babis
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Do you think the middle ‘M’ in Mobius’ name stands for ‘May as well be invisible’?
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another headcanon that I think is basically canon is Julian will bitch and moan and complain to the high heavens over the most minor of injuries but when it comes to major injuries he'll keep on going without a word until he straight up collapses
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what if sylvie used the endless timelines to smuggle treasures
she is, after all, the goddess of mischief!
something that stuck out to me in s1 was how she would place objects from one time period into another where it Shouldn’t Be, and use this to lure in the minutemen. but imagine if she uses this for cash instead of violence.
she jumps back to Ancient Rome, where she had hidden before in the dust of Pompeii- but in this timeline, now free to infinitely branch, they don’t get devoured by Vesuvius. so she takes in the sights and picks up a coin or two dropped onto the ground in the marketplace before making her exit. she could be subtle. she’s smart. or she could go straight for finding the long lost faberge eggs for the thrill of it all.
fast forward to the 1980’s. how did this weird woman working at the local mcdonalds get these very real looking coins slash jewels from centuries or millennia ago? she smiles and says it came down through family, cooks up a backstory about a beloved uncle who was a collector. she doesn’t smile while they haggle on prices. she leaves with enough cash for a lot more records and movies and feeling deeply accomplished.
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he dances like his back and hips dont work get a walker grandpa
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Hey gang. ♡ Just a quick note to say I’m gearing up to come back. Things are hectic at work, and I’m on duty all this weekend, but I’m taking leave next week so I should be here a good bit.
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BLOOD WARNING!
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a fun creepypasta oc I made with my friend, Jay! I forgot what we named her 💔 What I DO know is that she lives in wheat fields and loves KILLING! lol.
she's a natural redhead that likes to claim that her hair has drastically darkened in color from being oversaturated in the blood of her victims over time. I think she's just using the box stuff though
She loves booze, hunting people for sport (do I need to mention that?), and dogs! Prefers heavy & sharp weapons (i e. farm tools) over guns
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motherFUckers pruned my baby!!! let frowny babe have a moment of peace ffs
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So we all know that Romeo and Juliet are really best portrayed as young lesbians, right? But my newest insight is that ALSO Friar Lawrence should really be the Elder Butch who lives on the edge of town and has the best garden and a million plants and crystals and a large dog probably. And Romeo goes there to talk about her girl problems and get tarot readings
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I Kinda got too bored and remake prune gelatin..
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(Not shown: half the dirt fell out of the pot and is hiding under the plant, and I have 2 more spider plants that followed its example)
When you're watering a different plant nowhere near them on your lunch break, and the spider plants use your distraction to try and break out of there
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S1E1: "Octopus, Duck, Animal Crackers"
Judges: Alex Guarnaschelli, Aarón Sánchez, Marc Murphy
Chefs: Sandy Davis, Summer Kriegshauser, Katie Rosenhouse, Perry Pollaci
Appetizer Ingredients: Baby Octopus, Bok Choy, Oyster Sauce, Smoked Paprika
Entrée Ingredients: Duck Breast, Green Onions, Ginger, Honey
Dessert Ingredients: Animal Crackers, Prunes, Cream Cheese
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the thing contributing the most decadence to the evil lair at this moment in time is the scented geranium between my kitchen and living room, so i brush past it when i walk by and get a lil hit of what a geranium thinks a rose smells like
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wikihow to stop the autism brain habit of personifying objects so i can prune my plants properly :’(
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That mortifying moment when you look at Rafa and think “damn, look at this senior citizen still squeaking out wins on the tennis court” and then remember that you yourself are 3 years older than him.
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