Velvet: (Rubbing herself on Cardin)
Cardin: What, uh... What are you doing?
Velvet: I'm rubbing my scent onto you. It's how I let people know what I own. (Steps away) Good, you're marked. Now remember to not wash off my scent, or else I'll have to rub myself all over you again!
Cardin: ...
12 Seconds Later...
Cardin: (Scrubbing himself in the shower)
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Sunlemon Kolomoffle
Long-tailed Tit / Chinchilla
Hedgehog / Bunny / Hamster
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i think i wanted to draw this after seing that one picture of Teru with a nest from the stage play
one ms paint drawing I did in winter waiting for summer and a little sequel sketch I did yesterday in memory of summer (i miss summer)
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helloooo my dearest darling listeners, i am back on my soapbox to regale you all with the marvelous things i witnessed/experienced on my Whimsical As Fuck™️ three hour drive today. not necessarily in order <3
some cute does with bigass floppy ears / very sweet waitress who called me "hon" and put the most tasty looking crepes on my table / a pair of hawks divebombing a golden eagle / a kite (the bird) / a flock of magpies / some GORGEOUS scenery / a rainbow / lovely rain sprinklings / MORE gorgeous scenery, i mean what the fuck / fields of purple/orange/red tipped bushes / a meadow of buttercup-yellow very tall grass, in which many picturesque trees stood / lots of fluffy, adorable, tasty cows / a large herd of likely-feral horses with a wonderful variety of patterns & colors / the fluffiest husky ever / the juxtaposition of cold wind through an open window + warm sunlight / the most stunning snow-coated mountain of whites and blues in the sun, wreathed in clouds / no seriously some really fucking Gorgeous scenery, i was near tears with some of it
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i've never seen your stereotypical dove in my life. if i believed aphrodite only manifested in doves and swans (to name a few) i would never see her in the world around me. that's not what she wants, i know this, she wants to be with me through every step of my life, hovering over my shoulder and reminding me that she's here with me.
so, i started associating her with pigeons. aphrodite pandemos, walking in the streets with every pigeon alongside her. the pigeons approach people, walk by the humans that visit the streets, and like to perch nearby and curiously watch what we're up to. the pigeons that are kept as adored pets, loving their humans with every breath they take. the little aussie pigeons too, that like to watch me read in a seat or peck on the windows to let me know that they're there.
that's aphrodite to me.
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Velvet Snaps
Daffodil: Dad, I swear it wasn't my fault-
Velvet: Don't you even FUCKING start, Daff! I don't want to hear it!
Daffodil: Okay, I'm sorry. Dad, can you say something?
Cardin: Uh... Listen, we're not mad. Just disappointed.
Velvet: Well, I'm glad you're not mad. BECAUSE I! AM FUCKING FURIOUS! MAKING ME LEAVE WORK! TO PICK UP YOUR SHIT-FOR-BRAINS! BECAUSE YOU! THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA! TO THROW A WATER BALLOON! AT THE FUCKING HEADMASTER!
Cardin: Velv, remember what the doctor said about your heart-
Velvet: FUCK THE DOCTOR, AND FUCK YOU!
Cardin: (Looks at kid) Listen, Daff, we're wanna be fair here, so you're grounded for three weeks and we're taking away your Schnee-Box.
Daffodil: Ugh! This is such bullshit...
Velvet: GET OUT! GET OUT, YOU CAN FUCKING WALK HOME!
Daffodil: But what about the Grimm? They'll attack me!
Velvet: I HOPE THEY FUCKING DO!
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https://www.instagram.com/kze___lavender/
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