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demigordo · 1 month

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#gay #gay cub #gym gay #le gpoy #becoming beef

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wildflowercryptid · 2 months

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i haven't drawn any kieflo stuff in awhile so here's so doodles inspired by me realizing how long florian's hair would be when it isn't styled into the chunky twists i usually draw him with.

[ transcription for the comics below the cut bc my handwriting can be hard to read rip ] ⤵

PART 01

FLORIAN : Oh, Kieran! You're already here? FLORIAN : Sorry, I guess I should've mentioned it was a wash day. It's gonna take me a little longer to get ready. ( You can wait in my room if you want. ) KIERAN : Dazokie... ( W-Wowzers. ) FLORIAN : Huh?

PART 02

FLORIAN : I've still got a few things to do with my hair, but you can sit wherever or have a look around if you like! KIERAN : T-thanks. ( Pardon the intrusion. ) KIERAN, thinking : Ugh, I really hope he didn't notice how red my face is. Florian walks into the bathroom's door frame with a loud WHAM! KIERAN, thinking : Actually, I think I'm in the clear... ( Guess he isn't wearing his contacts. ) KIERAN : You okay? FLORIAN, off-screen : Y-yeah...

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curiousaur · 1 year

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𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗙 𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡 𝟭

They put this dude in a Dick Cheney mask and he was mean to these crows, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙨 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙨. And all over the country, no matter where Cheney was, 𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙨𝙨.

#yes these petty corvids getting the recognition they deserve!#every time an a24 production provides subtitles for non-humans the world becomes a better place to live in for .05 seconds #beef #beef tv #beef netflix #steven yeun #ali wong

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ghostbsuter · 6 months

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The house of Nightingale & Constantine ( P. 3 )

> previous

.・゜-: ✧ :-

"Why are you avoiding me." Green eyes, sharp and unflinching, locked on Danny.

Startled, he turns to the younger boy, Damian? Bruce's only blood kid, he reminds himself.

"I'm not avoiding you." He denies, shaking his head, eyes trailing off.

But Damian knows, he learned and memorised the movements, signs, and behaviour of human kind.

"Do not lie to me, Nightingale."

The use of the name triggers something, and both Damian and Danny jump back, startled and cautious.

"What's the meaning of this!" The boy demanded, snatching his sword from the hilt.

The other raised his hands, pleading. "Look Damian– put the sword down and let me explain, please?"

They stood in tense silence, the sword pushed down reluctant and swiftly tugged back in.

"Explain."

Danny sighs in relief.

"You're more than aware of your parentage, yes?"

A nod, if not slightly confused. "Wayne?"

"No, al Ghul."

He keeps his facial expression and body language closed, obviously trained, and tilts his head to the Ghost. Listening, assessing.

Danny swallows as the air takes on sparks, dangerously close to one another.

If only Dick was in the mansion, maybe he'd cut the air with a knife followed by laughter and help him escape.

"The al Ghul line is in a delicate balance that can be toppled any time," he explains. "it's an old house, new compared to the houses of ancient, but powerful."

"You're saying," Damian drawls, carefully placing the words to form the sentence. "that the line of Al Ghul is... magic." He is studying the older, eyes narrowed and focused.

He knew such accusation would be called ridiculous by the younger. It would definitely earn him a few attempted kills.

"Not all dark houses are magic, just magic adjusted. The reason al Ghul is where it is today is that the founder, your grandfather, is still alive."

"You're aware such claims would have your head."

A wince.

"Fine." Damian scoffs. "We will go back to that after, tell me of the name triggering then."

"Names have power, but family names are more powerful, especially those of dark houses. If another dark house calls—"

"It registers as a warning and summoning." He finished, unfazed at the owlish blinks received.

"You were taught."

"I was, you're right, the al Ghuls are not magic. I haven't taken it seriously back then, I now see the error of my actions." The boy simply states, arms crossed.

"Calling another house of dark by name and immediately pulling a weapon is a declaration of challenge." Dannt adds after a moment of quiet. "I would rather not fight and make an enemy here."

"Not an enemy, but neither an ally?" Is quickly thrown back.

The Nightingale shrugs. "I'm not fond of your grandfather," he admits. "but it's known that every generation changes the house, I would not mind being the ally of the al Ghuls, if it meant you did the contract."

"Being an ally to my name only and to the al Ghul if asked." Green eyes, borderline neon, it reminds Danny of the zone. "Bold."

A grin cracks through, and Danny gestures to the door. "We can discuss the terms during snack time, if you wish, al Ghul."

A spark and Damian scowls harder. "Stop that." He says. "Let's do so, Father would be quite pleased knowing I've made more allies."

As he stomps to out, Danny follows with a jump in his steps, very pleased.

Nightingale 1, Constantine 0!

#the house of constanine and the house of nightingale have infinite beef #dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #danny and john have family beef #the house of Nightingale and the line of al Ghul under Damians name have become allies #the line of al Ghul is a house of dark #danny and damian are gonna be besties in the most posh and annoying eay #way* sorry #i love these guys man and this story #oh!!! chapter 1 of the official story is in the making!!!!#why WOULDNT damian help danny by beating an older man and gain benefits from it?#the al Ghuls are not magic but gather power from a parallel dimension that is in fact the ghost realm #they have a patron ancient that i will be creaitng half assed and hope for the best #WORLD BUILDING

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hecksupremechips · 2 months

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Akihiko becoming a cop is something that simply doesn’t happen in the coma route cuz Shinji would see that shit and be like Aki what the actual hell is wrong with you

#persona #persona 3 #akihiko sanada #shinjiro aragaki #akishinji #i guess #im making it that way lol #see if you know me you know i actively avoid p4 arena like the plague both cuz i hate p4 and cuz #i simply have no interest in how the p3 characters turn out if this is whats being done to them #i seen how akihiko and mitsuru look I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH I WANNA EAT GRAVEL #the only character i care about is ken really i approve of him getting to be a funny teenager i love my baby boy so much #but i watched the akihiko social episodes for reload and he talks about becoming a cop and i was just like. of fucking course 😞#we just cant escape this shit huh theres always gotta be a cop character for some reason #i consider this a bad ending for him cuz even though atlus and their copaganda loving asses would probably looove to tell me otherwise #theres literally no way shinji would stand for that shit like my guy has beef with the kirijos and was a homeless addict #so you know cops wouldnt like him and hes seen some shit #they had to kill him cuz hed tell the truth sldjks #i definitely am gonna explore this dynamic in my fic but you know. no way in hell is aki gonna be a cop on my watch lol #maybe he can be like. a PE teacher or some shit akskkls

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gncrezan · 10 months

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I want to say something. Want to tease them, want to ask if they really mean it, want to know if something has changed between us—but I don't. Instead, I turn off my phone. It'll open to the texts when I turn it on again. I'll deal with it later.

do you ever read an update so insanely good that you have to run for your tablet !!!!! GO PLAY @evertidings !!!!!!!

#in other news. the tumblr new post has become unusable and this took insanely long to format #im hoping it looks okay #wei li-agonios #when twilight strikes #wts #my art #blane rekner #nikolas alves #adair devereux #i had a bit of catching up to do after like. months of not being to play anything at all #dear god the devereux-rekner beef is so funny when the hunter and alves are trailing behind them-#-apologising in their wake. i love them dearly #long post #is this a little cluttered. a little messy. yeas. but im chipping away at doing art for myself again #art school cannot be worth this

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vantabone · 8 months

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it's quiet

#return of the blossoming blade #return of the mount hua sect #tangchung #rotbb #rotmhs #chung myung probably has an encyclopedic amt of knowledge on the tang family beef 100 yrs ago #anyway i saw a comic where pbss was originally a guy who didn't talk much and only after reincarnation did he become more talkative #my art

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lord-luminous · 3 months

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All that energy spent making Poseidon and Sally's relationship a beautiful, tender but painful tragedy was so good. It hit so well.

But I cannot lie to anyone. I am still looking forward to seeing Sally get with Paul in the later seasons.

I'm not gonna apologize for who I become when Poseidon starts getting lowkey salty at Paul for dating Sally.

Block me now, because this is a Paul Blofis stan account and I'm not accepting antis.

#not me waiting to watch poseidon screaming crying and throwing up over sally moving on from him #paul (to poseidon): you want my life so bad #paul snatching percy and becoming his dad #listen posey and paul beefing would be hilarious #pjo spoilers #poseidon #sally jackson #percy jackson #posally #pausally #poseidon x sally #paul x sally #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo tv show #paul blofis

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asanjou · 5 months

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we're now 8 episodes away from finishing ooo and the drama is more heated than ever

#i hope everyone knows that dril tweet or im gonna look insane here #its become permenantly lodged in me and didis vocabulary this month #hope its clear enough that thats hina and not a genderbend #anyway ill miss date but im glad goto is getting his moment in the spotlight #really enjoyed him going ham on the greeds when he thought date had beefed it #ankh voice He's worse than the other one #kamen rider ooo #shintaro goto #akira date #hina izumi #eiji hino #ankh kamen rider #ankh #post tag #art tag #long post

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miquella-everywhere · 23 days

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i think miquellas curse is more then just eternal childhood. i find it very interesting that it seems none of his plans ever came to fruition, the hailigtree never became an erdtree, the eclipse didnt happen, his knights sword was never given to a knight, he was torn from the trees womb, malenia failed to defeat radahn in caelid. i think his curse then is a wider reaching thing that causes both him and all his work to stay in an infant state. in the same way malenias rot causes things to decay around her miquelas eternal childhood effects everything he does too.

🤔🤔🤔

I have to say that I think you are right anon.

I have my own theories but personally, I see that Miquella has been fighting and uphill battle since the very moment that he was born. Not quite on the same physical sense as Malenia, but more in regards to how he is being purposefully stunted from achieving his true potential.

What makes Miquella so interesting to me is just straight up the existence of Unalloyed Gold; a metal so pure that it can purge the meddling of an Outer God. And as we can see, by looking deeper into what's truly going on, is that several Outer Gods are all vying for power in the Land Between. And amazingly the only one that has the power to truly put a stop to their meddling; is Miquella.

Miquella has faced resistance all his life from the looming presence of the Outer Gods. Be it the Rot that has a strangle hold on his beloved twin sister, the Greater Will which dominates the Land and terrorizes those it deems lesser in the eyes of its Order, the Frenzied Flame which slandered the Grand Caravan and wishes to burn the world to ash, or the Formless Mother and her Avatar Mohg, who has left Miquella's body as nothing more than a withered cadaver.

Miquella has been fighting an uphill battle against the Outer Gods since day one, and he is without a doubt the biggest threat to every single one of them. And that is precisely why they fear him, and wish to make him weak.

But at the same time: Miquella has vowed to become exactly what it is that the Outer Gods fear of him.

And all he needs is a Tarnished that is too stubborn to die to make his plans come to fruition.

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Okay so in terms of Malenia, she too was stunted from birth.

Like, if Miquellas whole deal is is his intelligence/faith, then Mals whole deal is her dexterity/strength. Malenia was purposely stunted with the fact that the Rot hinders her physical growth and strength, along with the fact that she is constantly losing her body/limbs to the Rot, and that she is in an eternal mental battle to make sure that the Rot does not claim her mind/very being.

Miquella and Malenia are two halves of one whole, and both of the Empyrean Twins are hindered from achieving their full potential thanks to the bullshit of the Outer Gods.

But regardless of the Outer Gods meddling, Miquella and Malenia have managed to rely on each other to enhance their strengths, and cover their weaknesses, so that they can make their ambitions come true.

#sorry i started rambling lol #i have so many feeling about miq and his beef with the outer gods #like DAMN #if rannís whole deal is giving the middle finger to the Greater Will #then miqs whole deal is giving a double bird to every outer god there is and vowing to become exactly what they fear from him #mark my words the dlc will be explore this crazy beef #míquella despises the outer gods and wants to rid the world of them #uri answers #miquella the unalloyed #elden ring #elden ring theory

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commanderfoxdeservesbetter · 2 days

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@witchy-weve-monbebe okay but imagine a what if scenario where Frank, Joey, Peter and Sammy (I lowkey forgot what their actual names are 💀) escape and take Abigail with them

Frank 100% hated the fact that there was no money involved. That they all got screwed with and fuck it if he isn’t gonna stick it to Lazar and just take his kid. What does it matter at this point? (Let’s ignore that Lambert was there and called Lazar back)

Joey just wants to protect the girl despite her being a vampire and also because it’s another excuse to avoid going back to her son (not because she wants to but it’s like in the movie: she’s afraid she’s gonna be a shit mom)

Sammy of course joins for the ride just to see how it would play out and convinces Peter to join her in watching it all fall apart

Abigail is definitely an unwilling participant in terms to being a “hostage” but her attempts at killing them lower in intensity the more she spends time with them

(Also I think it’s be lowkey funny that Frank is the only one to really have beef with a 12 year old the more time they all spend together)

#Abigail movie #Abigail 2024 #Abigail vampire #abigail Frank #abigail Joey #Abigail Sammy #Abigail Peter #like they take the small vampire to a festival because that’s what kids like and she’s in awe because she’s never been before #she lowkey though be petty and insulting Frank still because she hates showing insecurities for sure #and Frank falls for it each time hence their beef #and Joey just shakes her head #but Abigail begrudgingly ends up liking the foudn family group because her dad never did any of this stuff with her #I don’t know I just like the thought of all these problematic people becoming found family haha

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demigordo · 2 months

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@nonsequiturpizza tagged me for stop drop and selfie.

I had a great work out at the gym and some belly for tummy Tuesday!

Tagging @crimsoncadmium @succ-my-pandas-dick @soc1etysyndrome feel free to participate!

#le gpoy #gay #belly #gay cub #gym gains #becoming beef

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white-weasel · 2 months

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Last Saw post of the night but I’m actually still mad about what they did to Hoffman’s character/retcons they made to it via those flashback scenes with Gibson in Saw VII.

I’m meant to believe that Mark Hoffman, the man who craved revenge against his sister’s killer so badly that it became his sole focus/reason to live, yet still turned away when the man actually died, decided to shoot an unarmed homeless man multiple times without flinching or showing any remorse in the action? And that this same murder happened BEFORE the Seth Baxter stuff? Make it make sense please

#none of the Gibson stuff is canon to me. he can exist in the saw canon but this previous experience with Hoffman does not make sense #they already had reasons to have beef! the whole thing from saw iv with Hoffman lying to protect Rigg and cover up that misconduct!#expand on that more and maybe bring up another old case with similar cover ups! they didn’t need to kill Hoffman’s character building #I can excuse Hoffman just becoming a killing machine in Saw 3D (even if it’s pretty goofy and hate we don’t get more to his character)#but I cannot excuse trying to say that he’s always been like that #mark Hoffman #saw #saw franchise #saw series #sawposting

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hella1975 · 4 months

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in secondary school my form room teacher was a really strict, by-the-book lady who took herself very seriously and generally had an odd, hard to crack sense of humour, but it was a known thing that she was married to one of the maths teachers, who was the loudest, most emotional guy in the entire world, and it was so funny bc everyone in the school was baffled that they were married but my form room, in having her as our form teacher for five years, got like. VIP extra rare insight into their marriage to the point people would beg for anyone in my class to trade gossip about it like looking back it's hysterical how invested we all were in this couple and one thing we'd always tell people was when the maths teacher would just. show up at our classroom. because basically for people who don't understand form room, it's the class you go to every morning - the same one, the same teacher, the same people - for five years to do registration, and the maths teacher didn't have a form room so sometimes when he was bored before first period he'd just. show up to ours. and every single time without fail my form teacher would rip his head off for it bc it was 'unprofessional' and he was 'bugging her' and he'd wander off again with his tail between his legs but without fail would do it again another day. like he would just show up at her classroom whenever he was free and she'd be like 'well IM not free. get out' and we'd all be there like this is fucking golden i can't wait to tell literally everyone. one time he beat her to class and started doing the register for her and making up new names/butchering our actual names as he went and when she came in i actually thought she might throw a chair at him.

#this is a really random storytime. what prompted it you ask? well i am thinking about erasermic. sorry #you generally become really close with ur form tutor as well bc like i said. same woman every morning for five years #i had beef with mine but in a very niche way. like i loved that woman to bits and she really liked me and wanted the best for me #but because of the Everything I Had Going On at that age id just fight her tooth and nail for no fucking reason 😭#but yeah by our last year she'd just very casually tell our class her family drama LMAO #she'd come in like 'mr ____ was absolutely infuriating this morning i guarantee he's going to be here in 5 minutes grovelling'#and sure enough he would and we'd all be there like GET FUCKED MR ____ WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID #it was so funny 😭 but yeah anyway. erasermic. you know im right

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crispycreambacon · 4 months

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Must you betray me with a kiss?

I love how I have a list of things I wanna draw (including one that I actually need to draw for a school assignment) and I completely dropped all of them to work on this, I’m so cool y’all 🤠👍🏽

Before you ask, yes, this was inspired by Judas’ betrayal of Jesus because Ryan and the Professor genuinely remind me of them for some reason and The Kiss by Gustav Klimt because. I don’t have an excuse I just wanted to base my drawing off it–

Lowkey proud of myself for the rendering! It was a pain to get through, and for a moment, I genuinely couldn’t tell if Ryan looked like Ryan or not, but you know what they say, trust the process!!

I hope y’all will have an awesome New Year’s and an awesome 2024 by the way :D

Click below for a filterless version, a WIP and two reactions from my friends ‘cause they’re the funniest people on the planet (shoutout to @couchpotato1206 for making the last image btw)

#DO NOT TAG THIS AS SHIP #I WILL NOT HESITATE TO BECOME A CHIHUAHUA IF I FIND OUT Y’ALL SHIP THESE TWO ISTG #<- needing to say this because I Have Seen Things #to be fair those things are primarily on AO3 but I’m not risking it so BACK OFF 👹👹👹#to everyone else: hello :3 I hope y’all are doing good 👉🏽👈🏽#part 57 of me adoring Ryan and the Professor’s relationship #where else can I find my strangers to acquaintances to enemies to murder victims to besties #also it’s genuinely just beautiful to see how their friendship grows throughout y’know #I can make a YouTube video about them but I don’t have The Will #anyways #puppet history #the professor #the professor puppet history #ryan bergara #ryan beef boy bergara #watcher #watcher entertainment #watcher fanart #art #digital art #illustration #digital painting #artists on tumblr #fanart #chris p fried art #tw bright colors #cw bright colors #bright colors #chromatic abberation #beefbuds

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daydreamerwonderkid · 14 days

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I'm literally at the point now where I just have to mass block anyone who fills character tags w/ "y/n x character" or "character x reader."

It's literally impossible to look up certain characters without having an endless wall of y/n that I have to wade through.

Trying to filter the tags doesn't even work the majority of the time because people just don't bother to tag their posts properly.

#dreamer talks #personal #for the record #i have no beef with people #who like y/n or x reader fics #they're popular for a reason #I'm just annoyed how prevalent it's become #on this site for people to not tag shit properly #might delete later

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