twink death is swift to follow I'm counting on it

TWINK DOWN I REPEAT TWINK DOWN ‼️

my favorite kind of staring contests are the ones with his ass as my opponent

let me loose in a research lab for one minute and im eating all of it

fairlycoldcoffee: Can I ask for Harvey. Idk. Saying 'good job' cause he did the needle-phobic viewer's flu shot ,,, or smth,, Anonymous: harvey sdv maybe? Anonymous: harvey in a halloween outfit?

ty for reminding me to get my flu shot

I'm so autistic over Hannibal it's wrong and criminal. lock me up now actually

the new town doctor takes house calls 👁👁

still the funniest shit i’ve seen in 2018:

I would PERISH

i saw a really cool butterfly expert man on PBS and was so in awe of him and his butterfly knowledge i tracked down the episode online to see how to spell his name and found his twitter and followed him, only for the next day to awaken to him having read not only my webcomic, but also my livetweets saying how i wanted to marry the butterfly man. he said he was flattered. anyway the moral of the story is please don’t underestimate how far down your twitter a bored entomologist will scroll, and also the internet was a mistake.

consider the sperm whale and the squid. an ancient rivalry that dates back millions of years. we know the whales eat the squids. we know the squids do not make it easy for them. we know this because of the scars the whales carry, scars on the outside of their body, and on the inside as well. how badly must you want something to endure wounds inside your mouth? inside your gut?

consider the whale, who is harmed by what sustains her. consider the squid, whose flesh is soft and delicious but refuses to go down easy.

eepy

I don't advocate violence, but EVERY SINGLE employee still at Twitter has an opportunity to do the funniest thing in history this March 15.

Posting Hannibal related memes until they save Hannibal, day 644.

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People should stop with the yaoification of Hannibal

Will is not a fragile little twink, his size difference with Hannibal is not that big and he's not weak and skinny, he was a police officer and literally killed a man with his own hands, he's a very strong and dangerous man

Hannibal is also not a gigantic "alpha male" god who never loses and is always in control of everyone. He's actually very pathetic for Will and have lost fights and have been manipulated and hurt too

Will was only a victim in season 1 because of his encephalitis and people seem to only be able to remember that. After the middle os season 2 they both have the same amount of power over each other, they're equals and the show said that multiple times. Even after everything Hannibal did to him, Will was never afraid of him, he never feared his own safety around Hannibal

Idc if you think Will is a bottom and Hannibal is a top, you should not mischaracterize them because of that and not make them into harmful fetishistic stereotypes of gay men

Like how the fuck would a "slender and weak and fragile man" kill people with his own hands??? Have you actually watched the show or do you just choose to ignore that to fit him into a harmful stereotype??? People really can't deal with queer people and queer relationships they have to try to fit it into straight standards somehow

I see so many people drawing fanart and portraying them like that and i find it so weird it almost like we didn't watch the same show

pleaseeee he asked for his number 😭

(Hannibal to Will Graham, Red Dragon)