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reemonna · 7 months

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HI! Love ur blog. Can I req some nsfw headcanons for Connor Kenway? ;)

Oh dear, this is the first time for me to write a whole nsfw blog and I'm so anxious about it, especially if it's about Connor. I hope I won't disappoint and thank you so much!

!!! (Warning: NSFW / not for minors / +18 content) !!!

NSFW Ratonhnhaké:ton / Connor Kenway headcanons

(During the events of AC3)

In spite of his terrifying physique and alarming gazes when he's hunting down an enemy, he can be the softest and most caring creature you'll ever get to know when it comes to him having a physical contact with you

He's so strong and able-bodied, so he can pin you to the wall with both his arms easily and you're here squirming before his huge body

When you're giving him head for the first time he'd be really concerned and anxious the whole time that you might choke. He's fully aware he is that huge

Him having kinks? I don't think so. He's an innocent boy, it's even possible for him not knowing what does the word 'kink' stand for in the first place. He could even ask you about it

"Nó:ronhkwe (love), what does the word 'kink' mean?"

"Where did you hear that from?"

But if he did have kinks, they would be the least risky and hurtful ones. Which means BDSM is a conclusive no for him

Connor is a busy man, he doesn't really have the time to have sexual and romantic relationships, he was once afraid he couldn't give his woman what she deserves. So having you would be his first. Yes, that means he is a virgin

Thus explain why he's shy and probably doesn't know what he's doing in your first time together. But he's a fast learner, with very observant eyes and sharp senses, he will take some mental notes of how to improve and get better by the time. And he definitely does

He's pretty skilled with his hands, according to training and using different weapons and managing them perfectly, so he really knows how to use them well, and he's ready to show you that in other ways than fighting, to play you like a violin, turning you into a sobbing mess

During the whole thing he will ask you some questions from time to time like 'Are you okay with this?', 'Am I doing good?', 'Do you want me to stop?' to let you know that he's wary and willing to make it as comfortable and pleasurable for you as possible

You wouldn't imagine what it's like to do it with him when he's mad about something. He turns into one brutal beast you won't be able to feel your body for a week at least

Once he's done and returns back to his senses, he will regret it immediately and keep on apologising (even if you're not really protesting), making sure you weren't badly hurt

When you're both close enough, he likes to play chasing games with you, tag for an example. He likes watching you from afar, determining your location with his secondary vision, licking his lips and eyeing you in a predatory way, closing the distance between you slowly like a vulture hunting down its prey. That's until he surprises you with a full-of-happiness giggle and hugs you. Holding you tight in a teddy bear way as if he's won his prize, whispering promises of a long blissful night to your ears

He looks like a sculpted statue of a greek god after reaching his climax. With his tired handsome face, pumped lips (more than they actually are), sleepy beautiful half-closed eyes, flushed tanned skin, tiny whines escaping his lips from time to time, sculpted flawless body and a rising and lowering sweaty chest. If he's conscious enough he would have a little wanton smirk on his lips with his eyes fixed upon you

He's the sweetest boy when it comes to the aftercare. He gives away lots of kisses and cuddles, asking you if he did well enough, could even prepare a bath for you to get cleaned up. He doesn't let you make the least effort possible. He takes care of everything himself until he finally lays beside you in bed, pulling you into his lap, fondling your hair tresses and kissing your forehead softly, wishing you sweet dreams

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burnbrighterthanever · 1 year

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Ratonhnhaké:ton: What do I even say to a Templar relative?

Aveline: May the Father of Understanding guide you... away from me.

#incorrect assassin's creed quotes #ratonhnhaké:ton #aveline de grandpré #assassin's creed liberation #assassin's creed iii #source: fiddler on the roof #connorline #kenway family shenanigans #stel speaks

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bookworm-with-coffee · 1 year

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MASTERLIST

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The Hobbit & Lord of the Rings 🍃

• Excuses - (Thorin Oakenshield x Child!Reader) Part One, Part Two & Part Three

• LOTR/TH Characters as wrong number texts! - Part One, Part Two & Part Three

• Sleepless Nights - (Fili x Reader)

• Insecurities - (Kili x Reader)

• Softly - (Kili x Reader)

* • * • * • *

Assassin's Creed 🗡

(*mainly writing for Assassin's Creed III & Rogue )

• Aesthetics - Shay Cormac , Haytham Kenway , Liam O'Brien & Chevalier de la Verendrye

• Torn - (Liam O'Brien x Reader)

* • * • * • *

Hogwarts Legacy 🪄

• Incorrect Quotes - Punch in the Crotch

• Aesthetics - Ominis Gaunt & Sebastian Sallow

• The Greatest Heist of All - (Slytherin Boys x Reader)

* • * • * • *

Van Helsing 🦇

• Night Terrors - (Van Helsing Boys x Reader Imagines)

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Being Human 🩸

• Dancing With Death - (John Mitchell x Reader) Part One, Part Two & Part Three - COMING SOON

* • * • * • *

Star Trek 🪐

(*mainly writing for AOS movie series - 2009-16)

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the-grandmaster-haytham-kenway · 3 years

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Connor: what’s the word mix between sad and mad?

Haytham: miserable, desolate, malcontent.

Edward: smad

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safetyandpeacenovice · 2 years

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Haytham: Why don't we just binge-watch a tv show? I'm thinking Dora the Explorer.

Connor: You really don't know how old I am, do you?

Haytham: I know you're older than eight and younger than me.

#connor kenway #Ratonhnhaké:ton #haytham kenway #assassin's creed iii #number three #mine #connor #haytham #incorrect quotes

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incorrectassassinscreedquotes · 2 years

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Desmond: Altair said it's my turn to hand out the ominius and vague warnings.

Ezio: That wasn't Altair.

Connor: He JUST SAID it was his turn.

#Desmond Miles #ezio auditore #connor kenway #source: tumblr #Assassin's Creed #Assassin's Creed II #assassin's creed 3 #incorrect quotes #ac #ac ii #ac iii

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connorkenwaystomahawk · 3 years

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To all my fellow Assassins Creed simps...

Here, you've earned them

pt. 1

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fairytail-incorrectquotes · 5 years

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Bad Guy: You have information we need, Miss Strauss.

Mirajane: Information? I'm a bartender, for chrissakes!

Mirajane: What do you want me to do, teach you how to mix a martini?!

#nondescript bad guy #mirajane strauss #source: assassin's creed III #i think its 3 at least im not fully sure #it's got dessle wezzle tho so it's nothing later than tha #fairy tail #fairy tail incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect fairy tail quotes #incorrect quotes #anime #manga #source: assassin's creed

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mother-of-understanding · 5 years

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Edward: Your sister and I are going prime burger.

Haytham: Okay, can you get me a bacon cheeseburger with pickles please?

Edward: No.

Haytham: Then why did you tell me you were going?

Edward: To disappoint you as much as you disappoint me.

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incorrectlolquotes · 6 years

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where. is. LEE SIN?!

talon

#source: assassin’s creed iii #WHERE IS CHARLES LEE #talon du couteau #lee sin #ionia #noxus #league of legends #incorrect quotes #adhdahri #submission

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fandomsideworks · 7 years

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Elise de la Serre: I've never had a boyfriend threaten to commit arson for me before!

Kaniehtíio: It gets old.

#assassin's creed iii #assassin's creed: unity #elise de la serre #kaniehtí:io #*acincorrectquotes #*mine #incorrect quotes #parks and rec

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reemonna · 8 months

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Hello can you make a another hc’s or Connor ? ;)

Yes, sure! Thank you for the request! (And sorry for the delay) To be honest, I was looking, lately, for some excuses to write more about Connor since he's my favourite assassin so here are some Connor headcanons. I hope you love 'em! (I will certainly be uploading other Assassin's Creed characters headcanons, but I think I'm going to stick with Connor for a while)

When you're stressed or panicked with Ratonhnhaké:ton / Connor Kenway

He blames himself for what you had to go through

He will try so hard not to show it. But his stoic face gaunts gradually seeing you weep and sob in his arms

He shows various signs, biting his lips, intensely moving his gaze away, gritting his jaws, or clenching his hands cruelly that his knuckles turn white

He gets narky and manic to the point he could set the whole world on fire just for your sake

He's considered socially awkward, thus why he's not really able to express what he really feels correctly -and nicely at the same time- since he comes from an isolated society, and he doesn't open up to anyone about any of these sensitive issues and events, especially these which happened to him as a child. So he just stays silent, holding the urge to say anything that might make the situation worse as much as possible

He will leave you alone for some time to let you calm down and manage yourself on your own should he feel you're stressed out in his presence

He tries containing and perhaps dragging these vengeful and bloodlust thoughts out of your consciousness -in a situation of one of your loved ones dying by the enemy-, whether by distracting you or alerting you of what walking down that road could lead to

He doesn't wish to witness you turning into someone he long-lived detested and fought, like the templars, or like himself sometimes

He'll try to know who's behind your sorrows and deal with them, staining his hands with more blood to keep yours clean

He will lean closer to you, aiming to embrace you, and by accepting his offer he will gently wrap his arms around you, holding you tight and absorbing your anger

Taking you to a tranquil place, where no one can be seen or heard except for your footsteps, and maybe the animals running around you -if you were in an open space among the nature-

He thinks a little walk in such places could ease the tension even a little bit, since he used to spend a lot of his time there whenever he wants to clear his mind

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reddeaddamnation · 6 years

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Haytham: Son, you're as dumb as this table -knocks on the table-

Connor: Someone is knocking

Haytham: Hold on I'll get it

#assassin's creed #assassins creed #assassinscreed #haytham kenway #connor kenway #incorrect assassin's creed quotes #assassin's creed Iii

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reemonna · 10 months

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Spending the night with Ratonhnhaké:ton / Connor Kenway

The man is hopelessly in love with your voice and the way you talk, he's totally ready for listening to you talking for hours

Doing some fast hunting challenges for dinner

He takes you with him to some quiet, relaxing spot, where you both can merge with each other and with the calming nature around you without being interrupted

Laying down on your backs, counting sporadic stars like little kids

It pleases him when you call him by his real name, Ratonhnhaké:ton, he loves how it sounds, coming from your mouth

He passionately talks about his childhood memories, and the time he spent with his mom and friends, telling you how much they would've loved you if you were introduced to them

He's very allergic to the simple touch from anyone, indeed. But you're definitely an exception

This means you're able to cuddle, trying to console him -and showing him how ready you're to fully support him and stay by his side- without him protesting or feeling uncomfortable at all

A little sculpt massage would be nice to him, it would have a great effect on him especially when his head is resting on your lap

(NSFW (slight or obvious) / +18)

Even if he's an amateur and probably does it for the first time, he gets to have deep -French- kisses with you

Oh, to see this big boy defending you and getting into fights with animals or bandits with his half naked body is something else. Seeing his shiny bronze skin and his oh-so-appetizing body muscles ripple with every move, the fearful shivers your body make get replased by aroused ones soon enough

Making love among the bushy trees and under the numerous stars? YES. Teaching him how to do it right 'cause he's an innocent baby boy with a heart as pure as an angel's? VERY MUCH YES

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the-grandmaster-haytham-kenway · 3 years

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Connor: I’ll just keep all my emotions right here and then one day, I’ll die

Alt.

Haytham: I’ll just keep all my emotions right here and then one day, I’ll die

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the-grandmaster-haytham-kenway · 3 years

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Connor: Fathers are the worst. It's like their job is to mess us up.

Kanen'tó:kon: What if we all just had two moms?

#ooc #incorrect quotes #source: not sure #Kanen'tó:kon #Kanen'tó:kon incorrect quotes #ratonhnnhaké:ton #ratonhnnhaké:ton incorrect quotes #Connor Kenway #Connor Kenway incorrect quotes #ac3 #assassins creed III #assassins creed 3 #assassins creed #ac3 incorrect quotes #assassins creed 3 incorrect quotes #assassins creed III incorrect quotes #assassins creed incorrect quotes

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