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superbattrash · 27 days

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I just paid off the last of my debt 😭😭 Took me nearly 7 years but it’s finally over!!!!!

HALLELUJAH 🥳

#will I live off of oatmeal this month? yes #will I suffer a little? sure #do I still owe my dad money? also yes #but the giant ass WEIGHT on my shoulders have been lifted my giys #I do not owe the bank anymore money #nor any of the shitty small companies #my deadname’s debts are all gone. bye 👋🏼#misha rants

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superbattrash · 4 months

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Me: my coworker is going to be a dad :)

Sis: oh, neat! When do you know what- what color- wait

Me: what… color it’s gonna be?

Sis: wait no

Me: I’m posting this

#misha rants

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superbattrash · 3 days

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“You can’t forgive him just because he’s hot!!!”

No, I can forgive him because his fictional and hot

#also he brings joy to my life bro shut up #misha rants #another round of who pissed misha off enough to make vent posts about it #the topic of the night: which of the fictional murderers is he defending this time #heheheh all of em

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superbattrash · 2 months

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I deserve a good grade in work

I have smiled repeatedly, I held a conversation with the lady who’s usually awful without wanting to strangle her and I contributed to lunch talk by presenting a new topic when it got quiet for a minute

A+ for me

#now I would like to go home. please #I swear the hair is magical and makes me less annoyed at the world #maybe I cut the depression off??? that would be nice #misha rants

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superbattrash · 4 months

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When you’re so exhausted that your brain starts rejecting even your hyper fixation 😭😭😭 nooooo, let me enjoy things, please brain, I’m begging u

#I just wanna read yaoi pleeeeease #don’t make me do the bouncy foot and not be able to focus on the stories #this is so unfair #it’s not like I can actually sleep the exhaustion away #misha rants

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superbattrash · 2 months

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Lady: so I understand that you’ve had some issues with your social security number after you had it changed?

Me: yes

Lady: okay so what are your preferred pronouns? I don’t wanna make you uncomfortable by using the wrong ones on top of all those issues

Me: 🥺🥺🥺 I’m in love with u I mean he/him is fine

#misha rants #the meeting went well!!!!!#she’s incredibly nice and very easy to talk to

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superbattrash · 4 months

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Gods and mutuals (same thing mwah), please send me strength to not only survive through the Christmas days but also not to kill any of my own family members

Amen

#misha rants #…I DONT WANNA GOOOOOOO #shitty dog shitty brother shitty parents shitty Christmas shitty- sorry #I’m being very negative rn #at least there will be free food #and home alone #and my sis and baby bro #yes. look on the bright side #maybe someone will run you over on the way there #<- I’m kidding…..

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superbattrash · 9 months

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Finding a writer who just hits every single thing you love about the ship and realizing they have written several fics about your beloved boys just feels like a fucking miracle like maybe life is worth living peace and love on planet earth

#in case you couldn’t tell I’ve found my Res in the zosan fandom #res if you see this no you don’t #I’m always embarrassed being such a fangirl about you but come on #I’m not gonna find this person on tumblr and drool in their asks tho. that’s reserved for the og res #what was I saying? oh right #I found good zosan content!!!!!!#misha rants

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superbattrash · 4 months

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Channeled my inner Jason Todd today with my new thigh holster bag, my cargo pants, crop top and black boots

Felt very fuckable ngl

#misha rants #even my dad was like ….new bag huh?#you got it for me my guy so yeah. you made your son hot #I know he’s proud that at least 3 of his kids have style #not gonna even think about my older brother and his three pairs of shorts #…gonna have to dye that white streak now

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superbattrash · 4 months

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Me, opening a gift: oh wow, these boots are gorgeous

My dad, who usually says maybe 4 sentences an entire night: you like em?

Me: yeah, they’re exactly what I’ve been wanting for years now

Dad: I couldn’t find the ones on your list. Found a shiny pair but I didn’t think you’d want shiny. They’re to your liking then? They were decently priced, not too bad for a good pair o’ boots. Seems like they’d be good for walking too

Me: they’re perfect! *proceeds to shove my feet into the boots and wiggle around happily on the floor*

Dad: ….good

#and then he hid his little smile behind his hand the bastard #he also admitted that he struggles with my name but he always calls me he/him #while mom is good with the name but she sucks at the pronouns lol #they correct each other as a game apparently #which is… nice? I think #they’re trying anyway #also the boots are amazing and I won’t wear anything else for the next year #misha rants

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superbattrash · 4 months

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I really wish I could just go to bed and sleep for ten hours but the elevator is still holding my presents hostage and I promised the manager guy that I’d be awake when he came home but like

It’s 2am, my dude. Please fucking come home. You’re not gonna be able to fix this, I know that already, so please come home, tell me you can’t fix it and let me go to bed

Please

#I am so tired #please. I just wanna go to bed #misha rants #I slept 2 hours last night okay I am pathetic and whiny and UPSET

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superbattrash · 3 months

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The problem with the whole self care thing is that when you’re sitting half naked on the couch with a fancy face mask on you cannot wear your glasses because they’ll get yucky from the face mask which in turn makes you squint at your screen which messes up the face mask and do you SEE MY PROBLEM WITH THIS

#I just want nice skin!!!!!#is that too much to ask!!!!!#grrrrrrr #<- guy who will just squint for the next 30 minutes because he’s got an important meeting tomorrow and he wants to look sort of human #misha rants

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superbattrash · 2 years

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DOING THE KICKIEST OF KICKY FEET

I’M A PUBLISHED WRITER

“The art of being yourself” (or oneself, whatever’s more correct, lol) a queer anthology “From queer to queer” :’D

My short story “Different” is about some of the struggles of being trans and I’m so excited to see it on paper!!!!!! We did it, past mish, we got something published 😭😭

#misha rants #S C R E A M S EXCITEDLY #it’s just pictures below the cut I didn’t wanna clog the dash lol

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superbattrash · 9 months

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The new guy just flickered the lights in the office I was in to get my attention because he didn’t wanna startle me (I’m wearing earphones although the volume’s down so I can hear if people need me)

He then proceeded to ask the politest question - which I answered - and was grinning all silly when he said “I knew you’d know the answer!”

Guys… I might have found A Friend

#please don’t be a douchebag please don’t be a douchebag please don’t be a d #misha rants

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superbattrash · 3 months

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HELP WHO KEEPS BRINGING UP MY FICS ON TIKTOK but also like. thank you?? I think? 😵‍💫

#how the hell do I find those tiktoks??? I WANNA SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING BRO #misha rants

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superbattrash · 4 months

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Me: I don’t even wanna try driving to work tomorrow

Sis: take a snow day (but like. for reals. don’t go. it’s dangerous)

Me: do you think mom- nah, can you call them and tell them I’m not coming? 🥺

Sis: mom’ll do it. (it’s me, I’m mom)

Me: the ONLY MOM I’VE EVER HAD 😭

Sis: stop it, i just finished crying over the princess and the frog, I’ve got no more tears left

Me: 🥺❤️ lob u

Sis: ❤️

#spoiler alert: she can’t do phone calls but she would 100% try to call them for me if I seriously asked #I’m just gonna send a text tomorrow at 4am if there’s still the whole don’t drive unnecessarily warning out #misha rants

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