HI! Love ur blog. Can I req some nsfw headcanons for Connor Kenway? ;)

Oh dear, this is the first time for me to write a whole nsfw blog and I'm so anxious about it, especially if it's about Connor. I hope I won't disappoint and thank you so much!

!!! (Warning: NSFW / not for minors / +18 content) !!!

NSFW Ratonhnhaké:ton / Connor Kenway headcanons

(During the events of AC3)

In spite of his terrifying physique and alarming gazes when he's hunting down an enemy, he can be the softest and most caring creature you'll ever get to know when it comes to him having a physical contact with you

He's so strong and able-bodied, so he can pin you to the wall with both his arms easily and you're here squirming before his huge body

When you're giving him head for the first time he'd be really concerned and anxious the whole time that you might choke. He's fully aware he is that huge

Him having kinks? I don't think so. He's an innocent boy, it's even possible for him not knowing what does the word 'kink' stand for in the first place. He could even ask you about it

"Nó:ronhkwe (love), what does the word 'kink' mean?"

"Where did you hear that from?"

But if he did have kinks, they would be the least risky and hurtful ones. Which means BDSM is a conclusive no for him

Connor is a busy man, he doesn't really have the time to have sexual and romantic relationships, he was once afraid he couldn't give his woman what she deserves. So having you would be his first. Yes, that means he is a virgin

Thus explain why he's shy and probably doesn't know what he's doing in your first time together. But he's a fast learner, with very observant eyes and sharp senses, he will take some mental notes of how to improve and get better by the time. And he definitely does

He's pretty skilled with his hands, according to training and using different weapons and managing them perfectly, so he really knows how to use them well, and he's ready to show you that in other ways than fighting, to play you like a violin, turning you into a sobbing mess

During the whole thing he will ask you some questions from time to time like 'Are you okay with this?', 'Am I doing good?', 'Do you want me to stop?' to let you know that he's wary and willing to make it as comfortable and pleasurable for you as possible

You wouldn't imagine what it's like to do it with him when he's mad about something. He turns into one brutal beast you won't be able to feel your body for a week at least

Once he's done and returns back to his senses, he will regret it immediately and keep on apologising (even if you're not really protesting), making sure you weren't badly hurt

When you're both close enough, he likes to play chasing games with you, tag for an example. He likes watching you from afar, determining your location with his secondary vision, licking his lips and eyeing you in a predatory way, closing the distance between you slowly like a vulture hunting down its prey. That's until he surprises you with a full-of-happiness giggle and hugs you. Holding you tight in a teddy bear way as if he's won his prize, whispering promises of a long blissful night to your ears

He looks like a sculpted statue of a greek god after reaching his climax. With his tired handsome face, pumped lips (more than they actually are), sleepy beautiful half-closed eyes, flushed tanned skin, tiny whines escaping his lips from time to time, sculpted flawless body and a rising and lowering sweaty chest. If he's conscious enough he would have a little wanton smirk on his lips with his eyes fixed upon you

He's the sweetest boy when it comes to the aftercare. He gives away lots of kisses and cuddles, asking you if he did well enough, could even prepare a bath for you to get cleaned up. He doesn't let you make the least effort possible. He takes care of everything himself until he finally lays beside you in bed, pulling you into his lap, fondling your hair tresses and kissing your forehead softly, wishing you sweet dreams

Ziio: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it. Achilles: Just rip the bandage off. Ziio: It’s Haytham Kenway. Achilles: Put the bandage back on.

connor: you know what, shay? why don't you go fuck urself?

shay: (shocked) did i offend you?

haytham: how dare you speak to someone like that? apologise right now.

connor: shay, i sincerely apologise for telling you to go fuck yourself.

shay: it's fine--

connor: what i really meant to say is that my dad can do better and i hate seeing you sit in the chair my mom should be sitting at.

shay:

haytham:

I managed to create a comic based on my incorrect quote from yesterday. 😂

(↓ Credits under Keep reading)

Programs: XNALara & Fire Alpaca

Warcraft © Blizzard

Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad © Ubisoft 

The Sims © Electronic Arts Games

Taino, Talidea & Tami © Me (TamiIsntHere) Note: I don’t own the most Custom Content on Tami. These belong to their creators.

Night Elf Models © Mailer (Steam) Note: I just edited textures and and connected the meshes together.

Altaïr’s Hood Model © LorisC93 (DeviantArt)

“Altaïr’s” N*de Model © carbint (DeviantArt) Note: This is AC3 Desmond’s model, which I edited textures on it.

Connor: what’s the word mix between sad and mad?

Haytham: miserable, desolate, malcontent.

Edward: smad

Assassin’s Creed Shitpost #4

Connor: Ow, ow, ow.

Haytham: There. Stand. *Sighing.* What the hell do you think you’re doing?

Connor: I’m just trying to help!

Haytham: Uh huh. Okay, well how about you help me understand exactly how you came across this.

Connor: We were looking for Kanen'tó:kon’s knife.

Haytham: Which he dropped when?

Connor: The other night.

Haytham: The other night when you were out here looking for the first half of the body?

Connor: Yes!

Haytham: The night that you told me you were alone and Kanen'tó:kon was at home.

Connor: Yes! *realization* No! Ah, crap.

Haytham: So you lied to me?

Connor: That depends on how you define lying.

Haytham: Well I define it as not telling the truth—how do you define it?

Connor: Pfft, reclining your body in a…horizontal position?

Haytham: Get the hell out of here.

Connor: Absolutely!

Desmond: Goodnight moon.

Desmond: Goodnight tree.

Desmond: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

Desmond: So again what does "take out" mean?

Aveline: Food

Ezio: Dating

Connor: Murder

Altaïr: It can be all three if you're bold enough

Connor: I have to leave, old man. I will be parting to Boston.

Achilles: All right, travel safely.

Connor: Yes. Thank you, Father.

Homesteaders:

Connor: ...Why is everyone staring at me-

Myriam: You just called Achilles “Father”. You said, “Thank you, Father”.

Connor: What? No, I did not. I said “Thank you, old man”

Achilles: Do you see me as a father figure, Connor?

Connor: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure because you are always bothering me.

Godfrey: Oi! Show yer father some respect!

Connor: I did not call him “Father”

Achilles: I believe you-

Connor: Thank you.

Achilles: -son.

Connor:

Achilles: Would you like to talk about it later over a game of checkers?

Connor: ...I would like that-

[Shay doing his weekly phone call home to see how things are going, his younger sister answers.]

Elise : Hi Shay, Mom can't talk to you right now. We're on our way to Aunt Jenny's funeral.

Shay : Wha...Aunt Jenny died? When?!

Elise: Two week ago.

Shay: Why didn’t anyone tell me?

Elise: We did, well mom left a message with your roommate the angry Frenchman whose always calling you ‘Connard’. 

(Ziio looks up from fixing Arno’s tie and gives Elise the look.)

Elise: *meekly* sorry mommy.

Shay : How did she die?

Elise: Cats ate her face.

Shay : Elise, I think you're confused. I'm asking about Aunt Jenny.

Elise : Moi aussi, Cats ate her face.

Shay : Put Mom or Dad on the phone.

[Elise hands the phone to Haytham whose ironing Connor’s suit jacket.]

Haytham: Hello?

Shay : Dad, what happened to Aunt Jenny?

Haytham : Cats ate her face. Here, Elise was there she knows more about it than I do.

[hands the phone back to Elise]

[Elise is grounded and barred from going to a sleep over party at Aveline’s]

Elise: You can't keep me away from my friends. I'll disobey!

Ziio: I'm Shay Cormac's mother. You think you know any tricks I haven't seen?

[after Ziio leaves, Elise sneaks out the window and climbs down the tree, but Ziio is waiting beneath with a laundry basket and catches her]

Ziio : (slyly) Shay Cormac, age 6.

[after they leave, Shay comes out of a hidden door in the bushes, wearing ninja clothes and holding a skateboard]

Shay : *chuckles* Shay Cormac, age 17. *skates away*

Hello can you make a another hc’s or Connor ? ;)

Yes, sure! Thank you for the request! (And sorry for the delay) To be honest, I was looking, lately, for some excuses to write more about Connor since he's my favourite assassin so here are some Connor headcanons. I hope you love 'em! (I will certainly be uploading other Assassin's Creed characters headcanons, but I think I'm going to stick with Connor for a while)

When you're stressed or panicked with Ratonhnhaké:ton / Connor Kenway

He blames himself for what you had to go through

He will try so hard not to show it. But his stoic face gaunts gradually seeing you weep and sob in his arms

He shows various signs, biting his lips, intensely moving his gaze away, gritting his jaws, or clenching his hands cruelly that his knuckles turn white

He gets narky and manic to the point he could set the whole world on fire just for your sake

He's considered socially awkward, thus why he's not really able to express what he really feels correctly -and nicely at the same time- since he comes from an isolated society, and he doesn't open up to anyone about any of these sensitive issues and events, especially these which happened to him as a child. So he just stays silent, holding the urge to say anything that might make the situation worse as much as possible

He will leave you alone for some time to let you calm down and manage yourself on your own should he feel you're stressed out in his presence

He tries containing and perhaps dragging these vengeful and bloodlust thoughts out of your consciousness -in a situation of one of your loved ones dying by the enemy-, whether by distracting you or alerting you of what walking down that road could lead to

He doesn't wish to witness you turning into someone he long-lived detested and fought, like the templars, or like himself sometimes

He'll try to know who's behind your sorrows and deal with them, staining his hands with more blood to keep yours clean

He will lean closer to you, aiming to embrace you, and by accepting his offer he will gently wrap his arms around you, holding you tight and absorbing your anger

Taking you to a tranquil place, where no one can be seen or heard except for your footsteps, and maybe the animals running around you -if you were in an open space among the nature-

He thinks a little walk in such places could ease the tension even a little bit, since he used to spend a lot of his time there whenever he wants to clear his mind

Haytham: Connor, it says "gullible" on the ceiling

Connor: *looks up* what no what are you talking about???

Haytham:

Haytham: I...cannot believe you fell for that

Charles Lee: *cusses a blue streak*

Haytham: Charles, stop using bad words.

Charles: They aren't bad words. They are perfect words for how I fucking feel.

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Haytham: Offer me money.

Birch: Yes.

Haytham: Power too promise me that.

Birch: Anything I have and more. Please-

Haytham: Offer me everything I ask for.

Birch: Anything you want .

Haytham: I want my father back you son of a bitch.