Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

Best Poolside Party Ideas Must Include Canopies

idk why I thought of this cute drawing crossover idea for pride month but fuck it ! and it’s understandable if you can’t do it but pls take care of ya self !

Kim Pine swimming underwater in a blue aquatic doodle background alongside the Bull Shark Pup aka the shark protagonist from the game Maneater and Kim be casually normally petting its snout while sneakily finding it cute as it nuzzles intelligently back with its snout.

and the Bull Shark Pup has cute waterproof lgbt lesbian flag blanket wrapped around its dorsal fin

and be equally nuzzling it’s snout against Ramona Flower while she was scuba diving allowing her to gently feel the bull shark pup’s. damaged scarred dorsal fin and sneakily use a underwater camera to take picture of its cute unknown existence.

Details: the ref images I sent were to help show what Kim Pine and Ramona Flowers wear while underwater and the in game design of the Bull Shark Pup.

Kim Pine be casually holding her breath underwater cause she can and secretly skilled at it. While wearing a green teal style long sleeved zip swimsuit and red diving mask on her face with a snorkel mouthpiece attached to it. and wearing pair of black red diving flippers.

Ramona Flowers would also secretly dye her hair in the Bull Shark Pup’s unique red blue colour pattern after finding out about its existence and it surviving in a public swimming pool due to Kim Pine discovering it first normally.

While Ramona be wearing a black blue short sleeved zip wetsuit diving flippers and diving mask on her face with a scuba tank on her back

while Ramona breaths from the scuba regulator oxygen mouthpiece in her mouth while holding gently onto a underwater waterproof camera.

i still don’t know why I came up with this and sorry for bothering with this cute idea but pls remember to take care of yourself and have safe day or night !🦈🤿🪸🏳️‍🌈🫧🎸

wow you came prepared

Yeah, bit too much detail/elaboration for me to really do- especially given I haven't played or seen much gameplay for Maneater just yet- BUT! I did do some sketches based on/around what you've given me here!

+bonus Scott doodle because that's genuinely how I think he'd react to the hair colors shfkshdkfhe

(And here's just the shark, in case anyone wants it- although I will note that it's blown up to fit the canvas, so sorry if that nerfed the quality.)

Zhaohui's also flirting and sleeping his way through the guests without an ounce of shame.

Community Pool Party with my friends and neighbors today! As a Board Member for my Condo Association I was able to help plan this and it has been so wonderful getting to meet the kind and interesting people in my community. 🥰

Can't wait to spend the summer soaking up the sun at our own little retreat! 🌞👙🧉

thinking about old kinztube recently. sigh i miss those days.

sorry for being such a horndog but could i get a 🩱 for matt with the prompts “i’m afraid i can no longer remain professional”, “don’t give me that look”, "if we get caught i’m blaming you” and “if we weren’t in public right now i’d have my head between your legs” kinda curious to see this one pans out *wiggles eyebrows*

Never apologize🙈

16+

“I thought we agreed on a plea deal?” Matt seethes. “Well, your client obviously changed his mind. He didn’t want to be saved up there,” you snort.

Matt groans, “that son of a bitch!” “That allowed me to win my case,” you grin. Matt glares at you. You can feel his hard stare even under his glasses. You chuckle lightly, setting your bag on the table. “Don’t give me that look, Murdock. Castle was a hopeless class, but you dealt with it well. Be proud of that.” you clap him on the shoulder and he pulls away. “Don’t,” he warns. You roll your eyes. “C’mon, don’t be like that. It’s not your fault, it’s Castle’s.”

“I just couldn’t save him,” he sighs. You give him a sorry smile, placing your hand on his forearm. This time, he doesn’t pull away. You move closer to him, leaning against the table. He hangs his head down and you can see beautiful his eyes above of his glasses. “Some people aren’t meant to be saved, Matt,” you sigh, rubbing his arm comfortingly. “Just like you,” Matt smirks. You scoff, “what’s that supposed to mean?” Matt shrugs, “you know.”

“Well, I could say the same about you.” you move close to him. He starts to breath heavily as your hip bumps against his. “Y/n?” he warns. “I think we both need to wind down, Matt. Why don’t we do it together,” you suggest. You palm him in his slacks, smirking when you feel he’s rock hard. You lean forward to his ear, kissing the area below his earlobe. “I know you want to, Matt.” Matt coughs, “I-I’m afraid I can no longer remain professional.” You laugh a little bit. “Oh, yeah? Well, good. I don’t want you to be.” You can’t help but smile at him. He’s adorable.

You skim your lips against his and he sucks in a deep breath. His hand makes their way to your pencil skirt, hiking it up and grazing over your panties. He feels the damp material, smirking. “If we weren’t in public right now, I’d have my head between your legs.” “Then let’s go somewhere else,” you suggest. You two immediately run to your car. You’re both lucky it’s becoming dark outside. Your teeth are clashing as you kiss, your tongues gliding alongside each other. Buttons fly as you both rip each other’s shirts apart. Matt hikes up your skirt and literally tears off your panties.

“If we get caught I’m blaming you,” he says. “Well, this was your idea. And plus, don’t worry. It’ll be worth it,” you assure him.

on one hand karlach not leaving my party as i do everything that ive done in act 3 is unrealistic and she should have attacked me at this point. preferably right before the end when she realizes i truly have no intentions of doublecrossing gortash.

on the other hand karlach has survived literal fucking onslaughts when me, shadowheart, and astarion were all taking naps on the floor. and fighting her sounds like a bad time even if i get steel watch backup

still randomly remembering that one time i attended the creator of Minecraft's annual house party even though i've never even played that video game lmao and after getting to watch Skrillex dj in such an intimate setting (surreal), we all hung out and he had like a harem of cute girls surrounding him on the couch, haha it seemed super platonic though and he was really respectful,,, literally he was so kind to me and everyone,, by far the nicest celeb i've ever met besides elijah wood.

I’m curious what’re your thoughts of genix or the sk poly (Sasha/Zenix/Gene)?

Okay so it kinda depends for me, in mystreet i can see it definitely working, in MCD it feels a bit more muddied.

(Also I don’t know a lot about Zenix and Sasha yet but I am slowly trying to understand their characters a bit more)

I think for mystreet it’s definitely a fun ship!! Outcasts sticking together and kinda feeling like a more than friends not quite lovers situation, so important to eachother you can’t think of spending a week hanging out with anyone else but also feels a bit odd calling them your partner. !! All the emo kids with their own band being together makes total sense for me- and like I have very vivid images of them lazing around, hotboxing someone’s room while some music is blasting and they’re just enjoying eachother’s company. Being the school bullies/tyrants really does form naturally strong bonds imo. And seeing how Sasha said in pdh they skipped classes because of how shit the school system was, I think they also bond with anger (SK trait). Nobody really seems upset with the way things are like them so, for the most part, I think their general views align as well so it makes them flow better. ^^ maybe not good when they’re out having a rager or something and you’re forced to accompany them but if it’s easy to have a fun time with them I think. So yea as a poly ship I think they work (tho for now my mind identifies them as rabid dog, Hot Dom gf, and manipulative manwhore, until I think more about them as individuals )

MCD gets a bit weird for me with the memory manipulation by Gene onto Sasha (and the lack of explanation for why Zenix forgets he’s a SK and then remembers and goes berserk I think, even tho I’m the og they said they never wiped his memory). Personally I could see more Sasha and gene stuff happening with her altered memories and general skewed hatred for those who “abandoned” her but it leaves kind of a sour taste in my mouth thinking about it. I haven’t gotten too far into s2 or s3 yet in my rewatch so I don’t know how the dynamics are for them but I’ll probably watch some more on my own later to get a grasp on them :3

But also with slowed time in the nether i can just … see shit happening

✨✨Vegas Baby✨✨

Beat The Summer Weddings Heat With These Best Poolside Party Ideas That Are Fun And Quirky

Me: oh no I shouldn’t reply directly to asks with a short ficlet thing, they won’t like it, it’s barely even a drabble at this point

Y’all: like and reblog the weird superbat thingie <333

Me: 🥺 I have the bestest frens and I love them and I wanna invite them all for barbecue at my parents’ house and feed them good food

you know even though liverpool's transfer window right now is quite a mess by all standards at least i'm not a west ham fan

*grabs ismark* i have GOT to make you more jaded. starting now.

6 hour shift + 1 hour of dogsitting + 6 hours of babysitting = one very tired snail