...Witcher AU again.🤪
Rick is about 36-37 years old.
The Pines twins are 36 years old. Because the witchers and mages age very slowly, they'll look much younger (maybe less than 30).
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✨Round 4: Match 4✨
William Shakespeare Propaganda:
Literally known as "the Bard" and widely considered the best writer in the English language.
he's The Bard
He's literally THE BARD =D and sparkly as shit
Rick Astley Propaganda:
....... HES NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU U-
See Here for more propaganda!
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Another set of new sims. They are supposed to be the medieval versions of these three guys.
"Pirates and Nobles" are a must have to run these gentlemen. But no need to get any sort of custom content.
Let's go!
We'll start with Nigellus. He's a scion of the local nobility. Though, he has fallen on hard times, he still behaves like a typical local aristocrat. That might be the reason why people don't like him at all.
Nigellus is supposed to be a knight, but he's actually kind of bad at his main job. Which is probably for the best.
Nigellus writes a lot of pamphlets. He's eager to state his opinion on everything. He often tries to usurp the position of a town cryer, just because it gives him an opportunity to rant about everything.
Traits: Entitled, Scholarly, Hubris.
Back in the day, Harry was a travelling blacksmith. He went to a lot of places and did a lot of weird stuff for a living. But now he seems to settle down in On-Point. Which might be a good thing.
He's a hard-working fellow. though he's not without his quirks. Harry likes to ramble about something otherworldly, like the hidden underground cities, or witch orders, or extraterrestrials. Sometimes he makes an effort to search for them.
Despite this, Harry usually gets along with other people. But Nigellus migh be an exception. They have a long-time rivalry, despite their different social status. It culminated on the day, when Harry locked Nigellus up in an outhouse, because he ruined the work that Harry was supposed to do for the local tavern. It just gets worse from that point.
Traits: Solitary, Chivalrous, Guild Enemy.
And this is Rick. He's a pretty flowery bard.
Rick is usually the one to stay away from all the drama (until it involves him trying to flirt with other people's wives). He's a happy-go-lucky fellow. It's surprising to know that back in the day he actually was a very angry youngster. Now he seems to be perpetually excited about everything, including the scariest stuff ever.
Despite not being very religious, he frequently visits the Monastery and the Cathedral. Him being big friends with Francis and Violet must be the reason. They know each other since their late teens, and seem to get along quite well, despite Rick not caring about his health enough (which bothers Francis) or having a foot in his mouth (much to Violet's chagrin).
Despite his jolly disposition, Rick can be pretty passive-agressive. But it seems to be the only quality of his, that doesn't bring him much trouble.
Traits: Excitable, Fun-Loving, Uncouth.
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being a bard and playing my sillay songs (I rickrolled someone on the ukulele)
in 2022 i taught myself chrissy wake up on guitar just to torture those around me. also once put the chords for never gonna give you up into the chrome music lab thing and sent that link to all my friends.
conclusion: we should make a league of chaotic evil bards, who's with me say I
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2023 Bard on the Beach Shakespeare Festival x Vanier Park x Kitsilano.
As You Like It live on the BMO Mainstage until Sept. 30.
Julius Caesar live on the BMO Mainstage until Sept. 24.
Goblin:Macbeth live on the Howard Family Stage from Aug. 19–Sept. 17.
Henry V live on the Howard Family Stage from Aug. 28–Sept. 13.
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✨Round 5: Match 2✨
Neil Banging Out the Tunes Propaganda:
He's a bard because he's banging out the tunes. He's sparkly because his keyboard is ~*rainbows*~
Rick Astley Propaganda:
....... HES NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU U-
See Here for more propaganda!
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DM, sick of Bard’s shit: Roll for it.
Bard OOC: *rolls a nat 20*
DM: Um… Roll again.
Bard OOC: *another nat 20*
DM: *sighs*
Bard OOC: Let‘s try this again. I cast Illusion, summoning Rick Astley before the kobald’s very fucking eyes.
DM: *rolls a 2 wisdom check* Okay, so he’s unconscious now from the fucking brutal Rickroll attack.
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