Goodbye, sweet meatbags…
Sweetbags 🥺
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Angel Dust: "Hey Vaggetarianism, how'd you end up all lesbian pirate themed anyway?"
Husk: "That's a fucking shitty way to ask how her eye got fucked up-"
Vaggie: "Employer took it."
Husk: "What?"
Vaggie: "Employer took it, while firing me."
Husk: "..."
Angel Dust: "...that's fuckin' rough buddy."
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I can’t tell you exactly what I’m looking for, but I’ll know it when it happens. I want to be breathless and weak, crumpled by the entrance of another person inside my soul.
Aimee Bender, The Girl in the Flammable Skirt
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I can’t tell you exactly what I’m looking for, but I’ll know it when it happens. I want to be breathless and weak, crumpled by the entrance of another person inside my soul.
Aimee Bender, The Girl in the Flammable Skirt
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I can’t tell you exactly what I’m looking for, but I’ll know it when it happens. I want to be breathless and weak, crumpled by the entrance of another person inside my soul.
Aimee Bender, The Girl in the Flammable Skirt
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I can’t tell you exactly what I’m looking for, but I’ll know it when it happens. I want to be breathless and weak, crumpled by the entrance of another person inside my soul.
Aimee Bender, The Girl in the Flammable Skirt
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"Game's over, losers! I have all the credits! Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves."
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Bonus: Any special bending abilities? (Ex: bloodbending, lava bending, lightning?)
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The breakfast club - 1985
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I can’t tell you exactly what I’m looking for, but I’ll know it when it happens. I want to be breathless and weak, crumpled by the entrance of another person inside my soul.
Aimee Bender, The Girl in the Flammable Skirt
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I can’t tell you exactly what I’m looking for, but I’ll know it when it happens. I want to be breathless and weak, crumpled by the entrance of another person inside my soul.
Aimee Bender
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Cody: *bored, leaning back against his chair in the cockpit*
Anakin: *awkwardly trying to make small talk with Obi-Wan’s commander* so… you’re a clone?
Cody: …*drops his head, deep sigh* ugh
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“Good news everyone! While watering my anti-matter garden, I discovered horrors beyond human comprehension. BEHOLD!”
*Orchestra sting*
“That’s… fascinating professor, but whatever it is… shouldn’t it be scary?”
“Obviously it would be, but then it wouldn’t be very incomprehensible to humans.”
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I can’t tell you exactly what I’m looking for, but I’ll know it when it happens. I want to be breathless and weak, crumpled by the entrance of another person inside my soul.
Aimee Bender, The Girl in the Flammable Skirt
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Timothy: I have one thing you'll never have: A SOUL.
Claptrap: Pfft.
Timothy: And freckles.
Claptrap: [starts crying]
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