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funfetti96 · 17 days
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clutch powers stuff. They’re silly
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tellsfromninjago · 3 months
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Ah, I love this movie. It is just so fun. A true good kids movie that was actually made for kids. They use Lego to the fullest. They build; they come apart; the works. It's glorious. They pioneered so many great things. Also, something I find funny about it is the cover; it actually looks worse than the movie. The movie looks much better than shown on the cover. It's weird because it's normally the reverse. The music. 👌I work alone, is a jam. Good times, good times. I know a lot of people won't like this movie (mostly because they don't know how to have fun) and that's ok. Because I love it and that's all that matters.
I just want all you kids of today to know this is the real Clutch Powers. Modern Ninjago scammed you. I'm sorry but they did.
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burburduhart · 3 months
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Ah, I love this movie. It is just so fun. A true good kids movie that was actually made for kids. They use Lego to the fullest. They build; they come apart; the works. It's glorious. They pioneered so many great things. Also, something I find funny about it is the cover; it actually looks worse than the movie. The movie looks much better than shown on the cover. It's weird because it's normally the reverse. The music. 👌I work alone, is a jam. Good times, good times. I know a lot of people won't like this movie (mostly because they don't know how to have fun) and that's ok. Because I love it and that's all that matters.
⬇⚠🚧WARNING RANT🚧⚠⬇
I just want all you kids of today to know this is the real Clutch Powers. Modern Ninjago scammed you. It's one thing when you screw around with your own characters; it is outright offensive when you screw over a character that is from a movie that is little known but highly loved by those who do know it and have been waiting for a sequel for years. Like why guys? He wasn't even yours.🤷😞
When Cole mentioned Powers in the start of the series, that was a welcome tribute. What they did later was just maddening.😤
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wrongydkjquotes · 1 year
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Cookie: SO come on-a DOWN to Cookie’s-a Pizza! And remember! All our ingredients are alive, so we always piss off the vegans! It’s awesome! You can find our location at- wait, I actually don't know where we are.
Bob: Hey boss, a uhhh giant floating digital head has appeared and said it's uhhh gonna destroy everything that you love and hold dear?
Cookie: Bob, I am filming a-commercial and you are going on about a goddamn-a talking-a head. I'm gonna slap the shit out of yo-
Binjpipe: He’s right
Cookie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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(Source: Pizza Tower For People Who Haven’t Played It)
(Special thanks to @weaponsdrawn for saying Peppino is literally Cookie bc the quote wouldn’t exist otherwise)
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So i rolled my ankle REALLY badly while out for my run at around 6:20 (bad to the point where renting crutches is being considered), so i just decided to say f making polished sketches, and just decided to have fun drawing whatever Jackbox Games Characters i wanted without care for stuff like anatomy or superb accuracy for once.
Also, fun fact: i forgot to put in my signature traditionally (since i only ever tend to do that after coloring) so the grand majority of these sketches has my signature digitally imposed with Photopea.
Also also, just figured out how people put images side by side in these posts...man i learn something new everyday on this site!
So here’s some descriptions of what each sketch entails in case it’s not clear:
Sketch 1 & 2: A little two-panel gag comic based on the fact that Rue’s facial features can just float whenever she pleases (featuring Bubz...mostly so i could make an excuse to draw the desk).
Sketch 3: Several of the animal hosts put into a single bunch with the text “la créturas” since i really like that set of words specifically! This features Mayonnaise being there, Professor Nanners T-posing like those shitposts where there’s always some 3D fellow t-posing over the horizons, Knack the frog pogging at the Geneva convention & the Tournament Dragon liking his own nostrils.
Sketch 4: The Wheel of Enormous Proportions dumping the water from M. Bubbles’ jug onto it’s face while their headless body stands by.
Sketch 5: Rue unknowingly talking to the Phoney Wheel of Enormous Proportions for 5 hours based on that one meme of a guy talking to a brick wall.
Sketch 6: Octoputtz saying “It’s as shrimple as that!” because A. it’s a meme, and B. he would 100% say something like that.
Sketch 7: Captain Chuck offering you some funny, partially inspired by Morshu, while gripping the supposed haha man a bit too hard.
Sketch 8: The thumbprints from Clone Booth take out the Dodecahedron from DODE, inspired by that one stock image of a guy stealing a wheel from a person’s wheelchair while they are still on it, as well as partially inspired by another sketch i made referencing the Yankee with no brim meme.
Sketch 9 & 10: A slightly modified redraw a draw the squad comic “Sometimes i wonder how i taste” featuring Gavin & Meegan
Sketch 11: A hi-res sketch of Meegan originally created for the previous prompt.
Sketch 12: Mick/Jackhead in their Jackbox Party Club attire, inspired by Sonic Archie Comic panel edit “Alone on a Friday night? God, you’re pathetic” that was originally going to have text accompanying it.
Sketch 13: Human from Zeeple Dome waving their flags aggressively, inspired by that one clip of a lady doing the same thing (i cannot explain this better i am sorry).
Sketch 14: Cookie Masterson eating his Dunkin’ order when you tell him to fuck off in Movies.
Sketch 15: An alien from Push the Button.
Sketch 16: An attempted realistic bust of the design for the green human on the Zeeple Dome menu select’s box art.
Sketch 17: The green & red humans from the Zeeple Dome box art, with the red one nearly avoiding an alien tentacle.
Honestly, very freeing thing for me to do, i’m surprised i don’t sketch my heart out like this more often! (but i could do without the pain in my leg, honesty)
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brokehorrorfan · 1 year
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Blood Relatives will be released on Blu-ray and DVD on April 25 via RLJE Films. A father-daughter road movie with a vampiric twist, the 2022 horror-comedy is streaming exclusively on Shudder.
Actor Noah Segan (Knives Out, Brick) makes his feature debut as writer-director. He also stars alongside Victoria Moroles. Akasha Villalobos, C.L. Simpson, Ammie Masterson, Tracie Thoms, Jon Proudstar, Josh Ruben, and Doug Benson round out the cast.
Special features are listed below, where you can also sink your fangs into the trailer.
Special features:
Audio commentary by writer-director-actor Noah Segan
The Making of Blood Relatives featurette
4 deleted & extended scenes
Behind-the-scenes photo gallery
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Francis, a 115-year-old Yiddish vampire, still looks 35. He’s been roaming American backroads in his beat-up muscle car for decades, keeping to himself, and liking it that way. One day, Jane, a teenager, shows up. She says she’s his daughter, and she’s got the fangs to prove it. They go on the road, deciding whether to sink their teeth into family life.
Pre-order Blood Relatives.
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teaveetamer · 1 year
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Anyway, y'all gonna have to listen to me ramble about That 70's Show for a hot second because they released a spinoff sequel and canonized Jackie/Kelso and that is just an affront. I know Danny Masterson fucking sucks now but Jackie/Hyde got done so dirty in the original and now they're just rubbing salt in the wound for that .25 second cameo appearance we got. I'm glad they at least didn't explain Hyde's absence with "he's in prison lol" or something but like damn you could've referenced him literally at all. Also kind of sucks that the funniest moments of the new show are when the old characters are on screen, but they got greenlit for a season 2 so I'm hoping the show finds its legs soon.
Oh, and Origin officially got taken out back and shot so now I had to download the buggy garbage EA app that straight up just doesn't function and it lagged my Sims 4 game to shit (launched it with Origin yesterday and it ran like it usually does, launched it with the EA app and it was literally unplayable). I have absolutely no idea how that's even possible, but the forum solutions were literally "just reinstall Origin" (which no longer works because EA now locks up Origin if you try to open it and forces you to install the EA app) or "go offline with the app, and if that doesn't work unplug your computer entirely from the internet" because you know in order to get a game functional it should require me to brick my computer's functionality. Great suggestion EA! How about you make your fucking piece of shit app work before you force everyone to use it?
Anyway I got the game working with the go offline trick so back to my Dimidue poverty challenge file where I just keep making them have babies because I like a challenge. We're on 3/8 babies (it would be six but you know I'm a masochist and hey, Alfred and Celine are basically their kids anyways and this gives me an excuse to raise a bb Alfred from scratch... I SHOULD LOOK FOR CHRONIC ILLNESS MODS HOLy SHIT) and I am very excited for the infants update to make them suffer even further.
Also I knew I wasn't going to be able to use their new mod manager tool for my more risque mods but I expected more than slightly under a third of my current 120 mods (this game needs a lot of mods to be fun) to be there. Also, it doesn't organize your mods by folder it just throws them all together in one bin soooooo hopefully I never need to use my mods folder again.
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strangermask · 2 years
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Ok so
Today in a discord server, we were talking about Clutch Powers and I was going in my head: What happened? What cause Clutch to change?
Cuz before Ninjago was the Clutch Powers movie with Peg, Bernie, and Brick
And I looked thru the tag of clutch powers and I saw ideas of how Clutch came to be in Ninjago/the person as we know
And then I thought of my own idea cuz creative juice started to crank in
Which is basically:
Clutch, Peg, Bernie, and Brick were all on a mission that went terribly wrong and ended up in Ninjago
Before entering Ninjago
Bernie and Peg got married, and it was the team’s last mission for a while. During the mission though, they ran into a strange person who attacks them. They are about to get Peg, but Bernie blocks the attack and gets wounded badly. After some more fighting, the person sends the four to Ninjago.
Entering Ninjago:
They land in Ninjago city, not knowing what happened, but they need to find help fast. They soon find a hospital where they take Bernie in. Unfortunately, he was now in a coma
After the hospital visit, Clutch, Peg, and Brick try to decide what to do. They’re in an unfamiliar world with nothing on them. Peg wants to stay by Bernie for when he wakes up. Brick and Clutch decide to do some side jobs to help get money.
Of course, with that started the path to what Clutch becomes
He lets the adventure and fame get to his head. He promises that it’s just trying to adapt to the new world so no one finds suspicions of them
But suspicions about what?
After a while Clutch slowly drifts away from the team
After some months, Bernie wakes up and learns about what he missed
After entering Ninjago:
Clutch is now the person that we know
Brick returned to the work of a firefighter, but he still keeps contact with Peg and Bernie
Peg and Bernie have twin boys and live a simple life in Ninjago City. Peg works as university teacher for biology while Bernie stays home to take care of the kids
The three haven’t seen Clutch since he drifted away
And he thinks he could never face them again
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ninjagoronin · 3 years
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:wakes up in a cold sweat: PEG BERNIE AND BRICK SHOULD ALL AT LEAST HAVE CAMEO APPEARENCES IF CLUTCH IS GOING TO BE AROUND THIS OFTEN :passes out:
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nightshadowhawk · 3 years
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i never gave these 3 proper designs so here we go
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alicesquires · 4 years
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Aaa hey guys! I hopped on the Lego World Builder bandwagon! If y’all wouldn’t mind checking out The New Adventures Of Clutch Powers I’d really appreciate it! It’s my fanmade reboot of The Adventures Of Clutch Powers!
https://worldbuilder.tongal.com/world/93e2f74b-9f7a-4182-98bd-cb4604445da5
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atalante241 · 4 years
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Clutch Powers
The guy who found like half the artifacts in Ninjago city museum and other crap, is so fucking cool.
In an alternate timeline or something (The Adventure Of Clutch Powers (2010) A.K.A the first LEGO movie ever made) he was an agent for LEGO in Lego City, he and his team of a weapons expert firefighter, a mechanic and a marine biologist go to space and fight a space wizard who wants to take over a mideval times planet.
And they do this while trying to figure out how to work together, with the mechanic likes the marine biologist, firefighter’s an idiot muscle head but we love him and Clutch dealing with his daddy issues.
And the fact that there’s a small war at some point, and the skeletons continue to be a riot. And somebody might have lost their legs at one point, and somebody befriended a dragon and a dwarf thats a miner.
Tell me that you won’t love that, I sure as hell loved it.
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lauriewildfree · 4 years
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"Some things just never change"
Also since my fav LEGO movie turns 10 today
Happy birthday Clutch you filty rat man!!~
Credit to @riddlemd for the base
((Please Reblog,Do Not Repost))
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theoriginalladya · 3 years
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A Constant Wish
Summary:  An anniversary, but not of the enjoyable kind. Nine years on, and Commander Shepard is still dealing with the fallout from Akuze. It's up to Kaidan Alenko to guide him through it.
Tags: Sole Survivor, survivor’s guilt, death, grief, Akuze, Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, mshenko
Characters: Caleb Shepard, Kaidan Alenko
NOTE: Four years ago today, my mother lost her battle with cancer. Today, even though I knew the date in my head, it didn't connect until my youngest brother mentioned something in our family text chat. It hit me like a ton of bricks, just as it did then. I've learned to move on, to keep going, to keep living, but this day each year is always the hardest fucking day to get through. And so I wrote this with her in mind for my Caleb Shepard who has his own ghosts to deal with.
Love you, Mom.
A daily thought, a silent tear, A constant wish that you were here
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Kaidan wakes suddenly, inexplicably, to darkness and the sense that something isn’t quite right.  Not a nightmare, not someone waking him with a touch or a sound, but that unerring feeling that something is just… off.  It isn’t panic so much as a general unease, but he’s used to listening to his gut these days; it’s saved his life or that of a squadmate or even Shepard himself more than once.  
Shepard.
Rolling over, he discovers the bed is empty but for him.  That sends his heart racing faster than he expects and he nearly falls face first to the floor as he scrambles out from beneath the covers.  The time it takes to yank on his sweats and a t-shirt seems an eternity, but he is fully aware thanks to the cold flooring beneath bare feet.  
A thorough search of the upper part of the apartment finds nothing out of the ordinary.  The side note to that is he also fails to locate Shepard.  Granted, he still has half the apartment to investigate, but the fact he cannot find a recent trace of his presence is a bit disconcerting.
He descends to the lower level and begins by checking the back room.  Empty. Next, the living room and the bar. Also, empty.  The lights in the kitchen are dim, just the way they left them when they headed upstairs after dinner.  Still no sign of the man.  
Kaidan tacks his way across to the opposite set of stairs to head back up – maybe he missed him in passing?  As he walks past the hall branching off to his right into the den, habit has him glancing that direction.  In front of the faint flickering fire light, he catches a silhouette; a familiar shape seated at the poker table, hunched over, glass in hand. Unease morphs to concern and curiosity, and he pads down the hallway, calling out softly as he reaches the doorway, “Shepard?  You okay?”
The silhouette jerks suddenly as if startled, then relaxes with an exhale of breath.  “I’m fine, mo ghrá.”
Kaidan takes the response as an invitation to join him, and he slides into a seat at the table.  “Drinking alone?  In the dark? Gonna have to do a better job of convincing me you’re fine,” he challenges, albeit gently.
Shepard huffs; a soft sound and one nearly drowned out by the pop and crackle of the fire.  He sets the glass on the table, rises to his feet, and walks over to the small bar in the corner.  Within moments, he returns with a bottle and a second glass.  This he fills and pushes towards Kaidan, then tops off his own before reclaiming his seat.  “Not alone now, am I?” he asks, setting the bottle down with a heavy thud next to what look to be four playing cards.  
From his position and in the dimly lit room, Kaidan can’t tell which ones they are.  However, knowing Shepard as he does, he can guess their purpose.  Why are you down here drinking and doing card readings in the darkest hours of the night?
Taking the glass in both hands, he pulls it close but does not drink just yet.  Before anything else, he wants, needs, some answers.  “What are we drinking to?”
“Not what,” Shepard declares, blue eyes piercing through the dark to meet Kaidan’s as he lifts his head, “who.”
Kaidan acquiesces with a slight cant of his head. “All right.  Who?”
Shepard lifts his glass in salute.  “Sergeant Angela Nevarra.”
Kaidan frowns.  The name sounds hazily familiar; he’s heard it before but cannot place it.
“Sergeants Carter, Evans and Decatur,” Shepard continues, clearly not expecting a response.  “Corporals Harris, Simmons, Grassini, Aoki, and Meijer.  Malik, Masterson, Owens, Jenson, Weston, Alvarez…”
Kaidan listens in silence but keeps his eyes on Shepard’s face as he continues to list them off.  As the list gets longer, comprehension dawns.  Shepard stops reciting names at forty-eight and the quiet surrounds them again.  Cautiously, Kaidan asks quietly about one name that was not mentioned.  “What about Toombs?”
“Toombs.”
There is a hint of brutality in the way Shepard says the name which Kaidan doesn’t quite understand.  For everyone else associated with Akuze, there is a fondness, a reverence almost in the way their former commander speaks of them, but with Toombs, it’s different.  “That’s his name, isn’t it?  The one we ran into on Ontarom?  Back –”
Shepard tosses back the last of his whiskey, swallows it in a large gulp, and shakes his head sharply once.  “Aye, I remember.”  He slams the glass onto the table with enough force the platform quakes for a moment.  “Heard from him last year, did I ever tell you?”
It’s a rhetorical question, but Kaidan shakes his head anyway.  The time they’ve spent together since his recovery, since the war began, they’ve avoided the more… controversial topics.  Not that Kaidan blames him for not bringing it up; it’s probably just as well.
With a soft snort, Shepard grabs the bottle and pours another two-fingers worth of whiskey.  This is the third drink Kaidan is aware of, and he can’t help but wonder how many Shepard drank when he was alone, before Kaidan found him. 
Their eyes meet again, and the look in them… Well, Kaidan understands now just why the man’s name in Irish is sealgaire, the hunter.  It’s all Kaidan can do to hold his ground.  And, that is knowing that the look isn’t directed at him.
Shepard’s scowl is dark and foreboding as he tosses back this drink, and there is a vehemence in his voice Kaidan has only heard maybe twice since he’s known him.  “Threaten me without knowing what happened?” the commander bites out.  “Briseadh agus brú ar do chnámha!  Go hifreann leat!”**
Kaidan reacts immediately, reaching forward and prying the glass from Shepard’s long fingers.  “Okay, Shepard, that’s enough.  I’m calling time for the night.”
Shepard struggles momentarily, apparently not satisfied, but a moment later releases his hold.  Sighing heavily, he covers his face with his hands.  “Tá brón orm,”**
Kaidan pushes the glasses and bottle across the table and out of easy reach and moves to crouch beside him.  “You have nothing to be sorry for.”
Shepard’s hands drop away, and when the blue eyes meet his again, Kaidan recognizes the truth.  His mother once told him that if an Irish man or woman expressed true sorrow for something, there would be matching sadness in their eyes.  The sheer magnitude of the sorrow he sees in Shepard’s gaze just now is enough to level the Reapers and end the war three weeks ago, he thinks.  He reaches over and runs a hand along Shepard’s cheek in a gentle caress of understanding. “Hey.”  
Shepard leans into the touch, eyes closing.  When they open again the sorrow still lingers, but not with the same intensity.  Without the glass before him to toy with, he reaches for the playing cards lying face up. “D’you see these?”
Kaidan spares them a glance, tilting his head to get a better look.  “Did you do another reading?”
“Aye,” Shepard agrees, “but not tonight.  These…  This was my reading that night.  On Akuze, before the attack.”
Past – Two of Spades.
Present – Ten of Spades.
Future – King of Clubs.
Crossing Present – Ten of Diamonds.
None of it makes much sense to Kaidan – it never has – so he looks expectantly at Shepard.  When he remains silent, Kaidan asks, “What did they tell you?”
Shepard pauses for a moment, turning his head to look straight at Kaidan.  “That my world was going to go all to hell once again, but that this time, on the other side, I would find a path to my future…”
Kaidan looks at the cards again.  He recognizes the King of Clubs – it comes up often in Shepard’s readings, though Kaidan isn’t aware of any special attachment to it. The rest he can’t tell of he’s seen in readings before or not.  Shepard’s hand flops onto Kaidan’s shoulder, his fingers toying with his hair near his collar.  When Kaidan smiles back, Shepard’s eyes flare with an intensity that might be unsettling under other circumstances, but thanks to recent events in their lives, he has a much better idea of how to deal with.  
Rising to his feet, he sighs.  Any further explanation on the cards can wait until the man is sober again.  “Come on, we need to get you back to bed, I think.”
Shepard follows without comment or question, and, surprisingly, without stumbling.  When they reach the stairs, Shepard surprises Kaidan by sliding his arms around his waist and hugging close to his back, resting his head on his shoulder.  “You understand, aye?”
Already a step above the man, Kaidan stops and half turns to face him.  The question is very open-ended and he cannot miss the obvious pain.  It isn’t difficult to guess what he is referencing. “About Cerberus?”  Shepard nods.  Sighing softly, Kaidan wraps one arm over Shepard’s at his waist, and tilts his head close enough to ghost a quick kiss across his lips.  “Do you honestly think I would be here now if I didn’t?”
Shepard’s face screws up in confusion for a moment, an endearing look Kaidan doubts the commander would ever agree with if he is made aware of it, so Kaidan keeps the observation to himself.  Running his free hand over Shepard’s cheek again, he clarifies quietly, “Yes, mo shearc,** I understand.  You are not them; you never were.”
Hope wars with uncertainty behind those blue eyes; it’s strange to see Shepard this vulnerable, and a little disconcerting.  How much is the drink and how much just… is?
“You really believe that?”
Kaidan nods.  “Aye, I do,” he replies, echoing Shepard’s usual response and leaning in for another kiss. “Now, come on.  You need to sleep this off.  We can talk more about it later if you like.”  Though, as they ascend the stairs together, he is pretty certain it won’t ever come up again anytime soon.  Perhaps this time next year, but not before.  At least now, Kaidan is prepared.
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** mo ghrá = my love
** Briseadh agus brú ar do chnámha!  =  A breaking and crushing on your bones!
**Go hifreann leat! = To hell with you!
** Tá brón orm = I’m sorry
** mo shearc = my love
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evenmorestress · 4 years
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Future TFA Designs Continued
Decided to continue with designs for TFA Future, cus why not? I have fun with it!
Featured here: Sari with battle skates, blade, and helmet out. Daniel Witwicky, Wilder, and Headmaster.
Some details about them in future tfa I thought of under the cut.
Daniel Witwicky
> New Captain of the Detroit Police Force
> Son of Spike and Carly, the two kind of traumatized by Ratchet when they asked to be taken to the hospital then realized he was alive
> He and Sari, while forced to be “friends” at first, became actual friends later on in their lives- a change somewhat prompted by Penelope, who is far more socially capable than Sari will ever be
> He thinks Optimus is the coolest ever and hopes the Autobots will come back one day (he was a bit disappointed when only Bumblebee came to visit)
> He has Fanzone’s giant brick phone as a good luck charm, as it was given to him by the former captain before retirement
Wilder
> Snagged straight from Masterforce, Wilder is the leader of a hovercycle gang known as the Jack Boys
> Wilder has a spine of solid steel, metaphorically. Guy isn’t scared of anything. He’s also kind of a dramatic emo punk who declares his love of Penelope… and doesn't seem to realize what the word “lesbian” means
> He terrorizes Detroit in their gang war with the Cool Guys- a rival hovercycle gang
>The Jack Boys are losing the gang war but not through error of their own aside from a numbers game, one jack boy is worth two Cool Guys but sadly the cool guys outnumber them three to one.
> Wilder would likely end up being some sort of fall guy or henchman in Decepticon plans to break Megatron out of prison in exchange for a leg up in the fight against the Cool Guys (if I’d go the route of Decepticons showing at all)
Headmaster
> The years didn’t treat Masterson well
> As Penelope puts it, “He somehow got grosser and is as annoying as ever.”
> After the events of tfa he was outright blacklisted from the world of robotics and science
> Bitter and unwilling to admit his own actions may have led to his own downfall, Masterson is one of the villains currently plaguing Detroit
I have so many potential ramblings about this idea/au/whatever but never know where to start or when to end, lol
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sharperthewriter · 4 years
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Chapter 1 of Possible-y Utah
From the Desk of Sharper
"Possible-y Utah"
So, Kim and Ron, now finally together after the events of So the Drama, are going on their very first vacation with the rest of the Possible family (and as BF and GF). And nothing can go wrong...right? Right?
This fic (obviously) takes place between Seasons 3 and 4.
The fanfic is rated T for some language, some scenes of reckless driving, a couple of drug/alcohol references, some crude/suggestive humor (including brief male nudity for comedic use), and some comic action violence. And as is the case with Stoppable Family Vacation , these driving stunts that James will engage in this story should NOT be attempted in real life, whatsoever.
Kim Possible, characters and settings, are created by Schooley and McCorkle and (c) by Disney. Any OC I create is my own.
Chapter 1 - Aftermath
(May 6, 2006, Middleton High Gym)
Kim was resting comfortably in Ron's arms while her high-heels clicked on the gym's hardwood pine floors amidst the burnt bottom of her prom dress. The two of them had foiled what was probably Drakken's magnum-opus scheme that he ever devised: the Lil' Diablos. He and Shego were extremely close to success, not only because of the successful molding of Nakasumi's designs and the technology from the Hephaestus project, but also because of the improved Synthodrone designs, especially on one Synthodrone 901, codenamed "Eric" , to gain the attention of Kim and keep her distracted for the Prom while Drakken took over as the Bueno Nacho head honcho , no thanks to the mass amount of wealth he acquired from his mom's extremely successful cooking empire. And Kim, stung by the betrayal of Eric, nearly gave up.
Yet, it was the confession of love from Ron when they were tied up that gave Kim the strength to fight back and shut down Drakken's plan once and for all.
And now, here they were, dancing the night away with the wonderful music. There were still around 100 students in the gym, down much from the crowd of 350 just a few hours ago.
"KP, I am never going to let you go..." Ron said with a smile, slow-dancing with his now-BFGF.
"And same here as well, Ron!" Kim replied, holding him tight.
"That first kiss we shared was so wonderful!" she added.
"There's many more where that came from!" Ron replied. "This is the bon-diggiest night of all nights!"
"Couldn't have said it any better!" Kim said. "Now why don't we take a seat?"
"Agreeing with ya, KP!" Ron replied. The now Team Possible couple sat down at one of the tables. Monique and Jessica was there along with her prom date, Steve Foley.
"Hey, guys!" Kim said with a grin and a wave.
The three friends waved back.
"Hey, baby girl! You and Ron totally brought down the house!" Monique exclaimed.
"Thanks, Monique!" Kim giggled, "You should've seen the look on Bonnie's face!"
Monique laughed, "Yeah, she was in jellin' world alright!"
"We've been waiting for you two to get together!" Jess agreed.
"Really?!" Kim wondered, surprise at what one of her MHS cheer-mates said.
"You really think that?" Ron questioned as well.
"Of course!" Monique replied. "It's the subtle things that the two of you did. Clinging to each other."
"Little favors in the locker..." Steve added.
"And the love note you sent earlier this year in homeroom prior to the Middleton Days festival!" Jess said.
"To be fair, that was under the Moodulator incident!" Ron replied.
Kim looked at him oddly.
"But I did manage to save it!" Ron added, "It's still in my nightstand!"
"Nice save, Ron!" Kim smirked.
Bonnie, still stung from the cheering the other students gave to Kim and Ron a mere hour ago, sat down at the table with Brick right next to Kim and Ron.
"You two disgust me..." she huffed dismissively.
"Hey, Kim and Ron! Nice moves back there!" Brick complemented the new couple, though he said this not more than four feet from his girlfriend.
"Oh, shut up, Brick!" Bonnie snapped, "I do not need your complements to the loser couple!"
Barkin then came onto the platform where the DJ was at. The DJ immediately stopped the music, indicating he had something important to say.
"OK, everyone. I hope at least some students remained here at the gym for the crowning of the Junior Prom King and Queen and her Prom Court." Barkin explained at the mic. "The person who was supposed to announce the winners gave out her voice during a 17-hour production of all four of Wagner's Ring cycle operas, so I will have the dubious honor of doing that."
Rob Reeger then began to make faces and an imitation of Barkin's voice, beginning with "OK people..."
"Reeger..." Barkin sighed, "...can you cut it out?"
Rob stopped what he was doing.
"Thank you, class clown." Barkin said, wishing that this would bring order.
"But I thought I was the class clown!" Ron exclaimed.
"No, you are Mr. Accident-Prone Boy who nearly destroyed our beloved Golden Bone, thank you very much." Bonnie retorted.
Barkin simply yelled. "Would you people BE QUIET?!"
This cause a loud feedback that irritated everyone's ears. And the chatter became silent.
"Now that I have everyone's undivided attention, it is time to honor Middleton High's Junior Prom court." the oft-subbed teacher explained, "As per the tradition of our school, students chose 5 boys and 5 girls to be a part of the Prom Court!"
He then took out a 4x6 card containing the student's names.
"The five boys selected to Prom court 2006 are as follows: Steve Foley, Jason Morgan, Tiny Masterson, "Big" Mike Collins, and Jamarcus Hall."
All five students stood up and walked onto the platform. Jess, obviously cheered for Steve while Tara cheered on for Jason.
"And now, the five girls chosen for Prom court are as follows: Crystal Sanders, Jessica Appleton, Monique Smith, Tara Queen and Hope Pendleton.
Kim cheered on for her girls as they all came onto the stage and accepted their sashes and bouqets of roses.
"It is now time to announce the Junior Prom King and Queen!"
Bonnie scoffed at Kim while hugging Brick, "It's all a formality, Possible! Me and Brick are going to be crowned and you are supposed to obey us!"
"Bonnie..." Kim uttered, "...it's not supposed to hold any importance at all."
"Last time I checked, your name was on that ballot." Bonnie countered. "Along with Marcella's name...which escapes me."
"I don't actually remember what her last name was." Brick added.
"Even if I do lose, it's so going to be no big!" Kim said with a slight chuckle, "Not only did I save the world, I have managed to gain a handsome...and dorky...BF!"
"Ooooh! I like the sound of that, KP!" Ron replied.
"I don't give a rat's rear end about what that stupid blue troll was planning. And I don't give a rat's rear end about you making mushy sounds with Stupidable" Bonnie sneered.
Kim shot her a look of annoyance for Bonnie calling Ron that.
"You're going to bow before me when I get that crown!" the brunette demanded.
"I am NOT going to bend the knee to you, Rockwaller!" Kim shouted.
But Bonnie ignored her and replied, "Now would you just shut your mouth? Barkin's about to announce the winners!"
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