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WAS THAT AN ATTEMPT AT FLIRTING OR AM I STUPID
#FEINS STREAM IS FUCKING WILD RN I AM CACKLING#i prefer the chill of fruitberries dihvshldvhkdavlk#i think feins partner wasnt implying flirting but she sure was implying something and seeing fein talk abt it to his chat is giving me suc#bad second hand embarassment#fein: 55 ish mins
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Foolish: You know what? Fit: it's the perfect alibi. "Just a janitor," going through... just to cleaning around everywhere... talk to a lot of people... and you're just bald and such, you know, no one would think twice that you- may be you'd up to something.
Fit: Foolish that's- that's literally the entire point, we've been over this.
Pac: You like the plumber's work, right? You like to get your hand in the plumber's and- do the stuffs, and plumb [makes a very loud popping sound] those pipes, right?
[Everyone loses it and starts laughing]
Pac: I'm sorry- I'm sor- I'm- [laughs] I did- I didn't mean-
Fit: WAS THE SOUND NECESSARY???
Foolish: No, the sound made it.
Pac: I didn't- I didn't hear myself- sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh my god, I'm so shy right now, I'm just gonna sit.
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Foolish: You know what? Fit: it's the perfect alibi. "Just a janitor," going through... just to cleaning around everywhere... talk to a lot of people... and you're just bald and such, you know, no one would think twice that you- may be you'd up to something.
Fit: Foolish that's- that's literally the entire point, we've been over this.
Foolish: Have we?
Fit: I said I'm- I'm trying to find out more about like, the Code Monsters!
Foolish: I thought you just wanted- liked being a janitor.
Fit: Well, I actually do kinda like it, I'll be honest with you, I like getting paid, but-
Foolish: Wait damnnit, Philza's doing it right.
Pac: You like the plumber's work, right?
Fit: Yeah.
Pac: You like to get your hand in the plumber's and- do the stuffs, and plumb [makes a very loud popping sound] those pipes, right?
[Everyone loses it and starts laughing]
Pac: I'm sorry- I'm sor- I'm- [laughs] I did- I didn't mean-
Fit: WAS THE SOUND NECESSARY???
Foolish: No, the sound made it.
Pac: I didn't- I didn't hear myself- sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh my god, I'm so shy right now, I'm just gonna sit.
#FitMC#PacTW#HideDuo#FitPac#QSMP#FoolishGamers#Philza#Foolish#Pac#Fit#Phil#The reason this took so long to edit is 100% because it gave me THAT bad second-hand embarassment#Me: Thank god I finally finished editing this now I never have to listen to it again#Me realizing I still have to write the transcripts: FRICK#In Pac's defense: you actually couldn't hear the pop that well from most stream POVs#unfortunately on Fit and Phil's stream (esp. Phil's stream) it was frickin HD quality#and VERY loud#They let Pac get away with this WAY too easily but you know what#the way he covered his face like that and immediately sat down in game was very cute#so I can't blame them for giving him a free pass#he's very cute when he's flustered#I always like the side-by-side reaction comparisons and I hope y'all do too!#Phil's reactions are always funny#''Every day Philza Miinecraft is oppressed by the gays''#Q#I really do need to spend less time doing stuff for this blog and the archive...#I'm not getting paid for it. It takes up way too much time#it is good video editing practice though but...#Edited
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Bout to go to war (rewatching Entry # 15 where Jay interviews Tim)
#its the only entry I physically can not watch#i need to pause every 5 seconds its SOO BAD#LIKE WHY IS IT SO AWKWARD#JAY IS LOWKEY INTEROGATING TIM AND THE SECOND HAND EMBARASSMENT I FEEL#marble hornets#mh jay merrick#mh tim wright
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How am I supposed to cope with the fact that my humor peaked at like 12 when I had to make a movie for my Computer Science class about my favorite activity and it was horrible (half joking)
Woe, second hand embarassment and psychic damage be upon ye [insert that one eminem meme with the fucken hampter]
#the second hand embarassment... .... the whiplash.... .....#the desperate attempt to make my voice sound deeper.. .......#(I used a voice changer to make it deeper- i was DESPERATE desperate alright. the dismorphia was real <3)#this movie is honestly fire- i dont care what y'all think of me for saying this but little me was cringe and FREE okay#i dont care that it's bad- i laughed okay. That's right. My humor hasn't changed since I was like 12- what u gonna do about it??#the absolute shit ass editing is also kinda funny ngl- bestie what is that delay... .......#my post#sput chatters#I had to censor my name lmao#tw scopophobia#<-for that two second frame- i gotchu homies
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i regret ever trying to socialize why did i say that thats so stupid i was just trying to be myself but it backfired ugh anguish and pain and suffering never speaking again locking my door and hammering planks across the windows as i type
#lamp speaks#lamp vents#kinda i dont feel that bad truly i just said one weird thing under the influence of the devils lettuce#honestly idk if my 'save' made it worse or not#10 notes and ill reveal what i said to the humiliation of me and maybe amusement but more likely second hand embarassment of my mutuals
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and is the r rated scene in rwrb in the room with us now?
#bo posting#rwrb#bro i watched it bc the bestie read the book and liked it#THIS WAS THE TAMEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN IM SCREAMING#the pacing of this movie is so bad#but like in a good way#like in a shitty little romcom way#like i want more of these#i want sO MANY BAD GAY ROMCOMS!!!!#with horrific pacing#i want the second hand embarassment to make me pause it 20 times#but what part of this is rated r#genuinely#the SEX SCENE???#If this upsets people i want to show them the gay sex scenes in American Gods
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i feel like clothing with actual mangacaps / anime screenshots on them are so embarassing when worn for actual fashion like i have some junji ito stuff but thats junji ito it doesnt really carry the same weight as wearing a shounen screenshot on your body and acting like youre not a loser
#file type: .txt#chara♥#when i see people with hxh or tokyo ghoul screenshot / mangacap shirts i get such bad second hand embarassment#but also i would buy something with a yuno screenshot on it but thats because im insane
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#hadika experiences basic human interaction#yesterday before exam i borrowed a pen from my friend#bc the barrel of my pen fell off (?)#i forgot to return it after exam#we had plan to go out today so i thought i would return it today#then yeah i took the pen with me but completely forgot about it again 😗#in the second part of hangout we went to a super shop#when she was wandering around the pen section and trying out some#that's when i remembered ab her pen#and quickly pulled it out from my bag and handed it to her (without properly saying something)#and she didn't take it 😬 she was saying things like no i'm looking for a brown inked pen#she is actually very very nice person and ofc she wasn't hinting at me 😭#but did she think i took it as a hint and felt embarassed? 😭#bc she refused to take the pen back i want to kms#when she gave me the pen it was brand new and even though it's just a regular ballpoint pen i feel really bad about it#wish i could just talk 😭😢#what should i say to her? will it get weirder if i bring up the topic again?
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to the anon who sent that hate ask, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU THINK YOU COULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO MY BABY??? if you are so pressed and annoyed just don't come on her blog,, you got the block option??? why waste everyone's time, maybe try managing a writing blog we'll see how well your very existent writing skills are and how that'll skyrocket you to fame.
FACTS FACTS!!
#not my work hitting above 1k tho lmao#this is so embarassing i feel bad for yhe anon#got second hand embarassment#leaderwon#leaderwon answered! <3#luna's moots!#luna's girls <3 !
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i've been really into the idea of watching a bunch of early-mid 2000s romcom movies that i haven't watched yet - so far i've only watched 'the proposal' and am half way through 'what's your number' (which btw, so far is misogynistic as hell and v into slut shaming but like... i'm sort of enjoying it? so far at least.)
any recs? any tropes or cheese is fine. preferably either ones i can 🏴☠️ or are on netflix.
not any of the super super iconic ones bc i do believe i've watched most of them (legally blonde, clueless, mean girls, 10 things i hate about you, etc.)
#i wasn't a romcom girl for ages bc i get super bad second hand embarassment from most romcoms#but then i started watching kdramas and i've sort of gotten used to the cringe/second hand embarassment i get watching these things#so open to any recs#i may have watched some others but i can' think of them right now#i have also seen enchanted if that counts as a romcom
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im almost caught up w firefly wedding and wow like somebody said its not red flags anymore its a whole ass red carpet but the manga is black and white so its ok
#the second hand embarassment is so bad i couslnt read rhe chapter but i think somebody counted#shinpei tries to drug and kill kotaro like 4/3 times girl…#I cant defend u like that shinpei LMFAOOO#claude txt
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i like harry's route in the ssum more but it's a worse cash grab
#i literally can't see half of the conversations since they're voiced#which is subscription only#literallly.. acgk..#AND EVEN WORSE..... I OPENED THE GAME AND I NEVER SET THE BG#SO IT WAS AUTOMATICALLY SET TO A SHIRTLESS PICTURE OF HARRY AND FUCKING#I WAS AT DINNER WITH FRIENDS#AND THEYRE ALL LIKE ???#WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A BAD SHIRTLESS ANIME BOY ON YOUR PHONE#FUCKING CRYING#UGH#OOGH#GUYS I CAN EXPLAIN ITS NOT THAT DEEP I PROMISE REALLY#the troubles of getting second hand embarassment later..
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if i make it through the first episode i might get a slight succession hyperfixation but whether or not i make it i am not sure.
#i thought i could watch the first episode w/o getting bad second hand embarassment if something goes wrong because i wouldnt be attached to#the characters but uhh. ik these bitches from tumblr already so mission failed
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how to tame a brat. (incel coriolanus x reader)
summary: where coriolanus snow plan to tame you backfired terribly, but at least those sweatpants served to get him fucked.
based on this!!
c.w: incel submissive!coryo, dom (implied) fem!reader, masturbating (male recieving), degrading (misogynistic phrases and coryo being a little bitch <3), incel boyfriend, misoginy, p in v
your sweet and pretty boyfriend, coriolanus snow, was the biggest misogynistic bitch you knew. which was a shame, he's so pretty it's embarassing to hear the ugly things he has to say about you.
then, scrolling through his phone, he saw a trend- well, not exactly a trend, but more like... a video of a blonde girl, saying how weak she felt when she saw her boyfriend wearing grey sweatpants and etc. and then there was another video of a movie, a woman writing 'whore' on the mirror with her lipstick while the legend said something like 'me when i notice myself looking down his pants when he's wearing grey sweatpants', and of course, all the sluts on the comment section agreed, saying that all of them agreed with the video, calling themselves whores and etc. and what is best than to go and tame the beast you were following the videos description?
so now, wearing a pair of grey sweatpants and a black compression shirt, he entered your room, only to be find by your giggling smile as you laid eyes on his pants.
"what's the occasion for you to be wearing such revealing clothes?" you asked, giggling as you called him over to bed.
"decided to try something different"
"because..?"
"because i'm trying to see if i can tame a bitch with a dick" he said, looking down on you as he standed next to your bed.
you arched your brow, your smile getting wider as you giggled to him, your laugh getting louder until the moment he got on top of you.
"what's that for, coryo? the only bitch i know here is you, baby" you said, hands travelling to his stomach and fingers travelling up and down his defined waist. "you're always so eager, aren't you, baby?"
your voice echoed through his senses as he grinded on you, your legs wrapping around his waist because of his hands as you talked to him as one talk to a dog, baby voice and everything.
"have i been a bad girlfriend?" you pouted, making fun of his face while your hand runned through his hair like he was a pet and he growled at you.
"stop being a slut and just take it like all those other bitches do"
"what other bitches? you were a virgin before me, baby" you kissed his lips, changing positions.
and that was when it hit him. he couldn't tame you. you were always the one taming him. and you were right, the only bitch in this relationship was you, pretty, sweet and beautiful you. with your plump pretty lips degrading him, your sweet scent filling his senses and your degrading words going straight to his dick.
as your hand pumped his cock, he tried his best to hold in his moans, eyes welling up, all teared up as his blushing cheeks seemed to heat up from shame, your pretty pussy grinding on his cock while you're at it.
"tell me, coryo" you begin, and he looked at you, clear crystal eyes tearing up as he thrusted his hips upwards, wanting to fuck you already "how long are you going to pretend that you're not a bitch?"
"i'm not a bitch, stop it!" he said, groaning as his hand gripped on your waist.
"oh but you are, baby. you're always in heat for me, that's why you're always calling me a bitch." you said, sweet lips kissing his temple. "you can't stand the fact that your dick is always up for me, so you decide to treat me like a slut when in reality you're the one who's my slut."
"no, that's-" he cried out from pleasure at the second you teased his tip, passing it through your slick while his body squirmed, his hips thrusting upwards again. "please, y/n, just let me cum inside you"
he begged, breathless as his tears rolled down. you kissed all of them, at least, all you could kiss.
"so you're admiting you're a whore?" you teased
"no, i just- please, please, let me just enter you" he begged, lips trembling as they brushed against your boobs.
"ownt, who would know coriolanus snow would be so eager to be fucked?" you teased, finally pushing him in as you held back a moan. no matter how many times you had sex, his cock was always so big and heavy for you, throbbing and twitching inside you as you kissed his tears. "c'mon, baby, admit it."
"o-okay. okay, just please- please let me cum." he begged, pulling himself deeper inside of you, and then you were bouncing and he was grabbing your boobs, and he hated being under you, he felt like a... like a bitch.
"use your words, baby. you can do better than that." god, you were terrible. you were such a meanie to him that he couldn't stop crying on your neck, kissing, biting and sucking on your skin as you bounced more and more. "uh-uh, baby, you gotta use your words, not your teeth"
your thumb entered past his lips, making him suck on it as he cried and moaned on your thumb.
"c'mon, coryo, my beautiful snowflake," you started, riding him with love and lust. "tell me, who's the bitch in this room?"
"ngh, it's me. it's m-me" he said, all dumb and pretty to you.
"mhm, good boy. keep going. who's the slut here?"
"it's me. it's me. i'm sorry, babe. it's me" he said, moaning like a bitch as your walls gripped him, his hands grabbing your hips and keeping you still while he fucked himself into your cunt.
"good boy, good boy! god, you're so pretty when you're not throwing a tantrum baby." you said, looking at him and moaning on his lips, scratching his back. "you're the best, baby. the best bitch i've ever had."
and those words were enough for him to cum inside you, rope after rope as you came around his cock too, kissing his lips and forehead while your thumbs caressed his cheeks.
"you happy now?" you asked, his dick still buried deep inside you.
"mhm." he nodded, breathlessly.
then, after all of that and a good warm bath (that ended up with another round, this time with his mouth eating you out) you put him to change the sheets – something he claimed to be a woman chore, but was too fucked out to remember – to new ones, and then you cuddled with him while caressing his hair, his head resting on your arm.
#tbosas x reader#tbosas smut#young president snow#young coriolanus snow#coriolanus snow x reader#the hunger games the ballad of songbirds & snakes#incel coriolanus#incel corio#x you#coriolanus x reader#x reader#coriolanus x you#coriolanus smut#dom reader#sub!character
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Loser!Matsukawa who hasn't known the touch of a woman.
He is one of those kids who "grew up ugly", so he has very low self esteem, though he is really good at hiding it and acts confident all the time! But he isn't confident enough to ever flirt with someone in real life, afraid to be rejected;
So, he makes tinder. "Just to fuck" he says to his friends.
Loser!Matsukawa who matches with you, conquers your heart with his jokes and his jaw dropping face (and he doesn't even realize it). He is glad you can't see how nervous he is everytime he sends a risky/flirty text, but grins when you reply back with the same energy and his confidence boosts.
Loser!Matsukawa who doesn't expect you to be actually so good-looking when you guys first meet irl. There was a little voice in his head telling him that you might be fake or a catfish, but he is pleasantly surprised when he sees a pretty girl like you smiling and waving at him, he thinks he might be in love.
Loser!Matsukawa who gets flustered when he sees more skin of you when there is a strong wind, your skirt riding up just enough to let him see the pink panties you wore tonight. He tries his best to look away and hide is raging boner.
Loser!Matsukawa who offers you dinner and you fight him for it, saying that it's 2023 and you guys should divide the bill, but he doesn't want to listen, mama ain't raised him like that.
Loser!Matsukawa who makes jokes one after another to hear your precious precious laugh and it fills him with pride that he is the reason of it. Still, he doesn't make any move because, again, he is an insecure little baby and he is not sure if you like him enough!
Loser!Matsukawa who bids you farewell with an awkward hug, but that hug alone was enough to make him horny and he gets blue balled, his boner hurting him while he drives back home.
Loser!Matsukawa who feels so bad jacking off to you :( you guys just met! and you look so sweet and innocent and cute, he is crazy for having all these unholy thoughts about you. He thinks about your pretty lips wrapping around his cock, your fine hands massaging his balls as he moans your name. He cums the fastest thinking about you.
Loser!Matsukawa who takes you on a second date, and this time he drinks a bit of alcohol to gain some courage and finally, he kisses you! (not before asking you though, we love a king who asks for consent first).
Loser!Matsukawa who gets a boner from kissing you and you can see the wet patch forming on his pants and he is so so so embarassed about it :(( so you kiss him more to make him feel better <3
Loser!Matsukawa who gets hard just by even touching your bare skin at any time, be it him touching your shoulder to move you a bit, or grazing your neck to clean some dust off. He. Is. Horny.
Loser!Matsukawa who jerks off every chance he gets, thinking about you.
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his pillow
pairing; bangchan x reader; smut
Chris was on tour the past month, you missed him like crazy even though he did everything he could to be with you, he would be home in a few days after all but he left you the keys of the dorm so you can stay there if you missed him and felt alone, he left a few of his sweaters and one bottle of his perfume along with his earrings. Other than the different daily life you had to fit in without him or the boys you started feeling needy a lot easier, even if you saw him on TV you couldn't put your filthy thoughts away.
After struggling nearly a week and edging yourself with those edits you decided to please yourself for the first time in a while. You knew it was against his rules, he only let you touch yourself when he wanted and when he was with you. When you returned home you got quickly in his room, undressed and searched for the toys he hides for the kinky times. He had a lot, he used most of them on you but the only suitable for now was that huge fat dildo which you took out with excitement and arousal already dripping down your thighs.
You downloaded a vibration app this morning so you reached for your phone to turn it on and put it straight to your core. The vibrations travelled through your body that suddenly left and replaced with the sound of your phone ringing. It was Chris, you forgot it was the time for your videocall. You were nearly crying because of the stimulation and fear rushed through your veins but you managed to hide your naked body when you put his pillow under your chest and laying on your belly putting your phone in front of you.
"baby? Is everything okay? You usually pick up immediately and-" he stopped talking the second he saw your exposed collarbones and the dildo behind you. "hi Channie everything is okay how are you?" you said with sweetness in your voice as you tried to make everything seem normal. "does my girl need me?" he groaned feeling his erection grow when he saw your naked ass when you lowered your head to hide in embarassment.
"yes daddy I need you so bad I want to cum a lot today, can I? Please?" you whimpred and when you saw him nodding you slowly got up reaching for the dildo. "babygirl you're not ready for that yet, we need preparation first. Take my pillow" he said, voice an octave down. You did as he said and put his pillow between your legs, not sitting on it yet.
"wanna show daddy?" he said causing you to move the phone closer showing him your wetness. "that's my baby, now put the phone back and sit on the pillow" you did exactly as he said, you were now on your knees, his pillow between and touching your core, you reaching back grabbing your ankles to the feeling.
"now move" he growled and you started to move your hips, whimpers leaving your lips feeling the friction that turned to moans when you picked up the pace making the bed shake. You felt your high approaching when you heard him say "put three fingers right now in that tiny hole of yours all together until it reaches your knuckles", taken aback by his dominance you put three of your fingers on your mouth sucking at them and then in you.
"in an' out as fast as you can" he whispered and you started moving up and down to your fingers. Your movements started to be more messy feeling the knot in your stomach tightening. "pull your fingers out and cum on my fucking pillow" he commented as you did so and now you were face down to the mattress, hands on your phone to let him see you bopping your ass up on his pillow once again when your orgasm hit you.
"good job babe" he said when you came down your high now looking at him through the screen panting. "take the dildo now" he said making you horny again with only his voice. You stand up, your tummy full of cum since you laid directly on his pillow, him groaning at the sight when you took the dildo in your hands once again.
"you know what to do, I won't tell you anything, I'm just gonna jerk off watching my girl okay?" "mhm" you said sliding the dildo in you screaming at the size. "ah-ah Chris ah it's too big too big" you cried out eyes shut "sit on it like a chair,like it's my cock, relax on it baby you're already wet" he whimpred when you put your whole weight down leaving a high-pitched moan.
"i'll move fast now I need it- *moan* I deserve it right? *moan* i'm your good girl" you started moving in and out faster the fact you could hear Chris moaning too made you feel like cumming already. "would love to cum in you hon" he said full of lust as he finished on his fingers. "mmm cu-cumming" you tried to speak as you felt your liquid running down the mattress, because of your continues movement it reached between your ass making those lewd sounds both of you absolutely loved and you didn't stop moving until you felt it reach your knee.
"ah it was- was so good" you said laying on his pillow again which was full of your cum. "mm babygirl you're the best and you're mine, my baby is gonna be rewarded isn't she?" he said feeling proud of how good he had teached you "yes daddy I was so good today" you said feeling the heat rising up to your face.
"are you gonna clean up now?" he said " I have to, it's a mess" you showed him the bed and he replied "don't wash my pillowcase I wanna feel you, I'm gonna be home in two days or so, can you do it babygirl?" he said with a low voice
"yes daddy anything for you" you said as you continued talking about your day and then finally hung up and sleep on his sweater which you took out from the closet
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