Kafka wrote bedtime stories in the sense that he wrote about the terrifying things that might happen in bed.
— Frances Wilson, Descriptions of a Struggle
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t shirt that reads [RUI 4 EVENT SAVED MY LIFE]
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menelaus in the 'i'm a luxury ... few can afford' sweater
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FALL OUT IS REALLY ONE BIG FAMILY HUH. INCLUDING ALL THEIR FRIENDS
WE DONT CALL EM FAMILY OF BOYS FOR NOTHING!!!!
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This article still makes me laugh so hard
Filed to: DADDY
Thanks queen for publishing this for all of us
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Someone print "Nur Angst vor Gott und dem Finanzamt" on mugs like those inspirational/motivational quotes please
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The fact that Stone dances like an absolute adorable dork gives me the headcanon that he plays really upbeat songs in his café and will literally dance while making lattes. I will die on this hill.
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Swingin by to say...
You just got AKA'D
(didnt know they came in mint flavour now did ya >:)
ACK IVE BEEN AKA'D
AND ITS EFFECTIVE
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I don't care if you're part of the LGBTQIA+ community, if you yell the f-slur at straight people as an insult, you're no better than them.
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have i ever said before. that i love michael.
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bullying pluto is my hobby
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Hot take: maybe leave disney adults/any well meaning adult hyperfixated with a children's show/media alone, ableist piece of turd🥰🥰
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need to make a bumper sticker for my car that says: THE PENNSYLVANIA GAME COMMISSION IS GASLIGHTING CITIZENS ABOUT THE VERY REAL PRESENCE OF MOUNTAIN LIONS IN OUR NEIGHBORHOODS
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