So i rolled my ankle REALLY badly while out for my run at around 6:20 (bad to the point where renting crutches is being considered), so i just decided to say f making polished sketches, and just decided to have fun drawing whatever Jackbox Games Characters i wanted without care for stuff like anatomy or superb accuracy for once.

Also, fun fact: i forgot to put in my signature traditionally (since i only ever tend to do that after coloring) so the grand majority of these sketches has my signature digitally imposed with Photopea.

Also also, just figured out how people put images side by side in these posts...man i learn something new everyday on this site!

So here’s some descriptions of what each sketch entails in case it’s not clear:

Sketch 1 & 2: A little two-panel gag comic based on the fact that Rue’s facial features can just float whenever she pleases (featuring Bubz...mostly so i could make an excuse to draw the desk).

Sketch 3: Several of the animal hosts put into a single bunch with the text “la créturas” since i really like that set of words specifically! This features Mayonnaise being there, Professor Nanners T-posing like those shitposts where there’s always some 3D fellow t-posing over the horizons, Knack the frog pogging at the Geneva convention & the Tournament Dragon liking his own nostrils.

Sketch 4: The Wheel of Enormous Proportions dumping the water from M. Bubbles’ jug onto it’s face while their headless body stands by.

Sketch 5: Rue unknowingly talking to the Phoney Wheel of Enormous Proportions for 5 hours based on that one meme of a guy talking to a brick wall.

Sketch 6: Octoputtz saying “It’s as shrimple as that!” because A. it’s a meme, and B. he would 100% say something like that.

Sketch 7: Captain Chuck offering you some funny, partially inspired by Morshu, while gripping the supposed haha man a bit too hard.

Sketch 8: The thumbprints from Clone Booth take out the Dodecahedron from DODE, inspired by that one stock image of a guy stealing a wheel from a person’s wheelchair while they are still on it, as well as partially inspired by another sketch i made referencing the Yankee with no brim meme.

Sketch 9 & 10: A slightly modified redraw a draw the squad comic “Sometimes i wonder how i taste” featuring Gavin & Meegan

Sketch 11: A hi-res sketch of Meegan originally created for the previous prompt.

Sketch 12: Mick/Jackhead in their Jackbox Party Club attire, inspired by Sonic Archie Comic panel edit “Alone on a Friday night? God, you’re pathetic” that was originally going to have text accompanying it.

Sketch 13: Human from Zeeple Dome waving their flags aggressively, inspired by that one clip of a lady doing the same thing (i cannot explain this better i am sorry).

Sketch 14: Cookie Masterson eating his Dunkin’ order when you tell him to fuck off in Movies.

Sketch 15: An alien from Push the Button.

Sketch 16: An attempted realistic bust of the design for the green human on the Zeeple Dome menu select’s box art.

Sketch 17: The green & red humans from the Zeeple Dome box art, with the red one nearly avoiding an alien tentacle.

Honestly, very freeing thing for me to do, i’m surprised i don’t sketch my heart out like this more often! (but i could do without the pain in my leg, honesty)

Nanners found a new way to roast 1,000,000 turkeys

I come once again with credit lyrics!

The roomerang credits give me further reason to think Rue is in love with Nate, tbh.

So Pack 9 is out.

If anyone finds a reference to… them… in ANY of the games, my DMs are open.

sadly i have given up on drawing all pack 9 hosts heres professor nanners instead ft a blatantly traced monkey emoji

Cookie: “Wait, Helen, that’s the new pack host? But it’s a monkey with a hat on.”

Professor Nanners: “That’s Professor Nanners to you.”

Cookie, dumbfounded: “…am I being hazed?”

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Victor: Hey Millard, it’s really muggy out today.

Millard: If I go outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m leaving you.

Victor: *sips coffee from a bowl*

The Gloskun

The gloskun (singular and plural) is an amphibious octopoid about the size of a chicken, found in tide pool habitats. They fill similar ecological niches to seagulls and large semiterrestrial crabs; their intelligence and robust digestive systems makes them extremely adaptable generalists. Often referred to as a "quadrupedal mollusc", the gloskun has a full complement of eight arms, but the rear four are adapted into strong, short legs - rather than tapering like an octopus' arms, a gloskun's legs are wide at the base, with the final two suckers adapted into broad, protective, nonsensory "hooves". When moving about, gloskun hold their fore arms together in a "trunk" shape, moving apart to manipulate objects; gloskun are frequently observed with only three arms in the trunk and the fourth holding wet sea grass over their beak to preserve moisture and extend their periods on land, to the degree that cartoon images of gloskun often have green "mustaches" as part of their body. Gloskun defend themselves with ink in water and on land, where they contract their siphons to carefully aim it at the eyes, noses, or mouths of would-be predators. Gloskun move with a characteristic "stamping" gait on land and when hunting on the seafloor; they typically spend water periods resting, but their relaxed legs double as powerful, rippling paddles for fast movement underwater. Gloskun are frequently observed splashing in puddles; biologists previously explained this as a tactic designed to splash prey out of tidepools, but recent study of gloskun behavior has corroborated folk reports that gloskun extract prey from tidepools with their dexterous forearms, and that puddle splashing is a play behavior. Their playfulness, responsive intelligence, and large eyes (often observed as upturned and "pleading", although it's far more likely that gloskun are simply observing their taller observers) make them endearing to humans; this is offset by their dexterity, ink jets, problem-solving intelligence, and long association with humans, which also cast them firmly in the role of "pest" -- similar to opossums, raccoons, foxes, and monkeys in both public perception and folkloric roles. Seaside communities' DO NOT FEED THE GLOSKUN signs are matched only by gloskun skill in getting humans to feed them; gloskun are capable of using tools, and an arms race exists between gloskun and gloskun-proof-trash-receptacle manufacturers. Pet gloskun are analogous to pet parrots, both in that they are frequently found perching on fictional pirates' shoulders and that they require too much stimulation to be ethically kept as pets (gloskun are not as social as parrots, but have much better ability to manipulate objects and equal or greater intellectual stimulation needs). Some communities and individuals do have more equitable working relationships with gloskun, picking up litter in exchange for food rewards or assisting with shellfish harvests.

Joking around with a friend this morning and accidentally invented the perfect seaside pest, which we now release into the Creative Commons to menace your shores.

The gloskun species © 2024 by Nausicaä Enriquez and @transtanium is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International.

Hi friends! Can someone go into my DMs and describe the characterization of Rue Meringue, Professor Nanners, Nikolas Knacklus & the Quixort hostess in excruciating detail for me?

I want to make more content featuring The Jackbox Party Pack 9 hosts, but interacting with the actual games themselves causes me excruciating physical pain, not to mention that i have an irrational seething hatred for Nikolas Knacklus & whenever i see Professor Nanners in motion i can't stop myself from suddenly crying in distress for unknown reasons. Also do not send me any voice lines for Rue Meringue, i ask of this for personal reasons, not that i hate how she sounds or anything, i just don't want you to send me their voice lines in particular.

Also please do not send me your headcannons about them until after you've finished telling me about the cannon facts regarding all 4 hosts that you know of, after you finish info dumping me about all of the cannon facts you know about: i'll gladly listen to your headcannons! I just don't want cannon & headcannon getting all mixed together and stuff (you can put an emoji or something next to the cannon fact if you got a headcannon relating to it if you want). I also do not care about the nature of the facts, so you don't need to put content warnings before any iffy facts (i know how fucked up they can get).

Thanks so much in advance! You can take as much time as you want with dispersing the facts, i'll look over them all in my own time and add them to my reference folder. Please put the facts in my DMs and not in my ask box, i cannot stress this enough, i want the facts to be sent to me via Tumblr Direct Message. Again, thanks in advance!

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To Anyone Wondering WTF I'm Up To

I'm gonna step outta my comfy womfy comfort zone and draw all characters from the Jackbox Party Packs!

Here's the list:

Roomerang - DONE

Weapons Drawn - DONE

Bomb Corp - DONE

Junktopia - DONE

Bracketeering -

Role Models

Tee K.O/Tee K.O 2

Drawful

DoDo Re Mi

Mad Verse City

Zeeple Dome

Split the Room

Blather Round

YDKJ (this one is gonna be good!)

Lie Swatter

Push the Button

Monster Seeking Monster

Job Job

Guesspionage

Nonsensory

Quixort

Quiplash - 16/17

Hypnotorious

Timejinx

Civic Doodle

Fakin' It

Talking Points

TMP/TMP2

Fixytext

Fibbage

The Wheel of Enormous Proportions

Patently Stupid

The Poll Mine

Earwax

Survive the Internet

The Devils and the Details

Dictionarium

Word Spud

Champ'd Up

Joke Boat

and Bidiots

what a cheeky lil monkey

professor nanners is either going to be my favorite or least favorite non-returning host this pack. there is no inbetween.

update: apparently the blog says professor nanners uses she/her pronouns (https://www.jackboxgames.com/nonsensory-party-pack-nine/), but this was made before that blog post. poiltely ignore the them.

Can someone explain why he new pack has put me with a fruity tall guy and a monkey!?

Has anyone played Nonsensory yet? What'd ya think?