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girlinyourphone · 10 months

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all true stoners are girls if you’re a man who smokes weed that’s all you are & all you ever will be. Except shaggy!

#we need to feminize weed smoking I’m so serious I’m talking hello kitty grinders I’m talking heart shaped bongs bedazzled carts #perfumed thank you notes signed with a kiss from your girl dealer #this is my utopia

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tksubby · 1 year

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SRL Ballistics here to report a brand new weapon for the soon-to-be Sizzle Season—the Cannibong Slosher! It comes with Toxic Mist to slow foes as you attack with lobs of explosive ink. It also comes with the Super Chump special for extra CHIP damage... now I've got the munchies.

Hi here's the bong slosher i made a while back but in its full glory cuz the sizzle season trailer just dropped!!! the text up there's what i put in a tweet impersonating the splatoon NA account lol.

I'm very happy with the design. Maybe i couldve added a rubber grip for the wire handle and added internal protrusions for like an ice chamber in the glass shaft and octoling suction cups on the tentacle handle but eh whatever. If I ever make a variant, its gonna be called the Cannibong Slosher Deco and its gonna be fun trying to incorporate the yellow arow decals and maybe also the bedazzling of the gals into the design. And ill probably change the wire normals to make it look like rope or smthn.

I had fun making this (even tho this was something i pivoted to cuz i was struggling to make a freezer slosher) and I'm defo gonna try my hands at making fake splatoon weapon concepts again :) Looking at the improvement between my first ever splat weapon concept and this one is just... wow... it was not great lol but look how far weve come^^

Also if anyone was wondering, I used Blender and Procreate to make the splong

#Splatoon #Splatoon 3 #Cannibong Slosher #I almost called it the Puff Slosher 420 #I imagine it's similar to the explosher #it also fires explosive shots #but its got less range and power #but faster firing rate and ink efficiency and mobility #I'm posting this here a few hours before the scheduled tweet goes up lol #dont spoil it for twitter teehee #my art

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real-total-drama-takes · 6 months

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Dream td blunt rotation just for fun lol:

BRIDGETTE obviously

Geoff

DJ (middle ground cuz of his mom but he would bring edibles y'know?)

Duncan (middle ground too but would also bring harder stuff)

Trent (guys)

(maybe) Harold

DJ's Mom (she'd be hesitant about DJ doing it but I know she does it)

Dawn

Anne Maria (she would bring pink papers and the cutest bedazzled lighters... guys pls.. I just know she has a pink cheetah print grinder /srs)

Scott (hear me out: he's a farmers boy... I bet animals aren't the only thing they're farming /j)

Leonard (i bet spells aren't his only specialty, he prolly knows herbs too /j)

Beardo

Ella (HEAR ME OUT)

Jasmine

Shawn (either gets super chill or has the worst trip ever)

Brody

Devin (JUST LISTEN TO ME)

the Stepbrothers (TRUST ME)

the Rockers (GUYS.. they probably have bongs too lmao..)

The goths (guys-)

The Vegans (Laurie's hat??? Hello??)

lowkey Damien...

and Zee (obviously)

#total drama

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rogersandclarke · 9 months

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what if you wanted to smoke from the bong of grief but your roommate’s bong is bedazzled. that’s not the bong of grief.

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littledellprince · 2 years

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Eddie Munson as a caregiver🎧:

🦇 Sometimes you'll feel weird about trying to be small or using little gear (considering the timeline) but Eddie insists that your coping is a wonderful space.

🎧 Lends you his clothes often.

🦇 An energetic papa, will run around and play tag with you.

🎧 Helps you dress and bathe

🦇 He prefers papa or dada and is a flip! (You two regress together sometimes!)

🎧 you two have a little routine going for you because he's very concerned about health but it isn't strict.

🦇 You got your ears pierced together

🎧 You have sleepovers all the time; snuggle up, smoke/eat gummies, and watch scary movies.

🦇 You two built a tent to hide out at in the woods.

🎧 Eddie sort of bad with tantrums and bad behavior but will be strict once he’s had enough.

🦇 You steal his bandana a lot and he has to trade you something you want for it back.

🎧 Lets you play with the rings on his fingers, braid and play with his hair.

🦇 Has a carerspace for stress and guilt. He mostly enters it when you need him.

🎧 You take good care of him while hes watching you. Little you can tell when he's anxious and you hand him a stuffie whenever he starts shaking his leg, moving around too much, or tapping.

🦇 Scenario: little you decorated his favorite bong. Thinking he'd be upset, you hid in his closet but he slowly cooed you out and reassured that he wasn't mad. he actually asked if you could jewel and decorate his other one to match his guitar. You did a great bedazzling job and he was super happy with it.

🎧 Speaking of guitar, you’ll jam out with him and even go to (less crowded) concerts together when you’re small (but big enough!)

🦇 He goes into a serious panic when he thinks somethings wrong, happened to you, or during impure regression.

🎧 Melts for you every 10 seconds. Especially when you call his name. Give him puppy eyes and he’s gone.

🦇 Brings or even crafts you gifts when he can. He’ll walk around 8 rocks in his pocket to give you later.

🎧 Always lets you know how proud he is of you.

🦇 Encourages you to finish meals

🎧 His nicknames for you: baby bat, baby, kiddo, bean, sweetiepie, little nugget/star, munchkin, angel, firecracker, prince/ss/ex

･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* : ☆ﾟ. ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ.

#cglre blog #cglre #cglre caregiver #sfw cglre #cglre post #cglre community #sfw petre #sfw regressor #sfw only #sfw interaction only #tinyspace #noncom agere #safe place #boy regressor #boyre #boy regression #sfw little one #toddlercore

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nervousmonolith · 1 year

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thinking about that time i went to this like, sale thing where people sell their shit and there was a section with a bunch of bongs but one was black, bedazzled, and had like 2 tubes it looked cool

#monolith mumbles #idk what their called its like a market but for like. random shit ig

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pinkbarbie420 · 2 years

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Add some sparkle to ur stash with embellished glass, resin art & more functional art from www.StonedByLola.com 😍💞

#stonedbylola #bimbo stoner #girly stoner #cannabarbie #cannababes #cannabis #420society #420babe #girly bong #ashtray #resin art #bedazzled bong #hello kitty #Barbie #pink aesthetic #pink bong #girls that smoke weed #girls who smoke weed #weedporn

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vase-sucker-and-the-vain-lover · 2 years

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What's in your beauty bag?

me grenade grindah, me slay lihjta, me bedazzled bong, me hot chip, me phone charger, me lies

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prettyboykatsuki · 2 years

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Your little weed hc of the boys rolling made me think of Mina just rolling up with her pretty pink bong because she is in fact better than everyone

mina probably has so much gear for smoking. bongs, pipes (her preferred), a dab set up, backwoods n join papers - everything and she has everything in cute lil colors wit a bedazzled lighter. gf shaped

#return to sender #a.mina #shes so cute lol #weed cw

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frickin-fresh-memes · 4 years

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bog genders

- dog 3

- arson

- maybe

- secret

- pay me

- the bee movie but every time they say bee it gets faster

- sitting in a room by yourself

- cold

- garbage disposal

- tired

- campbell low sodium chicken noodle soup

- really cool rock

- f e a r

- soup that's just a bit too hot (but you eat it anyways)

- that one peice of hair that refuses to cooperate

- the "helping hands" from labyrinth

- super mario 63

- [REDACTED]

- naughty

- sitting on the locker room floor staring at the wall in front of you

- warm sun while it is cold out

- goth clown

- wizard hat

- drinking beans directly from a can

- putting a cake in the oven and realizing you forgot the sugar

- rat

- baby shark doo doo doo doo

- peeling the protective plastic off of a new phone

- nya~

- pausing to rest in a minecraft cave

- mario party 64

- regret

- waking up too early

- the debate about which colour the math duotang should be

- cars 2 fanfiction

- lost downtown and your only landmark is the grocery store to get back home

- sexy but in rat kinda way

- double stuff oreos

- truck

- two trucks

- sex

- my muscles

- involuntarily flexing because of the passion

- raising the price of the f***ing hotdog

- printer from 2006

- mew from pokemon

- lesbian

- bread

- feathers

- creeper

- aw man

- mooshroom

- heart shaped rocks

- minecraft dandelions

- bedazzling your clothes in secret

- tomato soup with too many crackers in it

- where the fuck is my pen tablet stylus hold on a second wait

- angry water

- squishy stickers

- monster energy drink, the can

- crackers with too much soup

- chewing on dice

- wet paint

- a piano but without any keys

- counterfeit pokemon cards

- dropping your tablet pen and taping the end bit so it doesnt unscrew

- marshmallows that are a little too sticky

- doing ur mom

- unsafe scissors

- capitalism

- fortnite

- communism

- buying a loaf of banana bread to sustain yourself for 3 days because you dont want to go downstairs

- the empty monster energy can with a hole punched in it floating in a toilet that was without a doubt used as a bong

- uquizzes

- looking like a muppet

- alarms that arent loud enough to convince you to get up

- loose charms for charm bracelets

- shiney

- pokemon: detective pikachu (2019)

- the months of january and november

- off brand post-its with bad adhesive

- realizing you just cut paper with your fabric shears

- cowboy

- blue

- insomnia

- nail polish that won't open

- snails

- really tiny glass bottles

- the glasses you had when u were 6 that don't fit your face

- cake

- pink

- desperation

- pocky

- that girl who turned into a blueberry and then they just wheeled her away

- tape with bad adhesive

- laying on the hard backyard ground

- plum

- painting your nails with the clear nail polish

- whatever they had going on in the strawberry shortcake universe

- bull frogs that make noises at night in the city

- ✨

- duck families when they cross the road in a lil line

- the shrek one soundtrack on cd

- those geese that do a little wiggle an dive their head down into the water

- comic sans

- times new woman

- kin names

- guillotine

- migraines

- when your vision goes black when u stand up

- my cracking right knee

- writers block

- boobs

- shit it's here somewhere

- pipebombs

- (genuinely doesn't understand the question)

- instant ramen

- tally hall hidden in the sand

- whatever the fuck's going on in mitski strawberry blonde

- that slow part in 'like me' in teen beach movie where they go "all the boys they try to woo me; the more they chase me the more i resist. all the girls they think im groovy; there's only one girl thats on my list"

- i look inside myself and ask myself, do i feel like a man or a woman? and the answer is i feel like causing problems

- goose

- jared 19

- warrior cats

- pumpkin spice

- weed feet

- chaos

- catboy

- onion

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plushiebabie666 · 2 years

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Bedazzled the bong

#goth girl #meme #weed #420 #420 friendly #tattoos #emo girl #alternative girl

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the-shared-brain-in-retrograde · 3 years

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Iron Man 3

A joint review...

And so onto Iron Man 3. A film in which there are an abundance of excellent one liners and also some good character development, for certain people. And as long as you are not a woman...

Now on to the character breakdowns:

A quick note here to say Happy Hogan as John Travolta in Pulp Fiction was a bizarre move, but we didn’t hate it. Although Happy did have his moments throughout this film, there were also times when we can both agree he was a bit of a dick. You can’t just fire the entire janitorial staff, and you shouldn’t be happy about HR complaints, although boys and girls we should all remember HR DOESN’T REPRESENT YOU BUT THE COMPANY SO NEVER TRUST THEM. We urge you again, join the union!

Tony Stark

While we are in flashback land, we see Tony again show he doesn’t like being handed things, which gets rid of our theory that it came around as a result of being paralyzed after taking something of Stane. So why is it?! WHY?! Why do we care so much is the other question. Who knows?

Tony does get to do some growing in this film, which we love to see (emotional growth we mean, his legs remains very short - so says bing bong bandy legs @cassandrafey herself.) He’s clearly not in a good way at the start, but who needs sleep eh Tony? As @becksxoxo always says sleep is for the weak. We were dead pleased to see them tackle Tony’s mental health, as its a big topic, great to see it represented and understandable as something Tony would be struggling with. Aliens, near death experiences and having the world count on you as its saviour is a big undertaking. He also talked to people more about what he was doing and how he was feeling and that was good to see. The reckless trait did peek its head out at times mind, like giving away his home address (whilst his girlfriend was there) and giving a weapon to a child, but baby steps we suppose.

Also it turns out when Tony does choose to communicate with people he does so really well. His relationship with that kid was a joy to see. Whether it was a result having a crappy relationship with his own dad or just his own childish nature the two really bonded and it was cute, even though he did take him to a murder site to have a snoop. We also love how Tony interacted with Gary. Fucking Gary, love him. So creepy, so funny, but who are we to judge we’re sure you’ve all seen our tags on tumblr... Indeed Tony is actually really good in the majority of his interactions with people he is saving or who are helping him - he puts them at ease and he makes them feel like they’re a part of the whole thing, like they are heroes too. It’s nice to see.

Tony the mechanic was also good. When having an anxiety attack its a good trick to try and concentrate on physical things about you, and Tony being able to focus on building, as simple as it was, was a good coping mechanism. In that moment he didn’t need to be Iron Man he was simply a mechanic. The rubbing of street snow in his face though was questionable, ugh dirty street snow.

@cassandrafey also enjoyed Tony’s busted up Rodeo Cowboy look. A strong fashion choice for sure.

Q. Would you be willing to implant things in your skin to enable it to look like you had magic powers?

@becksxoxo to be honest, I think I’d prefer to go down the summoning an ancient God and getting proper powers if we were fully going to invest in it. And I’d want it to do more than just dress me up in a suit. It seemed a lot of work for questionable payback but as long as he’s enjoying himself I guess. I did enjoy how cocky he was about it, right before he got a gauntlet to the face, so that was nice I suppose.

@cassandrafey I think I would prefer to have actual magical powers rather than simply the appearance of having them. Because that is going to attract attention which you may then find yourself I’ll equipped to deal with. That said I really enjoyed the Bedazzled/Sabrina vibes that Tony summoning all the parts of his semi-sentient suit gave off.

The Many Villains of Iron Man 3

The Twat with the Dragon Tattoos

Becks has heard that Maya was meant to be the proper baddie in this film, but that they thought a female villain simply wouldn’t be compelling enough, or sell enough toys. Sometimes you just can’t, can you?

It does explain why Aldrich Killian maybe didn’t have the best character backstory. We were relatively unclear about Killian’s motives the whole way through the movie. Did he start off wanting to help people, or were terrorist dragon soldiers always his endgame? What we do know is, they put him in a suit with no socks and slip on shoes. Werp. Don’t put your villains in slip ons, as the chances of them then achieving their best potential as a sexy villain become painfully low, unless you’re Pepper Potts and you seem to be into that sort of thing.

His drugged up dragon army were slightly confusing, and I couldn’t help but laugh when he blew fire towards the end. As an actor, do you think he felt like a right tit having to do this before all the SFXs were added?

Maya Hansen was there as a link between Killian and Tony. She had the science and she slept with Tony, and other than that we don’t have much to say about her. Again what were her motives? She clearly knew what she was doing, but then seemed upset that it had gone to far perhaps? But if you’re designing a drug that weaponises people what reason do you have that it would be used any other way? It just seemed confusing and pointless. Another show of Marvel really just using women as things that link up plot points and not as fully developed characters.

Ben Kingsley as the Mandarin was worrying for a lot of the film. As it was Becks’ first time watching it, and not knowing about the villain reveal, the majority of the first part of the film was just sat worrying that this was racist. It didn’t feel good, and I was confused as to why no one had been up in arms about it. However the introduction of Trevor Slattery was just brilliant, relieving and very funny. @cassandrafey got heavy Bob Mortimer/Gone Fishing vibes off the Trevor, and that’s always a comforting thing to have.

We didn’t really catch on that the Vice President was in on all of it. @cassandrafey thought he was just really looking forward to his ham, and @becksxoxo hadn’t clocked on to the amputee aspect and was just a bit weirded out about the zoom in on the kid in the wheelchair.

Looking at it now there were quite a few villains and they were all a little bit shit. Disappointing news for Team Bad Boy, but never mind we’re sure next week will give us plenty to concentrate on.

Pepper Potts

Well she was in the film, that’s for sure. Other than that what else can we add. She had a good shout of Tony’s name into the sea, clearly channelling that woman off of Eastenders back in that day who always used to yell ‘RICKAAAAAAAY!’ She was randomly put in a sports bra for reasons, and it seemed quite easy to get her fixed up at the end, so we don’t really know what all the trouble was about.

James ‘Rhodey’ Rhodes

We enjoy their friendship. The little bit with them hiding on the oil rig (was that what it was, who knows, some sort of boat contraption, Cass would like to call it a cargo ship but who knows) bantering back and forth about guns and suits and working out what to do, loved it. His new paint job, however was another matter. He appears to have become the lovechild of Iron Man and Captain America, an unsettling though for Cass. And his name hasn’t got much better. She didn’t like War Machine and she certainly doesn't care for the Iron Patriot, and whilst put on the spot came up with the name Mr Nice. (Admittedly, when the question was posed it was phrased as ‘what name would make you like him?) We will take other suggestions though. In fact we would welcome them, Cass is well aware that that name is also shit and feels like it might be something to do with noted drug enthusiast Howard Marks.

She did like it when he swung about the rigging like Tarzan with a gun though. So athletic. And when he came out of the suit flailing punches. So violent.

Is this a Christmas film?

Yes.

Also I think we can agree that the giant bunny was an odd choice of gift, and no woman wants it. Was it some in joke Tony had with Pepper about a bunny? Take note gentlemen, its just a shitty idea. And also possibly more appropriate for Easter (although I’m not sure a bu by that size is ever appropriate).

Q. What would you want Tony to get you for Christmas?

@cassandrafey I would want for Tony to pay for a ski holiday to a lovely cabin, where you could go with your family and friends and a lot of lovely big jumpers. I would like for the vibe to be very much that of Wham’s Last Christmas video, except without the heartbreak element.

@becksxoxo obvs I'd join you at the cabin, in our matching festive onsies, but also I'm very materialistic and would want presents provided too. And we know he's good for it so I'm talking electronics, shiny jewellery, chocolate oranges, games and books. (Wait, am I a terrible person...)

@cassandrafey I certainly wouldn’t say terrible Becks, I mean I was focused on the festive memories but I see you’ve gone for the drain him for every penny he’s got approach. You do after all like your little shiny things. As you say though he is good for it, I imagine he should be able to stretch to some clementines and a Toblerone.

Other Christmas bits to note:

When he was crash landing through that snowy forest and breaking and entering into a workshop it felt very John Lewis Christmas Advert-esque, and I enjoyed it. think there was a deer.

@becksxoxo loved the sheer amount of Christmas lights that had been strewn around that bar. It was great, 10/10.

Finally, if I was watching Christmas QVC and some dickhead highjacked it I’d be fuming. Christmas shopping channels are amazing and I will not have it taken away from me. We have decided that the President was watching QVC on Air Force One, it is canon and you cannot change our minds. Had his eye on one of those ugly pull Christmas trees, clearly.

I (Cass) was very focussed on the tv hijacking in general. It seems to be a big preoccupation in the movies, but as far as I know it’s never happened in real life. Not that I want it to mind, but it suggests it’s possibly much harder to take to the national airwaves than the movies seem to suggest. Or maybe there’s just too many channels now and it’s easier to go via YouTube. Who knows. Why was I dwelling on it so deeply? Always ready to overthink a minor plot point!

Why was there a pointless beauty pageant?

There seemed to be no real reason as to why there was a beauty pageant happening on Christmas Eve, other than to have an excuse for some semi naked ladies to be included in the film. If there was a better reason, and we missed it do let us know, but we can’t see to find one ourselves.

In short...

Despite the heavy nature of some of the themes discussed in the film it was pretty good fun. It was funny, and Tony was more likeable than he has been at other times.

@becksxoxo The issue that stops me from fully enjoying these films is their continuation of using female characters as minor points that move or link together the plot. I brought this up with my husband as we were watching it, and he said ‘what do you expect, they’re comic books written in the 60s by men’ but I don’t accept that. They have updated so many other bits to make these huge films. And I do see them doing better as we’re moving on from phase 3 to 4, with Captain Marvel, Wanda and Black Widow, but it still frustrates me no end watching them through now. I think as well when its not my favourite characters its harder to gloss over the bits I don’t like as easily. That being said, I did enjoy the funny bits and Tony snarking back and forth with the boy. I love seeing Tony being more human. It just wasn’t my favourite.

@cassandrafey I agree with Becks about the female representation and the fact that the female characters should just be written better. And it does become more obvious when you look back and compare these older films. That said, I had a pretty good time watching this and I’m glad they spent some time developing Tony’s character. I just find him fun to watch. And clearly I like him more than Becks, at one point between him rescuing all the falling people and summoning the suits to help fight the dragon soldiers my notes just said ‘oh fucking hell I love Tony Stark’. Also, not my favourite MCU film but I enjoyed the re-watch well enough. Which is fortunate, cos we’re here to have a bit of fun aren’t we kids?!

Becks will be very happy next week because in the Team Cap or Team Iron Man debate she is firmly on the side of Cap, and so we will see some action on that side of things next week as we continue on with The Winter Soldier. Cass has watched these films much less than Becks so surely doesn’t remember much, but is certainly ready for a high-kicking good time!

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