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storysofanavenger · 2 years

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Maroon

Pairing: Thor X fem!reader

Summary: You and Thor have been a thing for a while now, but nobody knew. You catch him talking about you to one of the Avengers.

Warnings: biig soft FLUFF!!

Author Note: Inspired by the song Maroon from Taylor‘s new Album Midnights.

Word Count: 608

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„Come on Thor we‘re late already“ you say annoyed while standing at the door. Tony threw another Party tonight, it was the first one since you and Thor started dating 2 Months ago. It wasn‘t even planned - how could you even Plan dating the GOD of Thunder? You always thought he didn’t even know you existed. You were one of Stark‘s very close assistants and quickly became friends with all of the Avengers. It was like you were their group teddy bear. Everyone loved you, but you always had a crush on that otherworldly Man. Thor seemed like a golden retriever, he was fascinated by anything from Earth and wanted to know everything. You guys talked a lot but it was more like you were his personal Google. It stayed this way until that one Day, the Avengers talked about their next mission and Tony ordered some Wine you should get. As you returned with the Wine glasses you bumped into Thor in the hallways, all the wine spilled on your shirt leaving a big burgundy stain. The rest was history..

Thor came down the Stairs, wearing one of his „Earth Clothes“ suits and looking godly. His blue eyes were sparkling and piercing right through your heart. You couldnt help but smile at him, he‘s just the cutest. „I‘m coming, i‘m right he- Wow! Y/N you look absolutely gorgeous.“ he was stunned by your appearance. You wore a beautiful, tight dress that showed all of your curves he loved so much. He wraps his strong arms around you and gave you a kiss. „I dont know how I should leave my hands off of you tonight..“ he whispers with a tone of lust in his voice. You laugh and escaped from his grip. „We can‘t tell them. Not yet. You know I can‘t lose my job and if Tony finds out that we‘re dating he‘s gonna..“ you explained to him every time but his Puppy eyes made it even harder. He wants to tell the whole world and all the galaxies that you‘re HIS. „He‘s gonna let you go, I know i know. I dont understand you humans. Why not Celebrate LOVE??“ he ends your sentence and follows you through the door. He swings his Hammer, your new favorite way if traveling, and you‘re off to the new Stark Tower. As you arrived, you gave each other one more kiss after making clear who‘s gonna go in first. „You might wanna cover that up.“, he then said pointing to your collarbone and went inside. You got your pocket mirror out of your purse and saw a little hickey, you laughed and followed Thor a few minutes after.

Thor was already talking to Steve and Bruce as you arrive. You joined Nat at the bar and got a drink. „Who you got that from?“ Nat instantly pointed out your hickey and smirked at you. „That‘s my secret“ you answered and laughed. You just hear Thor talking to the guys behind you, his deep voice overtones everything else. „…I met her in New York. She‘s the most beautiful human I‘ve ever laid my eyes on. Even more beautiful than any Asgardian. She was honored to be in my presence of course, but I was just as pleased. It was magical, we drank wine, slow danced through the Night..“ you smiled at his words. „You really got softer. Didnt know you‘re such a romantic!“ Tony suddenly said. Almost everyone gathered around and listened to his Love story. „That‘s what happens when you‘re in Love“ Thor replied with a smile and took a sip of Wine while looking at you.

#thor #thor x reader #thor x female reader #chris hemsworth #fanfic #avengers #thor fanfic #mcu #marvel #asgard #x reader #y/n #your name #taylor swift #maroon #midnights

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pesterloglog · 7 months

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Karkat Vantas, Terezi Pyrope, Sollux Captor, Equius Zahhak

Act 5, page 2543

PAST carcinoGeneticist [PCG] 6:12 HOURS AGO opened public transtimeline bulletin board TEAM ADORABLOODTHIRSTY.

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PCG 6:12 HOURS AGO opened memo on board TEAM ADORABLOODTHIRSTY.

PCG: OK I THINK I SET THIS UP RIGHT.

PCG: FUCK I SHOULD HAVE COME UP WITH A BETTER BOARD NAME.

PCG: BUT I GUESS THAT'S THE NAME IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE SINCE THAT'S THE NAME THAT

PCG: UH

PCG: I ALREADY READ.

PCG: WOW THAT PROBABLY WON'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ANYBODY.

PCG: WHATEVER, IT'S JUST A STUPID NAME, LET'S JUST DO THIS.

PCG: THIS IS A PUBLIC BULLETIN USING TROLLIAN'S WEIRD TRANSTIMELINE FEATURES WHICH I DON'T EVEN REALLY UNDERSTAND YET.

PCG: BUT I'M GUESSING MIGHT BE USEFUL.

PCG: I'VE INCLUDED ALL TWELVE PLAYERS IN THE SUBSCRIPTION LIST SO YOU SHOULD ALL BE ABLE TO READ THESE MEMOS AT ANY TIME.

PCG: THAT IS, ALL THE MEMOS POSTED, PAST AND FUTURE. I THINK.

PCG: IT COULD GET PRETTY TEMPORALLY CONFUSING OBVIOUSLY. I'M GOING TO TRY TO KEEP THE MEMOS AS SIMPLE AND LINEAR AS POSSIBLE.

PCG: ALSO LET'S KEEP THIS A ONE-WAY-ONLY BULLETIN TO MAKE THIS AS SIMPLE AS POSSIBLE.

PCG: DO NOT REPLY TO MY MEMOS!!! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING CHATROOM, ASSHOLES.

PCG: IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME IN RESPONSE TO A MEMO, MESSAGE ME IN PRIVATE AT THE APPROPRIATE POINT ON THE TIMELINE.

PCG: FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS IS ABOUT THE TEAMS.

PCG: AS OF NOW, YOU SHOULD ALL BE AWARE THAT THERE IS REALLY ONLY ONE TEAM, AND WE ARE ALL WORKING TOGETHER.

PCG: AND BY "NOW" I MEAN TIME LOCAL TO ME AS OF WRITING THIS.

PCG: SO IF YOU'RE READING THIS IN THE PAST...

PCG: UH OK FIRST OF ALL, HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS FEATURE ALREADY? SECOND WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME.

PCG: WHATEVER I DIGRESS.

PCG: IF YOU'RE READING THIS IN THE FUTURE THEN WHO CARES, IT'S PROBABLY OLD NEWS TO YOU.

PCG: ACTUALLY NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT READING THIS IN THE FUTURE?

PCG: IT'S LIKE ANY BULLETIN BOARD, YOU POST STUFF AND IT SITS THERE FOR A WHILE AND PEOPLE IN "THE FUTURE" READ IT.

PCG: HUH. BIG FUCKING DEAL I GUESS.

PAST gallowsCalibrator [PGC] 5:51 HOURS AGO responded to memo.

PGC: OH MY GOD K4RK4T!

PGC: WHO C4R3S!!!!! >:O

PCG banned PGC from responding to memo.

PCG: ANYWAY LIKE I WAS SAYING.

PCG: ONE BIG TEAM, OVER WHICH I HAVE ASSUMED TOTAL LEADERSHIP.

PCG: I WILL ASSUME THAT IT WILL CONTINUE TO STAY THIS WAY FOR THE DURATION OF OUR QUEST, AND THAT I WILL REMAIN AN IMPECCABLE LEADER FOR A SPAN OF HUNDREDS OF HOURS WHILE I GUIDE US ALL TO A STUNNING VICTORY.

PCG: IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN NEED TO ASSUME.

PCG: I BROWSED THROUGH THIS WHOLE BULLETIN IN ADVANCE, AND IT DOES APPEAR TO BE THE CASE. GO ME.

PCG: IN FACT, SINCE I'VE SEEN WHAT I WILL WRITE IN THE FUTURE, I WONDER WHAT IMPETUS I WILL HAVE FOR WRITING IT LATER WHEN I'M SUPPOSED TO?

PCG: I WONDER IF I COULD JUST COPY/PASTE IT... HOLD ON.

PCG: DAMN.

PCG: I GUESS THEY THOUGHT OF THAT? I DUNNO. I TRIED TO LOOK AT THE WHOLE BULLETIN AGAIN, BUT NOW THAT I'VE OPENED THIS ONE FROM THE BEGINNING, I CAN'T SEE THE WHOLE THING ANYMORE.

PCG: UNLESS I LOOK AT IT ON ONE OF YOUR COMPUTERS...

PCG: OR MAYBE IF YOU SEND ME LIKE A TEXT FILE OF IT? WOULD THAT CAUSE A PARADOX OR SOMETHING?

PCG: YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS SO STUPID.

PCG: I ACTUALLY REMEMBER READING ALL THIS SHIT LIKE A HALF HOUR AGO, AND NOW HERE I AM TYPING IT ANYWAY.

PCG: I PROBABLY CAN'T AVOID TYPING ANY OF THIS, HOW WEIRD IS THAT.

PCG: I HATE TIME TRAVEL.

PAST twinArmageddons [PTA] 0:34 HOURS AGO responded to memo.

PTA: eheheheheh KK iim ba2iically ju2t lmao here at thii2, WOW.

PCG: HOLY FUCKING SHIT, ARE YOU PEOPLE RETARDED.

PTA: dude don't worry ii wont fuck up your memo for long, ii ju2t cant beliieve thii2 wa2 the biig rea2on you wanted "future me" two help you open tho2e port2.

PTA: two ba2iically ju2t babble about paradoxe2 and argue wiith your2elf for hundred2 of page2 heheheh.

PCG: OK SO YOU'RE SAYING THIS FROM LIKE 5 HOURS IN THE FUTURE JUST TO GIVE ME A HARD TIME, NICE.

PCG: WELL THANKS FOR THE HELP, SO WHEN DO I BAN YOU, FUTURE BOY?

PTA: a few liine2 down, after ii pretend liike iim goiing two diie.

PTA: iim 2ure for a laugh on account of my iimmiinent banniing, FUCK how could you even do that two me.

PTA: 2o cold man.

PCG: ARE YOU REALLY STILL SORE AT ME FIVE HOURS LATER FOR RUNNING THAT VIRUS, GOD DAMN GET OVER IT.

PCG: IT WAS YOUR FUCKING VIRUS ANYWAY, YOU'RE TO BLAME.

PTA: eheh no bro we're cool about that, now future you ii2 connectiing wiith me 2o ii can enter the game.

PCG: OH YEAH?

PTA: yeah 2o thank2 for that fiive hour2 iin advance.

PCG: THIS IS BS ISN'T IT.

PCG: TROLLING ME FROM THE FUTURE, HOW JUVENILE CAN YOU GET.

PTA: no man iit2 true, we are bulge bumpiing pupa pal2 agaiin.

PCG: OH FUCK THIS CONDESCENDING FUTURE KNOWITALL ACT, WE AREN'T BUMPING SHIT, YOU ARE SO BANNED.

PTA: nooooooo, not the ban, it buuuuuuurn2, oh god hahahaha.

PTA: waiit.

PTA: oh god.

PTA: iit doe2 burn.

PTA: 2omethiing'2 wrong, iim 2eriiou2!

PTA: that horriible p2ychiic noii2e

PTA: the voiice2

PTA: they're all goiing two diie

PTA: oh 2HiiT iim bleediing

PTA: 2hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

PTA: thii2 ii2 bad

PTA: ii have two get her iin quiick

PTA: got two go

PCG banned PTA from responding to memo.

PCG: AND SO THE PORCINE HOOF BELONGING TO THE SWOLLEN HAG KNOWN AS LADY DESTINY HAS STOMPED ANOTHER THROAT.

PCG: WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS IS NEXT?

PCG: NOBODY???

PCG: OK, GOOD.

PCG: ALTHOUGH I'M FAIRLY SURE I REMEMBER SOMEONE ELSE CHIMING IN BEFORE I CLOSED THIS MEMO.

PCG: YOU ADD DISORDERED SHIT RINSERS CAN'T KEEP YOUR LASCIVIOUS PRONGS OUT OF THE ROE HOLE, CAN YOU.

PCG: SOLLUX, FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, OR PAST REFERENCE OR WHATEVER

PCG: IF YOU WANT TO DO THAT KIND OF ROLEPLAYING, YOU CAN START YOUR OWN BULLETIN.

PCG: YOU CAN ALL ACT LIKE BRAINDEAD ASSWIPES IN YOUR OWN FESTERING FLAP OF PARADOX SPACE, FINE WITH ME.

PCG: EVERYONE WILL BE SO CONFUSED BY THE TIME PARADOXES, IT WILL DISTRACT THEM FROM HOW AWFUL THEIR TERRIBLE HOBBIES ARE.

PCG: CHOOSE YOUR CLASSES NOW! LEVEL 69 NOOKSNIFFER IS UP FOR GRABS, WHO WANTS IT.

PCG: NO THAT'S NOT AN INVITATION FOR YOU FUCKING NERDS TO COME IN HERE AND CORRECT ME ON YOUR GODDAMN FAIRY ELVES.

PCG: JUST DO ME A FAVOR AND KEEP ME BANNED FROM THAT ONE OK.

PCG: I'LL RETURN THE FAVOR IF YOU NERD UP MY MEMOS, I SERIOUSLY CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MANY FUCKING NERDS ARE ON THIS TEAM.

PCG: JUST REMEMBER THIS IS MY PERSONAL PODIUM, A STUMP IF YOU WILL, FOR SOLE USE BY ME AS LEADER FOR IMPORTANT LEADERSHIP BUSINESS.

PCG: GOT IT?????????

FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] 612 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FCG: GROAN.

FCG: THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.

FCG: WHAT WAS I EVEN THINKING.

PCG: STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PCG banned FCG from responding to memo.

PCG: OK, I'M FED UP WITH THIS MEMO, GONNA CLOSE IT OUT.

PCG: YOU'LL HEAR FROM ME AGAIN LATER WHEN I GOT SOMETHING ELSE TO SAY, I.E. JUST SCROLL DOWN YOU DOUCHE.

PCG: IT'S ALL RIGHT THERE ALREADY.

PCG: BECAUSE OF

PCG: TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEL!

PCG: I KNOW, RIGHT?

PCG: ANYWAY, JUST TO REITERATE:

PCG: FULL STEAM AHEAD

PCG: LEADER = ME FOREVER, OBVIOUSLY

PCG: PEACE THE FUCK OUT DBAGS

CURRENT centaursTesticle [CCT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CCT: D --> I'd like to add to this useless memorandum

CCT: D --> That I still don't recognize the validity of your leadership

PCG: SWEET MOTHER GRUB'S OOZING VESTIGIAL THIRD ORAL SPHINCTER.

PCG: HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE BE SO STUPID.

CCT: D --> It may be true that we are all playing in the same session, but I see no reason to disband the former power structure

CCT: D --> Especially if it means instituting a tactical midget with a short fuse, a foul mouth, and paralyzing insecurity over the color of his b100d

CCT: D --> That's all I have to say

PCG: OH I HAVE A SHORT FUSE! THAT'S VERY FUNNY, YOU CAN ALMOST HEAR ME LAUGH OVER THE SOUND OF THE ROBOT YOU ARE PROBABLY BEATING TO DEATH.

PCG: OR DOING WORSE TO.

PCG: HEY, YOU DO KISS YOUR ROBOTS, RIGHT?

CCT: D --> Uh

PCG: MIGHT AS WELL CLEAR THE AIR AS LONG AS WE'RE BROADCASTING THIS ACROSS THE ENTIRE SPACETIME CONTINUUM.

CCT: D --> Not usually

PCG: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PCG: THE FUNNY THING IS IN THE FUTURE EVERYONE WILL RECOGNIZE ME AS THE UNDISPUTED LEADER, EVEN YOU.

PCG: YOU WILL BE STANDING ON THE TIPPYTOES OF YOUR IDIOTIC METAL SHOES, TAKING DELICATE PURCHASE OF MY NUBBY HORNS AND HOISTING YOURSELF OVER MY HEAD TO PUT YOUR SWEATIEST TOUGH GUY SMOOCH UPON MY TWITCHING SPINE LUMP.

PCG: IT WILL BE TENDER AND DEFERENTIAL, LIKE A PAUPER KISSING A NOBLE'S RING.

PCG: JUST SCROLL DOWN, READ THE LOGS.

CCT: D --> Nowhere have I seen evidence of this

CCT: D --> Most of this is you from various points in time raving about nonsense and arguing with yourself

CCT: D --> Do you realize that here in the future, this bulletin has come to be regarded as something of a joke

CCT: D --> A lengthy piece of comedy, often quoted amongst ourselves in private moments of levity

CCT: D --> It seems I'm the one to inform you of this up front

CCT: D --> Which is likely why you persist with the ingratiating charade against better judgement

PCG: YOU'RE GETTING OFF ON THIS AREN'T YOU

CCT: D --> What do you mean

PCG: THIS EXCITES YOU, BEING THE TOUGH GUY AND PRETENDING LIKE YOU'RE PUTTING THE AWESOME LEADER IN HIS PLACE.

PCG: YOU'RE PROBABLY WORKING UP A GOOD SWEAT.

PCG: HOPE YOU ALCHEMIZED A BUNCH OF SPARE TOWELS.

PCG: HEY WHY DON'T YOU && THEM WITH YOUR SPONGEY BRAIN FOR EXTRA ABSORBENCY.

CCT: D --> How do you know about my perspiration problem

CCT: D --> I mean, aside from reading about it in this memo

CCT: D --> Wait

CCT: D --> Fudgesicles

PCG banned CCT from responding to memo.

PCG closed memo.

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#homestuck #karkat vantas #terezi pyrope #sollux captor #equius zahhak #homestuck act 5 #page 2543 #homestuck act 5 act 1

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misssolitudesmusicblog · 2 years

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My Music for November 2022

Dear Tumblr,

Happy Sweet November, as we close out the month I hoped that my readers on here had a great Thanksgiving with friends and family. I know I most certainly did and I’m forever grateful for the lessons and blessing 2022 brought this year and although the year is not entirely over we still have Christmas to look forward to. For now if we sit in our present moment to savor the last hours of November left until next year.

“The smell of rain and wet trees-the smell of the last days of November” - Mihail Sebastian, For Two Thousand Years

As always here is the link for November’s Music Playlist on Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4u7I5xm3tdKgP5MYjeAJd3?si=1f2d373d30dd4c65

without further adieu coming in at number…

42. Ceremony by Chromatics, Glass Candy

41. Goo Goo Muck by The Cramps

40. Inaudible by Manchester Orchestra

39. Baby, Let Me Follow You Down by Lou Reed

38. Tuff girl by strongboi

37. Rolling In the Deep by Adele

36. Happier When Your Gone by alt-J

35. Blank Space by I prevail

34. Dance Mess Around by The B-52’s

33. Try by ISLAND 32. Affection by Mahri, Angel Olsen, The Vines

31. Morning in the Aves by The Backseat Lovers

30. No Rule by Manchester Orchestra

29. Viciously Lonely by The Backseat Lovers

28. The Concubine by Beirut

27. Cover Me (Slowly) by Deerhunter

26. Tides upon Jupiter by Devil’s Witches

25. Journal Entry by Orion Sun

24. K-hole by CocoRosie

23. Tracks (Tall Bodies)by Chelsea Wolfe

22. Rose Blood by Mazzy Star

21. Watching You Go by Indie Anthony

20. Wanders of the Mind by The Internet, Mac Miller

19. Lavender by Biig Piig

18. Drunk on myself by anees

17. Woods by Mac Miller

16. Queens Highway by Menahan Street Band

15. Chances-Instrumental by Monophonics, Kelly Finnigan

14. Never Gonna To Let You Go by Stevie Dinner

13. Silhouette by The Backseat Lovers

12. Grateful by Koda the Friend

11. Spike Lee by Key Glock

10. Gas Drawls by MF Doom

9. God’s Bathroom Floor by Atmosphere

8. Snowbank Blues by The Backseat Lovers

7. Those Eyes by New West

6. You by Nate Traveller

5. High by the Beach by Chris Webby

4. To Me Alina Baraz

3. Pass the Water by Rae Luna

2. Free by SALUT

1. Power In Numbers by Murs, The Grouch,Reverie, Thees Handz

“Grateful to have met you, Thankful to have let you go.”

Sincerely Miss Solitude

#Spotify #music #music playlist #music appreciation #november

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thekillingmoonmoon · 2 years

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Hi moon, I hope everything is okay. I don’t mean to rush, but are you still continuing your Choso series? It’s been a few weeks and I was beginning to worry. This isn’t to rush you, but just to check up on how you’re feeling🤍

- 🌼✨ anon

Hello hello

Firstly, thank you for being so damn polite <3 I've been feeling really guilty about Choso and I was expecting someone to ask :( but you were so kind

Okay, so I've been literally travelling for six weeks, both nationally and internationally (The UK is pretty cool ngl) and I've been super busy

I know I've been posting Toji and Hanma content, but that's mostly because they're super easy to write. Toji is Daddy and Hanma is a feral man that unfortunately crept into my heart.

Choso... well, Choso is different. Choso is special. Choso is my gentle gothic husband and I want to make sure I get the AU correct (my vampire lore is janky) and that I do more than make Choso some cold vampire lord that doesn't express himself but doesn't also gush about his wifey but also isn't creepy.

He's difficult and I love him and I want to do him justice <3 I hope you understand

the next chapter (a biig one) will probably drop next Monday because I should be settled by then

Once more, thank you for your patience and politeness <3

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xhudgenssistersconfessions · 2 years

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I just think that everything is feuding sometimes it just distanced, i mean, like shawn he disappeared, and i don't think they are friends today, normal. Im not saying there was nothing between ashley but like it doesn't have to be bad blood or a super biig deal behind

None of us ashley Stans have said she’s innocent either lol. Y’all also must be blind 🙄

Effort this effort that! Suddenly effort means the world to Ashley but isn't Vanessa the one that for over a decade gave the most effort. The most support. Despite the shit Ashley has done and the shade she has thrown over the years V stood by her. But the second Vanessa stops making Ashley a priority friend she drops her and feels offended and shades her friends in a bday post dedicated to her. LOL I feel like thats a Ashley issue. Vanessa is allowed to be busy, travel and have new friends.

If there is a conflict between two people - they both are to blame for it anon. Ashley and Vanessa grown up together and both change a lot during lifetime - it's pretty normal. Sometimes even closest friends can go separate ways. And it's impossible to say that Ashley is necessary mean and Vanessa is necessary naive as hell cause we all here don't even know them personally (posts in IG isn't a measure of reality, you know?). Their falling outs is their own buisness - and that's the end of discussion.

#answered

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starzgaze · 2 years

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𒀭 ˖ ࣪ 𓂃 70 FOLLOWERS EVENT !

scenario: your best friend that somehow almost knows everyone on this world sets you up with a blind date ! but its not any other ordinary blind date, youre being set up with one of the most popular or famous people on the internet !

there's some objects thats been laid down infront of you, your bestfriend said to pick one of these objects, they said that these objects will determine who will be your date and these objects reflects the person you're gonna go on a date with !

"now pick carefully, we dont want an awkward date now, do we?"

OPTIONS :

𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ Music sheets : it has a aroma of apple cider.

𓆩 ♡ 𓆪 Wine bottle : it has some swan-like designs on the bottle, and it looks expensive.

﹆ׂׂ ˖ ◗ Cocktail shaker : its a stainless steel one! it has a letter engraved onto the steel, letter "R"

࣪𖦆 ˓ Old Brooch : It has Chinese-dragon designs engraved onto it, it looks elegant and fancy.

𖣠 𓏲·˚ ₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ Plush Narwhal : a tiny plush narwhal and with a cute tiny smile and a pair of beady eyes staring through your soul.

﹕₊˚ ✦ ( ^..^) Maple Leaf : just a red maple leaf.

♡ ﹕₊˚ ໑̶ A travelling souvenir : its a cute souvenir, it seems like you've seen this souvenir before like you received this before as a gift from a certain pair of twins

⛸️ ˑ 𖥻 ִ ۫ Tiny skateboard toy : its those tiny skateboard toys that you play with your hands, it has the Chinese nuo mask as its main design

⁀➷ ˖˚₊⠀Cleaning Supplies : its just a bunch of cleaning supplies, you thought that this person has to be a house wife or husband.

CLASSIC LOCATIONS

"Pick a location to spend the date ! be sure that the both of you enjoys the scenery ~"

꒰୨୧꒱ ARCADE : A good location for people who likes games !

` ⋆ ໑̶ PEOPLE WHO LOVES IT HERE: xiao, venti, childe

꒰୨୧꒱BEACH DATE : sand in your sandals, yuck

` ⋆ ໑̶ PEOPLE WHO LOVES IT HERE: childe, kaeya, diluc, lumine/aether

꒰୨୧꒱CAFE : a great meet-up spot !

` ⋆ ໑̶ PEOPLE WHO LOVES IT HERE: xiao, kazuha, zhongli, venti, lumine/aether

꒰୨୧꒱ AT HOME : at the comfort of your own/date's home.

` ⋆ ໑̶ PEOPLE WHO LOVES IT HERE: xiao, venti, tohma, childe, kazuha, aether

꒰୨୧꒱ FANCY RESTAURANT : expensive food, but the food is extremely good, but you have no idea how to pay this without your date's help.

` ⋆ ໑̶ PEOPLE WHO LOVES IT HERE: zhongli, kaeya, diluc, childe, tohma, kazuha, aether/lumine

꒰୨୧꒱ CINEMA : watching movies with your date with a biig screen !

` ⋆ ໑̶ PEOPLE WHO LOVES IT HERE: aether/lumine, childe, xiao, venti, kaeya

꒰୨୧꒱AMUSEMENT PARK : a park with lots of attraction.

` ⋆ ໑̶ PEOPLE WHO LOVES IT HERE: venti, aether/lumine, xiao, kaeya, diluc, kaeya

RULES !!

𖦆 ˓ NO NSFW

𖣠 𓏲·˚ If youre gonna rquest a date location that isnt up in the optiom please mention what is it in your ask

𖦆 ˓ You have two choices to pick to visualise your request: drawing or writing, of course you can pick or one but if you pick both please note it will take longer for me to finish/answer your ask

𖣠 𓏲·˚ if you request an object that isnt up in the choices, then i will have to ignore/delete your ask

𖦆 ˓ if you want to add yandere themes to your request please say it in your request !

𖣠 𓏲·˚ importantly have fun !

#` ; ko arsenal !! ˊ #genshin #genshin impact #` ; ko festivals !! ˊ #` ; ko online creators/streamer au !! ˊ #yandere diluc x reader #yandere kaeya #yandere genshin x reader #yandere xiao #yandere xiao x reader

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sleepyearthbabe · 3 years

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12, 22, 44, 57

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

ooo favorites, haha always changes I feel, hmm

In a dream by Hether, Roses and gold Biig Piig, Frou-frou foxes in Midsummer Fires Cocteau Twins, Nature's Joint (((O))), Je suis Infini (((O))).

22.Where would you like to travel? Iceland, Egypt, Finland, Norway, France, Japan, Italy, Peru, Ireland.

44. Trip to outer space or the bottom of the ocean? Hmm ocean since it hasn't really been explored very much tbh, especially the bottom of the ocean lol

57. Favorite food? Hmm that's hard to answer, I love so much food,and I feel it changes often with the seasons.

Thank you!

#personal #questions #asks

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2hiippiing-blog · 6 years

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vwanity replied to your post: iin thii2 guy’2 defen2e, ii too would 2teal a tr33...

vwhich apps did you devwelop?

ii dabbled iin productiiviity and travel app2 but my biig break wa2 thii2 datiing app no biig deal.

#vwanity #chattiing

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biigtravel · 2 years

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XE CHAMPHONE LOOP

The loop helps you discover the Champhone District hosting the biggest Ramsar Wetland in Laos.

The discovery is filled with full of beautiful landscape and traditional culture of the local people

#Xe Champhone Loop #Central Laos #biig travel

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2twopiid · 6 years

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gho2ty replied to your post “gho2ty replied to your post: coin-flipped replied...”

oh well then u2e p2ii two move boat. fa2t travel tiime.

nyoom

that’2 what we diid on the biig boat la2t tiime!

#gho2ty #repliie2 #iif ii can get two land before 2unrii2e that would be dope.#cau2e ii don't really want two be on the open 2ea wiithout 2un2creen.#but al2o iif iit'2 two clo2e two dawn by the tiime ii get there ii'm gonna have two waiit untiil du2k agaiin anyway #2o ii can ob2cure my vii2age lmao.

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xxleoparden · 7 years

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20 Questions

Rules: answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you would like to get to know better.

Alrighty then, so in spite of 10 years of friendship, my so-called bff does not mean she knows enough about me ... I have actually been forced to this much against my will with a dildo squeezed against my ear and a threat of fuss if I did not do it. So here are 20 facts that she knows very well in advance. Relax it’s a joke not a dick, don’t take it so hard. ;)

Name: Just call me Brib.

Nickname: Ooh... Where do i start? I got the nickname Leoparden for a few years back by @mercyisnotasignofweakness it has become xxLeoparden as I'm called on most social media, etc. I have been called Bacon’Princess, Britosaurus, Sunshine, Kim Possible, BigBoobs, Hell, Satan's daughter, and many more. Most friends call me Bribber or Britter'Spritter. (The last suggests that I'm drinking all the time, which I do not!)

Zodiac sign: Cancer. As in the crayfish, not the terrible disease. I’m not that evil.

Height: 177 cm in American that’s 6″

Orientation: I prefer to say I'm bisexual, the very right term is somewhat longer and hard to explain.

Ethnicity: I’m European.

Favourite fruit: Watermelon! Omnomnomnomnom

Favourite season: Can i pick all of them? I love the danish year from start to end. The only thing that i’m not a big fan of is the wind. A little wind is okay, but when it’s nearly stormy and my hair gets all over my face and i don’t have any control over it. that’s not okay.

Favourite book series: I haven’t read that many books, especially not book series... But i enjoyed the Millennium. Right now I’m reading a book serie called Calendar Girl.

Favourite flower: Roses! All kind of roses in all kind of shapes and colours. I can’t help myself i just love those. <3

Favourite scent: Bacon! Lot’s of bacon getting fried. mmmmhhhh

Favourite colour: Blue. Like my bright blue eyes.

Favourite animals: I love really big cat animals like the leopard, cheetah, tiger, panther and lynx. Then i’m a BIIG dog person. As long as the dog is bigger than the normal house cat.... A hairless rat is not a dog in my point of view,,,

Coffee, tea or cocoa: Can i please not at all? I'm so little started learning to drink hot cocoa. But I prefer a glass of water ....

Average sleep hours: 4-5 hours . in weekends maybe 6-7 hours... I work 37 hours a week and continue doing housework when I get home. That leaves you with not many hours to sleep in.

Cat or dog person: Dog. As you can see / read in the question a few lines further up.

Favourite fictional characters: Can i choose Wall-E ? I’m gonna choose Wall-E.

Number of blankets you sleep with: In the winter I sleep with a really big duvet. I like turning myself into a burrito. In the summer I have a little light duvet to sleep with.

Dream trip: I really wanna travel the whole fucking world. Like every single place on the earth i want to visit. My dream trip however is backpacking or road tripping with some good friends or my boyfriend.

Blog created: I have no fucking idea... xD

Number of followers: 11 i think... I’m really not good at this tumblring... And most of you guys are probably Skanks who want to fuck me... xD

Alright so now I’m supposed to tag 20 followers to do the same .. But I don’t have 20 followers... But @trilltrollaj @christinahestehave let me see you do this. :)

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gizoogletranslateshomestuck · 7 years

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> Equius: Riznead first miznemo.

PAST carcinoGeneticist [PCG] 6:12 HOURS AGO opened public transtimeline bulletizzle B-to-tha-izzoard TIZZAY ADORABLOODTHIRSTY.

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PCG 6:12 HOURS AGO opened miznemo on biznoard TEAM ADORABLOODTHIRSTY.

PCG: OK I THINK I SIZZAY DIS UP RIGHT. PCG: FUCK I SHOULD HIZNAVE CIZZAY UP WIT A BALLER BIZZOARD NAME. PCG: BUT I GUESS THAT THA NAME IT WIZZAY SUPPOZE' TA HAVE SIZZINCE THAT THA NAME THAT PCG: Chill as I take you on a trip. UH PCG: Anotha dogg house production. I ALRIZZLE READ. PCG: Im crazy, you can't phase me. WIZZAY THAT PROBABLY WIZZAY MIZZLE IZZLE SENZE TA ANYBODY. PCG: WHATEVA, IT JIZZAY A STUPID NIZZAY, LET JIZZY DO DIS. PCG with the S-N-double-O-P: DIS BE A PUBLIC BULLETIN US'N TROLLIAN WEIRD TRANSTIMELINE FEATURES WHICH I DON'T IZZLE REALLY UNDERSTAND YET. PCG: BUT I'M FRONTIN' MIGHT BE USEFUL. PCG: I'VE INCLUDED ALL TWELVE CRACKA IN THA SUBSCRIPTION LIST SO YOU SIZZY ALL BE ABLE TA RIZZLE THEZE MEMOS AT ANY TIME. PCG: THAT BE, ALL THA MEMOS POSTED, PAST N FUTURE. I THINK. PCG: IT COULD GIT PRETTY TEMPORALLY CONFUS'N OBVIOUSLY. I'M GO'N TA TRIZZAY TA KIZZEEP THA MEMIZZLE AS SIMPLE AND LINEAR AS POSSIBLE. PCG fo gettin yo pimp on: ALSO LET KEEP DIS A ONE-WAY-ONLY BULLIZZLE TA MAKE DIS AS SIMPLE AS POSSIBLE. PCG: DO NIZZY REPLY TO MAH MEMOS!!! DIS BE NIZZAY A BLINGIN' CHATRIZZLE, ASSHOLES. PCG cuz Im tha Double O G: IF YIZZLE HIZZAVE SUM-M SUM-M TA SIZZY TA ME 'N RESPONSE TA A MEMO, MESSAGE ME 'N PRIZZLE AT THA APPROPRIATE POINT ON THA TIMELINE. PCG: FIRST ORDA OF BUSINESS IS 'BOUT THA TEAMS. PCG: AS OF NOW, YOU SHOULD ALL BE AWARE THAT THIZNERE BE R-E-A-DOUBLE-LIZZY ONLY ONE TEAM, N WE BE AIZZY WORK'N TOGETHER. PCG: Its just anotha homocide. N BY "NOW" I MEAN TIME LOCIZZLE TA ME AS OF WRIT'N DIS. PCG fo' real: SO IF YOE RHYMIN' DIS 'N THA PAST... PCG: UH OK FIZZLE OF ALL, HOW D-YA EVEN KNOW 'BOUT DIS FEATURE ALREADY? SECOND WHIZNY DIZNIDN'T YIZZOU FUCK'N TIZZELL ME. PCG: Chill as I take you on a trip. WHATEVA I DIGRESS. PCG: IF YOE READ'N DIS 'N THA FIZZLE THEN WHIZZAY CIZZLE, IT PROBABLY OLD NEWS TA YOU. PCG: ACTIZZLE NIZZAY THAT I THIZZLE 'BOUT IT, WHAT SO SPECIAL 'BOUT RIZZLE DIS 'N THA FUTURE? PCG: IT LIKE IZZLE BULLETIZZLE BOARD, YOU PIZZOST STUFF N IT SITS THIZZAY FO` A WHIZZILE N THUGZ 'N "THA FIZZLE" RIZZEAD IT. PCG: HUH. BIG RHYMIN' DEAL I GUESS.

PAST gallowsCalizzle [PGC] 5:51 HIZZLE AGO responded ta memo.

PGC: OH MAH GOD K4RK4T! Real niggas recognize the realness. PGC dogg: WHIZZAY C4R3S!!!!! >:O

PCG banned PGC from respond'n ta memo.

PCG: ANYWAY L-TO-THA-IZZIKE I WAS SAYING. PCG: They call me tha black folks president. ONE BIZNIG TIZZEAM, CRACKA WHICH I H-TO-THA-IZZAVE ASSUMED TIZZLE LEADERSHIP. PCG fo' real: I WIZNILL ASSUME THAT IT WILL CONTINUE TO STAY DIS WAY FO` THA DURATION OF OUR Q-TO-THA-IZZUEST, N THAT I WIZZAY REMAIN AN IMPECCABLE LEADER FO` A SPAN OF HUNDREDS OF HOURS WHILE I GUIDE US AIZZY TO A STUNN'N VICTORY. PCG: 'N FACT, I DON'T EVEN NEE' TA ASSUME. PCG so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: I BROWZE' THROUGH DIS WHOLE BULLETIN 'N ADVANCE, N IT DOES APPEAR TA BE THE CAZE. GO ME. PCG: Holla! IN FACT, SIZZY I'VE SEEN WHIZNAT I WILL WRITE 'N THA FUTURE, I CRACKA WHAT IMPETUS I WILL H-TO-THA-IZZAVE FO` TRIPPIN' IT LATA WHIZNEN I'M SUPPOZE' TA? PCG: I PIMP IF I COULD JUST COPY/PASTE IT... HOLD ON. PCG: DAMN. PCG: I GUESS THEY THOUGHT OF THAT? I DUNNO. I TRY TA LIZZAY AT THA WHIZZAY BULLETIN AGIZZLE, BUT NOW T-H-TO-THA-IZZAT I'VE OPENED DIS ONE FROM THA BEGINN'N, I CAN'T SEE THA WHIZZLE TH'N ANYMORE. PCG: UNLESS I LOOK AT IT ON ONE OF YO' COMPUTERS... PCG: OR MAYBE IF YIZZY SIZZLE ME LIKE A TIZZEXT FILE OF IT? WOULD THAT CAUZE A PARIZZLE OR SUM-M SUM-M? PCG: YIZNOU KNIZZAY WHAT, DIS BE SO STUPID. PCG: I ACTUALLY HUSTLA READ'N ALL DIS SHIZNIT LIZNIKE A HALF HOUR AGO, N NIZZOW HERE I BE TYP'N IT ANYWAY. PCG: I PROBABLY CAN'T AVIZZLE SPENDIN' ANY OF DIS, HIZZOW WEIRD BE THAT. PCG: I HATE TIZZY TRAVEL. PIZZLE twinArmageddons [PTA] 0:34 HOURS AGO responded ta mizzy yaba daba dizzle.

PTA: eheheheheh KK iim ba2iicizzle ju2t lmao hizzay at thii2, WOW.

PCG: HOLY FIZZLE SHIT, BE YIZNOU THUGZ RETARDED.

PIZZY: dude dizzle worry ii wizzont fuck up your memo fo` long, ii jizzle cant beliieve thii2 wa2 tha biig rea2izzle yizzay wantizzle "futizzle me" twizzo hizzy you izzle tho2e port2.

PTA wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: twizzay ba2iically ju2t B-to-tha-izzabble 'bout paradoxe2 n argue wizzy your2elf fo` hundrizzle2 of page2 hehizzle.

PCG: OK SO YOE SAY'N DIS FRIZNOM LIKE 5 HOURS 'N THA FUTURE JUST TA GIZZY ME A HIZZLE TIZNIME, NICE. PCG with the S-N-double-O-P: WELL THANKS FO` THA HELP, SO WHEN DO I BAN YIZZAY, FUTURE BOY?

PTA: a few L-to-tha-izziine2 down, afta ii pretend lizzy iim goi'n twizzo D-to-tha-izziie. PTIZZLE: iim 2ure for a L-to-tha-izzaugh on account of mah iimmiinent banni'n, FUCK how could you evizzle do that two me. PTA: Boo-Yaa! 2o C-to-tha-izzold dawg.

PCG: BE YOU REALLY STILL SIZZAY AT ME F-TO-THA-IZZIVE HOURS RAPPA FO` RUNN'N THAT VIRUS, GOD DAMN GIT GANGSTA IT. PCG: IT WIZZAS YO' FUCK'N VIRUS ANYWAY, Y-TO-THA-IZZOU'RE TA BLAME.

PTA: eheh no bro we're coo' 'bout that, now future you ii2 connecti'n wizzle me 2o ii cizzy enta tha game yeah yeah baby.

PCG: OH YEAH so i can get mah pimp on?

PTA: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. yizneah 2o thizzle2 fo` that fiive hour2 iin advance in tha mutha fuckin club.

PCG: DIS BE BS ISN'T IT. PCG: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. STEPPIN' ME FROM THA FUTURE, HIZNOW JUVENILE CIZZY YIZZY GIT.

PTA in tha mutha fuckin club: no dawg iit2 trizzay, we be bulge bumpi'n pizzupa pizzy2 agaiizzle.

PCG: OH FUCK DIS CONDESCEND'N FUTURE KNOWITALL ACT, WE IZZLE BUMP'N SHIT, YIZZOU ARE SO BANNED.

PTIZZA: nooooooo, not tha ban, it buuuuuuizzle2, oh gizzod hahahaha. PTA, ya feel me? wizzle. PIZZY: oh god. PTIZZLE: iit dizzle2 burn paper'd up. PTA, ya feel me? 2omethi'n'2 wrong, iim 2eriiou2! PTIZNA: that horrizzle p2ychiic noii2e PTIZNA: tha voiizzle2 PTA in tha hood: they're all goi'n two dizniie PTIZZAY: oh 2HiiT iim frontin' PTA: 2hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzle PTA: One, two three and to tha four. thii2 ii2 bizzay PTA: ii have twizzle git ha iin quiick PTIZNA: gots two go

PCG banned PTIZZLE frizzom respond'n ta mizzemo. Anotha dogg house production.

PCG: N SO THA PIZZLE HOOF CRUISIN' TO THA SWOLLEN HIZZAY KNOWN AS LADY DESTINIZZLE HAS STOMPIZZLE ANOTHA THROAT. PCG: WIZZY ONE OF YOU FUCKA BE NIZZAY fo gettin yo pimp on? PCG: NOBODY??? PCG: OK, GOOD. PCG: ALTHOUGH I'M FAIRLY SIZZY I REMEMBIZZLE SOMIZZLE ELZE CHIM'N 'N BEFORE I CLOZE' DIS MEMO. PCG: YIZZY ADD DISORDERED S-H-TO-THA-IZZIT WANNA BE GANGSTA CAN'T KEEP YOUR LASCIZZLE PRONGS OUT OF THA RIZZY HOLE, CIZNAN YOU. PCG in tha dogg pound: SOLLIZZLE, FO` FUTURE REFIZZLE, OR P-TO-THA-IZZAST REFERENCE OR HUSTLA PCG in tha mutha fuckin club: IF YOU WANT TA DO THAT KIND OF ROLEPLAY'N, YOU CAN START YO' OWN BULLETIN. PCG and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: YIZZOU CAN ALL AIZZY LIKE BRAINDEAD ASSWIPIZZLE 'N YO' OWN FESTERING FLAP OF PARIZZLE S-P-TO-THA-IZZACE, FIZZAY WIT ME. PCG: EVERYONE WIZNILL BE SO CONFUZE' BY THIZZLE T-TO-THA-IZZIME PARADOXES, IT WIZZLE DISTRACT THEM FROM HIZZY AWFUL THEY TERRIBLE HOBBIES BE. PCG but real niggaz don't give a fuck: CHOOZE YO' CLASZES NIZZAY! LEVEL 69 BITCH BE UP FO` G-R-TO-THA-IZZABS, WIZZY WANTS IT. PCG: NO THAT'S NOT AN INVITATION FO` YOU HO-SLAPPIN' NERDS TA COME 'N HERE N CORRECT ME ON YIZZLE GODDAMN FAIRY ELVES. PCG: J-TO-THA-IZZUST DO ME A FAVOR N KEEP ME BANNIZZLE FROM THAT ONE OK. PCG cuz its a G thang: I'LL RETURN THA FAVOR IF YOU NERD UP MAH MEMOS, I SERIOUSLY CIZZAY BIZZLE HIZZAY MANY FUCK'N NIZZY BE ON DIS TEAM. PCG: JUST REMEMBER DIS BE MAH PERSONAL PODIUM, A S-T-TO-THA-IZZUMP IF YOU WILL, FO` SIZNOLE UIZZY BY ME AS LIZZLE FO` IMPORTANT LEADERSHIP BUSINESS. PCG: GOTS IT?????????

FUTIZZLE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] 612 HIZZAY FROM NOW responded ta mizzay like this and like that and like this and uh.

FCG: GROAN. FCG: DIS BE SO EMBARRASSING. FCG: WHAT WIZNAS I EVEN THINKING.

PCG: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PCG bizzle FCG from respond'n ta memo. Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. PCG: OK, I'M FED UP WIZZY DIS MEMO, GONNA CLOZE IT OUT. PCG like old skool shit: YIZNOU'LL HEAR FRIZZOM ME AGAIN MOTHERFUCKA WHIZZEN I GOTS SUM-M SUM-M ELZE TA SAY, I.E. JUST SCROLL DOWN YIZZY DOUCHE. PCG: IT ALL RIGHT THERE ALREADY. PCG: COZ OF PCG: One, two three and to tha four. TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEL! PCG sho nuff: I KNOW, RIGHT? PCG so show some love, niggaz! ANYWAY, JIZNUST TO REITERATE: PCG where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': FULL STEAM AHEEZEE PCG: DRUG DEALA = ME GANGSTA, OBVIOIZZLE PCG: PEACE THA FIZNUCK OIZZY DBAGS

CURRENT centaursTesticle [CCT] RIGHT NOW responded ta memo.

CCT: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. D --> I'd lizzle ta add ta dis useless memorandum CCT: D --> Tizzy I still don't recognizzle tha validity of yo' leadership

PCG: SIZZY BALLER GRUB OOZ'N VESTIGIAL THIRD ORAL SPHINCTER. PCG: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. HOW CAN YOU THUGZ BE SO STUPID.

CCT fo yo bitch ass: D --> It may be true that we be all play'n 'n tha same sizzle, bizzle I see no reason ta disband the cracka pizzle strizzle CCT: D --> Especially if it means steppin' a tactical midget witta short fuze, a fizzle miznouth, n paralyz'n insecizzle ova the color of hizzy b100d CCT and yo momma: D --> That all I H-to-tha-izzave ta say

PCG: OH I HAVE A SHORT FUZE! THAT VERY F-U-DOUBLE-NIZZY, YOU CAN ALMOST H-TO-THA-IZZEAR ME LAUGH OVA THA S-TO-THA-IZZOUND OF THA ROBOT YIZNOU BE PROBABLY BEAT'N TA DEATH. PCG: OR DO'N WORZE TO. PCG: HIZZEY, YOU DO KIZZLE YO' ROBOTS, RIZZY?

CCT: D --> Uh

PCG: Tru niggaz do niggaz. MIZZIGHT AS WELL CLEAR THA AIR AS LIZZAY AS WIZZAY MOBBIN' DIS ACROSS THA ENTIZZLE SPACETIME CONTINUUM.

CCT: D --> Not usually

PCG: HAHAHAHAHIZZLE PCG ridin' in mah double R: THA FUNNY TH'N BE 'N THA FUTURE EVERYONE WIZZLE RECOGNIZE ME AS THA UNDISPUTED LEADA, EVEN YOU. PCG: YIZZY WIZZLE BE HO-SLAPPIN' ON THA TIPPYTOES OF YO' IDIOTIC METAL SHOES, TAK'N DELICATE PURCHAZE OF MAH NUBBY HIZNORNS AND CRUISIN' YOSELF BITCH MAH HEEZEE TA PUT YO' SWEATIEST TOUGH HOMEY SMOOCH UPON MAH TWITCH'N SPINE LUMP. PCG: IT WIZZY BE TENDA N DEFERIZZLE, L-TO-THA-IZZIKE A WANNA BE GANGSTA BLINGIN' A NOBLE RING. PCG: JUST SCRIZZLE DOWN, RIZZLE THA LOGS.

CCT: D --> Nowhere hizzle I sizzy evidizzle of dis CCT: D --> Most of dis be yizzay frizzom varizzles points 'n tiznime rav'n 'bout nonsenze n argu'n wit yoself CCT: D --> D-ya realize that hizzle 'n tha fizzle, dis bulletin has come ta be regizzle as sum-m sum-m of a jizzay CCT if you gots a paper stack: D --> A lengthy pizniece of comedy, often quoted amongst ourselves 'n private moments of levity CCT: D --> It seems I'm tha one ta inform yiznou of dis up front CCT: D --> Which be likizzle why you persizzle wit tha chillin' charade against betta judgement

PCG: YOE GETT'N OFF ON DIS IZZLE YIZZAY

CCT: D --> Wizzy d-ya mean

PCG: DIS EXCITES YIZZOU, BE'N THA TOUGH HOMEY N PRETEND'N LIKE YOE PUTT'N THA OFF THA HOOK LEADA 'N HIZZIS PLACE. PCG: YOE PROBABLY WORK'N UP A GIZZAY SWEAT. PCG: H-TO-THA-IZZOPE YIZZOU ALCHEMIZE' A BIZZUNCH OF SPARE TOWELS. PCG: HEY WHY DON'T YIZZY && THEM WIT YO' SPONGEY BRAIN FO` EXTRA ABSORBENCY.

CCT: D --> Hiznow d-ya knizzow 'bout mah perspirizzle problem CCT: D --> I mizzle, aside from read'n 'bout it 'n dis memo CCT: D --> Wait CCT: D --> Fudgizzles

PCG bizzle CCT from frontin' ta memo straight from long beach nigga.

PCG cloze' M-to-tha-izzemo.

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#Gizoogle #Homestuck #pg2542

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biigvoyage · 5 years

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[En français dessous] | HIGHLIGHTS | ⭐️ The world heritage town Luang Prabang is mostly known for its Buddhist temples & nice waterfalls. But there is actually a ton of amazing things to do that you should definitely not miss ! OUR BLOG ARTICLE ➡️ http://bit.ly/2Q6uiyZ

| INCONTOURNABLES | ⭐️ Luang Prabang, ville classée au patrimoine mondial de l'UNESCO, est surtout connue pour ses temples bouddhistes et ses jolies cascades. Mais il y a en réalité une tonne de choses incroyables à faire que vous ne devriez surtout pas manquer ! NOTRE ARTICLE DE BLOG ➡️ http://bit.ly/2Q6uiyZ

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whiterabbitpeak · 7 years

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Hanoi.

The South East Asian gem hidden in a within a Tungsten North

Captains Log Day 4 - 18/03/17 8:26 am. Jetstar Flight BL791.

The residue of a four-day bender was stuck to the Captain like a well-crafted Gỏi cuốn ( Vietnamese rice paper roll). The hangover, thirty years in the making was dealt out as a result of a three-day long celebration, filled with love, friends, and a whole heap of decisions that the body was now regretting. The early morning alarm buzzed, it was not required, the sandman had forgotten to visit or had gotten lost in the aftermath. The Captain softly tapped the Admiral on the shoulder, the three-day blur of celebrations was just about to get extended as the travelling duo were about to embark on another adventure to the unknown, this time it was the land of the Dragon and a visit to the Khmer empire.

Transport had arrived, however the Admiral had to make one quick stop to her place as she had overlooked to take a key piece of documentation, her passport. The journey had begun, as we took our first flight to KL, followed by a flight to Ho-Chi-Minh and lastly to reach our final destination, Hanoi. The travel time for the journey was, eighteen hours, with twelve hours of flight time and the remaining time spent in stopovers. The grand hangover and missing the sandman the previous few nights meant that, the twelve hours spent flying was consumed by a zombie like sleep. With delays and transit (and the hour-long taxi ride from the airport) the Captain was able to check into the residence at one in the morning. The residence for this leg, was a room that smelt so heavily of paint that both the Admiral and Captain were getting mild headaches from the scent, however with the fatigue, we continued our chroming and decided to adapt to the fumes. The exhaustion that came from the flights and stopovers (as well as the possible high from the fumes), there was not a chance that Admiral or the Captain was going to undertake any adventures for the night. The first night in Hanoi rather was spent establishing contact with Co-Captain and his first lieutenant who were also visiting the city.

Early morning once again the Captain’s eyes opened as the sun shone through the very freshly painted window, it was time to execute a plan of action for the day’s activities. he quickly contacted the co-captain and organised a meeting point. After some drama with an absent-minded (noob) tour organiser we had a private car to take us to the beautiful Ha Long bay for the day.

Reuniting with the first lieutenant and the co-captain at their hotel we all boarded a vessel and set forth to how long day. This is also the moment that we met our dizzy car driver. We still don’t know his name, although he started yelling when the Nguyen Song came on (must be his favorite). The remainder of the four-hour drive to Ha Long bay consisted of carpool karaoke between the co-captain and the driver of traditional Vietnamese songs, that were blaring over the car stereo throughout the journey – at this point it is important to note that the co-captain does NOT speak any Vietnamese. To add some further excitement to the journey some random points the dizzy driver grabbed the co-captain’s leg and squeezed it, once again there was no warning or precursor to this action. Later in the journey the co-captain got his revenge and also grabbed the driver’s leg without warning. The reason is still not known to any other passengers in the car. Another interesting moment was when the co-captain asked the driver to stop for a toilet break, since the dizzy driver did not understand English google translate was used, this resulted in shouting war between the co-captain and driver. We also did not stop for another twenty minutes. Once again reasons unknown to all in the car. After many intimate moments between the dizzy driver and co-captain and stopping at a pearl factory, the party finally reached Ha Long Bay. Here we quickly were ushered onto a boat with another tour and fed some very extravagant (but bland) lunch on a private table, as the boat went along island rocks. Meanwhile our Dizzy driver somehow made it to the top of the boat and the boat Captain had to stop and come over to ask him to get down. The party then spent the day cruising the bay, going on a bamboo boat and visiting some caves, we also had a tour guide commentary explaining how some of the rocks we passed looked like animals or objects. “look Scooby doo rock!”. We came to the realization that whoever named these rocks were on some serious amount of special Pho. Soon after exploring the caves it was time to bid the bay, g’day and return back to our dizzy driver.

The journey back was even more exciting and although our driver was not grabbing the co-captains leg he was busy piloting our ride through some local highway traffic. There were moments when we were a few centimeters off hitting someone, or going head on into a truck/bus. The music continued to blare and the Nguyen song, motivated Mr Dizzy like never before. Finally, we made it back to Hanoi City. A quick freshen up and we regrouped at a very fancy, but delicious restaurant suggested by the co-captain – Madame Hien. Here the food was fantastic, until the raw chicken came to the table, the chicken was so raw that we could hear it cock-o-doodling. The Captain explained how it was raw, however the staff insisted that is medium and red, like the duck we had ordered. It was a struggle to explain why pink chicken = bad. It was fine in the end, they decided to replace it, new chicken…. Also pink. Game over, and although the rest of the courses and the cocktails were fantastic, it was time to say goodbye and hope that the next few hours alcohol consumption killed the salmonella that was breeding in our stomachs. We headed to another bar and sat and drank until the Admiral fell asleep on the table, an indication that it was time to go. We said our farewells, as we were greeted by a street rat, and walked back to our hotels.

The next morning, the slight hangover shone its ugly head, we quickly got ready and met up with the co-captain and first-lieutenant in search for shoes and a shirt for the wedding which was on later in the day. We visited a huge market, in search for the co-captain’s shoes, and as we approached every store the storekeepers looked at the co-captain, looked down at his feet and signaled us to move on, others shook their heads and said “Too BIIG, Too BIIG”, we later found out the largest sizes these shoes had was a size nine, far too small for the co-captain. The Captain was fortunate to find a shirt for the wedding without issue, however the search for the shoes continued, as the time was running out. after visiting a few malls, we were able to find an Aldo that stocked the right sizes. Rushing we headed back, got ready and made it just in time for the traditional ceremony of Ray and Linh. Surrounded by family the simple giving away of the daughter, was emotional and heartfelt. We made some new friends and coordinated some drinks before the reception was to begin. This is when things got a little too messy. Conversation, laughs got the better of us and three long island ice-teas at an English pub later, we were stumbling out and heading to our hotels to change for the wedding. The Captain took this opportunity to hydrate as much as possible in order to survive the night.

The reception was grand. It was like the Oscars, red carpet, crystal, spotlights even a catwalk was set up – the MC announced the wedding couple and then the onslaught of food started, course after course this was going to be a big feed. Trying his best not to slur and hoping all the water he had drank started taking an effect, the Captain nibbled on the food. This is when the Vodka glistened on the table as the waiter dropped off three bottles, and a heap of shot glasses. Using the Lazy Susan in a very efficient way, the Co-Captain loaded the shots for the table. This continued for the next few hours until 2 bottles were gone and so were half the people there. Realizing it was our cue to leave, we finished up, and made a plan to regroup again after we got changed and ready for a night out. Not long after the Captain heard the distress calls from the bathroom, as he felt the vibration in his pocket. It was the First Lieutenant, sending out a beacon that the Co-Captain was in trouble. The Captain rushed to the bathroom, and found one of the cubicles locked with a grunting bear like noise coming from inside. It was the Co-Captain. As the Captain tried to knock, there would be no response. At this point the Captain went to the cubicle next door, climbed the toilet seat, only to see vomit EVERYWHERE! The Co-Captain looked up and both burst out in a fit of laughter. The Co-Captain used the water hose to clean the regurgitated food and they both emerged from the toilet triumphant.

Following this debacle and with the wedding reception over, they all parted ways to go back to their abodes to change and then head out. We all made a pact to meet up again after we changed into civilian clothes. The Admiral and Captain went home, changed and then made a quick detour to 4ps Pizza for a snack – This place was amazing. Better pizza than most in Melbourne. Scoffing down our meals we met up with the crew later at a bar. At this point the Captain tried to reach out to the Co-Captain, but hope was lost. He was not in good shape. The remaining troops were out in full force later joined by the bride and groom, the crew were drinking, smoking sheesha and having a big night, we bounced from one bar (Bar Prague) when it shut to Club Theater, for some dancing. As time went on some of the troops thinned out leaving a core group. This was only disbanded when the last remaining club switched on the lights. The Wedding day was over, and the Admiral and Captain headed back towards home, making a quick pit stop for some random street burritos and nachos.

Fighting to open his eyes, the Captain awoke to a warm room, meaning that it was afternoon time, his head was still pounding from the music from the night before. His aging body was not used to this. The Admiral and Captain moved at slug speed to get ready and head out of the hotel. The Co-Captain and First Lieutenant, had departed to Hong Kong, meaning that day would be dedicated to sight-seeing and exploration. Struggling out of bed first destination was Giang Café, the Captain and Admiral had been recommended to try the local famous egg coffee, and Giang was famous for being the best. Creeping down an ally way they found a hidden café, bustling with people- here they were able to try the egg coffee, it was like a condensed milk latte with an egg on top, although as a thought it was strange, the drink tasted awesome. Leaving on a caffeine high and able to process basic directions next was the lake of the returned sword. Here the Captain and Admiral crossed a river bridge and went to temple in which resided a giant turtle statue. Starving from the adventure and the hangover kicking in the temple was followed by lunch at a Lotteria, a fast food chain initially recommended, which turned out to be terrible fried goop. Later as the Captain and Co-captain were walking they got grabbed by Major Matt and commander Jess, who joined them on the expedition for the day. First up for the awesome foursome was the Hoa la Jail – a restored prison that was a benchmark example of Vietnamese torture and pain – it was so bad that in irony the USA named it the Hanoi Hilton. It was a political prison where the prisoners were held, interrogated, tortured and killed, The Captain & Major marveled at the guillotine and the beheadings it had carried out as eerie music played. All this pain had our appetite restored and the squad headed to the French district for some pastries and cake. Just as the cake finished up the night market opened its doors – we walked the streets for kilometers, searching for bargains and getting hassled – the Major was able to pick up some Anime figures that he was looking for, the Admiral was in wonderland, hypnotized by bargains and the variety. The never-ending market continued on, however the squadron headed back, as it was time for the Water Puppet show. Hard to describe. Water puppet show is just that, a semi submerged theater of puppets, with music and a whole lot of “no idea what is going on” – highly recommended. The show ended up and the appetite was restored, we headed to the gourmet corner a restaurant recommended by a person at our hotel. Upon entering the place looked mega fancy, heading to the rooftop even more so. The food was nice, however when the Captain complained that the Coq au Vin had too much wine (lol), the staff rushed over to offer a discount. Service was impeccable. Finishing up Dinner we bid farewell to our friends and headed back for a few hours of shut eye till our flight down the delta to the South.

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