, I can salvage this
The damage control: finding any excuse to touch the detective, with renewed fervor
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bor’dor: i’m gonna grab the angel’s head because i’ve never felt one before
bor’dor: casts inflict wounds
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All I can imagine right now are all the artists downloading this and lining up to sue the fuck out of Disney and Ali Selim for using their art for the Secret Invasion credits🤣
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*asks the corpse a question*
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LEE LONG SHI igs 25.03.24
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Little girl pointing at the hamsters: RATS!
Me: No, hamsters. Those are rats behind you.
Her pointing at Yule on my shoulder: HAMSTER!
Me: nope, rat
Her dad: This is what it’s like having a kid 24/7.
Her: NO I’M NOT I’M FOUR
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My Dutch player putting his character's height as 185cm because I told him samurais were pretty short
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Batman #427
“The Joker: Just Another Victim of Reaganomics”
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Hades: people who talk in their sleep scare the hell out of me. Poseidon talked in his sleep one time saying “he’s here.” Bitch. Who is here?! 😭😭
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Honest to God work dialogue I just had over the phone with a customer:
Me: ok, I have your business hours as 9-5 and your address as X. Is that correct?
Customer: yep
Me: great, we will pick up on Monday. Do you have any questions for me?
Customer: yeah, do you have my phone number?
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that time backstreet boys did a collab stage with smap 😭 except for kimutaku everyone in smap is fighting for their lives
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i want both the mango and the sad stfu
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So sick of me to think that people would find me attractive 🤩
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jason todd, the kind of man to get locked out of editing his own wikipedia page.
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