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#archive of our own#ao3 quotes#ao3 stuff#archive of our own quotes#fanfic#fanfic quotes#funny#ao3#ao3 tags#i wrote it drunk after having real life gay sex#so everyone cheer for me#i think this is the funniest shit ive ever read bro#I’m still laughing as I post this#bro im lightheaded#from laughing so fucking much
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This was going to start as just recreating sprite art from Superstar Saga but then I just began doodling expressions. The top right doodles do go together and have to do with my backstories for the bros. And then there’s just an angry Luigi because...I wanted to practice faces.
(reblogs with tags/comments are appreciated. Asks are too! Thankyu)
#super mario bros#mario mario#luigi mario#mario bros#mario#luigi#mario nintendo#luigi nintendo#mario and luigi superstar saga#for those 2 sprites#i rlly had fun with those#drawing luigi that cute did actually make me lightheaded though#im fine now dw#tw injury#tw implied abuse#mario was not okay when they still lived in the city#he does not understand self care and when enough is enough..#drawing mario upset actually hurt by the way. like. thats my childhood hero.#good news is i drew the super cute mario after it.#germdraws#germ draws
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anyone else thinking about how okuyasu has like NOTHING in terms of merch. literally fucking nothing. no official plush, no nendoroid, actually nothing. im so mad.
#❝ ♕ 𝙗𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧. / ooc.#( BANGS MY FIST ON THE TABLE I WILL THROW HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS AT THEM TI PERSONALLY FUND OKUYASU MERCH )#( literally NO OTHER JOBRO gets SHAFTED as much as he does in terms of merch .... )#( he has ONE plushie and its ugly as sin im NOT buying that shit bro )#( i become lightheaded thinking about it and how upset it makes me oooooooooooooooooooough )#( NONE of the merch execs are seeing heaven for this )
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cursed intrusive thoughts, knowing i hated the whole experience and wish to never never have it happen again: but what if we did it again but deliberately this time. and then didn't go to hospital. and didn't try to stop the bleeding.
#personal#tw sh#tw suicide#im just. WHY#i got damn close to fainting at the time and like i was *determined* not to faint bc what if my bro had wondered what was taking me so long#and opened my door. and seen me. i was not willing to take that risk#but like im not particularly good with wounds of that depth anyway let alone on *myself*#anyway i got through it. and only felt a bit lightheaded shortly before the doc started the stitching. thought of telling her but it improv#so i didn't bother. i continued to ask questions anyway#but yeah im just. so tired at my brain right now
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no yeah its ok i can stay up a little later and work on my fic its only 1120 i can be productive i dont need sleep [visibly dying on the spot]
#overdue sleeping before midnight? its less likely than you think#i might tho im so tired bro#gn gay people in my computer gn google doc that i wrote 4 pghs on#ok that was a joke when i wrote this but i am Genuinely getting lightheaded now ok bye#the overdue asteroid strikes again
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e-1! And if I'm way off base, please...explode me with your mind, these are just the Vibes I get;;;;
omgomgoMGOMGOMGOMG HANKSTHOMPSON LOVE OF MY LIFE THANK YOU !!! ! <333 i may be biased but i think u r on the nose 200% accurate entirely correct <33 thank u for letting me pass the vibe check 😌 i am going to scream into a pillow now i am literally so happy i think i am gonna pass out i am lightheaded with joy ilysm bestie thank u !!!!! <333 and if u r wrong then no u aren't i will simply reinvent myself so that u r right 😌😌
#lmao THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! ily bestie <333#ur actually rlly spot on .. 4 the albums#i listen 2 a lot of OK Computer (fave album rn radiohead loml) & nirvana & artic monkeys n the fact that u think i give off nirvana vibes..#fANTASTIC 😌😌 thank you for this u made my year better i am framing this and pinning it up on my wall <333#the drink u r spot on .. .#and 2 be perfectly honest and expose myself as a fake danocel .. . bro i have not seen LMS yet . i am so sorry. i am a fake and a fraud.#but from what ive seen of dwayne hoover omg i wanna be him so bad. i wanna be exactly just like him so bad so thank u thank u thank u <3#lmao tbh i would not know what id do if u told me i was any of the other characters besides maybe .. . brian wilson hehe#idk if i was eli sunday like i got on them uquizzes.. . . must be the christianity/catholic upbringing leaking thru 😬 am a sucker for#when actors go ham on crazy religious sermons tho <33#idk take this rant how you will lmao i am honestly just lightheaded and i feel like im floating ur response has made me ecstatic i hope you#you got me kicking my legs and grinning like an idiot and covering my face w my hands n ohh man <33333333333333!!!!!!!!#have a lovely day week month year forever and ever and ever !!! i hope u find everything u need and are surrounded by kind n cool people#like u !!!!!!!!!!!!! ilysm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3#hanksthompson#fr i am going 2 cry thank u this is so cool of u thank u i am giving u a kiss on the cheek ily <3 thank u for making me smile#TUMBLR BETTER NOT MESS UP THESE TAGS PLS TUMBLR I AM TRYING 2 GIVE HANKSTHOMPSON A SMALL NOTE OF MY APPRECIATION N DEVOTION N LOVE FOR HER!
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steriod injection directly into joint? 0/10 do not recommend :(👎
#thats shit fucking HURTED!!!!#the nurse was like dont you feel better like No i still feel the fucking needles going into my bone#like you injected the numbing and then less that a second later did the actual injection. bro the numbing dont work immediately!!!!#after they were like are you lightheaded? and im like HOW COULD I NOT BE#DO PEOPLE JUST WALK OUT PERFECTLY FINE?#wails
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a million pain forever
#so fucking lightheaded rn#fuck periods bro :( im literally just tryna live my life#forgot to#day thoughts#thats how#bad it oe#w#ow
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Pussy from that agonizing old man would've been fire I'm telling you Freddy close the door you're a kid I'm gonna fuck your murderer
#luly talks#THE MOANING. BRO. I'M GOING COLD STILL THINKING OF IT#im lightheaded man i need to eat something#SO FUCKING GOOOOD QJAUQUUEHRHWHE WILLEYYYY
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Shit
I think I just got spoilers for chapter 7 and now i dont wanna do it anymore-
#i got lightheaded then zoned out and felt my heart sink to my stomach in a matter of seconds#shittttttttt#naurrrrrrrrr#bro#i cant#if this is true#fuck#no#i will whole ass sob and break please#if it really is real let me never play that chapter and just live in denial pls im begging
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big bro gepard i need him so badly ... but also dilf gepard w his big strong arms from being captain of the silvermane guards
hes js so patient usually but after a looong day he's just letting u feel what he feels oh im lightheaded 4 him..!
dilf geppie deserves to be serviced :[ he’s risking his life everyday for wht he believes is worth protecting — the most precious of human life and it must be so exhausting to have such a responsibility on his broad shoulders for so long. though he’s a seasoned fighter and a skilled tactician easily living up to the landau name, what does a man like him do after a long day ? or better yet, what does he need ?
the warmth of his step-daughter of course <3 these days he finds himself slumped into a chair, sipping on an expensive drink while you figure out wht way to best please him. cowgirl so he can see your tits bouncing as you ride him ? or maybe even reverse so he can see the jiggle of your ass ? perhaps a sloppy blowjob or better yet, placing his cock between your plump tits to jerk him off. his length was always uncomfortably hard and he needed no one other than you to hold after each tiring day.
i also imagine dilf geppie to have loss some of that princely and intimidating edge. with age he grew stronger and brawnier and it replaced his cold and boyish charm with something more effortlessly mature and refined. I’d also like to think that he has such biiig fingers now which are perfect for stuffing his daughter’s little mouth.
#𝚜𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚕𝚎𝚜 ⪩⪨ .𖥔 ݁ ˖#geppie ❤︎#I’m also half asleep typing dis btwwwww#but ! !#slowly I feel more comfy taking abt geppie ^\^#ofc m still learning abt him so this may not be a great depiction of him#but this is how i see him at da moment >_<#gepard x reader#gepard x reader smut#gepard landau x reader#tw:incest
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stepbro rafe teaching reader how to hold and shoot and be safe around a gun since theyre always around the house and he doesnt want her being unsafe!! like he has the glock out and going over the safety and reader is just totally dazed and looking at his hands while he does and he has to refocus her attention
this request is driving me crazy omg .
whenever ward is gone / presumed dead / actually dead or whatever he’s doing rafe gets crazily obsessed w being the ‘man of the house’ n ‘handling business’ and u can’t even fault him on that bc it’s so sexy hehe 🫶🏼
he’d approach you in his lil clean pressed shirt n slacks and sit you down like “theres some things i gotta teach you, alright? when you come from a… powerful family, there’s gonna be people that wanna take that from you. now, y’don’t have to get all scared alright, im protecting you—‘kay? but i want you to know…" he presses an unloaded pistol on your palm, letting you feel the weight of it. “…how to protect yourself if it ever comes down to it.”
so he drives you out to the forest where he’s set up targets, parks up his car and opens your door for you. the whole journey you were kinda jittery n scared bc you didn’t wanna shoot a gun, its too scary :(
“rafe, i don’t know. this is scary.”
“got nothing to be scared of, kid. im gonna help you out. s’my duty now, okay? im in charge now. i gotta look after you all.”
so u trust him ofc and he comes behind you and positions your arms and wraps his around yours, kicks your legs a little wider and suddenly ur a lil lightheaded n dazed because <33 ur step bro is just so strong n smart <33 can’t help pushing ur ass into his crotch just a little everytime he tells you ur doing a good job.
when he catches onto u being distracted n horny he just tsks, asks if you’re listening and tells u it’s important, but u get more and more bold, pushing ur ass into him more n getting all whiny n he just says fuck it and quickly dissembles the gun (which is really hot lol) and tucks it in his waistband before dragging you to the car so he can fuck u doggy style in the back seat :((
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LET ME YAWN
BF!Gojo X Reader
a drabble
Synopsis: Gojo is the type of man who will never let you fall asleep in peace
CW: established relationship, fluff, gojo is an asshole but in a funny way, nipple touching? But not nsfw
Word count: 347
AN: bro i promise im working on ur guys’ requests. college classes r just kicking my ass rn okay. also it’s hard to come up with new sex positions. this is extremely self indulgent, very little plot. i hope it brings u joy. I’ll produce more smut soon
“Let me yawwnnnn!” You whine
“Nuh uh. You can’t steal all the oxygen in here. You have to pay the tax.” He retorts, with a shit eating grin on his face.
You pout at him, before you feel it again. The impending yawn. You start to yawn and he immediately starts screaming into your open mouth, causing you to break into laughter and ruining your yawn for the FIFTH time in the past 2 minutes.
“What the fuck is wrong with you?” You try to get the words out in a serious tone, but you can’t help but giggle through your words.
He ignores your question, and just blurts out
“Hm, it seems you’ve overpaid on your taxes, looks like we owe you a refund” before blowing a raspberry on your neck.
Against your will, you break out into laughter yet again. Trying to get away from his jokes, you shuffle away from him on the bed, before he traps your legs with his.
“Where do you think you’re going?” He demands, now leaning up on his elbows and watching your upper half move away as your legs are anchored between his.
“I’m going somewhere that’ll let me yawn!” You flop down on your back, unable to move any further with the way Satoru has your lower half pinned to the bed, and he takes the opportunity to move close to you again and run his hands under your shirt.
His cold fingers brush up and down your body, tweaking your nipples playfully, before lifting up your shirt and yelling:
“BABY BACK RIBS?!” As he starts blowing more raspberries on your ribcage, and tickling your sides.
You’re left with no choice but to laugh until you’re lightheaded, completely at the mercy of your goofy ass boyfriend. You blurt his name out between your guffawing, and while he can’t help but tease you, he feels his entire body warm at the sound of you screaming his name out between laughs. He sees your smile, your reddening cheeks, and your eyes squeezed shut out of pure joy.
What a beautiful sight to him.
#jjk x you#jjk fic#jjk x reader#jjk#jjk gojo#gojo#gojo x reader#jujutsu gojo#gojo fluff#gojo x you#gojou satoru x reader#gojo satoru#gojo x y/n#satoru gojou#gojo drabbles#jjk fluff#fluff#Spotify
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vaquero kyle 😍 (the reader forced him to dress like that, bro was not having it)
The main 4 are at a qunice (do wtv you want with this bit)
After awhile reader gets horny and stupid and takes Kyle to the bathroom to do 'stuff' :3
bc he looks SOSO good in his outfit
I have a really bad thing for shit like this idk why
Nah because he’s be so done when you ask him to dress like that 💀
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Mi Vaquero<3
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Genre: Fluff + Smut
Synopsis: Vaquero Kyle‼️‼️ y horny reader obvi 😝
Kyle Broflovski x f!reader
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“I cant believe i actually did this..” Kyle sighed, frustrated. “It’s fun! And plus, you get to see part of my culture!” You laughed. “Why did they have to tag along, AND WHY IS KENNY IN A DRESS!?” He pointed at Kenny, who was checking himself out in a dress. “ “Él solo es parte de las damas!” “Huh?” “Nothing.” You smiled innocently. “Damn I look hot.” Kenny grinned.
“Anyways, who’s this quinceañera for anyways?” Kyle asked, as the cumbia started playing. “Oh, just my cousin.” You said, looking for your phone in your purse.
“Oh, okay. Well, what’s going to happen?” Kyle asked. “You’ll see, just, follow my lead. The boys can find their way around.” You giggled, and Kyle started to get a little nervous.
“What if I ruin it all!? What if I accidentally spill something? What if I ruin the- I don’t know!” He was starting to panic, and you brought your lips to his. “You’ll be fine, hun. I promise.” You smiled at him.
“BUT IM JEWISH-!” “KYLE JUST TRUST ME.” “HOW!???” “JUST THIS ONCE BABY!?” “Fine.” “Yay.” “….” “…”
“Prima!” You heard a voice yell. “Ah, there’s the girl.” You smiled at the girl who was now fifteen. Kyle just watched behind as you two talked about things.
“Oh, my mom’s calling me.” She said, and then waved, walking away.
“That’s your cousin?” Kyle asked. “Yep, the one and only.” You sighed.
“Well, c’mon, we gotta go out! The boys already went out, so we should too!” You said and grabbed Kyle’s hand, running out of the dressing room and out into the area.
“Oh shit- (Y/n) calm down!!” He said, slightly panicked. “Shh, c’mon, dance with me, vaquero!” You said, now having both of his hands in yours. He was now calming down, as you two danced to the cumbia romántica.
(Murder me, but I have no idea what else to write, sooo…)
You guys have been here for only a few hours,
Yet you were so unbelievably horny.
Just because of Kyle rocking that outfit. He had you blushing without even knowing.
“Hey Kyle..” you mumbled, tugging on his belt.
“Hm? Yeah, baby? What’s up?”
“Can you bring me to the room really quick.. it’s really hot..” you asked.
“Uh, sure?” He knew what was going on, he’s just teasing.
You grabbed his hand and let him to the gust bedroom, when the door closed, he locked it and you immediately laid your head on his chest, sighing.
“Kyle I need you..”
“Yeah?”
“Mhm..”
Kyle laughed at your neediness, as you started taking his belt off. He pulled you into a kiss, and you felt yourself getting wetter and more pathetic by the second.
You need him.
You pulled away and took his pants down, slowly due to the lightheaded feeling you had. He connected his lips to your neck, kissing the exposed area. You lowly moaned but he covered your mouth.
“You don’t want your family hearing your sounds, right angel?” He asked as you got on top of him and shook your head. “No..” “then shut your pretty mouth, would you baby?” He commanded, and you nodded. You just needed him in you.
You put your panties to the side and aligned yourself with him, and slowly brought yourself down to his dick. He pulled you in a kiss to muffle out your moans.
It took some time, but you finally got used to his size and started riding him.
Man we’re you in for a looooong ride ;)
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Necesito ayuda 😨
#pyr0x10np0stz!#south park#kyle broflovski x reader#kyle brovlofski#south park fluff#south park smut#kyle broflovski x y/n#south park x reader#south park kyle
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literally been suffering from brain rot over threesome with Suayeon 😭 like soft dom Suayeon idk im just weak bro
[11:40 pm] “you’re doing so well, princess”, bora’s hot breath hit your ear as she praised you in a low voice, almost a whisper. your back was pressed to her body leaned against the headboard, sitting in between her legs as siyeon’s head was buried in between your own.
a moan escaped through your slacked jaw when you let the back of your head hit bora’s shoulder. siyeon’s tongue dipped inside and back out your tight walls, your thighs trembling under her fingertips. bora took the opportunity to start switching between kissing your jaw and running her tongue underneath it, hands putting pressure on your nipples simultaneously.
“you look so beautiful when you’re falling apart for us”, siyeon purred before licking her lips to get your taste in every inch of her mouth while she filled you up with two fingers instead. the bed dipped slightly when she got on her knees and leaned over to capture your lips hungrily, fingers still pumping inside of you.
your lips were forced to detach from hers when you gasped due to a third finger stretching you out further. you knew you wouldn’t last long as your high crept upon you at the sensation, “can i-i…”
“yes”, bora whispered against your neck, suddenly reaching between you and siyeon to use her fingers to circle your clit. you were already lightheaded, moaning uncontrollably as siyeon kissed the other side of your neck, her lips vibrating against it, “what a good girl”.
#requested#hope you don’t hate it#dreamcatcher#dreamcatcher imagines#dreamcatcher scenarios#dreamcatcher x reader#dreamcatcher smut#sua#sua imagines#sua scenarios#sua x reader#sua smut#siyeon#siyeon imagines#siyeon x reader#siyeon scenarios#siyeon smut#suayeon
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I have this silly theory about Michael myers. In my little head empty no thoughts brain it works so bear with me:
I just know, I JUST FUCKING KNOW, this man has an iron deficiency.
DON'T FUCK WITH ME OKAY? I KNOW IT'S TRUE. I HAVE ONE SO I KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT.
He doesn't fucking run bro, HE DOESN'T RUN. THIS BITCH IS WALKING LIKE HE'S NOT TRYING TO MURDER SOMEONE. I can sense it that the first time he actually ran and got dizzy he was having none of it. The shape of haddonfield, the boogeyman, evil himself having to experience a dizziness like a common peasant? Nope. Gonna master that fast intimidating walk and he's good.
YOU CAN'T FUCKING TELL ME HE WASN'T TRYING TO NOT FEEL LIGHTHEADED IN THIS SCENE. I DARE YOU.
Bro has spent most of his life in Smith's groove where everything sucks ass. No one taking proper care of him cause loomis was like powering through he'sincompetence with the "hE iS eVIl" bullshit. No light, no proper food intake ecc he is GOING TO GET HIS FUCKING HEALTH FUCKED UP.
AND THAT'S WHY IN HALLOWEEN KILLS THIS OLD FUCKING BASTARD LAID ON THE FLOOR FOR SO LONG.
NO, I DO NOT ACCEPT ANY OF YOU UNHINGED HORNY GREMLINS TELLING ME HE WAS JUST WAITING TO ATTACK.
GRANDPA HERE WAS QUESTIONING LIFE WITH THE WHOLE WORLD SPINNING LIKE A BITCH
I will be aggressive with this cause I know I'm right.
#slasher fandom#slashers#slasher community#horror movies#slasher fanfiction#michael myers#slasher x reader#halloween#peepaw michael myers#peepaw myers#rz halloween#rz michael myers#og michael myers#michael myers x reader#slasher headcanons
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