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abrahamvanhelsings · 2 months

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the terror (2018) requires a rewatch not only bc it is so good it will settle in the core of your brain and grow and spread there like a fungus until you die but also bc it is a show about a hundred something bearded victorian white men on a ship in the same clothes and by the time you start figuring out what name is attached to which guy half of them are already dead

#imma keep it real with y'all final episode when ned is like 'we gotta save the captain'#and dundy is like 'no we gotta move on'#i deadass was sitting there like 'whos this guy' bc id never connected the name le vesconte to his face #also when he was getting his toes snipped off i thought he was just some guy. complete blind spot in my brain for him #which is wild bc i would honestly start sucking face if he looked at me for 2 secs. dilf <3 #there's simply too much going on every ep to keep a grip on what muttonchops belong to who the first time around fr #the terror

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forestofsprites · 1 month

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WHY at no point in the show's history did my best friend castiel angel of the lord get called a dilf. yeah yeah yeah he got the early seasons pretty boy commentary, mr wisp of an angel dawdling about the twinkish gait of jimmy the salesman I'M TALKING S13 ->>>>>> that gay angel's a FATHER. he's a dad and he's fucking built, okay. he's tired, he's got eyebags, he's got wrinkles, he's juggling all sorts of shit. ongoing divorce, hunt at 3:00pm, pick jack up from the become god at 6:00. he's fuckin broad chest, fitted coat, he drives a truck but let's be honest it's like if a truck were a minivan

#he's still pretty. nonono this isnt about negating his prettiness #this is about saying he's got dilf status #and it's never recognized #and that saddens me #i slept 9 hours last night after knocking myself out w melatonin at 8pm bc ive had horrible insomnia for weeks and i suddenly feel like my #brain's switched on and now instead of editing this paper i'm here saying shit like Twinkish Gait #spn #spn thoughts

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mobius-m-mobius · 7 months

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LOKI | 1x01 "Glorious Purpose" // 2x01 "Ouroboros"

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hoshigray · 6 months

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I'm coming for MAPPA's necks bc what the actual fuck is wrong with them

#they weren't kidding when they said they'd add anime only sequences bc H U H!!??#i don't remember him biting a fish in the manga bc if i did i would've made so many fish thirst statements ages ago #MAPPA....imma statngle y'all [out of horniness love]#that's how i want him to bite me like idk????#𝑯𝒐𝒔𝒉𝒊 ˖⁺‧₊˚🎐˚₊‧⁺˖ 𝑫𝒊𝒂𝒓𝒚 #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen season 2 #jjk #jjk s2 #jujutsu kaisen spoilers #jjk spoilers #toji #toji fushiguro #jujutsu kaisen toji #fushiguro toji #toji zenin #daddy toji #dilf toji #jujutsu kaisen anime

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alexa-crowe · 5 months

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Feel free to leave your answer in the tags and explain your thought process! I’m very curious because I see a lot of people think of Gale as being in his 30s but I see Gale as being in his 40s (specifically 44 but that’s just an arbitrary number I chose), so I’m interested in seeing some sort of distribution.

#baldur's gate 3 #i’m so curious bc i saw all those gray hairs and i was immediately like middle aged!!!! hot!!!!! 1/2 dilf!!!!!! yesssssssss!!!!#gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #forgive the tag vomit lol i really want answers #gale bg3 #bg3 gale

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princessofdorkness · 5 months

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Do y’all ever just cry?

#bc I do #james hetfield #metallica #metallica imagines #james hetfield x reader #metallica x reader #on the one hand I’m like yes mmhm that tracks and the other half is like????#how did this goofy twink become the dilfiest dilf to ever dilf????#😭😂🧎🏼‍♀️

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unexpectedbrickattack · 11 months

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babpy.

#pizza tower #peppino #arts #mine #happy pride; heres a little otter for u #hes like very early 20s here #happy and unbothered before the Horrors happened #it is NOT his 30s bc he needs to exude raw dilf energy by that point #but for now he is anxious and sweet and awkward #not that i dont draw him like that already but its like 10x here #its PALPABLE #okay mwah i will hopefully come back w more than just sketches that mean nothing skjfsdjkfdhfhsk #i have LITERALLY been on this commission for WEEKS i need someone to take me out back and put me out of my misery i swear #im going to finish the lines TODAY like i cant be this person i cant keep coming back to this fucking comm w no progress ill simply Die #its like singlehandedly preventing me from doing anything else; its making a mental block waaaaaaaau #but i feel like i am breaking through it today. at least i HOPE i am sdkjfsdjkfjsdkf #um if u are still here ilu. send me some anons; i want to be chatty but the messages i have feel like i need to respond w essays #and i literally. cannot.#at least until i get my head screwed on properly again

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bakubunny · 5 months

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ok last shitpost of the night probably but

some of y'all are really sleepin on pro!fumi, i'm telling u. like hear me out for a second.

he's a tiny lil soft cute birb in his UA days but pro!fumi is tall and pretty and strong. he hides it under all that fabric on his pro costume, but he is not the skinny kid he used to be. he's ripped. also his feathers finally grew in so he looks intimidating instead of awkward.

he's so sweet. like so so sweet. easily rivals eijiro and izuku. he's just quiet and subtle about it.

don't even get me started on dom!fumi. i've already told you all he's got his own home dungeon that he built bc nothing was up to his standard he's just a little picky when it comes to providing the best for his sub.

dark shadow. (no i will not elaborate.)

he's the one that's got you wearing a vibe in public and expects you to either wait until he tells you to cum or at a minimum try to keep your composure. even in the middle of conversation. because it's more fun that way.

he's also the one that will shove you up against a bathroom or dressing room wall and fuck you in public if he feels like it.

always doin smth mischievous under the dinner table when friends are around or you're in public.

will bend you over and make your ass red whenever he wants. big fan of "inspections" (pulling your panties down and prodding just to see you get hot and bothered for no reason at all). also in favor of maintenance spankings.

masochists and rope bunnies rejoice, fumi's got you covered.

like. just. there's so much. i could go on but i won't. he's a darling man and anyone who tells me otherwise, you're wrong.

#one of these days he just might get the dilf treatment i'm sorry fam #ykw no i'm not sorry bc that's how we roll in these here parts #if i want dilf birb boy i will write dilf birb boy and (some of) y'all will read it and like it #tokoyami fumikage #fumikage tokoyami #x reader #bnha smut #mha smut #aged up characters

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betrixxxed · 2 months

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Click for quality?? Forgot tumblr eats png files for some reason..Anyway I finally found out how I want to draw Alastor lol

I'm rewatching Hazbin Hotel with my friend and we were freaking out trying to figure out what that horizontal line across is chest is supposed to be...wouldn't be surprised if Viv didn't know either lol (no shade) ((a little shade))

#really liked this one so i figured i could start posting on tumblr lol #this feels weird #but ya i think it'll make drawing more fun #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor hazbin hotel #i hate his hair so much lol...i actually thought i liked it before i tried to draw it #and realized how much it bothered me #redesign wasn't really based on lovesarts design from youtube #but i have seen it before and really liked it so it probably influenced this #mostly its a blend of the original elements i actually liked and that uuuh #fandom human version who's white for some reason #youve seen him before im sure #hazbin redesign #hazbin hotel redesign #hazbin hotel critical #last tag there bc i think those usually go hand in hand with the redesigns??#and also for blocking purposes ig #i like him a lot lol. made him kind of a DILF #if i did this again i would make the insides of his ears visible bc i forgot but oh well

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markantonys · 7 months

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nothing is funnier than rand and perrin being lusted after by every person they meet this season, with 0 effort or intention or awareness on their parts, vs. mat trying so hard to hook up with every person he meets and getting rejected every single time

#mat: i wish rand and perrin were here they know how to talk to girls. and to forsaken dilfs #fr to liandrin AND min AND ishy mat was like 'haha i sure hope you don't want to fuck me ;)' and they were like 'cool bc we Really don't'#wot #wot on prime #the wheel of time #mat cauthon #perrin aybara #rand al'thor #wot show spoilers

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mel-kusanagi · 4 months

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pookies 💞

had to join this silly trend from twitter just to draw these pookies together teehee

#happiness restored #peter b and shanks my beloved silly dilfs #not arguing w a man that has big brown eyes. whatever u say beautiful #tried to make shanks look a bit like his live action look bc i also love peter gadiot #me when dilfs named peter fr #am i back from drawing? idek #peter b parker #red haired shanks #akagami no shanks #one piece #spider man #spiderverse #across the spiderverse

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existingveryloudly · 9 months

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just watched the mha movie where bakugo and deku save an island by holding hands

#my face during the whole movie -> 😦😟😭😮‍💨🥹🤭#mha #mha heroes rising #bkdk #also my fav bbgs were in it #the LOV at the beginning was great #hawks girlbossed i appreciate him going to tokoyami first #bro is a dilf in my heart #ochako and sero carried btw #momo pulling out her cannons? iconic #mha spoilers #me when they deku and bakugo both went smash #ofa literally commit a miracle for those two #and when deku was like ‘i think all might would be ok with this only bc it’s u’#i’m dying

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wildflowercryptid · 1 month

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the results of that " does this character know about sex? " poll for professor elm are a million times funnier when you know he has a wife and child. that and he's specializes in researching pokémon breeding. not only has he canonically fucked, he's also THE GUY to go to if you need to know the nitty-gritty details about how exactly to get a pokémon egg. so, technically, i guess the poll is kinda right about him having read about sex.

#i'm assuming the results ended up that way bc it had ppl outside of the fandom interacting with it #and gotta say. nerdphobia at its finest 😔#ya'll say you like dilfs and then turn your nose up at them when they're not conventionally attractive #cowards if you saw the dads i want to fuck you'd hurl—#pls ignore me this is early morning delirium #pokemon #professor elm #mj.txt #tw suggestive

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