can we talk about how fucked up it is that zeus has been messing with sally jackson for EVER like queen's parents died in a PLANE CRASH. this is a seriously overlooked pjo detail imo. did zeus look into the future and see that his brother had a little crush...? pls discuss bc this CANNOT be a coincidence. or did sally jackson HATE zeus because of her parents deaths and just happened to be a classics bitch? was poseidon just into that?
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there’s just something about percy in the second episode angrily saying that it’s okay if poseidon ignores him so long as he doesn’t ignore sally and we’re led to believe that this has been the case this whole time, but then we cut to 1X07 and we discover that it took one melted sundae for poseidon to come running. plus this is SALLY JACKSON we’re talking about. the woman who made bedtime stories out of myths and took her kid to museums when they could’ve just as easily been at playgrounds. sally KNOWS that you have to burn something really important to you in order to get the gods’ attention, and yet, she still does it anyway, confident in the knowledge that poseidon still holds enough affection for her to come, even if she didn’t desperately need someone to lean on for 0.5 seconds before she has to go back to being strong, i just can’t with this show ok
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I present my Posally aus and headcannons. Enjoy =D
Sally going to Olympus, or going to someplace where both Zeus and Poseidon are present in the same place, and the two brothers get into an argument. It goes live on HephaestusTV, for the channel ‘Two idiots attempt to insult each other’(The name is a work in progress). Sally gets tired after some time of it, grabs Poseidon by the ear in the middle of the argument, right when they’re at each other’s throats, and drags him away, and he does nothing to stop her. The other gods are beyond shocked and confused at how much Sally has the most powerful god wrapped around her finger.
“Who’s Sally Jackson???”
“Just the most powerful woman in the world who also happens to be a mortal.”
Sally showing Poseidon all the mortal things, like restaurants, dancing, parties, movies, making food, etc. Poseidon spends most of his time in the ocean, and he’s surprised and new to all of this. He’s a little self conscious about it, but he allows Sally to show him everything, and he makes mistakes pretty much every time. But he doesn’t get frustrated too often, because he has a love of his life, soothing him and urging him to try again.
Poseidon is sleeping(for/with Sally because gods don’t need sleep) and suddenly wakes up from a nightmare from past trauma about being eaten by his father. He immediately tries to act tough. Sally assures him that she is not his family, and he doesn’t need to hide his himself from her. She pulls him into a tender hug and Poseidon lets himself cry/be weak in front of her
“Gods don’t get therapy, Percy. The truth is that there’s a lot of screwed up things happening in their lifetime and they’re just expected to move on and forget about it without help. But as you know, sometimes it can be hard to get away from trauma.”
“Even for the gods?”
“Even for gods.”
Poseidon realizing he’s in desperately in love as he watches Sally light up into someone for littering and leaving their trash all over the beach. As a king whose subjects are being killed by plastic, whose ichor is laced with oil due to his form representing the state of his domain, he appreciates seeing someone who protects the sea when he cannot
Sally loved to steal Poseidons shirt. He has like, only one or two, and Sally often steals them all. So he tried stealing one of Sally’s shirts, and it was too small on him. He realized this too late and he’s trying to take it off without breaking it. This is when Sally comes in the room, who promptly starts laughing her head off. Poseidon turns red and eventually realizes (because he’s a himbo and we love him for it) that he can just teleport away to a different part of the room, and he does, and the shirt falls to the floor. He waits for her to stop laughing, and just stands there, shirtless, tapping his foot every now and again, looking like a red tomato with a pout. She looks up after gaining control of herself for a moment, and sees his face, then immediately breaks into another fit, knowing that she was the only few who he’d let laugh at him like this
“…. You done?”
“… No🤣”
Percy is a pet dog that Sally got for her and Poseidon who Poseidon makes immortal. There is no forbidden child, Poseidon doesn’t have to leave because he can split his conscience without others noticing, and also there’s no rules against having relationships, just the kids. They live happily together because is that too much to ask for? (At least until Sally dies if she still decides to not join him. But I think she would in this au)
Poseidon comes to visit Sally every now and again when Percy is at school or at camp. They’ll watch movies together, cuddled up on the coach, with Sally already having seen most of them, but willing to watch them again, and with Poseidon enthralled and entertained by all the shows he hasn’t seen yet. He died on the inside when he saw Disney’s’ Hercules.
“Poseidon? What’s wrong?”
“… literally EVERYTHING is backwards…”
Poseidon taught Sally how to defend herself, even sometimes letting her use his trident since as a mortal, she can’t unleash the power within it.
~*~fin~*~
@posallys
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Hear me out
An au where it’s Poseidon x sally x amphirite in the beginning so when Sally’s pregnant she has no idea who the child belongs to
When Percy gets claimed there’s a trident representing the underwater royal family so he still stays at cabin 3
And the quest goes the same until percy gets to Olympus and Zeus asks if he’s Poseidon’s kid and he’s just like
“Kind of? I mean, I’m either his stepson or his kid so..”
So they bring Apollo to make a godly dna test and turns out he’s the child of both and Percy doesn’t give a shit he’s just trying to figure out how Apollo did that “weren’t the gods the ones with no dna?”
So now Apollo thinks he might be a godling when he’s older because instead of being 3/6 godly he’s 4/6 godly and if he lives long enough he might be a god
So yeah that’s what I thought at 3am yesterday (today?)
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