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#back in my day
chaoticbuka · 1 year
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The most in character moment I've ever seen from a cosplayer
I used to work for a character restaurant that was absolutely 100% not licensed. We were basically cosplaying for tips. I was "Winter Princess Anna" if you get what I'm saying...
Anyway, there were a solid handful of people working there with various drug habits. As long as they kept their shit together enough for work, it was ignored.
One day a busser came in late and had a syringe over his ear like a freaking pencil.
I was in a back bus station scarfing down chicken alfredo before going back out to sing "do you wanna build a snowman" for the 50th time that shift.
Harley Quinn grabbed the busser by the collar and slammed him against the wall fluidly removing the syringe from his ear and tossing it in the garbage.
"There are fucking children here asshole! Get it together"
The waitress said in the most vicious voice ever.
It was honestly the most Harley Quinn shit I had ever seen
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mattsmemes · 7 months
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t3rr3nc3 · 8 months
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lichencoatedboulder · 5 months
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how it feels to remember being a will wood fan when will wood and the tapeworms had more listeners on spotify than just will wood
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Kids just fucken try piracy your not supporting your favourite shows by using Netflix anyway especially not during the wga strike just pirate.
Hypothetical ways to do so
Type in your show and follow it with "free online, stream free"
Click through the links to you find one that has a bunch of other shows in it and if you can watch any of those you can likely watch yours.
Again this is for science and for legal purposes heavily sarcastic.
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I swear it's "Someone think of the children" until there's a flexible instruction day due to heavy flooding and icy roads in your area XD
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ladyhallen · 2 months
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I might like AO3's interface more than FF, but like the one thing that FF has going for it? The fact that there's no kudos button and if you post a fic there, chances are you're gonna keep getting comments on a fic upwards to a week or two.
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billyengland · 7 months
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GO-FUND-ME in the 1970's.
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Hate ppl who send me hate anons not because they’re sending me hate but bc they’re on anon. Why are you scared of me. I am a teenage girl on the internet who has like 40 different mental and physical illnesses. What am I going to do to you. At least show your face if you’re going to heckle me
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littlelynel · 6 months
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All hail the Cabbage Man.
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hymnsandhearses · 1 year
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“On a very special episode of…” was the 80’s/90’s version of a trigger warning. You just knew shit was about to get pretty fucking dark on Saved by the Bell.
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megahorous · 23 days
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Poison eatin' FRENCH FRIES whilst complaining about the Younger Generation
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I’ll be honest, all DNI stuff or “must have age in bio” or whatever is crazy to me. The idea that you expect people to not lie on the internet is wild, and maybe it’s just cause I’m older. But if Im 12 and I put that I’m 19 on my tumblr page, how are you gonna fact check that?
I’ve been signing up for websites and clicking the “I’m 18” box since middle school. But I also understood when I lied about my age that that meant I had to take responsibility for what I saw, and I was the only person to blame if I saw something I didn’t like. The website did its job, and I ignored the warning (*cough*ao3 censor people*cough*).
And the DNI, I just….how are you going to check that? Good faith? Sure, some people will follow that, but again, this is the fucking internet! People lie!
When I was a kid everyone was taught not to share info online, and now it seems like if you don’t people think you’re hiding how horrible a person you are. It’s wild and unsafe. I would much rather not know anything about my followers other than what they post, and them not know anything more about me.
I’m a 29 year old American woman. Or am I a 30 year old Canadian man? Or am I twelve year old pretending to be an adult? How can you know for sure?
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soapdispensersalesman · 5 months
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I just saw a video of two nine year olds beefing over Instagram live and it makes me so happy that I didn't grow up in the age of smartphones and social media.
Back then if I had a problem with someone I would just open BuddyPoke and have my avatar beat the shit out of theirs!
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tellsfromninjago · 1 month
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Ah, I love this movie. It is just so fun. A true good kids movie that was actually made for kids. They use Lego to the fullest. They build; they come apart; the works. It's glorious. They pioneered so many great things. Also, something I find funny about it is the cover; it actually looks worse than the movie. The movie looks much better than shown on the cover. It's weird because it's normally the reverse. The music. 👌I work alone, is a jam. Good times, good times. I know a lot of people won't like this movie (mostly because they don't know how to have fun) and that's ok. Because I love it and that's all that matters.
I just want all you kids of today to know this is the real Clutch Powers. Modern Ninjago scammed you. I'm sorry but they did.
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maxectomy · 2 months
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Every day I am a step closer to becoming
1. Old
2. A malewife
(my final form is an old malewife btw)
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