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qinghe-s · 11 months

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i find wu xie’s relationship to xiao ge and hxz so interesting specifically because of his failures of empathising with them & the way in which he comments on their loneliness and how different they are from other people, how they seem inhuman to him, how even in TSF he doesn't know if xiao ge and him are even friends... it's such an interesting take on friendships between mortals and immortals

#dmbj #dmbj meta #barely but hey #wu xie #zhang qiling #hei xiazi #told teddy my first post back would be this after a discussion we had today so. here we are #wu xie meta......... who am i #dmbj: all #mydmbj #this post is v specifically not shippy thank you

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eissaphir · 10 months

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Me before: I don't understand why everybody's freaking out about Miguel O'Hara. Sure, his fangs are awesome and he's tall... But eh, I don't really see it

Me now: JGIXJWJDISKSNJS

#Yeahhh okay... I get it now. I'm joining you guys #Miguel O'Hara #Spider-Man 2099 #Across the Spider-Verse #AtSV #AtSV Spoilers #Across the Spider-Verse Spoilers #Barely but hey

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error-404-fuck-not-found · 5 months

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Hey so remember how grocery prices suddenly jackknifed during lockdown and never went back down?

Well turns out the companies would have done that shit either way and had been steadily price-fixing for the last decade!

Washington State Attorney General Bob Ferguson just announced more than $40 million in court-ordained Fuck You money from massive swaths of food production companies are to be paid out to households earning at or below 175% of the federal poverty level ($25.5k for 1 person, $34.5k for 2 people households) before Dec 31st of this year. Happy Holidays.

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"The bottom line here is that my legal team took on two large corporate price-fixing conspiracies that increased the cost for groceries for Washington families. We've prevailed, and as a result, we are sending checks to over 400,000 Washington households."

Cannot stress enough the extent of the conspiracies he's talking about here. 15 out of the total 19 chicken producers got nailed in this lawsuit. Not the total number of conspirators, mind, just the ones who left enough evidence for the AG to kick their ass in so expedient a manner. Make no mistake, all 19 were in on it. The court case against the rest of them has been delayed until October of next year, though. None of them are making it out unscathed.

Tuna didn't escape antitrust horseshit either, because the CEOs of Starkist, Chicken of the Sea, and Bumblebee Tuna had a fucking group chat where they complained that the price of tuna was "too low" and they agreed to artificially inflate the price.

“What’s so maddening about the conduct of these companies is the reason that they engaged in this price-fixing conspiracy was greed. They wanted to make money."

So anyway the AG who nailed their asses to the wall and continues to do so is running for governor. If you live in Washington, could be worth your vote when primary season rolls around.

#news #uspol #monopolies #so hey i guess the world isn't complete bullshit even if the settlement money really shoulda been higher #cause deep down you know they only settled because they knew the money was barely going to be a slap on the wrist #Youtube

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turtleblogatlast · 4 months

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AU where Leo is trapped in the Prison Dimension for months instead of minutes and the only way he gets by with his sanity intact is through recording himself talking to his wrist comm.

When they finally manage to get Leo back and make him rest up to heal, Donnie can’t help but listen to the recordings left behind.

He’s not sure what exactly he’s expecting, only that his subconscious is screaming at him that it has to be heartbreaking, that it has to be torturous.

Instead, what Donnie is subject to is a full thousand hours’ worth of Jupiter Jim and Lou Jitsu crossover fanfiction. More than one part in the series. Spanning well over a million words.

(The worst part is that it’s actually good.)

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #donnie keeps the comms going on in the background as he works #when he gets to the end he’s like what the hell…where’s the rest #donnie: leo where’s part nine #leo barely cognizant after not needing sleep for months: whuh-#donnie: you can’t leave it at a cliffhanger. leo. leo where’s the next part.#listen leo has a great memory for his special interests this is CANON plus he’s a great talker so he would totally be able to do this frfr #whenever he needs to be quiet he’s SILENT but otherwise he’s regaling the exploits of his idols to the captive audience that is The Photo #sometimes Krang sneaks up on him and just listens to him talk like ????#it starts both as leo trying to comfort himself with his favorite things PLUS comfort himself with thoughts of his father #as splinter makes his own crossover fanfiction when sick lol plus he’s Literally Lou Jitsu #and yes krang ALSO gets a bit invested #leo notices the reduction of Ouch but hey more time for rambling fanfic for him 👍#idk leo’s a damn good actor/liar/planner/schemer and I genuinely think that can pivot into storytelling so well #the literal second mikey’s hands heal donnie zooms to his side with hand stabilizers and a request to draw ‘scene 82 from recording 3’#mikey’s like what #so obvs now HE needs to listen as he works #he too gets invested #he comes across raph who mentions having trouble sleeping #mikey: have I got the podcast fanfic for you!#it only somewhat helps raph sleep #somewhat bc sometimes he forces himself to stay awake to hear the rest #yes these recordings go to the whole fam and leo is none the wiser #they don’t even mean to hide it it just never comes up lol #it’s only when donnie FINALLY makes it to the end of the recordings that he confronts leo to continue the story #leo: oH YOU HEARD ALL THAT HUH-

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ratrrriot · 1 year

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“Wishes”

little comic based on that one line Sonic might say when it rains in Frontiers. (you know the one).

#in frontiers sonic will randomly say the corniest shit ever and i'm here for it #anyways i wanted to have this done for valentines and failed miserably #i love making comics like these but they take so long to do and with uni i barely have time for myself #but hey its done and i think it looks nice #sth #sonic frontiers #sonic frontiers spoilers #amy rose #sonic the hedgehog #sonamy #fluff #rain #fan comic #rosy the rascal #classic sonic #my art #my sonic art #queerplatonic

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peachphernalia · 4 months

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a mother’s love

hey so this fight took me almost six hours to do because i apparently didn’t get the defensive item i was Supposed to meaning i was taking 6ish damage when i was Supposed To Be Taking 3ish . im really Terrible at video game

#peachphernaliart #hey have i mentioned i Love Women #undertale #undertale au #undertale yellow spoilers #undertale yellow #undertale yellow fanart #uty #uty spoilers #uty ceroba #undertale yellow ceroba #ceroba #ceroba ketsukane #uty clover #undertale yellow clover #theyre like Barely in there but ill tag em

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shittysawtraps · 2 months

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if john cant find billy, who rides the tricycle?

they make hoffman dress up as billy and fill in. he hates it but he signed his contract without reading it so he legally has to.

#shitty saw traps #saw franchise #mod amanda #hoffman: this is FUCKING BULLSHIT #amanda (barely repressing her laughter): hey john maybe we should look into him filling in permanently #(she has hidden billy on purpose)

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kinos-fortress-2 · 5 months

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this is what the mind of someone insane looks like

#piss mauling #sniperpauling #you know piss mauling is such a deranged name out of context very different from the others thats why i like it #thanks user maybeeventhebest for creating such wonderful name for such weird shipp #team fortress 2 #tf2 #sniper #miss pauling #kino art #this arent that good but hey i will dump whatever i made for tf2 in this fucking blog and you gonna bare with me bc im gonna be so annoying #anywaayyss... they are so cringe and sweaty and weird girls and and yeah #this is like the second most weird girl shipp type w miss pauling the first one is w pyro ha #edit:FUCKIFORGOTTHETEXTOFTHESECONDPONE #edit2: if anyone asks why her back is so arched like that just imagine she’s super flexible👍 i often can’t draw bodies right forgive me

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coconuts-are-mammals · 9 months

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gays, claim your "I survived the summer of 2023" tokens here

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starry-bi-sky · 4 months

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more clone^2 memes because i think they're funny

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #clone^2 #danny fenton is not the ghost king #so canon to clone^2 and clone damian the portal that ends up transporting damian to amity park is left pr ambiguous #so really how he got there could be one of many things whether it be through divine intervention or clockwork's doing or hell #it could've also been quite literally the 1 in 1 millionth chance that a natural portal opened up beneath him and sent him to amity #and was a happy accident #but the idea that the laz pits or another adjacent such entity heard damian wanting an older brother (he meant og damian but oops never-#specified) and then sends him to the one person who could fulfill that wish and make him happy at the same time.#was really funny to me within the context of the lilo and stitch meme. the meme can also be seen the other way around with danny as lilo #and damian as stitch. but danny being stitch was infinitely funnier and ~technically~ more accurate imo #danny technically IS a nice angel but also. he's a developing menace to society (just ask wes) and he's going to make damian one too #danny being from the midwest means he has a midwestern accent and thats not something the bats know how to handle when they finally meet hi #hey look at that! my meme making skills are steadily improving. im no longer making the same joke six different times in different formats #those first two images i made a few days ago the rest i made in the last thirty minutes in a spur of clone^2 induced inspiration #and procrastination of writing the cfau rewrite of the first post. we are 10k words deep folks and just barely got past the 1st gala reunio #dunking on the giw is a god-given right and danny WILL pass it down to damian

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buggachat · 1 year

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marinette has now called adrien "princess" more than chat noir has ever called her that and that's. endlessly funny

#ml spoilers #ml s5 spoilers #emotion spoilers #ml emotion #<- i mean barely but. hey. it happened there

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turtleblogatlast · 2 months

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Leo getting hit with a truth curse but instead of forcing him to admit to super sad or worrying things it’s things like “it was me who broke the remote” “I saw Mikey prank Donnie and helped hide it because it’s way funnier if he didn’t know who it was” “I rip my clothes to look more like Raph’s because he’s really cool” “my stripes aren’t even red they’re pink!”