here's an angsty suggestion for ya: fem reader losing an arm after a mission goes horribly wrong. soap and ghost are the ones that find her and bring her to safety. when she wakes up, they're there and she's unaware of her missing arm at first and horrified when she realises. it's up to you where you'd take it next. soap x reader or ghost x reader would be good

Oh my gosh, anon, this is heartbreaking!!

Low-key love the idea, though, so I'll add this to my angst bank!

For some reason, I'm leaning more towards Ghost for this one. I feel like he'd be constantly trying to do everything for reader once she's out of hospital, and it could potentially get a bit overbearing. Maybe there'd come a point when she'd snap and give him hell, later regretting it when she realises that she does actually need help.

My sister is a total cunt and around when we were kids, 12 (her) and 15 (me), she became a really big fan of that Jesus guy, but in a ‘if you wear lipstick that’s TOO red you’re clearly a whore who is doing naughty things with the devil’ and ‘all “dark” animals like black cats, snakes, rats, spiders, and bats were sent by the devil himself”. W e had an older home, and the way it was set up is that one of our vents had a chute that went over the porch, and you could look down it and see basically right over the porch itself. This is relevant because I, at the time, really wanted a cat and our parents were considering it. However, cheese cunt (my nickname for her which she hated <3) saw me looking at an adoption page for a black cat. She absolutely lost it and said that I was trying to bring the devil into our home and that I was going to hell and that that cat was evil and going to claw out my eyes in my sleep. We got in a BIG fight over that. By the time we moved out there were still puncture marks in the wall from where she went at me with a fork. Back to the porch and vent. Kind of. I _needed_ to get this bitch, so I recruited two of my good friends who I knew would be ready to commit a fuckery. One of them had a pet snake (which I think she found in her yard and abducted adopted) and she fed him frozen mice and whatnot. Obviously we weren’t going to involve her snake, but the frozen mice? Those were fair game. Her job was to bring the mice and help behind the scenes. My other friend, he’s a big guy, intimidating if you don’t know him, *his* job was to be the devil. We’d found a dead bat in my attic (again old house) and made it look alive with popsicle sticks, then tied it to a string wound through the vent. We planned the fuckery for when our parents were staying at a hotel for their anniversary, so we were home alone all weekend. We had a pizza box as bait outside, with the frozen mice inside arranged in a pentagram. My guy friend was dressed up in a stereotypical grim reaper outfit, big black cloak, white ghoulish face, lantern, the works. We waited around until night, then he rang the door bell and hid, with the pizza box left on the porch, just far out enough that you would have to step outside. Me and my friend were in the bathroom when then happened so that my sister would have to go look. In reality, she was waiting above, ready with the bat, and I was hiding behind the garage door, which was right next to our front door. The moment I hear my sister let go of the door I gently closed it and locked it on her. I heard her scream and the sound of her dropping the pizza box, which was my friends cue to drop the bat on her and dance it around. At this point she’s freaking out and trying to get back inside, screaming and shrieking. I turn off the porch light, and from the shadows across the street, emerges my friend, face dimly lit by the lantern in his hand. I had to muffle my laughter with my fist in my mouth cause my sister is yelling like she’s going to die, which yeah, I can see her thinking that. All my friend had to do was walk across the street and point at her to get her to start crying, and she bolted into our backyard, where she tried to get in through the back door that was unfortunately for her, locked, courtesy of me. We made her stay out there for an hour or so, giving us time to put everything back to normal and sober ourselves up from laughing so hard. Then I let her back in and acted like I didn’t know anything. We got the cat and I named him Pizza.

THIS IS A TRANSFORMERS BLOG

could you please do a smut with Rafe x reader where Rafe is eating reader out but she can’t take the pleasure so she tries to close her legs but he doesn’t let her. I hope this is enough !!🫶🏽

super super sorry for how late i’m responding to this! but i hope you like what i’ve written for you <3

It was too much. The pleasure, the pain. Rafe was making you cross that line of pleasure where it felt too good that it begins to hurt.

Your thighs shake; your hands grip the sheets below you; your eyes roll backwards and squeeze shut simultaneously. Your nerve endings were on fire and you have to move. You have to move before Rafe makes you pass out.

“Rafe— no, Rafe, I can’t.” You shake your head, tears slowly sliding down your cheeks as Rafe slurps messily against your cunt.

The wet sound emanating from his mouth and your juices combined make your pussy leak even more arousal. Your own body betrays you.

You whimper and moan and cry. “Please.”

For a beautiful second, Rafe pulls away from you. His nose, mouth and chin all shiny from his spit and your juices. He raises an eyebrow, “Please what, baby?” He asks as if he doesn’t know you need a breather.

Your chest heaves up and down, trying to catch your breath. “Can’t anymore. Too much. Need to stop.”

He laughs, “You can’t even form proper sentences.”

You try and kick him but your legs are too weak and all Rafe does is pin both of your thighs to the bed. He keeps his hands firmly gripped so you can’t move. “Now let me finish my dessert.”

A strangled cry falls from your lips as he begins licking and sucking your overstimulated clit. Your head falls back against the pillows, your back arches off the bed. He makes you reach your climax for the third time tonight and you know you have nothing left to give.

Rafe pulls away with a smug smirk. “Look at you. So messy and fucked out. I haven’t even made you cream around my cock.”

You shake your head, “I can’t anymore. Too tingly.”

Rafe just laughs again. “You’re gonna take my cock whether you like it or not, baby. I will fuck you, and you will like it.”

They watch Cock.

They’ve been watching her for quite some time now, admir- assessing her.

They hate her.

Hate the way she styles her hair. Hate her smile and her laugh. Hate that they want to hold her hand-

They hate her. Hate hate hate her!

They watch as she sits at a table to eat her lunch with her friends, comfortable with the sometimes chaotic group.

They wonder if she looks even prettier up close.

One day, they make their move. They’re going to let her know they hate her!

But before that, they want to be sure that her pronouns are really she/her.. They don’t want to be disrespectful- Well, they want to be disrespectful! Just… not in that way..

They leave a note at her usual table and leave.

The next day, when they see that Cock left some words scribbled on the post-it, they hold their breath.

They let it out when they realize that they got her pronouns right.

After that, they take a few hours to gather their courage, before leaving another note at the table and leaving.

Only when they’re at their house do they realize they.. didn’t express their hate in that second note.

Nervously, they go back at the table, secretly hoping Cock had hadn’t seen that note.

Their heart thundering, they peek at the note, their breath stuttering. Three small words, written in her pretty handwriting change… everything.

‘Take your time’

They don’t realize that as they leave, note tucked next to their heart, that Cock managed, without even seeing them, to put a smile on their face.

-🖋️

Did you just write an enemies to lovers fanfic about me and my polite anon hater? You’re all batshit on this website …. *blushing and kicking my feet*

If Ghost is 6"10 (by your headcanon) how tall is König then?

my bad I mixed up my order 😅 I made this diagram for myself back when the brainrot was fresh…

To the other anon: My boyfriend was actually the artist behind the celestia meme, I'm only on anon because he's actually deeply embarrassed by it and thinks his friends will judge him for having a teen brony phase

WHAT........DOES HE STILL HAVE THOSE SOMEWHERE.....I DONT THINK THATS CRINGE AT ALL I THINK THAT SHIT WAS GENUINELY PEAK COMEDY

im so fucking tired of the disrespect gifmakers get on the gifmaker website

may i ask if you could draw cassie sandsmark? your art style is so gorgeous!!!!

yes of course!! ty 4 the request sorry it took me so long to get to

what if you drew.. etho

he says hiiiiiiii ^^!

Watch as Sonic and Knuckles talk about their dead parental figures and Tails feels bad because he can't relate to having parental figures to begin with, but this just makes the older boys quickly hug him when they realize the implications of that statement

They all need a therapist

How will calling in sick for a week help Palestine?

hi anon. the crux of the global strike is the fact that Palestine's genocide, at the hands of the UK and the US and Australia and a host of other countries, is funded by taxpayer money. disrupting the economy for an extended amount of time that isn't simply limited to one day pressures the people in charge to acknowledge civil unrest in their homecountries.

I understand that people still have bills to pay that won't magically go away for a global strike, but there are many of us who are in privileged enough positions where we can afford to cut out unnecessary spending and minimise hours worked. this would overall be a stronger movement if the world was significantly more unionised, but that unfortunately isn't the case and we'll have to make do with the resources we currently have.

Talking about dad-bods, slightly off topic, but what is with fanart insisting that Lady D is thin and flat stomached? Dude... dude come on.... do y'all have eyes!? It's the same shit with the fairies from LoZ, lmao.

Oh my god, right?

Lady D is voluptuous! She has curves, bumps, and dips on her body. I mean, come on, people. Y'all have seen her bust. And sure, sometimes people with big busts have a slender figure, but she's not one of those people.

Allow me to elaborate with rough diagrams ->

She's not a skinny or flat stomached woman. She's full and very much rounded, and we should appreciate her as such.

and also if ssniperwolf doxxing is such a Bad Thing. Why hasnt there been a police report about it? Jacksfilms is a white man who owns a house, its not like the police arent gonna believe him.

but i guess its easier to just shit on women the moment they do something bad. 🤷‍♀️

got this and one other ask from this person, and im definitely not posting all that shit.

im a pretty firm believer in the "just let girls live" philosophy, but nah sssniperwolf is a bad person who is actively causing harm. sssniperwolf is SIGNIFICANTLY larger than jacksfilms, each of her daily uploads getting millions of views. YouTube constantly promotes her channel on twitter because she makes them a shitton of money, and her content is made ENTIRELY of stolen videos. She sometimes doesn't react, she just steals content. She refuses to even give a single piece of credit. It's not that she's a reaction channel, it's that she is unethical and getting rich anyway.

And Jacksfilms FAMOUSLY has been ripping on reaction channels since the fucking RayWilliamJohnson days. This is like, one of his things. He is part of OLD YouTube, and is a huge proponent of defending the rights of small creators and encouraging original content. The channel he has about this, jjjacksfilms, credits every creator they can find that she doesnt, and also gets in touch with some of the creators, all of which have reported never being contacted before her stealing their videos.

Sssniperwolf, despite being a woman, is fallible. Don't come into my askbox defending her from this, frankly, extremely manageable backlash she is getting. It started with asking her to simply look at the names of the people whose videos she was stealing and putting them in her video. Crediting them. And she has not only been aware of this the entire time, but she's been actively and publicly mocking Jack. It is getting out of hand because she STILL refuses to do this extremely simple, reasonable thing. Something that, one might even say, she is obligated to do.

Also, doxxing is a bad thing even if it isn't illegal (which it is). It's a threat. Showing someones home online is a deliberate tactic to make someone feel as though they are vulnerable and powerless. What about that is not a Bad Thing? Dunce.

I'm sorry to tell you this anon. But women are capable of being bad people too.

POSSESSIVE JJ SMUT! POSSESSIVE JJ SMUT! POSSESSIVE JJ SMUT!

i heard you & i present to you, possessive!jj smut <3

Your breath was coming out in ragged moans. JJ was pushing his cock so deep into your dripping hole you lost all senses and mobility of your body, so that he had to pin you against your bedroom door until you could barely breathe.

“You think you deserve to get fucked like this, huh?” JJ’s voice was harsh in your ear. You knew you had upset him the moment you laughed at John B’s joke and touched his arm, all while your boyfriend was standing right next to you watching the whole interaction.

You shake your head, teeth sinking into your bottom lip as you feel your knees start to buckle.

“Use your words.” JJ hisses, a rough slap landing on your thigh, the sting a completely different sensation to the pleasure you were feeling between your legs.

“N-no.” You finally push out. Your eyelids flutter as he slows down his strokes but still hits places deep inside you never knew about.

It feels wrong to be enjoying the way JJ is angry with you. Normally he’s soft and sensual when you have sex, but when you push his buttons– especially in public– something switches in his brain and he has to make sure you know that you’re his and only his.

“This pussy is too good to share.” JJ looks down between your bodies where you connect; your arousal drips down your thighs and he sees you’ve already creamed around his cock. “Such a desperate girl to get fucked stupid, aren’t you?”

“Yes.” Your hands cling to his biceps, revelling in the way his muscles feel toned and hard under your fingertips. “Need you to fuck me so hard that I only know your name, JJ.”

JJ smirks devilishly, his cock pulsing inside your warm cunt. “Gonna fuck you so good that John B will hear how I can only make you feel this way. Yeah. Only I can make you feel this good, can’t I, baby?”

His hand slides down to your swollen clit to rub circles. Your pussy clenches around his cock and you feel yourself starting to get light headed but the pleasure is too good to zone out. “Fuuucccckkk, Jay!”

“That’s my girl. Cry out my name.” JJ sinks his teeth into his bottom lip, admiring how pretty and fucked out you look for him and only him.

[Image description: An anonymous tumblr ask, edited blackout-poetry style. Resulting text is below.]

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you can be bi lesbian i understand some people don’t fit into labels. anti bi lesbians are the most chronically online take i’m done arguing with somebody who would rather insult and manipulate before they even try to listen men and women (and the ones between) can be a lesbian and you can be a lesbian and like men. and idc if your followers are laughing at me because i know i’m right on this. people agree with bi lesbians

Submitted by @hella-cute-and-fruity-dykefag (feat. an anon received by @thatspookyagent)

So... How much gayer will the monster AU get considering MWIII?

I have a feeling you'll do it out of spite, but was just curious.

i promise to give you a scene where soap gets shot and not only survives but also gets to have incredibly hot gay sex afterwards