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incognitopolls · 3 months

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Define "had sex" in whatever way makes the most sense to you.

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#polls #incognito polls #anonymous #tumblr polls #tumblr users #questions #polls about sex #body count #submitted nov 10

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tweetsofyj · 6 months

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#body count #she gets her needs met #yellowjackets #van palmer #van yellowjackets #yellowjackets text posts #incorrect yellowjackets #yellowjackets memes #yj memes #yj crack #yellowjacketsedit #lauren ambrose

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thehornyteddy · 1 year

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Post Reveal Convo

YOR: “Ooh, I stopped counting after I got into the triple digits.”

MELINDA: “Oh… oh my. D-does your husband know?”

YOR: “He does! It took me a while to tell him the truth, though. These kinds of conversations can be so troublesome, after all. But it turns out, we have a very similar number of conquests!”

MELINDA: “Uh… you don’t say?”

YOR: “Yes! Isn’t that funny? Although, not to brag but lowers voice I have nearly a dozen more than him.”

MELINDA: “Er-“

YOR: “Similar levels of experience really do matter in situations like this, don’t you think? Loid and I are quite capable of handling all kinds of situations together! One-on-one is rarely an option with our lifestyle, so we’re quite used to handling multiple people at once. I prefer to get up close and personal, but Loid does love his toys. Especially projectiles.”

MELINDA: “Projectiles???”

YOR: “Oh yes! Not my preference, but I must admit they always leave such interesting splatter patterns.”

MELINDA: …

ALSO MELINDA: “Sooooo, I don’t suppose you and your husband are busy this Saturday night, huh?”

#sxf yor #yor forger #spy x family #melinda desmond #body count #spy x family anya #loid forger

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island-delver-go · 8 months

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You wouldn't believe this guy's body count

#oppenheimer #body count #twitter

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robotpussy · 1 year

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Disclaimer:

This is part of a series of polls I want to make. I am sticking to bands that are mainly metal, although there is some crossover with these bands, some even hybrid bands.

I also just wanted to make this so I could get probably some suggestions on BLACK musicians that made/make rock music. It's not a contest, I just want to see which musicians some people like and for this to be a way for people to discover them.

Other Polls:

Classic Rock

Punk

Randomly selected musicians in rock

#polls #metal #skunk anansie #sevendust #skindred #living color #body count #straight line stitch #god forbid #alexis brown #militia vox #judas priestess #had to do again because i turned off the reblogs NDJWEBJR

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heidismagblog · 3 months

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#RIP #rip magazine #zach de la rocha #rage against the machine #layne staley #alice in chains #shannon hoon #blind melon #bruce kulick #kiss #bob kulick #rob halford #judas priest #chris cornell #soundgarden #ice t #body count #stanley #life sex & death

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avegetariancannibal · 1 year

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Will: “So, what’s your body count?”

Hannibal: “About 200, I’d say. What’s yours?”

Will: “Um… 8? I’m a little intimidated to be with someone so sexually experienced.”

Hannibal: “Oh! You meant people I’ve slept with! Yeah… about 200.”

#hannibal #hannigram #hannibal crack #body count #it took me a long time to realize it wasn’t about murder stats

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tentacion3099 · 6 months

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#body count

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jehcee · 10 months

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James: so what's your body count?

Regulus: about what?

James: the number of people you have slept with...

Regulus: oh, I thought you went into the basement

James: what's in the basement?

Regulus: never go to the basement!!

#regulus serial killer #regulus black #james potter #james loves regulus #jegulus #jegulus incorrect quotes #mauraders incorrect quotes #the mauraders #hogwarts #slytherin skittles #possessive boyfriend #body count

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kreamybabyxxx · 1 month

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I was asked in my DMs what my body count is. If yah know, I can count. Well I can count, I went to college and everything. I just can’t count very high, and big numbers give me head aches. 💕

I can’t tell you my body count. I don’t know how many men and women I’ve fucked. Ummm, it’s mid March and I have been with 6 different guys so far this year. Not ) times, just 6 dif guys. Tip for all you sluts, it’s easy to get guys, I don’t care what you look like, weigh, or anything. Just make it clear on hookup apps that you don’t want anything permanent and that you just wanna fuck. I guarantee ur DMs will fill up.

#ask kreamy #kreamy baby #bimbo doll #bimboification #bimbo purpose #dumb slvt #dumbification #cunny #dumb bunny #bimbofied #pretty cvnt #wet cunny #body count

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who-do-i-know-this-man · 3 months

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⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

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Vote under the cut if you read the rules

#ultimate obscure blorbo #polls #round 7 #Ernst Birkholz #Ernst Birkholz (The Road Back)#The Road Back #Griffin Wood (Body Count)#Griffin Wood #Body Count #Body Count game

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liel28 · 6 months

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One of my favorite things about Merlin is that if he's asked about his body count he wouldn't know which body count they're talking about and also he wouldn't be sure which one's higher.

#merlin #body count #everyone loves Merlin #king arthur #gwaine #guinevere #freya #Everyone had a crush on him

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coolcomicbookcovers · 2 months

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