found this picture on the wiki for saw v i think and WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS HE TOUCHING STRAHM’S HAND SO CALMLY? MARK HOFFMAN THE MAN THAT YOU ARE
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last man standing experiences an emotion
[low-key art of my own fic]
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Confrontation! In The Darkroom
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What the slashers smell like
Warnings: this is realistic lol
Includes: Bo Sinclair, Vincent Sinclair, Otis Driftwood, Baby Firefly, Amanda Young, Mark Hoffman, RZ Michael Myers, The Grabber, Thomas Hewitt
A/n yes I realize this may be just a bit weird
- He smells like grease, sweat, and a cheap cologne. Of course there’s a hint of iron on him most days buts it’s just faint enough to miss. Bo definitely washes his hair with soap.
- This man is musky I’m sorry. He probably doesn’t shower a lot. His hair is very greasy, all the time. He usually smells like a moldy basement and sweat. With a waxy smell (duh).
- This man smells like blood, sweat, alcohol and a man who hasn’t showered in YEARS. He is stinky sorry girls. He also smells like piss.
- Baby takes better care of herself than Otis does. She smells like alcohol, blood and maybe I cheap perfume she stole from one of her many victims. Something floral.
- She takes regular showers so she’s not stinky. Amanda doesn’t care what shampoo she uses so she probably smells like coconut or vanilla, whatever she found at the store. I say she most likely doesn’t drown herself in perfumes. However there’s slight irony smell about her most days.
- This man smells like a expensive cologne he bought years ago and still hasn’t used it all. Also, he DEFINITELY uses three in one shampoo, conditioner and soap.
- He smells awful. Reeks of death and literal shit. Michael kills humans and animals, he’s stinky guys. He doesn’t know how to take care of his hygiene. His breath is AWFUL to.
- Albert loves being clean and well kept. He showers regularly, brushes his teeth regularly and wears a nice cologne. His cologne smells like old spice.
- Another stinky boy! He does not shower, ever. Maybe he’ll take a bath? I doubt it though. Thomas smells like blood, human shit and pure musk. You know how in cartoons when someone stinks there’s a green cloud? Yeah, that would be him.
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Saw sitcom episode pitch: after an argument, the gang agrees to switch jobs for the day. Hoffman takes over Adam’s role of stalking potential victims, but his inability to be subtle causes issues. Amanda, tasked with surgically implanting nail bombs into a man’s face, panics and calls her ex-girlfriend Lynn for help. Adam and Lawrence spend the day designing traps together, but quickly begin to argue over medical feasibility. John makes an enemy while waiting in line for the midnight release of “the sims 2” (this is unrelated to any other event in the episode, somehow ends up taking the full 24 hours, and causes him to miss all of the previously mentioned hijinks)
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Vamp!Hoffman, workplace courtship, suspenders, gloves, and donuts, oh my!
My half of an art trade with @dixxiemaegraphics ^^ This was fun haha
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made these a while ago and forgot to post them . just some rando doodles that didn't fit into any other pages
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Hoffman, holding a dozen cards in his hands: You got any nines?
Adams decomposing corpse:
Hoffman, signing: I'll take that as a no.
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