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#bc he was one of the people mac trusted and their relationship used to be neutral and balanced so he could have done it but instead he went
a-nice-egg-offering · 10 months
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Imagine how angry mac must be finally having moved on from Dennis and fallen in love with someone else only to find out it was actually Dennis being evil and manipulative playing with his heart again for trivial personal gain. No wonder he refused to accept Dennis was Johnny :/
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crypticjackal13 · 1 year
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Hi- call me the snake annon! I'm here dropping an MK, Redson, Nezha, Mac and Wukong x Bunny demon reader? they can be fem or gendernutruel! extra happy if ya incloud fluffy cheast-...not at all bc i have been obsesed with that for months or what ever! XOXO ty for reading this and sorry if i have bad gramer english is my 5th laungeg -Snake annon
Howdy! This was a cute request! please enjoy, snake anon! :D
MK, Redson, Nezha, SWK, and Macaque x GN! Bunny Demon! Reader (Romantic Headcanons!)
MK - oh my gosh this boy thinks you are adorable. In the relationship he likes that you have the same kinda energy levels that he has! You two probably go on a lot of fun dates rather than serious ones(hitting the dance floor at the arcade as opposed to a fancy dinner). Also, he’s super affectionate with you in general, but it’s completely up to you if you let him pet your bunny ears or let him lean on your chest. He loves giving you bunny kisses(if you don’t know, it’s when you nuzzle noses with someone it’s so cute). 
Redson - probably very protective of you! After all, if you look this adorable, some other demon is sure to try and come after you…Red won’t let them get the chance :) anyways. You two are an interesting couple; a fiery Bull demon with anger issues and a very lovable and outgoing bunny demon…and yet somehow you cancel each other out enough that this relationship works out very well! You’re kind of like Redson’s “emotional support y/n”! And in turn you basically have immunity from any other demon attacks.  Red pretends to be very casual at first but at the end of the day he can’t resist those eyes that you give him when you want him to come cuddle with you. He’s a space heater, take advantage of it during the colder months! Also, he definitely uses your chest as a pillow. It’s the perfect way to convince him to get actual rest :)
Nezha - so so stoic but TRUST ME, he is internally screaming. How are you so cute and also want to be in a relationship with him of all people?? It’ll take a while, but he relaxes a bit and gets used to being allowed to be sweet and soft and romantic with you. When he’s stressed out he will definitely seek you out so he can chill, especially by just getting down to your level(assuming you’re shorter than him) and hugging you. His absolute favorite thing is wrapping you up in a blanket and carrying you around the house while he just does stuff because then he can have a kiss kiss whenever :3
Macaque - okay so prepare for some teasing from this man in the relationship. He’ll poke some fun at you and call you names associated with bunnies(lovebun is his favorite nickname to call you), but if it honestly bothers you he’ll ease up. Like Nezha, it may take him a minute to allow himself to let his guard down and actually let himself be loved as much as he’s loving you. He’s also pretty protective. He loves snuggling up with you at the end of a very long day more than anything else. It makes him feel safe.
 Wukong - remember the cooking with Chang’e episode? This is exactly like that except you’re not a robot trying to destroy him. Wukong cannot stop himself from squealing almost every time he sees you. He’s very into physical affection, so don’t be surprised if whatever activity you’re up to gets slightly interrupted by loud monkey purring as he nuzzles you. Similar to Macaque, he’ll poke fun at you, but it’s all very lighthearted and never meant as an insult. If you allow him to, he may shrink you down a bit so he can bring you with him wherever. He also cuddles with you and puts his head on your chest a lot.
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samiholloway · 1 year
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I was thinking about that post about how Veronica Mars got ruined bc Rob Thomas wanted it to be more noir while I was washing dishes, and here's how I would have done it without ruining it:
Everything's the same up through the movie bc I helped pay for that and we all loved that experience and things were still good and that's how we got the new season
But now Veronica and Logan are adults and life is complicated and the world has changed
Veronica tries to be good but she's still got trust issues from her complicated past and Logan tries to be good but he's still both used to getting his way and a hothead from his complicated past and it leads them down new complicated futures
Their relationship doesn't stick because of course it doesn't, they're very different people, BUT they desperately love each other and are always there for each other when they need to be: when he gets in trouble, when she needs backup, etc
Part of why it doesn't work is because he's drifting into military stuff you can't talk about at home and she hates not knowing answers; another part is because she's never been by the book and he hates how she's always risking life and limb. Big emotions but bad communication. They break up but come back together.
It's noir y'all.
He's the one she can't say no to, her homme fatale. It'll be great. A season or two later when he leaves the military and somehow still travels and comes back with money and problems, there's a whole spy thing, they take turns saving each other, etc. When she gets in over her head with a local crime coverup that turns out to be not so local and very important, he's got the connections to help bring it down. Him and Mac and a network of government hackers.
The show doesn't die. There's so much snark. It's the best.
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sugawara-sweetheart · 4 years
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**comfort character asks **
i’m scared of annoying moots w all these asks so i compiled them into a post!! also I feel like a lot of people enjoyed this so I'd always be happy to hear more about your comfort characters + I hope this can just be some warmth + lighthearted happiness to everyone <33 
❥anon: I just convinced myself that Tsukki would love me because I kin Yamaguchi (we're both INFPs), but also because I'm usually really quiet and don't have an explosive personality, I wouldn't mind his saltiness too much and would like to be near him even if we are not talking/interacting
oh he definitely would like you- the way i see tsukishima I feel like your personality would be super ideal for him + he’d feel a sense of calmness around you. i see him just really trusting you + feeling at ease around you aww
❥ anon: my comfort character is tsukki (chile...i know) and i actually feel like we’d get along well bc we both have soft spots for yamaguchi and both would absolutely not be into anyone’s shit 😭 i’d still be a huge brat to him though because i too have an ego and a superiority complex at times 😔 but he’s a brat tamer so it’s all good
awww you, tsukki + yams just being the best friendship (you + tsukki being the couple tho👀)omg you two would be such a savage pair ahahaha + you’d egg each other on rip anyone who annoys you both. and you know what? brat supremacy, as you should
❥ @scorpiomoonweebs​: _Hi hi hi so I know that this character isn’t from hq but my comfort character is Kirishima from MHA,, he makes me feel like I deserve to be loved and I think he would love me because I have so much love to give!! I’m great with communication nd I’d like to think I’m pretty! But overall I think he would love me because we’d be able to support each other and want to make sure the other is happy. ((This made me feel so nice to write out🥺 thank you so much))
hi! it’s okay I've watched most of bnha so im happy to chat about it :)) aww thatS SO CUTE + I completely agree w you. kirishima would think you’re beautiful + he would love to love you + receive your love back. your relationship would be so pure + sweet <33 you’re always welcome to chat about your fave characters w me btw, like I always welcome hcs in my ask box. also I really admire you for being so good to yourself + giving yourself credit for what you deserve, I hope I can be like you one day <33
❥ @starofmiran​: i have so many comfort characters, but I'll just talk about the hq ones. Aone, I used to be selectively mute and extremely shy so I understand him being quiet so well and would have an easy time with what he's wanting to express without using words, I think. Tendou, I was bullied for my looks and still kinda am, so I just think we'd get along and I don't care what anyone thinks of how I look now?? Mattsun, I have an obsession with death so we could talk for HOURS about it without worry
aww that’d be so cute + I feel like you’d really understand aone + not be scared of him like everyone else does so he’d feel so safe + happy around you!! I'm so sorry those nasty people bullied you I think you're beautiful + you don’t deserve it all but tendou would love your look so much!! AN OBSESSION WITH DEATH I LOVE THAT SO MUCH omg you and mattsun just spending hours talking about dead bodies + death sgshsg- the thing is that’s such a surprising + rare thing to be interested in it’d be so cute for you and mattsun to talk about <3
❥ @kaaidalupita​: noya would like me bc we’re both feral gremlins, i’d probably follow him around, and because i’m willing to try new things with him. Yaku would like me because i have a short temper, i’m not afraid to put people in their places, and i like to help others(he’d probably hate that i do it at my expense though)
BAHAHAH FERAL GREMLINS ME THREE! noya would love for you to follow him around + he'd take such good care of you (like remember when hinata calls him senpai + he gets super excited + takes it really seriously like it’s his responsibility) BAHAHA I SEE YAKU BEING REALLY PROUD OF YOU WHEN YOU GO OFF AT LEV maybe you even take it turns like ooh who’s gonna get pissed this time 
❥anon: I think Kenma would like me bc im pretty calm and i dont really enjoy going outside... I play video games too but i'm not a super good player, i just like playing for fun. I would wrap him like a burrito with a blanket and just scratch his scalp from time to time, maybe kiss his cheeks if i see he is relax and we'll just spend the day like that. Cozy and confortable over all 👉🏻👈🏻 🥺
aww kenma would love it when you play with him for fun + maybe he’d even let you win a few times🥺aww BLANKET BURRITO SO CUTE + he would love that or maybe he’d get you to be part of the burrito too! thats super cute + I love comfortable dynamics like that
❥anon: I think Akaashi like me cause we like to read books together! I have my book in one hand and the other is intertwinted with his. He prepared some hot cocoa and we sip the drinks casually, a blanket on your laps with my legs on top of his. Dreamy sigh i'm Soft for this boy 🥺
that’s so cute- imagine bookshop dates too or picking up books for each other like ‘I think you’d like this’ god that’s just so damn cute I love this so so so much
❥anon: i’m not sure what i have to offer but i’d like to think aone would like that i’m rather low energy and remind him to relax and rest when he needs it and that it’s okay to slow down and take things at your own pace. i also feel like he’ll take a sense of pride in the food i cook for him and would enjoy cooking together and exchanging new recipes with each other. and just maybe he’ll find it a little cute how much smaller i am than him when i hold his hand... maybe
you have plenty of offer dont ever sell yourself short, okay? aone would be super proud of you- he’d be so appreciate of everything you do for him + that you cherish him too + you’d be the light of his life. he would really love cooking with you, I think he’d find it so relaxing and bc he’s so big he'd be so so gentle w you + feel so protective of you. you’d be his baby + he doesn't take criticism 
❥ @kenji-futakoochi​: Also super late to the party because timezones but-Aone would probably love how excitable I can be when I really start waffling on a topic that I love, he would probably be the only one content to actually listen through my 20 minute rants about random shit like my love of Mac n cheese and why only this brand is acceptable, or why this character in this show is an absolute cinnamon roll and my 30 point discussion as to why they deserve all the good things😅 I could talk for hours about random stuff like that you already know
that’s so cute + he really would, I love when people let you waffle on about the things you’re passionate about even if they don’t know what you're talking about ahahah + aone would defo do it w you! also yes desktop emojis!! here
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The Lady and the Chauffeur Name Thing
So at the end of my LAST installment of my FS Downton Abbey AU, Christmas at the Abbey, I promised that if ONE person wanted an explanation of the many new names that popped up I would write it. Well many weeks ago now the lovely @valentinaonthemoon asked for such a list, and I am a woman of my word, even if I completely forgot about and only remembered about it just now. I’m going to pop it under a read more bc it is going to get LONG  and also contain ALL OF THE SPOILERS for that series. 
OKAY SO
We’ll do this in birth order I think. Nicknames are in () 
Eilidh May FitzSimmons, born December 12th 1919 - The first of the many babies!! As many of you will know if you have been following me for a while, Eilidh May was, pre-finale of course, my utter ride or die name for baby girl Fitzsimmons. I think I have like three or four fics with this particular name in it, I loved it so much. Eilidh is the Scottish variation of Helen, and means sun-ray, which ugh wouldn’t that just be so perfect for a little FitzSimmons baby. I was just utterly in love with the idea of FS giving their baby a Scottish name (as you will see in the NEXT FS baby) and the fact that this had a space/star/sun/celestial twist to it just absolutely SOLD IT for me. I should add, for all my non-scottish followers that Eilidh is pronounced Ay-Lee. I have no idea how gaelic pronunciation works, I just know how to say it.  Her middle name, May, doesn’t need much explanation. I just loved the idea of them giving their little girl a middle name after someone on the team. 
George (Georgie) Lincoln Campbell, born 2nd October 1921 - Okay ngl, I got real lazy with this name. Mary and Matthew’s (who Daisy and Lincoln were in the place of in this fic) son was also named George, and I liked it, I thought it would be cute if he was called Georgie, as a bit of a variation. His middle name comes from his father, obvi, who, in keeping with BOTH canons (the noise I made when I figured out I could do that I swear. I’m so sorry Lincoln it was just far too good an opportunity to pass up), I killed off on the day he was born. My apologies. 
Hamish Phillip FitzSimmons, born 6th January 1922 - Oh this name. A lot of people REALLY don’t like this name, which is fine. As I said with Eilidh, I was really on a kick of giving FS babies Scottish names. I originally dismissed Hamish, and it just wouldn’t leave me alone, and just utterly grew on me. I actually went to school with a Hamish, he was a fair few years below me and he was just the tiniest, most adorable little toot! From what I can gather, Hamish is an anglicised version of Seamus or Seumus, which is the gaelic version of James, which is a very long and roundabout way of honouring Fitz’s middle name, but I still love having that connection. The middle name, Phillip, again, this name was a love of mine before this fic came about and it just seemed so natural to me that they would name their son after Coulson, and there was just no other name I liked so much with Hamish 
 Kathleen (Kathy) Skye FitzSimmons, born 30th May 1925 - I have no really grand explanation for this name, other than Kathleen is a special name to me, and I love using it in stories. It fit in well I thought with the 1920′s style of naming (yes I did that extensive googling) and as I say it is a very dear name to me and FitzSimmons are deserving of it. Skye, again, I’m just going through the checklist of names from the team. This was in NO WAY  a narcissistic naming, I promise, I just really think they’d give their child that as a middle name, as also this was my way of slipping a lil bit of Scottish into her name too. Just a smidge :)
 Hazel June Sousa, born 14th October 1926 - Oh Hazel. Hazel is just a name I really love. It is also the name of a dear friend of mine who I don’t get to see very often, and I just love it. Honestly I was just trying to find names that worked with the last name Sousa and Hazel just popped into my head. Again it works with 1920′s naming trends, (again with the googling) and yeah I just really love it. The middle name June comes from the fact that in this fic, Daisy and Sousa get married in the month of June. I thought that was a nice way of honouring their relationship, through their daughters name :)
Finley (Flint) Alphonso Mackenzie, born 28th May 1927 - So Mack and Elena adopting Flint is basically canon isn’t it??!?!? He is their son I will have no arguments. SO finding a name that Flint would work for as a nickname, bc lets be real no one was naming their child Flint in 1926, I had to find a roundabout way, was NOT EASY. I still have no idea how Flint could come from Finley, but it is close enough to make sense. By the time I got to Flint I had already named five children and was getting a bit lazy, and so his middle name is just the same as his fathers first name, which is still a very common middle name tactic. 
Emily Lorna FitzSimmons, born 12th October 1927 - Again, by the time I got to poor little Emily, I had named six children already. Emily I just like. Every Emily I have ever met has honestly been the nicest and sweetest person I have ever known. It has a good track record for me and it just sounds so nice with Fitzsimmons. Lorna, Lorna comes from my own personal headcanon for Fitz’s mum’s name, and so I think that’s where Lorna comes from, as a way of honouring Fitz’s mum.  It is also believed to derive from the name of the Scottish town Lorne, so snuck another bit of Scotland into baby FitzSimmons’s name :) 
Arthur (Archie) James FitzSimmons, born 14th August 1929 - If you all cast your minds back, at the very start of the Lady and the Chauffeur, I named Jemma’s dad, Lord Shieldshire, Arthur Simmons. So this was my way of honouring dear old Donk, but they call him Archie, just so he’s his own wee man. James, again, got a bit lazy, same middle name as Fitz. Also v Scottish name, we are 5/5 for Scottish baby FitzSimmons :)
Eve Margaret Sousa, born December 24th 1929 - Eve, well, she was born on Christmas Eve. I cast around for ages trying to find Christmasy names. She was Robyn for a little while, I considered Noel, but that felt a little too contemporary, so she was Eve! And yes, Margaret is my little wink to Agent Carter. I couldn’t help myself. 
Violet Faith Mackenzie, born 6th April 1930 - I actually had a lot of fun finding this name. I briefly considered calling her Hope, but no, that felt a little too on the nose for me. The name Violet comes from obviously the little purple flower, but the flower itself means hope, which I liked. Out of the three surnames, I feel like Mackenzie is the easiest out of all of them to find names for, (maybe it’s because I’m Scottish and know a fair few people with that Mac/Mc sound at the start of their surname) and I played around with a few possibilities, but honestly I just fell in love with Violet. Faith comes from the fact that faith is very important to both Mack and Elena and I wanted to consider that and honour that in the naming of their little girl. 
 Edward (Teddy) Donald FitzSimmons, born December 1st 1932 - The last (for real this time) little FitzSimmons baby of this verse. Blame Fitz being forever broody and Jemma just loving their babies so much, and also being an easy burst when it comes to Fitz and their babies. This name, boy oh boy, this name was HARD. Girls names for FitzSimmons babies, for some reason, easy as pie for me, I have a list as long as my arm of girls names I love for them. As for boys names, Hamish is the only one that has really stuck long term for me. All of the names I found for this poor wee boy that I liked were just a bit too modern, so I had to go searching again. I saw Edward, realised it could be shortened to Teddy and fell in LOVE. Only in this verse would I really get away with calling a baby Teddy so I took the chance and ran with it, and now little dark haired blue eyed Teddy FitzSimmons runs around rent free in my brain. His middle name, is not really obvious why I chose it at first glance. Again I struggled. I couldn’t really find any more Scottish names that I liked, or at least ones that i could give poor Simmons a fighting chance of pronouncing properly (Lachlan is still on my list and I have NEVER heard anyone not Scottish pronounce that first syllable properly). So Scottish was out, and so I went to my next mainstain of family names. And Deke or Enoch were the only two male names I hadn’t touched. Enoch was going to be impossible to find a link (trust me I tried) but DEKE, comes from a common nickname for Donald. So Donald he was. 
I hope you enjoyed this little (haha) list! I just love putting thought and meaning into names, and this kind of gives you a little glimpse into my naming process. Yes I know I will be a nightmare if I ever have children. That is a whole SEPARATE and ever changing and evolving list. 
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ashwayssunny · 5 years
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i saw your tags on my post and ahhh i agree completely! i feel like a joke at this point. our concerns and expectations for this show we love, and the subplots set up for years, theyre all jokes to rcg. or at least it feels like that sometimes.
hello! i wanted to wait until after i saw the ep before i responded to this because i was reacting to other people’s reactions last night and kind of assumed something happened that shot down the possibility. but! having seen it now, i don’t really feel quite that way anymore. i think they needed mac and dennis’s (and frank’s) characters to focus on other things in order to move at pace with the climate change metaphor. and i really liked how they used the bar as a kind of symbol of the gang’s whole world! having seen it now, i think maybe inserting too much overt stuff with macden would sully the metaphor and confuse the audience about what they’re trying to say. they wanted the satire to be clear and concise because they (and dennis it seems?) think this is a very important issue. so i can understand why they wrote it this way in that regard
however! that being said, i DO think maybe there was just a hint of meta in dennis and mac’s conflict over faith. mac has faith that things will work out as they’re meant to, and dennis questions him on it because he has no faith. he’s always been a rational, logical guy (at least in his mind) and he’s not one to take a leap of faith, but mac is. they polarize each other in this way, but i don’t think it’s a bad thing. and tbh i’m glad that mac held his own in his argument! that’s what dennis wants from him. that’s his bossy annoying overbearing best friend. mac is slowly learning to stop giving in to dennis again and i think that can only mean good things for their relationship
finally, i mean.... dennis didn’t react to the naked girls at all. like i mean literally at all. no staring, no lingering gazes as they walk by (which is an acting choice glenn has made for him many times in the past), and i’m gonna be honest i’m actually shocked by his lack of interest. i thought they’d give him SOMETHING, even a glance. can you imagine seasons 1-11 dennis ignoring a room full of sweaty half-dressed girls to sit and grumble shirtlessly with his best friend? bc i honestly can’t. he’s just.... not trying anymore. he’s tired. he doesn’t even suggest the whole nipple scheme for himself, he says it for frank! these acting choices are deliberate and i think all of this will have a lot to do with the finale when he finally contemplates things like the description said he would.
i will say, this is all my opinion, so take it with a grain of salt! it’s extremely hard to trust after being let down by so many shows and that’s totally valid, but i do think that rob cares about their lgbtq+ audience enough to not NOT resolve the storyline they’ve been setting up since episode 1 in some way or another. we might not like what happens, but i still feel like the evidence is too strong to ignore. anyway i’m so sorry for rambling i hope this helps but like i said it’s all opinion-based! and opinions aren’t universal truth no matter what mac thinks lmao
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survivesalem · 4 years
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Episode 8 - “Threats are working together. Mac is getting yeeted” - Raffy
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Someone has to be lying to me because I am hearing two opposite stories. Liam told me before the vote that it was being split between Dylan and Zach. After the vote, Liam confirmed to me that it was Gizmo. Then, Mac told me it was Gizmo leading the split. Gizmo told me that Liam and Mac are liars, and they were the ones leading the vote. Then, after much taunting and finger pointing, Gizmo backtracks and says that Brien was the real person being the mastermind behind this. Apparently, Brien told Gizmo that Dylan, Zach, and I were close and to not tell me about the split vote. Honestly, this whole mess has taught me that everyone who voted Zach needs to go because it just goes to show that they are much better at this game than me. The only ones I can trust are Paolo and Jessie since they were the only ones to vote Dylan with me. I need to start gaining more of their trust. I created an alliance called Bottom Buddies with people I think who are in the bottom which are myself, Paolo, Jessie, and Liam. I think adding Liam to that alliance was a mistake because he is too involved in the mess. If Gizmo is telling the truth then that means there is an alliance of Jay, Mac, Liam, and Brien which is more scary to me than the thought of a Gizmo and Cameron shady shack. I believe they all need to go, but I think taking out the four would be better for my soul than taking out a duo. However, they ALL do need to go. Also, I played my hex on Gizmo in the heat of the moment which is probably bad, but I don't care. If I do go against the four, I think I would prefer immunity around my neck just in case.
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So now this game has gone crazy and gizmo was 100 percent in control of the Zach vote I just wasn’t mad about it so I went along with it but now he is trying to throw me under the bus and say I masterminded the whole thing well he is a nice person but he isn’t long for the game if I have anything to say about it. Now people are apparently looking at Mac and I as a duo and that’s so dangerous for my game that I might have to consider cutting Mac and putting him on the jury even though me him and Liam have a final 3 but I necessarily know if that’s the group I wanna make FTC with my ideal group would be me,Cameron,Jessie/jay I don’t know if I can get that to happen but I will certainly try my best I think everyone is pretty anti gizmo atm but i can’t cut off my options and just be gung ho about taking gizmo out next bc maybe he can still be useful to me. Raffy is dangerous and needs to go soon I don’t want him getting anywhere near FTC if he makes it he will have a good shot at winning based simply on his likability. Liam is certainly close to Mac and I may have to make sure everyone knows they are a duo and quickly but the thing is I don’t see Liam winning at the end  based upon what I’ve seen of his gameplay. So I definitely need to split them up ASAP and it may kill 2 birds with one stone by taking Mac out and making my “duo” go away to minimize my target level.
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I think I'm going to go after Gizmo this round, and I am going to side with the majority. Whether or not Gizmo is telling the truth, I don't have the numbers to go against the others if I wanted to side with Gizmo. Next round, I think I want one of Mac, Jay, or Liam to get gone. I need Brien to turn on them and be more loyal to me. I think I can rally Paolo and Jessie to my side as well. The issue is Cameron. He's a very hard person to talk to just in general, and we had a bit of a falling out because of the situation. Hopefully he'll take my lifeline. Otherwise, it might just be him next (which I wouldn't mind either).
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Paolo and I had a very long call today, before results. I basically spilled my guts to him, and he did to me as well. I want to work with Paolo in the long term, but I am not sure if he wants to work with me. We basically came to the conclusion that we have to target Mac this round as he's been spreading my name. He also listed Gizmo and Brien as big threats. Basically, I want Paolo to go to Gizmo and start an alliance with him that's with Brien and I. This would be the Big Threats alliance that would target Mac this round. Then, we can get rid of his cronies Liam and Jay. I think with that four, we can pull in Cameron and Jessie to vote out someone. I know that Gizmo is probably lying, but that's why I am going to take him out at either Final 5 or Final 6. Basically, whether or not Gizmo was spearheading the vote, the big threats need to stick together if we want to make it far in this game. Paolo is definitely trying to lower his threat level by claiming he's just a stepping stone which I do not believe. I think he'll turn on me eventually, but I need him now more than ever.
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So. I Lowkey can’t remember the last time I made a confessional and to that I say oopsies. Me, Brien and Liam are a lit 3. I’m good with pretty much...everyone?  Tbh. Cameron needs to leave. Had Raffy not won this immunity Lowkey he would’ve been voted out. It’s a secret war between Raffy and Gizmo with a bunch of us in the middle. I need Gizmo as a shield so I need Gizmo’s non-social right hand man, Cameron out. The Final 3 is getting closer and closer, and I’m ready to snatch this. I’m hungry for this win. My blood is boiling for this win. My strategy is really good, but I need my social game to be good too. I can’t always rely on Liam and Brien otherwise I won’t get the majority of votes. My bootlist is mostly accurate. My ideal F6 is the ANZAC duo of Liam & I, also with Brien, Jessie, Jay and Paolo. I really need to buddy up with Jessie, Jay and Paolo so I can convince them to stick with me when the time is right. If I make it to Final 6 then I’ll be super happy. But I want that win. Who do I have to hex to win this game?
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I was such a flop in my first game, playing really hard in the first few rounds and then being blindsided before I got the chance to react. This time, with it being the final 9 out of 18, I’m pretty happy with my position and could really see myself taking the whole thing if I time my moves correctly. Unfortunately, losing Dylan and Zach were hard hits on my social connections, but I think I’m working my way into other people’s plans. GREEN: Just in terms of people’s good graces, I think I’m very close to Raffy (current immunity holder) and Brien. YELLOW: Positioning myself as a newbie, I’ve secured connections with Liam, Gizmo, Mac. While I’d love for an all newbie Final 3, it’s just not feasible if I want to look out for my own game. RED: Although I’m not very in with Jessie, Jay, and Cameron, I’m sure I’ll be well established for people to not target me for a couple of rounds. So far, I’ve heard that Cameron and Gizmo are on the chopping block this round. HOWEVER, with my close relationships, I’ve been able to pull off some votes towards Mac. It’s no time to play an UTR game anymore, I need to make risky moves that will secure my resume and give me a fighting shot to win this season!
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Final 9 it’s an interesting spot for sure, I want to take Mac out bc the mere fact him and I are seen as a duo is scary and she should have never told me that. It was his biggest mistake bc now he has hurricane Brien coming after him and I don’t plan on letting him survive this vote. I have my final 3 with him and Liam but I feel they have distanced with me this last vote so I don’t feel they are 100 percent taking me to final 3 and Liam and Mac are closer to each other then me so I need to split that up. This Mac blindside is my idea, my move Cameron or gizmo were going out the door till I stepped in and worked my magic. I think social game will get me past the final 8 to the final 7 and I’ll just need 3 people who want to work with me after that. Paolo is someone I don’t want to take very far but I can realistically give him 6th or 5th Jessie is someone I wanna go to the final 3 with bc she is a nice person and deserves it however I also think I can beat her Cameron is someone I also wanna sit at FTC with but I doubt there is a scenario where they survive but people are already perceiving them as a goat which is dangerous Gizmo I kinda didn’t want him to target me this round so I pointed his target at Mac bc that’s what benefits me and no one will take him that far into this game I can see him being a target at final 8 or 7 bc he is a duo with Cameron and people will wanna split that up Raffy is loyal to me I hope however after the Zach vote he may be weary of me and I’ll need to watch my back so he doesn’t stab me in it and he isn’t someone I want to sit next to at the end Jay is quiet but he has a likability I know it will be hard to beat him at the end but i think I want him next to me especially if my game is better and more flashier then I think I could beat him in a jury vote. Liam macs right hand man and I’m the only one that knows but once Mac goes then he will be all alone and have to scramble for a number one ally
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Mac might just get voted out. Paolo actually got Gizmo to target Mac, and Gizmo told me what I already knew from Paolo. Even Brien wants to target Mac without me even prompting it. So, I think that the four us want to work together as a voting bloc to get rid of Mac this round.
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Well, last vote did and didnt go how I'd hoped. Zach went home, but I got sent to the coals. My name is in everyone's mouth now. However, some people have come forward with information that have lead to 5 of us taking out someone else. I'm still prepared to go home though. I might not he able to dig myself out of my hole
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I. Feel. Really. Bad. This is the first vote where I tugged the strings, I know how this vote is going down and I know that I have to leave people out of it for it to work. If it is does work, great awesome I'm closer to some people in Raffy, Brien, and Gizmo. But I'm really close to Liam!! I know this is Survivor and all, but I hate to leave him out of it because he's never betrayed me or given me any reason NOT to trust him. Is this really the best move for me long term? If I really want to be in that final three spot and compete to win, is this the best way to do it?
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Threats are working together. Mac is getting yeeted
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cantbehandled-ever · 5 years
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thanks @satans-helper for tagging me in this get to know me tag! i’ve never done one this long, so here’s a bunch of info that no one wanted to know about me lmao
1. What’s your middle name?
- Lynn, which i hateee
2. how old are you?
- 19
3. when is your birthday?
- november 17th
4. what is your zodiac sign?
- scorpio sun, libra rising, pisces moon. i have two fucking water signs which explains why i’m so emotional
5. what’s your favorite shade of green?
- forest/emerald green
6. what’s your lucky number?
- 8
7. do you have any pets?
- yes! i have three dogs and i’d die for them
8. where are you from?
- originally chicago, but now i live in orlando
9. how tall are you?
- 5’9
10. what shoe size are you?
- 10 in women’s, 8.5 in men’s
11. how many pairs of shoes do you own?
- 10
12. what was your last dream about?
- i dreamt that i ran off to live in a cave and raised goldfish as my past time, so i’m really jealous that i didn’t actually do that
13. what talents do you have?
- i can bs my way through stuff, because if i really need to, i can come off as decently eloquent. also i can sing kinda well, nothing amazing
14. are you psychic in any way?
- i’ve had dreams that ended up happening exactly like i dreamed them
15. favorite song?
- i could not tell you, but lately i’ve been listening to Second Hand News by Fleetwood Mac several times a day
16. Favorite movie?
- the sixth sense (i just really like m. night shyamalan movies)
17. who would be our ideal partner?
- someone with a great sense of humor and i’m pretty anxious, so someone who is good at keeping calm
18. do you want children?
- nope lmao, but i do want to be an aunt. i like kids, but like only when i can give them back to their parents when i get tired of them lol
19. do you want a church wedding?
- not really, if i did end up having one, it would be bc the building was beautiful it would have nothing to do with it being a church
20. are you religious?
- no, long and sad history with religion. i do consider myself to be pretty spiritual and learning more about stuff like that is really interesting to me
21. have you ever been to a hospital?
- yep, last year over spring break i had to get my gallbladder removed:)))))))) my surgeon took pics of my gallbladder though and it’s super sick and gross looking so at least i have that
22. have you ever gotten into trouble with the law?
- nope
23. have you ever met any celebrities?
- i met andy mientus, but he’s not like a huge celebrity
24. baths or showers?
- showers, baths are gross
25. what color socks are you wearing?
- white and purple
26. have you ever been famous?
- not really, but when i was in fifth grade i submitted a poem i wrote to a publishing company and they put it into a book, so my elementary school made a big deal out of it, so i was like a local celebrity amongst ten year olds for a week lol
27. would you like to be a big celebrity?
- only if it was for music, because that’s the only way i could see myself being happy with it. however, i’d much rather just have my own niche audience and be super personal with them, but still make enough money that i could afford to have that be my only career
28. what type of music do you like?
- mainly rock and funkier music, but i can pretty much listen to anything
29. have you ever been skinny dipping?
- no, because i hate my body lol
30. how many pillows do you sleep with?
- 4
31. what position do you usually sleep in?
- i’m a stomach sleeper
32. how big is your house?
- i live in a tiny apartment
33. what do you typically have for breakfast?
- usually just coffee, but sometimes i’ll have a breakfast bar
34. have you ever fired a gun?
- yes and i hated it, it’s way too scary to hold something like that
35. have you ever tried archery?
- yeah! we had it as a unit in my middle school gym class and i wasn’t super horrible at it!
36. favorite clean word?
- indubitably
37. favorite swear word?
- it’s more of a statement but i say “fuck off” all the time
38. what’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?
- 29 when i was studying for finals last year
39. do you have any scars?
- several
40. have you ever had a secret admirer?
- yeah when i was seven
41. are you a good liar?
- when i need to be
42. are you a good judge of character?
- no i try to let everyone prove themselves, but mainly just makes me feel dumb when they screw me over
43. can you do any other accents other than your own?
- i don’t really have a midwestern accent anymore, but i can do one to make fun of my family members
44. do you have a strong accent?
- no
45. what’s your favorite accents?
- south african
46. what’s your personality type?
- advocate
47. what’s your most expensive piece of clothing?
- my doc martens were like $135 and i treat them like babies
48. can you curl your tongue?
- yep
49. are you an innie or an outie?
- bellybutton??? an innie but that’s super weird
50. left or right handed?
- right handed
51. are you scared of spiders?
- oh absolutely
52. favorite food?
- sushi
53. favorite foreign food?
- sushi or mexican food
54. are you a clean or messy person?
- both, i keep my room super messy, but any area of the apartment that i share with other people i keep spotless
55. most used phrase?
- “oh absolutely”
56. most used word?
- fuck
57. how long does it take you to get ready?
- roughly about an hour and 15 minutes
58. do you have much of an ego?
- depends, but in general i wouldn’t say so
59. do you suck or bite lollipops?
- suck
60. do you talk to yourself?
- who doesn’t?????
61. do you sing to yourself?
- all the time
62. are you good singer?
- i’m fine, nothing impressive
63. biggest fear?
- being kidnapped and also i’m really afraid of strange men, i can’t bring myself to trust both of them
64. are you a gossip?
- to my roommates
65. best dramatic movie you’ve ever seen?
- i really don’t know, i don’t watch a ton of dramas, mainly comedy
66. do you like long or short hair?
- on girls i like both, on guys i prefer long
67. can you name all 50 states in america?
- yeah if you gave me a few minutes
68. favorite school subject?
- biology
69. extrovert or introvert?
- introvert
70. have you ever been scuba diving?
- nope
71. what makes you nervous?
- i have anxiety :)))) so everything
72. are you scared of the dark?
- only if i’m in a strange place
73. do you correct people when they make mistakes?
- depends on my relationship with them
74. are you ticklish?
- holy shit yeah
75. have you ever started a rumor?
- nope
76. have you ever been in a position of authority?
- not one that mattered
77. have you drank underage?
- yes, i literally have more alcohol than food in my fridge rn
78. have you ever done drugs?
- yep, like three days ago
79. who was your first real crush?
- a kid named conner when i was in sixth grade
80. how many piercings do you have?
- four
81. can you roll your r’s?
- nope
82. how fast can you type?
- moderately fast
83. how fast can you run?
- not fast at all
84. what color is your hair?
- auburn
85. what color are your eyes?
- brown
86. what are you allergic to?
- shellfish
87. do you keep a journal?
- nope but i have a finsta which i use for the same reason
88. what do your parents do?
- my mom is a nurse and my dad used to be a firefighter
89. do you like your age?
- i mean i don’t like how close i am to being a real adult, but it’s fine
90. what makes you angry?
- lots of stuff
91. do you like your name?
- nope, i think it’s stupid
92. have you already thought of baby names, and if so, what are they?
- nope, no children thanks
93. do you want a boy or a girl child?
- neither
94. what are your strengths?
- i’m a good problem solver and i have a good work ethic
95.what are your weaknesses?
- i am physically weak and wayyyyy too emotional
96. how did you get your name?
- my mom watched steel magnolias in college and decided she was going to name her first daughter shelby
97. were your ancestors royalty?
- i doubt it, but on the off chance, pls send money i’m broke :))))))
98. do you have any scars?
- yes
99. color of your bedspread?
- white
100. color of your room?
- yellow
im tagging: @blackbluemichael @flowrxchild @rosecolouredash @calumsdemons @ghostofcth @what-now-lucas
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cerulaean · 5 years
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bored ~
Are you easy to get along with? yeh i'm a sweetiepie
If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? yes i believe he would
What kind of people are you attracted to? kind, intelligent, funny, intuitive, thoughtful
Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? probably, i mean i've already been in one for 10 months
Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? my fiance
Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? with family yes definitely
Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? my babe
What does the most recent text that you sent say? i don't remember lol
What are your 5 favorite songs right now? according to spotify- come and get your love remix - the yd 8 letters - why don't we drive all night - joan i miss you - clean bandit use me - the goo goo dolls
Do you like it when people play with your hair? depends who o.0
Do you believe in luck and miracles? yes
What good thing happened this summer? got to be with my love for two straight months!!!!
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? yes
17. Do you think there is life on other planets? yes
18. Do you still talk to your first crush? no lol
19. Do you like bubble baths? LOVE
20. Do you like your neighbors? indifferent
21. What are you bad habits? letting my anxiety take over, spending irresponsibly
22. Where would you like to travel? someplace beachy
23. Do you have trust issues? yes awfully
24. Favorite part of your daily routine? i dont have a daily routine
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? my chest/thighs
26. What do you do when you wake up? peeee...
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? either or
28. Who are you most comfortable around? my mom
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? yes
30. Do you ever want to get married? yeah to the right person
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail? yes its in one now
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? lol wtf
33. Spell your name with your chin. edmnkilhy. close enough.
34. Do you play sports? What sports? n/a
35. Would you rather live without TV or music? tv..
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? yep
37. What do you say during awkward silences? nothinggg
38. Describe your dream girl/guy? kind, intelligent, thoughtful, intuitive, reassuring, loyal, honest.
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? forever 21, ulta, sephora, target, best buy
40. What do you want to do after high school? lol. well we're way past that
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? it depends.
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? i'm very uncomfortable
43. Do you smile at strangers? sometimes
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? neither bc either triggers my anxiety
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? im not sure anymore
46. What are you paranoid about? people i love leaving me, my fiance falling out of love with me, being in debt, being lonely forever
47. Have you ever been high? yes
48. Have you ever been drunk? yes? idk i guess i have
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? well i wouldn't post it then would i loll
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? red
51. Ever wished you were someone else? yes
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? insecurity!!!!! and anxiety, but thats two.
53. Favourite makeup brand? i'm really not sure. i pick from so many different ones.
54. Favourite store? probably ulta.
55. Favourite blog? theme blogs, i like html and web design
56. Favourite colour? dusty rose pink
57. Favourite food? mac and cheese
58. Last thing you ate? cereal
59. First thing you ate this morning? technically.. first thing i ate when i woke up was rice
60. Ever won a competition? For what? nope
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? suspended lol. walking out of in-school suspension
62. Been arrested? For what? no
63. Ever been in love? yes
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? it was the fourth of july and i was 11 or 12 and he was some random friend of friend who i thought was cute
65. Are you hungry right now? no
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? well i mean i have neither so
67. Facebook or Twitter? twitter
68. Twitter or Tumblr? tumblr
69. Are you watching tv right now? no
70. Names of your bestfriends? *cries in lonely*
71. Craving something? What? friendship and intimacy
72. What colour are your towels? multicolored
72. How many pillows do you sleep with? three sometimes three and a half
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? yesh
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? a lot i still sleep w/ a teddy as well
75. Favourite animal? not sure but i like samoyeds and affectionate cats
76. What colour is your underwear? like a mauve color
77. Chocolate or Vanilla? CHOCOLATE
78. Favourite ice cream flavour? chocolate, or twist 79. What colour shirt are you wearing? tri-colored lol, navy, striped, grey
80. What colour pants? multicolored pajama pants
81. Favourite tv show? breaking bad, stranger things
82. Favourite movie? the pianist, titanic, moana
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? the OG of course
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? mean girls
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? DAMIEN ARE YOU KIDDING LOL
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? random, uh the jellyfish thing who inked
87. First person you talked to today? mom
88. Last person you talked to today? mom, fiance
89. Name a person you hate? myself lol
90. Name a person you love? my momma, my fiance
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? no..
92. In a fight with someone? no
93. How many sweatpants do you have? not that many actually idk i don't like the texture
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? so many i klove them
95. Last movie you watched? dont rmemeber
96. Favourite actress? none lmao
97. Favourite actor? no one
98. Do you tan a lot? i tan easily but not 'a lot'
99. Have any pets? i wish :'''''( can't bc the landlord says  noooo
100. How are you feeling? meh. anxious and sad as always. and kinda sleepy.
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Connections
fallout bullshit round two, this time featuring zetta reynolds, because zetta is another hugely important person to tony in context and it probably looks like the trashiest shit without the actual behind the scenes context that hasn’t gotten threaded bc mala and i are both slow as fuckin christmas.
okay.  buckle up.
+ once upon a time, before the world became chernobyl on steroids, there was a company called stark industries.  the owner of said company was tony stark, and moonlighted in a group of extremely unique people who called themselves the avengers as the high tech armored superhero called iron man.  tony was atoning for all the weapons he’d built and designed over the years, especially in understanding, through his own brush with death, how devastating those weapons could be.  he was also incredibly outspoken against the government and what it was doing with regards to its own people with regards to personal liberties and freedoms.  this company - which offered safety nets for employees that did find themselves being investigated by the government in forms such as legal fees - employed a lot of people.  one of those people was zetta reynolds, who worked in the boston branch.
+ if tony ever met zetta before the bombs, he honestly can’t remember it.  it’s been a very long time for him.  her files are probably still somewhere on the stark dataspine, though he’s never gone digging for them.  who she was and who he was are people that don’t really exist anymore.  that world doesn’t really exist anymore.
+ one of the first things that should be noticed - and actually not incredibly obvious - is that tony and zetta are actually very similar.  they’re both brilliant.  they’ve answered the fate that’s been handed to them with anger - though in separate directions.  they’re both incredibly fiercely protective over the people they love.  they have the same sense of humor.  they both had super shitty childhoods that have shaped them as adults.  it’s why when they get along everyone around them should be terrified, and when they fight everyone should be even more terrified.  the major difference between them, surface-wise, anyway, is that zetta is incredibly loyal to the railroad, and tony considers them to be too tunnel-visioned without an “after” plan to be sustainable long term.
+ honestly, they even favor physically somewhat.  big dark eyes, dark curly hair, killer jawlines.  this is going to be important soon, pay attention.
+ zetta is the sole survivor of vault 111.  you know what that means.
+ tony and zetta hook up fairly early on in his time in the commonwealth.  and by hook up i mean sleep together.  but wait, you say, isn’t tony already probably running with maccready??  yes, i answer, he is!  but tony and mac aren’t a thing for a while, and zetta and tony never really are.  it’s like…a one time thing.  that’s it.  in the end, they’re close?  but it ain’t really like that between them.  they wouldn’t work - tony’s too open in being demonstrative.  it’s gross.  he loves her, in her his own way, but it’s just not that kind of love.  she’s someone he can trust implicitly, and that’s a thousand times better in the wasteland that being stupid in love with her.
+ since this is tony’s companion verse, that’s what he is:  he’s one of zetta’s companions.  except it’s not fallout 4 flavor mechanics companions it’s more…equal partners in interest with reclaiming the commonwealth.  he’s as often off doing his own thing as he is helping her with something - and most of their stuff has to do with the settlements, not questlines.  it should also be noted that, between her, stephen, tony, elle, thor, and loki, questlines are split up among them because it’s unrealistic to expect one person to do all of them.  anyway, between all of them, they rub their heads together and make magic shit happen in the commonwealth.
+ so.  about that one night stand tony and zetta have.  see, tony’s tinkered on himself.  he got his hands on some institute flavor fev while back in nyc, broke it apart, made it what he wanted, and put it back together (much like 616 extremis) and used himself as a lab rat to test it.  friendly, frequent reminder he’s not a super mutant, the same way 616 tony was never a true extremis enhancile.   he thought he’d kept the coding to make himself sterile in it.  turns out not so much - he’s an engineer, not a biochemist, and there he and zetta are finding out yeah so uh.  that drunken one night stand resulted in a baby.  she uses stephen as a doctor, because he’s prewar, too.  makes sunday dinners all kinds of interesting.
+ quinn is just quinn.  their plan is to let him decide what last name he wants to use when he gets older, and between zetta’s bunch and tony’s bunch, not only are quinn and duncan (and synth shaun, because honestly he can’t be forgotten…how did we end up with a set of all little boys how did this happen i sure don’t know) the three safest kids in the commonwealth, they have a massive extended family that include a sorcerer supreme, norse gods, spies, the entire railroad, the minutemen, super mutants, and superheroes.  he’s got all of zetta and tony’s smarts and looks, and that means r i f p world when he gets older.
+ they share custody, obviously.  i mean, it’s not like it’s a legal arrangement, it’s the commonwealth, but it’s the principle of the thing.  anyway, outside of the lovenest zetta built for her bunch on spectacle island (casa del deacon) that everyone’s supposed to stay out of but tony and only then when he’s there to get quinn (if you can’t see tony rolling his eyes about it i need to step up my game), honestly…the whole group lives in…well, i wouldn’t quite completely call it a commune really, but they’re like a neighborhood where everyone on the street is related to everyone else.  they come and go as they need to, but it actually satisfies tony’s need to keep everyone as close as possible.  sunshine tidings and nahant (the town around croup manor) are the usual suspects, though you’ve got fort hagen, as well.
+ to clarify:  after the one whole night, later tony’s in a monogamous relationship with maccready, zetta (depending on verse iteration) is either with deacon?  or in a poly relationship with ferran (who is a whole other kettle of fish right there) and deacon.  sometimes her husband riley survives the gunshot from kellogg just barely and they’re able to bring him round with the same super soldier serum mix rhodey got popped with before the bombs, using the immortality serum traded to the government by jack cabot.  it’s…it’s complicated don’t worry about it.
+ they’re enough alike and work in the same fashion enough that they make good emotional punching bags for each other.  zetta knows she can fling everything she’s got at tony and that he can take it, and the opposite is just as true, and it spares some hapless settler from facing the brunt of either of their tempers (because if you don’t think tony stark has a temper i have News For You).  on the flipside, they’ve gone through practically the same nightmare and can be vulnerable with each other, though that’s far less likely.
+ zetta reynolds would happily punch howard stark in the face.  well.  she’d happily punch anyone in the face that has done tony dirty on some level, once he’s one of “hers”.  and don’t think for a second he wouldn’t go the mat just the same for her. 
ask about muse connections : accepting : anon
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tiberivs · 6 years
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modern albert dasilva headcanons!
my mans
born to a portuguese father and quebecois mother in montreal, qc. he grew up speaking english, french, and portuguese.
he’s the oldest of 4 boys
his family moved to new york when he was 15
very tech savvy. he’s great with computers, as in building them and programming. he built his own pc when he was 17 just for funsies
he’s the one his grandparents call for help with technology questions and he screams on the inside every time but he just patiently talks them through how to use google maps
a huge movie buff! he can talk for DAYS about movies that he’s into
he’s really into sci-fi and superhero movies but tbh he’s really into 90s and early 2000s romcoms as well
he’s the type of guy that’s like “star wars and star trek are both sci-fi classics that arent comparable!”
(but really he likes star trek better)
his favorite movies are star trek II the wrath of khan and spiderman homecoming
definitely a gaymer. he plays so much fortnite
he’s really into wearing bandanas on his head and has like 10 all in different colors
he only wears like 2 outfits tho
one is a white hawaiian shirt with pineapples, a black tshirt, and khaki shorts
the other is a pink santa cruz longsleeve shirt and black skinny jeans
has a fanny pack that he bought ironically but he grew to love it and so he uses it unironically all the time
too gay to drive so he longboards everywhere
he tried teaching himself to use a trick board but just ended up getting hurt a lot so he gave up
he’s a really good cook but rarely has the energy to make anything. his specialty is baked mac and cheese and would honestly eat it for every meal
his favorite food is pineapple and he would eat a whole one if race didnt scare him by telling him that it eats you back
very into 90s/00s boybands. backstreet boys, nsync, big time rush, jonas brothers.
he tried forming a boyband with his brothers when he was a kid but their performances were limited to the living room with only their parents in the audience
he loves disneyland with a passion
his favorite ride is space mountain
he also loves meeting characters and has quite a few autograph books
he tends to be one to speak his mind and is more brave when it comes to confrontation
he hates bottling things up and keeping things from people. never tell him a secret bc he will spill it as soon as u walk away
the one exception is when he has feelings for someone. he’s had such a negative experience with dating that he’s nervous about being hurt and just dating again in general
he dated oscar delancey his sophomore year soon after moving to ny. their relationship was very unhealthy and al still has trust issues
that being said he loves physical affection to an extent
race is a very affectionate person with his friends and so albert loves to cuddle and hold him. and sometimes kiss him but no homo
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thejgatsbykid · 6 years
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Tagged by @vicious-rhythm and currently procrastinating lmao I’ll taaaaag @zaflikescreepydolls and i tagged smols lower down but @smols-darklighter and @jedisansa and anyone else who wants to do it? I’m bad at remembering who i usually tag and who likes these but ur all invited lol name- James nickname- Jamie but its use is..... suuuuper limited lol. some people on here will call me J or Gatsby gender- man star sign- Leo and it shows (i think i’m a double leo? i think. i’m not sure) height- 5′9” don’t measure it just trust me time- 6:16 pm bday- august fav bands- i don’t have Favorite Bands i’m not that good at picking music but just by virtue of representation in my spotify library, Civil Wars, the Killers, and Noah and the Whale. Doghouse Roses always does me right too fav solo artist(s)- again going by spotify library... Marina and the Diamonds for sure, and Johnny Cash and Regina Spektor, apparently song stuck in my head- Be My Forever by Christina Perri last movie i watched- the 1995 Sense and Sensibility last show i watched- I guess the Late Show? I haven’t watched a lot of tv I just watch late night comedy talk show clips on youtube when did i create my blog-2013 i think? last thing i googled- Lai du Lanval (i was summarizing it for Gee and I wanted to double check plot elements cause I read it two years ago) do i have another blog- nah, I barely have this one since I deleted the tumblr app off my phone do i get asks- occasionally why i chose my url- The Great Gatsby was one of my favorite books in high school and when i changed my url I was going by J bc I’m a transmasc person whose deadname started with J and going by J/Jay is pretty much a legal requirement of the transition process when u meet those criteria following- liiiike 700-800? idk i haven’t checked followers- i think almost 1400 avg hours of sleep- i’m super charmed by the implication that i have something resembling a sleep schedule lucky number(s)- 7, 21 instruments- i was That Kid who started piano lessons at like 4 and then I played the trumpet in marching band for like 7 or 8 years but i was also in choir so i sing too and then like a year ago i started learning guitar in earnest for funsies what am i wearing- jeans t shirt flannel and my “I overslept and didn’t have time to make my hair presentable so i’m hiding it” knit hat dream job- i’d either want to work in YA publishing as an editor or I’d want to be a teacher. part of me is enamored every once in a while with the concept of doing academia but that’s a Lot of school and idk how well suited i am to it dream trip- my mother is big into traveling so I’ve been so many places there’s not really many left I’m raring to go. I guess Ireland, just cause I’ve never been? Maybe I’d like to do Italy properly, or Greece, bc my brother went with our mom and he said it was great but would have been a thousand times better without her (she’s terrible to travel with, ironically) fav food- mac n cheese nationality - i’m from texas fav song right now- Tam Lin by Mediaeval Baebes (thanks @smols-darklighter) sexuality- bi hogwarts house- slytherin fav animals- i love all gods creatures but dogs give the kind of love i need. my favorite individual animal is Gee’s cat. dog or cat person- globally dogs just bc cats’ needs and limitations on interaction are complex and i prefer dogs for being clingy blankets you sleep with- three why you got a blog- all my friends had one lol top (3) fav characters- Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Link from Zelda no. of posts- like 78k pokemon team- ...the yellow one? fav color- green relationship status- It’s Complicated/pining lip- or chapstick- i’m a man so chapstick. also i like having soft lips last song i listened to- Anyhow... by Tyler Lyle (the ellipses are part of the song title i swear) top (3) shows- again i don’t watch much TV so Avengers Assemble, Parks and Rec, and Brooklyn Nine Nine top (3) ships- stevetony, i’m back into a couple Tamora Pierce ships rn, and reylo just cause i technically still haven’t finished my valentines anthology piece lol books i’m reading- Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen for school, and re-reading the Girl of Fire and Thorns trilogy by Rae Carson for fun
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Answer all the get to know me questions :)
oh jeez tht’s so many I’m sorry u all have to scroll past this but I’ll do it for u anon 
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
I genuinely don’t even remember my hands r lonely
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
SO SHY3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
my familyyyy & best friend when I go home for spring break :)4. Are you easy to get along with?
yah man I’m chill with everyone5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
yes ! (I hope)6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
I like ppl who are genuine & kind!7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
nooooo (I wish but no)8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
this boy I’ve been talking to on & off cause he wants to see me when I come home :)) 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
not usually I guess it depends who it’s with tho10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
my friend paulina last night at 2am after getting back from a party lol11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
“yah girl what’s up”12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
quixoticelixer- red hot chili peppers
hello euphoria- turnover
all my friends- knocked loose
hurt- trophy eyes
control- citizen 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
UH HUHHH 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
I mean this is an interesting question bc in the universe things happen that seem lucky or miraculous but are just due to chance so in a way yes, but NO15. What good thing happened this summer?
I met my family in honduras for the first time & they were so amazing16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
ooooh this questions fun idk maybe!17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
ABSOLUTELY18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
nope19. Do you like bubble baths?
hell yah soak me up 20. Do you like your neighbors?
my across the hall neighbors in my dorm building are mean21. What are you bad habits?
NEVER LEAVING MY BED22. Where would you like to travel?
alaskaaaaa I wanna hike around denali 23. Do you have trust issues?
a little24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
all26. What do you do when you wake up?
sigh rlly dramatically27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
I wish I had pretty pale skin, but I like being tan too! so both28. Who are you most comfortable around?
my little sister29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
nope30. Do you ever want to get married?
OH YES SO BAD31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
yes!32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
Harry Styles for sure, Awsten Knight from waterparks is also v dreamy33. Spell your name with your chin.
L.JCYH (mood) 34. Do you play sports? What sports?
I used to be a cheerleader !! (I competed so miss me with that not a sport shit) 35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
TV36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
OH YES37. What do you say during awkward silences?
I don’t break awkward silences bc IM AWKWARD38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
someone smart! also just someone who can be chill all the time I hate fights & pettiness so like idk just be chill39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
I luv going into furniture & decor shops like home goods or kirklands lol 40. What do you want to do after high school?
 I’m in college rn studying to be a conservation biologist!
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
no some people are genuinely bad42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
usually nothing bc I’m always quiet lol43. Do you smile at strangers?
yeah sometimes!44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
space 100%, I wanna see the earth from outer space I think that would be the most life changing experience!!45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
fuckin class I need to earn my degree46. What are you paranoid about?
never finding the love of my life 47. Have you ever been high?
yah like once lol48. Have you ever been drunk?
oh yeah49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
nah50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
grey!51. Ever wished you were someone else?
every FUCKING day52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
one thing?53. Favourite makeup brand?
I dont rlly have one! but I guess I use a lot of it cosmetics 54. Favourite store?
there’s this record store called the sound garden & I used to go to it in baltimore all the time cause I live like an hour from there, THEN I FOUND OUR THEIR OTHER LOCATION IS IN SYRACUSE WHERE I GO TO SCHOOL so like idk I love that store cause it’s my lil home connection
55. Favourite blog?
too many! ily all56. Favourite colour?
green :)57. Favourite food? 
MAC & CHEESE TILL I DIE58. Last thing you ate?
toaster waffles I didn’t even toast I just microwaved bc I’m lazy59. First thing you ate this morning?
the toaster waffles60. Ever won a competition? For what?
yeah I’ve won a photography contest & a poetry contest, and I got second in an art show for my dorm lol61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
I was suspended in the 6th grade for telling a boy I wanted to punch him in the face lmaoooo 62. Been arrested? For what?
nooo63. Ever been in love? 
I don’t think so 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
fucking awful cause it was new years eve so I knew it was coming but I didn’t rlly want to, so the nerves just built & built the whole night so yeah not good not good at all65. Are you hungry right now?
nahh66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
ya’ll don’t talk to me (the ones that do I luv u)67. Facebook or Twitter?
twitter68. Twitter or Tumblr?
both!69. Are you watching tv right now?
no70. Names of your bestfriends? 
maddie & brandon71. Craving something? What?
affection always72. What colour are your towels?
blue72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
373. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
nah74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
I don’t think I have any anymore75. Favourite animal?
BEARS I WANT A BEAR TATTOOED ON ME RN76. What colour is your underwear?
dark grey77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
chocolate78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
cookie dough every time79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
black 80. What colour pants?
no pants! all day long!81. Favourite tv show?
friends is one of my faves, but I also rlly love rick & morty which is a lil embarrassing but it’s the best
82. Favourite movie?
ya know I don’t rlly have a fav movie83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
mean girls84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
mean girls85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
the goth bitch janis 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
crush the sea turtle is the best character87. First person you talked to today?
a BOYyyyy who I’m rlly into 88. Last person you talked to today?
my friend paulina!89. Name a person you hate?
lol this girl me & my friend just started going out with, she’s so awful & we’re trying to figure out how to cut her off without being mean :/ 90. Name a person you love?
my parents91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
myself?92. In a fight with someone?
nope93. How many sweatpants do you have?
I have like 5 pairs 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
TOO MANy95. Last movie you watched?
I watched nerve but I didn’t rlly like it lol96. Favourite actress?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯97. Favourite actor?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯98. Do you tan a lot?
not rlly but I tan easily so I don’t have to99. Have any pets?
I HAVE 3 CATS & THEY’RE ANGELS100. How are you feeling?
sleepyyyy101. Do you type fast?
yah 102. Do you regret anything from your past?
yes103. Can you spell well?
I tell myself I can but actually probably not104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
yeah my friend from last year who I kinda drifted apart from I miss her a lot105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
yeah106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
yes whoops 107. Have you ever been on a horse?
YEAH I LOVE TRAIL RIDES 108. What should you be doing?
writing my speech for my public presentations class & studying lol109. Is something irritating you right now?
no110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
yeah 111. Do you have trust issues?
a little112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I mean my friend emily but I was laugh crying113. What was your childhood nickname?
 my friends in middle school called me Lulu lmaooo 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
yeah I go to school out of state!115. Do you play the Wii?
no I used to tho116. Are you listening to music right now?
yah dude listening to being as an ocean rn 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
yup118. Do you like Chinese food?
I fuckin LOVEEE chinese
119. Favourite book?
idk I haven’t read for pleasure in a rlly long time 120. Are you afraid of the dark?
yes lol121. Are you mean?
no I try to be kind as fuck122. Is cheating ever okay?
noooOoOooo123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
nOOOOOOO124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
NOOOOOOOOOO125. Do you believe in true love?
yah I want to126. Are you currently bored?
yesssss127. What makes you happy?
sunday phone calls with my parents128. Would you change your name?
nah my names pretty unique I’ve never rlly met another Lucy 129. What your zodiac sign?
leo!130. Do you like subway?
yah subways dank131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
uhhhhhhh idk that’d be weird132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
my friend Paulina 133. Favourite lyrics right now?
”when I sit alone come get a little known but I need more than myself this time”
snow by rhcp is like one of my fav songs of all time & I just love that line idk 134. Can you count to one million?
who would ever135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
I DON’T LIE TO PPL BITCH136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
closed ew wtf who sleeps with their door open137. How tall are you?
4′10138. Curly or Straight hair?
curlyyyy139. Brunette or Blonde?
brunette140. Summer or Winter?
summer absolutely141. Night or Day?
BOTH 142. Favourite month?
I like may cause the weather is nice & also I get to go homeee143. Are you a vegetarian?
no I’ve given up meat for a while tho & it wasn’t bad! also I eat vegan some days just bc I like doing it but I love mac & cheese too much for that shit (I know vegan mac & cheese exists but easy mac) 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
milk145. Tea or Coffee?
tea146. Was today a good day?
I didn’t leave my bed so yah147. Mars or Snickers?
snickers148. What’s your favourite quote?
anything carl sagan has said ever I fucking love him but one of my faves is from pale blue dot that says
”The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.”149. Do you believe in ghosts?
idk I’ve never had a ghost experience but I like the idea of it so sure150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
“The plant cell typically consists of a more or less rigid cellwall and a protoplast.”
It’s the textbook for my plant evolution class lmaooo 
tht deadass just took me so long lol thanks for occupying me for like an hour
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survivenovascotia · 4 years
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Episode 9 - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  - Keegan
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So I talked to Coco, and both of us agreed now is not the time to flip. It was a pretty obvious choice, my last confessional was just me over thinking things but what else is new? I don’t feel bad about sticking with my og tribe (which is a strategy I usually hate) because we haven’t really had a crucible? or a split? Like it’s not like I know I’m on the bottom from previous votes, there were none. So there’s no reason for me or anyone to flip.... i hope.
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We voted Darcy out, and now the hard part begins, trying to get Mac to believe I might still work with him. Ideally what I want is a “let’s protect each other until it is time to flip” scenario, but thats a hard sell, and is also very risky
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Darcy was blindsided and voted off. Which is quite upsetting. Darcy was a great person and a close ally of mine. On the plus side Livingston was very much left out of the majority vote which means that he’s fully on our side now. I hate saying that. “Our side” “Their side”. I don’t feel like I entirely fall into a specific side at the moment. Heather and I have had great conversation and a bond of mutual trust. Even though we didn’t vote together we’re watching each other’s backs. And that’s 95% the reason I didn’t panic play my hidden immunity idol. Mac told me he also has an extra vote so that’s incredibly useful to us. Part of me is hoping Heather wins immunity again and sends me off to Oak Island. I’d like the opportunity to pick a third advantage in this game. On an interesting note Kyle is saying that Austin doesn’t feel comfortable and wants to make a move. I’m not sure I trust that so early on in the merge and so soon after immediately voting someone out. It could be a trap. And I’m back to being annoyed at Kyle. He told Livingston and Darcy to message Heather the moment she said things were quiet to Kyle. If she didn’t suspect the three of them of being a tight group she certainly did after that. I’m seriously questioning the gameplay of some of these people. It’s bizarre.
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So this morning Kyle whips out a whiteboard and starts planning shit. Calm down there. Anyways, he made a colour coded chart about “cross tribal relations”. Kyle and Livingston are connected with Coco, Dan is connected with Austin and Eric, and I’m connected with Heather. Mac has no connections apparently. So his brilliant plan is for us to win immunity and send Glo to Oak Island. So far so good, I’m down with that even though I flopped massively in the challenge and won’t be winning at all. And then he hits me with “Are you good to vote Heather?” So instead of voting of Stephen or Evan who we don’t have a relationship with, you want to vote off the one person I do have a relationship with? All this partly hinges on Austin flipping and voting off Heather because apparently Austin told Kyle he wants to make a big move. I don’t buy it but believe what you want to believe. The other big part of this plan is relying on Dan to butter up Austin and make him flip. But really why would Dan even work with us in the first place? The Kevin’s Revenge group was formed entirely to get rid of Dan and the others already out. Why is Dan suddenly with us again? If I was Dan I’d be running for the hills of Musquadibeeboo or whatever that tribe was called. All of this has shown me that it’s really Kyle who has to be voted off. He’s playing really hardcore and he has Livingston in his back pocket. That’s not a relationship I want to power through this game. So my next step is to have a nice conversation with Heather about all of this. Let her know she’s being targeted and figure out how to stop this. Also Mac mentioned he also has an extra vote and wants us to both use it to help us out this tribal but... I don’t want to use mine yet. I don’t think I need to use mine yet. We’ll have to see what happens with immunity but Coco promised me that if he wins, he’ll send me to Oak Island which would actually be great. I’d get to sit out of this messy ass vote and keep both of my advantages intact.
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So tribal last night went pretty as planned for what seemed like it was going to be messy. That morning it seemed like I was going to be the one to get votes, but I guess that I was able to take the target off my back by talking to everyone on the other side and telling Livingston I was aware of the plan for me to receive votes. Evan ended up getting their 5 votes, while the 7 of us that are in an alliance voted Darcy out. I would say that while I didn't call the shot this vote, that I can call it a good move on my part because the actions I took resulted in me not being the target. Now it's time for me to do the challenge and hope I win, because I could use a round of safety. 4
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So... drama happened. Heather called the Chatty Trio, and said apparently Austin through her name out? But Austin had already said that the other alliance was trying to vote her out? Idk that convo didnt go anywhere cause we were interrupted by Krackd Kyle leaping gracefully into the cool waters of wtf territory and giving his immunity to heather. What??? That is not smart! The only two ways that would work in his favour is if he is trying seperate himself from his alliance and form a bond with heather (bit late). OR he already has immunity from an advantage and is trying to cause drama. Thats more likely, and it does worry me, cause if Austin is trying to flip on us, he might aim for me now that heathers immune. Now i’m not as threatening as heather, I like to think I’ve played a solid sorta utr game so far in that i haven’t been overly social or strategic, but who knows. Right now I think Livingston or Keegan is the best vote, but I am looking for future flipping opportunities and Keegan has been social with me. God, this is a tough game.
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So I didn't win immunity which is annoying, but I wake up and there's a bunch of messy shit that I don't understand, like why Kyle gave immunity to Heather and why theres a rumor about Mac. Honestly I'm tired of these people because they are only extra for the sake of being extra. I don't know about the other players but I'm not voting for someone because they are the loudest player. I'm gonna figure this out and hope I'm not targeted again because I don't know where I'm at with people atm
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Today is the day when we finally blindside Austin. I've been waiting so long for this moment but now I know the time is right. I feel like so far I've been cruising by, but now is the time to put something on my resume, get control of this game, and take a threat out. Now, I just need to convince 6 other people to do the same thing.
Coco is completely on board with the Austin plan, and so is Kyle, Keegan, and Mac. Now it all comes down to Heather. I discussed the plan to her before and she wasn't completely down with it, but after I told her I had an idol she was considering it more. However, the craziness of today's vote took a huge toll on her mental health to the point where she's considering throwing it away! C'mon Heather!
Kyle taking charge of the Austin blindside is something I'll have to deal with. It was 100% my idea since day one, but I have to keep the truth lowkey, because if I don't, I could be next on the chopping block.
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Darcy went home. I’m hurt. I want revenge. I’ll get revenge. FOR NOW, Austin’s going home because me n him are snakes and I’m the Snakiest snake so he gotta go. Me and Glo have a “mutual therapist” bond where I’m the Psychologist and we give each other some intel. I think I can outsmart Glo, I absolutely love Glo with all my heart but I can’t let her get to the end. She’d win easily. I told Keegan about my extra vote then less than 24 hrs later and then Coco said apparently I had a double vote. I obviously lied about having it and make myself seem like I don’t have anything. Oops.
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Fuckkkkkk I feel I'm def the one going home.heather is telling me evan and coco have flipped on me which would be really shitty bc I thought I was close with them . I know for a fact heather is against me so that sucks . I dont know what else I could really do but I'm gonna fight til I'm gone . Atomic survivor gods be with me
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I had a video confession about this round but it wont load and it would be a whole lot to type khjkh
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I think this is my first confessional this episode and all I have to really say is: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Heather comes to me late before tribal starts by asking me, "What if Kyle is just using me you and Coco so that the 5 of them could send home whoever they want in a 5-4-3 vote (assuming Mac plays his double vote advantage)" I thought about it, and it made sense; why would Kyle want to blindside Austin so much? Why would Kyle take orders from someone other than himself? So my backup idea that I proposed to Heather is that she switches her vote to Livingston, so that there's three possible outcomes; a 5-5-2 revote Livingston goes home; a 5-4-2 vote and Livingston goes home (basically Heather is voting for Livingston to counter Mac's advantage), or everyone just sticks to the Austin plan.
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Kyle is desperately trying to get Dan to vote for Austin late, but I really don't want that. I need Dan to vote for Livingston, despite myself voting for Austin. This is because we need Dan in case the 4 OG members from the other tribe minus Dan plus Livingston decide to pick off whoever they want in a 6-4-2 vote. We can't have that; we need it to be 5-5-2. I am desperately trying to sway Dan last minute to make sure I don't get blindsided.
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So..... ugh. I’m voting out austin. I hate to do cause i love the guy and trust him with my game, but coco and evan, the silent shady ones, have flipped for no others reason than a slight change in the wind. Seriously, dumb. This is really annoying cause I wanted to get livingston and kyle out before i flipped. But now I have to work with an alliance that only 1 quarter of have spoken to me about the vote. Not good. Hopefully i can have some sort of honest reputation (me! honest! aint this a turn out for the books) and convince them next round that im a better ally than shady evan. However this just means theyre gonna keep voting us out, so maybe we just piece together our broken alliance next round.
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It's always the people scared about flipping that flip. 9-2. I was the only one voting to keep Austin when it should have been 6-5. Not one person told me to vote Austin or that Austin was the vote. Not even very last second without explanation. I didn't know my loyalty meant jackshit but here we are. All I gotta say is nice eric is gone, and everyone's about to see a new face. Prepare yourselves.
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pinapple-qween · 7 years
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Most-Wanted
Relationship: Jason Todd x Reader
Summary: (Request)  I was hoping I could request this au with Jason. 'I’m on the FBI’s most-wanted list for killing a fuck ton of people, but calm down I just wanna date you bc your face is v smoochable and you give me butterflies.’ And with him being the most wanted one please?
Key: Y/N= your name
Warning: language
“Fuck, fuck, fuck...FUCK!”
Jason tossed himself out his apartment window as fast as he could, grabbing as many weapons as possible. He saw the flashing lights grow closer. “Ah! Motherfuckers!” He slid down the fire escape, jumping the last couple feet. I know I’ve killed a lot of people, but they were assholes. I was doing you bitches a favor, Jason thought angrily.
Jason searched the ally for the trap door he hid his motorcycle in. He began to scavenge frantically, worried the cops would get here soon, until he finally found it. Thanking god, he hopped on as fast as he could, threw his gun bag over his shoulder, and sped away, sirens approaching the building he just escaped from. He quickly glanced over his shoulder, chuckling in relief, and made his way to the Batcave. Hopefully Bruce wouldn’t be home.
Before he made his escape, he made one last check to make sure the police weren’t on his tail, and he caught the eyes of a girl leaning out of her window, her face distorted in confusion. Shit, Jason almost couldn’t turn and take his eyes off of her, but he pulled away. Her face etched into his memory.
You lived in a crappy neighborhood, sirens blaring at all sorts of hours, so when you watched as a fleet of cop cars sped down your street, you just sipped your tea and continued reading your newspaper. You barely glanced at the motorcycle that sped away from the directions the police went. It wasn’t until you read a bit about the FBI’s most-wanted, you did a double take. You leaned over your windowsill, trying to get a better look at the motorcyclist.
From what you could see, it looked like the menace, Red Hood. Red Hood was #5 on the FBI’s most-wanted list and he just drove past your house. He looked at you for what seemed like years until he turned right down the street, fleeting from your vision.
The police came knocking not even five minutes after you lost sight of the criminal. They had gone down the street banging on doors, asking if anyone had seen the Red Hood and where he may have gone. You cracked your door open when they knocked.
“Yes?”
“Ma’am, sorry for the inconvenience, but we are searching from the criminal, Red Hood. He was last spotted in the building next to yours, and seemed to have fled before the police arrived on the scene. Do you have any information,” the cop asked tiredly. He seemed to have given up hope.
“Yes,” you stated blankly. The cop’s face perked up.
“Really? What? What can you give us?”
“I saw him turn left down Santanino road.” He turned right. “I think he might have been on a motorcycle,” he was, “but I can’t remember.” You lied. You didn’t know why you lied, maybe you were scared, but you did and it was too late to try and take it back.
“Thank you ma’am!” He pulled his radio close to his mouth and repeated your statement into it. “You’ve been a huge help.”
“Mhm,” you nodded and shut your door. “Mhm,” you hummed to yourself. You couldn’t figure out exactly what prompted you to falsify fact to the police. This was a man on the FBI’s most-wanted list! What on Earth were you thinking?
“Master Jason, we’ll house you for a little while, until you can find a new safe house.” Alfred set down a plate with a sandwich and some fruit. “Eat up, you’ll want your energy when you explain to Master Bruce what happened.”
“Ain’t that the trust,” Jason snickered. He began stuffing his face with the food and Titus scooted closer to him. “No, Titus. Go beg Damian, this is mine.” The dog gave Jason a sad gaze. “Ugh, alright! Here,” he tossed the giant dog some ham, “Now go!”
“Todd! Don’t feed my dog,” Damian shouted as he sauntered into the room.
“Take better care of your pet,” Jason sneered. Damian stalked over to him and punched his brother. “You did NOT just fucking hit me.” Damian threw him a pointed look.
“That’s it!”
Bruce walked into the family room, after changing, to find Jason and Damian in an all out brawl. Dick and Tim sat to the side watching, enjoying themselves far too much. “What is going on here?,” Bruce’s voice boomed through the room. The boys stopped and Dick and Tim’s smiles were gone in a millisecond. “Jason, what are you doing here?”
“Well, that’s a funny story...”
After Jason finished, Bruce just let out a prolonged sigh of annoyance. He visibly thought carefully about what to say next. “Jason,” he began, “I don’t think you should go one patrol for awhile.” Jason scoffed. “Hear me out. You’ll have a target on your back for, maybe, two weeks, before they let it go and usually move on to the next bad guy on their list.” Bruce grabbed Jason shoulder, “I know it won’t be easy, but it’s the best option. Please. And if you don’t, you won’t be welcomed here.”
Jason considered it. He chose not to fight, this time. “Fine, two weeks, that’s it. Then I’ll be back out here and no longer in your hair,” Jason scoffed. He wasn’t going to go on patrol, that he promised, but he definitely was going to go out to see that girl again. She just...wouldn’t leave his thoughts alone. “Yeah, it’s a deal.” Jason shook Bruce’s hand.
It had been a week and Red Hood was still a hot topic, especially in your neighborhood. Somehow, all those goddamn gossips had found out you gave the police a statement. They wouldn’t leave you alone.
“Y/N, did you see his face?”
“Oo, Y/N, was he big and scary?”
“How’d you know it was him?”
“Literally, piss off. I’ve had a long ass day at work and I just want to go home!” You looked at their offended faces and grimaced. “Please,” you plead softly.
The women scoffed. “Whatever, we will talk to you later,” one of them pouted and they all flounced off.
You slipped into your home, avoiding any and all people you could. You just wanted to enter your home, change, eat, then fall asleep. That last one might be a little outlandish, but one could hope. You hadn’t been sleeping well due to Red Hood. He clouded your dreams, and it always shook you out of sleep. It was that helmet of his that gave you the nightmares. In your dreams, you felt like you were just out of reach of this terrifying, blank face that was the color of your blood. You were only a stray bullet away or a single hand’s reach out of harms way.
You changed into your pajamas and started to make mac and cheese. You had turned on the news to fill the silence while you cooked. You only caught bits and pieces of what the news-anchors were saying,
“Red Hood is still at large-”
“Last spotted in-”
“Citizens are urged to remain calm-”
“Bullshit,” you muttered. You wiped your hands on a towel and strode over to change the channel. You glanced out the window when you turned back to your mac and cheese, and a figure was on the roof across the way. You did a double take, blaming your lack of sleep for giving you visions, but your original thought was correct. A person was stood in the darkness on the roof next to yours, and, from what you could tell, they were staring into your home.
“Fuck me...”
When Bruce and his little patrol gang left for the night, Jason changed into his Red Hood suit. He snuck down the staircase and made a break for the garage, where his motorcycle was on lock down.
“Master Jason, I believe you aren’t supposed to be going on patrol for another week.” Alfred caught him red handed.
Jason groaned and turned to the butler. “I’m not going on patrol,” he exclaimed.
“Your outfit would beg to differ.” Alfred raised his eyebrows at the boy.
“I’m not going on patrol,” he stressed, “I’m just going out to check on someone.” Alfred looked at him, giving him his Really? look. “Really! Look, no guns! Please Alfie, it won’t be long.”
“I didn’t know you left.”
“Thanks,” Jason beamed before slipping on his helmet.
Jason had perched himself on a building across from the window that he found you staring at him. He watched and waited for a couple hours before he saw you walk in. His gaze never left your form, except for when you disappeared into what he assumed to be your bedroom. Jason stared at your face for as long as he could, memorizing the details. Every part of you was just...perfect. His stomach just fluttered at the thought of his lips on yours.
“What is she doing to me?” He leaned further over the edge of the roof. His heart ached with just the need to be near you. “God, help me.”
He watched as you walked closer to the window. Jason got the best view of you that entire night when you stared back at him. “Damn.” He couldn’t stop himself, he didn’t know what he was doing anymore. You just had such a powerful grip on him and you didn’t even know.
Jason grappled to the fire escape next to your window. He slipped through the open window. He walked closer to you excitedly, then he noticed your face. You were frozen in complete and utter terror.
“Are-are you okay? Miss,” Jason tried to set a gentle hand on your arm, but you flinched away causing him to snatch his hand back. “Is something wrong?”
“R-re-red Ho-hood,” you stuttered. You began to shake violently. Your worst nightmares were coming true. Red Hood has come to kill you. You started to panic, a mix of fear and exhaustion. You stumbled backwards, falling in an attempt to flee.
“Hey, hey! What’s wrong? Are you okay?”
“Kill. You kill. You are here to kill me,” you somehow managed to say. You scooted on your butt towards your front door.
“Wha-no! No, I’m not here to kill you!” Jason watched as you halted and your face contorted in shock. “I-I’m here to, to uh,” he felt his face heat up under his helmet. “Well, you’re really cute and you seem very kissable and I wanna date you,” he rushed out, the butterflies in his stomach felt like a storm. He took off his helmet to cool down. His sapphire eyes burned into yours, for he had forgotten to put on his domino mask.
You were lost in the sea of blue, your mind couldn’t form a coherent thought. “Bu-but you’ve killed so many people,” this was the best argument you could come up with. You weren’t sure how to feel, but the man looking down at you wasn’t a vicious, cold-blooded killer.
“Yeah,” Jason chuckled, “but I think that can change.” He looked at you hopefully, his hand reaching out to help you up.
You stared at the man for a long time before you felt as though you could make a decision. And even then, 
“I don’t know.”
Author’s Note: This is for you @natasha-baggins, you sultry son of a bitch. (I’m sorry if that offended you, it just felt right)
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Episode 5 - “things got extremely messy.” -Raffy
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After voting out Keegan, things got extremely messy. Lukas basically threw an entire tantrum in the tribe chat (which he claims wasn't one, but we all know it is one) that rubbed me completely the wrong way. He somehow found out that I was a person who threw the challenge last round. Apparently, someone in my alliance is a little rat. It wasn't Brien. And it wasn't Jessie. Because he's mad at Brien as well (didn't know Brien was flipping at all) and Jessie didn't know that we were throwing. That leaves Jay and Mac. Lukas apparently has quotes from the conversation that occurred. It can't be Jay because I never mentioned throwing in our PMs, so it has to be Mac who was probably trying to cover his own spot. That's why he keeps sending voice messages instead of text. He's definitely too strategic and wily. He's trying to cover himself on all bases when he doesn't need to. If he wasn't on my target list before, I know he is now. I don't know why he did it, but I am going to snake him out. Someone did tell Lukas. I feel like I can trust that. But all of this nonsense Lukas pulled has just sealed his fate. Also, on an alliance call, Mac was a little too quick to be like "I'll put a throw away vote on one of you to throw people on the other tribe off." And he wants to throw the challenge again? This dude needs to learn that not everything can be based on strategy. He's the traitor and I need to watch what I say to him from now on. We really need to win this challenge though. Because I am now in a super uncomfortable position with all that has happened.
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So. My plan worked 100%. Mastermind shit. Things popped off afterwards. Lukas was a lil messy and quite annoying about being left out, even though they said A) Lukas said he knew Keegan was getting votes and B) Lukas and Keegan are good mates. Now, here’s my issue. Raffy doesn’t wanna throw this next challenge. I mean fair enough BUT...I’m pretty sure Raffy and Lukas are working together, and Raffy would want to flip at merge, probably take Jessie too. That’s super worrying. I’m happy the 5-2 vote worked perfectly. I just need some damn Olive Oil for this idol!
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To be completely honest this is the most comfortable I felt all game and I know in survivor you’re not supposed to feel comfortable bc that’s when you’re blindsided but I would bet my bottom dollar that the vote is coming down to Keegan and Mac unless something changes hours before tribal.  the 4some of me raffy jay and Mac is strong at least for the time being Lukas and Keegan suspect something which means one of 2 things. 1 someone told them something or 2 everyone is being quiet with them and they are getting suspicious. I hope this is the right vote for me to allow me to make merge and not be the next boot but I know one thing is Lukas is gonna be mad coming back to camp without Keegan I came into this tribe I observed the dynamics and saw it was 3-3-1 but I took the swing vote power away from Jessie and flipped myself to hopefully give me more agency later in the game and more allies amongst all the original tribes. I feel bad voting Keegan but it’s the name of the game and he seems like a real nice guy otherwise
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So tribal went well for me I stayed . I really thought Keegan was gonna pull some sort of advantage out but that never happened . So then we are all chilling on call a few minutes after tribal and Lukas joins the call and accuses us of throwing the last challenge . Everyone seemed kinda shocked so I was like yeah no we didn’t throw the challenge . So after that he spammed the chat for a good twenty minutes . I think he was drunk or high idk . Anyways according to him I have a blue aura and I am a Twizzler /jolly rancher when it comes to candy . So that was an eventful night oh yeah I also told the tribe to please give me the easy puzzle because I’m not good at puzzles . So today comes around and everyone’s quiet until Brien comes to me asking how I’d feel about a trio and of course I’m gonna accept like the fuck? Why wouldn’t I accept a group of some sorts I’ve been trying to get in one all game . So me, Brien and Mac the oak tree man are now a trio which is cool because I vibe with them. I’m also vibing with this lovely puzzle its spooky spooky . I am also loving these random items I pick up that don’t help me get advantages I’m really hoping there’s some merge spells that include this items . I mean I’m looking ahead to merge when I may not make it that far but I’m gonna hope I do . I really need to stop with these long confessionals but these are my thoughts so you know gotta get them out there ! Anyways witch out 🔮
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Brien came up to me thinking about how Lukas knew about the throwing. He thinks Mac was the one to do it as well. I am glad we are both on the same page because I now can express my plans for if we go to tribal. I want everyone to put a vote on Lukas, then I want one of either Brien or I to put a vote on Mac. That way it will turn into a 5-1-1 vote. If Lukas plays an idol, then it will tie between whoever he voted for and Mac. And if he voted for Mac then it's even better. I told all of this to Brien who was concerned about how we would do if Mac did not go home. I told him that we can blame the stray vote on Jessie. At the very least, Brien and I do not trust Mac anymore. Thank god someone sees his treachery besides me. Brien was also concerned about Jay's relationship with Lukas. I feel the same way, but I think that Jay will stick with us in the long term because Jay is smart. I have no plans at the moment to turn on him like I do with Mac. However, I am going to keep my Lukas dislike at a minimum so that I do not rub Jay the wrong way. Who knew that I would end up being a duo with Brien lol. I've talked to Jessie more than I've had in the past few rounds which is good. She seems to be oblivious and not believe Lukas in the throwing. But, she might make for a great ally and snoop if we go to tribal. Because of the mess that tribal might become, I am really hoping that we can pull out this win. I've gotten the best that I possibly can get, and I put the people who would most likely throw on the same section so as not to fuck us up (Lukas and Mac). Crossing my fingers that all this planning is for naught and I can relax tomorrow for my mini.
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JUST A QUICK BACKTRACK I REALLY DID EXPOSE AUSTIN AND GET HIM VOTED OUT I'M SHOOK ANYWAY. I think being shy is a bit part of my nature at first so I think I've come off as a lil blunt or not caring or something, I think that's also why I don't really have a solid alliance. I miss my boi Mac! I love Mac I truly do and not in a romantic way or anything but he's literally a brother and a friend for life. I wanna meet up with him and possibly meet people who are more willing to work with me. I miss Jessie too! I actually really liked her so I would love to work with her again. Gizmo right now is someone who I think I wanna work with the most I can see us 2, Alex & either Paolo or Christian forming something and taking out someone like Dylan who is super intelligent. I love Dylan I think they're a great person but Dylan is like a walking Wikipedia and Zach has also shown his strategically strong in the game. I've been using the "I'm new to ORG's this is my first what do I do" thing a lot but I think that's made my social game a lil shit so I need to befriend these people more. Wish me luck hoes adios
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My tribe won. I personally would rather lose but it’s fine. I just need Alex and Liam safe. I need my kings at merge with me 🥺🥺🥺🥺. Meanwhile I don’t trust Raffy as much as I did. Jessie, Brien and I made a trio chat.
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FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKK I MISS THE CABIN i didn't have to do anything.....i got food...........i didn't have to vote people out.......this sucks
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So uh....we lost. my initial thought for a vote is Liam because he threw Dylan and I under the bus for leaving gizmo out of the last vote because we thought he would tell Austin. that’s not true at all. Tbh I forgot to tell gizmo lmao. I truly felt bad about it, but I’m not happy with Liam throwing us under the bus like that.
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Well I have a 50/50 shot at being the one going home. Hopefully I did enough to cast the vote off me and onto Alex, but who knows. At this point I've really done all I can to get me out of this situation. Sadly, if I do get voted out my boyfriend will have to break up with me because who wants to date someone who gets pre-Jurried
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So we lost which....i wish we could’ve seen individual scores so we have an idea of how everyone did? idk though. it sounds like the vote is Alex though. I truly am just following what other people are doing and trying to play low key this premerge
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