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eeveecryptid · 11 months
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※ DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES ( 2023 ) ( pt. i )
a collection of quotes from the film. change & alter as needed.
"Two more prisoners coming in!"
"Oh, great. Another cellmate."
"No offense, pal. You seem lovely."
"Ugh… let's show you around, get you situated here."
"This is the bucket where our pee freezes, and, uh- yeah. That's it."
"Word of advice- (name) doesn't love to be disturbed while s/he's eating his/her potatoes. Kind of the highlight of his/her day."
"Little shy, eh? I'm not so bad once you get to know me."
"I think I'm gonna do this without fingers and make it a mitten."
"Who am I trying to impress?"
"I tell you, (name), this is your last day chopping ice."
"You may be surprised to learn I wasn't always a thief."
"My wife would always say, 'you don't have to give us everything, you only have to give us you.'"
"It's intoxicating when you realize that what separates you from what you've always wanted can be as thin as a pane of glass."
"Know that, if you do choose to free me, I'll spend the rest of my days trying to right that wrong."
"S/he's throwing potatoes!"
"What if s/he doesn't want to talk to you?"
"It's not about what s/he wants."
"You're acting like it wasn't your fault."
"I didn't realize you were gonna put your finger in the cup, so…"
"Look, I know how much you crave his/her forgiveness, but I promise you, more lies is not the way."
"Never put your trust in a con man."
"I want you to know that even if he isn't there for you, I always will be."
"The fact that you see good in me makes me believe that there might just be some in there."
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astrronomemes · 7 months
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Send 👻 for our muses to have a creepy / paranormal experience together!
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puckrph · 2 years
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' FROM UNDER THE CORK TREE ' SENTENCE STARTERS
from fall out boy's 2005 album. feel free to change pronouns, etc. tw for alcohol and drug mentions, as well as some suggestive themes
OUR LAWYER MADE US CHANGE THE NAME OF THIS SONG SO WE WOULDN'T GET SUED
' take my advice. ' ' we're bad news. ' ' i will leave you high and dry. ' ' it's not worth the hearing you'll lose. ' ' it's just past eight, and i'm feeling young and reckless. ' ' we're only liars, but we're the best. ' ' we're only good for the latest trends. ' ' i'm only good cause you can have almost-famous friends. ' ' we've got such good fashion sense. ' ' we're friends when you're on your knees. '
OF ALL THE GIN JOINTS IN ALL THE WORLD
' you only hold me up like this because you don't know who i really am. ' ' sometimes i just want to know what it's like to be you. ' ' we're making out inside crashed cars. ' ' we're sleeping through all our memories. ' ' i used to waste my time dreaming of being alive; now i only waste it dreaming of you. ' ' turn off the lights, and turn off the shyness. ' ' your makeup stains my pillowcase like i'll never be the same. ' ' i've got headaches and bad luck. ' ' i've got headaches and bad luck, but they couldn't touch you. '
DANCE, DANCE
' you say you're no good with words, but i'm worse. ' ' i'm weighed down with words too overdramatic. ' ' it can't get much worse. ' ' no one should ever feel like that. ' ' i don't want to forget how your voice sounds. ' ' these words are all i have, so i write them. ' ' we're falling apart. ' ' these are the lives you'd love to lead. ' ' this is the way they'd love if they knew how misery loved me. ' ' you always fold just before you're found up. ' ' drink up, it's last call. ' ' it's the last resort, but only the first mistake. ' ' why don't you show me the little bit of spine you've been saving for his mattress, love? ' ' i only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me. '
SUGAR, WE'RE GOIN' DOWN
' am i more than you bargained for yet? ' ' i've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear. ' ' i'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song. ' ' we're always sleeping in. ' ' we're sleeping for the wrong team. ' ' sugar, we're going down swinging. ' ' i'll be your number one with a bullet: a loaded god complex, cock it and pull it. ' ' is this more than you bargained for yet? ' ' don't mind me. ' ' i'm wishing to be the friction in your jeans. ' ' it's messed up, how i'm just dying to be him. ' ' take back what you said. '
NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER
' drink down that gin and kerosene and co me spit on bridges with me just to keep us warm. ' ' i keep my jealousy close, cause it's all mine. ' ' if you say this makes you happy, then i'm not the only one lying. ' ' keep quiet. ' ' nothing comes as easy as you. ' ' can i lay in your bed all day? ' ' i'll be your best-kept secret, and your biggest mistake. ' ' the hand behind this pen relives a failure every day. ' ' wear me like a locket around your throat: i'll weigh you down, i'll watch you choke. you look so good in blue. ' ' you look so good in blue. '
I'VE GOT A DARK ALLEY AND A BAD IDEA THAT SAYS YOU SHOULD SHUT YOUR MOUTH (SUMMER SONG)
' joke me something awful, just like kisses on the necks of "best friends." ' ' we're the kids who feel like dead ends. ' ' i took a shot and didn't even come close at trust, and love, and hope. ' ' the poets are just the kids who didn't make it and never had it at all. ' ' the lies just won't stop slipping. ' ' my reputation's on the line. ' ' we can fake it for the airwaves. ' ' i'm half dead from comparing myself to everyone else around me. ' ' please put the doctor on the phone, 'cause i'm not making any sense. ' ' my back has been breaking from this heavy heart. ' ' i'm hopelessly hopeful, and you're just hopeless enough. ' ' we never had it at all. '
7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN (ATAVAN HALEN)
' i'm sleeping my way out of this one with anyone who'll lie down. ' ' i'll be stuck fixated on one star when the world is crashing down. ' ' i'm not the desperate type. ' ' i sit out dances on the wall. ' ' i'm trying to forget everything that isn't you. ' ' i'm not going home alone, cause i don't do too well on my own. ' ' the only thing worse than not knowing is you thinking that i don't know. '
SOPHOMORE SLUMP OR COMEBACK OF THE YEAR
' are we growing up, or just going down? ' ' it's just a matter of time until we're all found out. ' ' i swear, i'd burn this city down to show you the light. ' ' we're well-read and poised. ' ' no matter what they say, don't believe a word. ' ' i'll keep singing this lie if you'll keep believing it. ' ' i'm the kid you used to love, but i grew old. ' ' we're the lifers: here till the bitter end, condemned from the start. ' ' i'm ashamed of the way the songs and the words own the beating of my heart. ' ' i've got a sunset in my veins. ' ' i need to take a pill to make this town feel okay. ' ' the best part of "believe" is the "lie." ' ' i need to keep you like this in my mind. ' ' so give in, or just give up. '
CHAMPAGNE FOR MY REAL FRIENDS, REAL PAIN FOR MY SHAM FRIENDS
' you are a getaway car, a rush of blood to the head. but me, i'm just the covers on top of your bed. ' ' i keep you warm and won't ask you where you've been. ' ' when it's said and done, they're all scrambling. ' ' we're friends just because we move units. ' ' strike us like matches, cause everyone deserves the flames. ' ' we only do it for the scars and stories, not the fame. ' ' everyone is trying. ' ' it's such a shame. ' ' the sounds of this small town make my ears hurt. ' ' oh yeah, you caught me. ' ' you want a war? you've got a war! ' ' who are you fighting for? ' ' the tide's out, the ship's run aground; we drown traitors in shallow water. '
I SLEPT WITH SOMEONE IN FALL OUT BOY AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID SONG WRITTEN ABOUT ME
' i found the cure to growing older. ' ' you're the only place that feels like home. ' ' you'll never know. ' ' some secrets weren't meant to be told. ' ' i'm sorry my conscience called in sick again. ' ' i've got arrogance down to a science. ' ' douse yourself in cheap perfume; it's so fitting of the way you are—you can't cover it up. ' ' i can't cover it up. ' ' find a safe place. ' ' you will be missed. ' ' they call kids like us vicious and carved out of stone. but for what we've become, we just feel more alone. ' ' i always weigh what i've got against what i left. ' ' progress report: i am missing you to death. ' ' i'm feeling borrowed and always blue. '
A LITTLE LESS SIXTEEN CANDLES, A LITTLE MORE "TOUCH ME"
' i confess, i messed up. ' ' i've been dropping "i'm sorry" like you're still around. ' ' you dressed up. ' ' you'll never live this down. ' ' you're the girl all the boys want to dance with. ' ' i'm just the boy who's had too many chances. ' ' why don't you just drop dead? ' ' i don't blame you for being you, but you can't blame me for hating it. ' ' what are you waiting for? kiss me. ' ' i set my clocks early, cause i know i'm always late. ' ' write me off. give up on me. ' ' darling, what did you expect? ' ' i'm a lost cause, a long shot; don't even take this bet. ' ' you said you'd keep me honest, but i won't call you on it. '
GET BUSY LIVING OR GET BUSY DYING (DO YOUR PART TO SAVE THE SCENE AND STOP GOING TO SHOWS)
' this has been said so many times that i'm not sure if it matters, but we never stood a chance. ' ' if you are the shores, i am the waves begging for big moons. ' ' i know this hurts. it was meant to. ' ' your secret's out, and the best part is it isn't even a good one. ' ' you don't matter. ' ' we're all just screaming into microphones for attention. ' ' i never knew that you would pick it apart. ' ' i'm falling apart to songs about hips and hearts. ' ' i used to obsess over living; now i only obsess over you. ' ' tell me you'd like boys like me better in the dark, lying on top of you. ' ' from day one, i talked about getting out. ' ' why put a new address on the same old loneliness? '
XO
' i combed the crowd and picked you out. ' ' it starts eyes closed, to fingers crossed, to "i swear, i say." ' ' whatever it takes. ' ' i left my conscience pressed between the pages of the bible in the drawer. ' ' what did it ever do for me? ' ' love never wanted me, but i took it anyway. ' ' choose love or sympathy, but never both. ' ' love never wanted me. ' ' i hoped you choked and crashed your car. ' ' tear catcher: that's all that you are and ever were. ' ' love never calls me when i'm down. ' ' loose lips sink ships. '
SNITCHES AND TALKERS GET STITCHES AND WALKERS
' show me a starry-eyed kid, i'll break his jaw. i won't let him get his hopes up. ' ' i'll save him from myself. ' ' don't turn out like me. ' ' haven't you heard? the word on the street is i lost it, called it quits. ' ' this story's getting old. ' ' i keep you locked up in the trunk of my mind. ' ' even when there's nothing worth living for, you're still worth lying for. '
THE MUSIC OR THE MISERY
' i got my stitches stitched. ' ' i got your love letters. ' ' i got love letters, corrected the grammar, and sent them back. ' ' it's true, romance is dead: i shot it in the chest, and then in the head. ' ' if you want to go down in history, then i'm your prince. ' ' i've never seen a heart i couldn't break. ' ' it was never about the songs, it was competition: make the biggest scene. ' ' which came first: the music or the misery? ' ' we're high fashion, and we're last chances. ' ' i am indifferent, yet i am a total wreck. ' ' i'm every cliche, but i simply do it best. ' ' i went to sleep a poet, and i woke up a fraud. ' ' to calm your nerves, i was feeling for my clothes in the dark. '
MY HEART IS THE WORST KIND OF WEAPON (DEMO)
' i spent most of last night dragging this lake for the corpses of all my past mistakes. ' ' i'm salt, and you're the wound. ' ' empty the bottle and let me tear you to pieces. ' ' this is me wishing you into the worst situations. ' ' you wouldn't know a good thing if it came up and slit your throat. ' ' your remorse hasn't fallen on deaf ears, rather ones that just don't care. ' ' you should try saying "no" once in a while. ' ' take your taste back. ' ' not as eloquent as i may have imagined but it will get the job done. '
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phantasmalatelier · 2 years
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How Intimidating Am I?
Send 🐹 for "You? Intimidating? Hell no.”
Send 🐰 for barely intimidating
Send 🐭 for slightly intimidating
Send 🐱 for moderately intimidating
Send 🦊 for fairly intimidating
Send 🐯 for very intimidating
Send 🐻 for “MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT ME--”
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mcflymemes · 8 months
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"WE CONSTANTLY FLIRT EVERY TIME WE MEET BUT IT'S NEVER GONE ANYWHERE" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue for that one pairing that can't stop flirting with each other no matter what, adjust as necessary, nsfw implied
don't make promises you can't keep, darling.
i'm pretty sure you said that to me last time.
everyone else bores me. not you.
you're the only one who ever held my attention.
i'm quite a fan of yours.
this is how it always has to be.
i suppose we're just going to keep doing this?
you always find a way to surprise me.
you're getting better at this, you know.
have you ever considered... us?
now now. not in front of my friends.
behave yourself, or i'm warning you...
when did you start looking at me like that?
i never knew you felt that way about me.
i'm not crossing a line. you are.
i thought you promised to behave.
we talked about this last time.
have you ever thought about what it might feel like to kiss me?
i've only ever thought of you.
wipe that cute, smug look off your face.
i wish you would take this seriously.
what does this mean to you? is it serious, or just flirting?
that's not what you used to say.
keep talking like that and i might end up in your arms.
you know me better than anyone on earth.
is that your way of asking me to bed?
you say that every time, but you never mean it.
how long have you been staring at me?
you're looking rather beautiful tonight.
you flatter me, dear.
everyone knows you want to fuck me.
i could use some time with you. alone.
what if i kissed you right now?
do you touch yourself when you think of me?
you know all my hiding places.
figured you'd find out i was here.
have you been keeping an eye on me?
do you ache for me?
you know my blood better than my heart does.
you must be so lonely.
everything is easier when you're here.
i hate that i think of you.
i wish you would just kiss me.
it's a shame we can never be together.
this is just flirting. this will always be just flirting.
that's not what you usually say when we're alone.
must you always make things so complicated?
you give me such a headache.
oh please. don't flatter yourself.
does it ever get tiring, being so beautiful?
the song made me think of you.
this isn't normal for us. acting this way.
i thought you liked keeping things at arm's length.
i know, i know. you don't want to get involved.
you're the one who started flirting, not me.
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calliesmemes · 3 months
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ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF
ASSORTED QUOTES FROM TUMBLR TEXTPOSTS, X (formerly known as twitter) POSTS, TIKTOK, MEMES, AND OTHER SOURCES AROUND THE INTERNET
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CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
SPECIFY muse for multimuses.
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“   Currently considering becoming a bother and a nuisance, maybe even a menace or a rascal. ”
“   Hungry? Eat the government. ”
“   Yes, I wanna fuck after every argument. ”
“   Silence, you uneducated peanut! ”
“  They should invent a being alive that isn’t so difficult. ”
“   Women have to think I’m hot or none of this matters. ”
“   Due to personal reasons I will be named an enemy of the state. ”
“   Being overdressed is a myth made up by people who didn’t want you to have fun and be sexy. ”
“   What even are daddy issues? Just traumatize your father back. ”
“   I LOVE complaining! You can’t take that away from me! ”
“   I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you. ”
“   I’m simultaneously ‘I’m tired of this grandpa’ and ‘that’s too damn bad!’ ”
“   The word ew coming out of a pretty girl’s mouth holds so much power … I think that it can tear apart nations. ”
“   Someone made fun of my shoes and the whole time I just thought of ways to push them out the window. ”
“   If you’re short, simply get taller. ”
“   I better think twice? Buddy I don’t even think once. ”
“   My off putting looks, awkward demeanor, and strange behavior have captivated you. ”
“   There’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss? ”
“   You are a fool. When you walk, clown music plays. ”
“   I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favorite? ”
“   I really do hate thinking. ”
“   In my defense, I simply do not vibe with the law. ”
“   I’ve done nothing wrong. Except all the atrocities. Besides that, I’m innocent. ”
“   Sorry I couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue. ”
“   Of course you have white hair and trauma. ”
“   So apparently the bad vibes I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress’. ”
“   Stop calling me a bad person just because I’m orchestrating your downfall! ”
“   The more lip gloss I collect the longer I live. ”
“   Sorry that I am obsessed with you in the unhealthiest way possible. As if it's my fault ”
“   The multiple failed assassination attempts against me have helped build both character and self esteem. ”
“   I could be your loser boyfriend. Do you ever think about that? ”
“   Accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday, but god wont let me die so I’m back ”
“   What do you mean napping isn't a good coping mechanism? What do you mean my problems are still here? ”
“   Academic validation is required for my sanity. ”
“   RIP to everyone killed by the gods for hubris but I’m different and better. Maybe even better than the gods. ”
“   Researching the stages of grief to see if I can get them finished in ten minutes tops. ”
“   My parents were like I’m gonna make a child that is so beyond help. ”
“   It’s not easy to admit when you’re wrong, and that’s why I won’t do it. ”
“   Why can’t this family ever have a funky good time? ”
“   How do I show people that I’m more than my unethical career choice? ”
“   I fucked my way into this mess, and I’ll fuck my way out. ”
“   You look so biteable today. ”
“   Why am I suffering? I have so many correct opinions and takes. ”
“   I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST THAT I CANNOT GO BACK TO! anyways ”
“   Challenging authority, angering gods. The family business. ”
“   Third base is me telling you about my father. ”
“   Hey girl. Plagued by terrifying visions? ”
“   Got caught giving a fuck. Embarrassing. ”
“   I didn’t ‘miss’ the red flags; I saw them and thought that they looked sexy. ”
“   Do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot? ”
“   I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams. ”
“   Another day of being a bisexual disaster. ”
“   I’m going to let myself be a little unhinged today, as a treat. ”
“   Some of you act like murder is such a big deal. ”
“   You wanna hunt me for sport so bad that it makes you look stupid. ”
“   You’re not a girlboss unless you’ve killed someone. ”
“   It’s so weird how no one ever has correct opinions about things except for me. ”
“   Hello, my love — I mean, my rival ”
“   No one is calling me baby and it’s outrageous I can’t believe it. ”
“   No talking stage. Mutual obsession and you see god in my eyes or nothing. ”
“   I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOOKUP CULTURE DIE IN MY ARMS ”
“   Yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now? ”
“   Affection is disgusting. Drown me in it. ”
“   I am gatekeeping my respect from you. ”
“   Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions. ”
“   I am equal parts fuck around and find out and please don’t yell at me I’ll cry. ”
“   Short legs, big butt. I’m a corgi. ”
“   Fuck being the bigger person; I’m going to start biting people. ”
“   Well that wasn’t very slay of you! ”
“   May I please get a crumb of affection? ”
“   I crave power! Please don’t yell, though; I’m sensitive. ”
“   You call it a near death experience; I call it a vibe check from God. ”
“   Here are some scissors. Now cut it out. ”
“   Might commit a little tomfoolery, maybe even some shenanigans. ”
“   All these flavors, and you choose to be salty. ”
“   How can I live, laugh, love in these conditions? ”
“   What if I said ‘to be honest’ but then lied? ”
“   I'm financially at a stage where I understand why people do fraud. ”
“   Yes I may be evil and morally corrupt, but I’m also incredibly beautiful and I think that makes up for it honestly. ”
“   Debates are stupid. Why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me? ”
“   I forget but I do NOT forgive.. I'm just walking around hating bitches can't remember why ”
“   Ding dong your opinion is wrong! ”
“   I’m coming for your kneecaps. ”
“   You dropped your nose you fucking clown. ”
“   Are you a fire alarm? ‘Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying. ”
“   Call me an escalator, because I let people down. ”
“   I love me a good lesbian scandal! ”
“   If you can’t run away from your problems, you’re not running fast enough. ”
“   Everything I want to do is illegal. ”
“   Don’t make me hit your ankle with my Barbie scooter! ”
“   I tell gay jokes because I am a gay joke. ”
“   Fuck! I dropped my mental stability! ”
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bunnysrph · 1 year
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—  𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓-𝐘 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
"I know I should leave, but I can't stay away from you."
"Why did you have to hurt me like this? Don't you know how much I love you?"
"I wish I could go back in time and change everything. Maybe then we wouldn't be here."
"I hate you for making me feel this way. I hate myself even more for letting you."
"I know I shouldn't love you, but I do. And that terrifies me more than anything."
"You've broken my heart too many times. I can't keep forgiving you."
"I wish I could hate you, but every time I look at you, all I feel is love."
"I don't know if I can ever trust you again. You've shattered everything we had."
"I can't help the way I feel about you, even though I know it's wrong."
"Why did fate have to bring us together, only to tear us apart?"
"I never wanted to fall in love with you, but now I can't imagine my life without you."
"You're the only one who can make me feel alive, even though you're also the one who's destroying me."
"I know I should let you go, but I can't bear the thought of living without you."
"You've made me question everything I thought I knew about love."
"I never thought I could love someone so much, only to have that love ripped away from me."
"I wish you could see how much you're hurting me. But you're too blinded by your own pain."
"Why did you have to choose them over me? Wasn't I enough?"
"I thought our love was unbreakable. I never realized how fragile it really was."
"You're the only one who's ever truly understood me. And now you're gone."
"I hate how much I still love you, even after all the pain you've caused me."
"I know we can never be together, but I can't help hoping for a different ending."
"You're the one who's always on my mind, even when I try to forget you."
"Every time I close my eyes, I see your face. And it hurts more than anything."
"I wish I could turn back time and fix everything, but I know it's too late for us."
"You're the one who's always had a hold on my heart, even when I tried to push you away."
"I never thought I could love someone so deeply, only to have that love thrown back in my face."
"You're the only one who's ever been able to see the real me."
"I thought we had something special, something that could withstand anything. But I was wrong."
"I know I'm not perfect, but I didn't deserve to be treated the way you treated me."
"Why did you have to come into my life and turn it upside down? Why did I let you?"
"I keep telling myself that I don't need you, but every time I try to move on, I fall apart."
"I never thought I could feel so much pain from loving someone. But you proved me wrong."
"I can't believe I ever thought you were the one for me. I was so naïve."
"I wish I could erase you from my memory, but I know that's impossible."
"You're the only one who's ever been able to make me feel this alive. And that's why it hurts so much."
"I thought we had a chance at something great. But I was foolish to believe that."
"You're the one who's always been able to break down my walls. And that's why this all hurts so much."
"I wish I could tell you how much you mean to me. But I know it wouldn't change anything."
"You're the one who's always been able to make me smile, even in the darkest of times."
"I never thought I could feel so betrayed by someone I loved so much."
"You're the only one who's ever been able to make me feel complete. And now I'm shattered."
"I wish I could forget you. But every time I try, I'm reminded of everything we had."
"I never thought I could be so lost without you. But here I am, trying to pick up the pieces."
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Dress my Muse up. 👚
Send 👚 + an Item of clothing that my muse has no choice but to wear to see their reaction
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Liar, liar…
Send an ask with ❌ followed by a statement/question to my muse and they’ll be forced to reply with a blatant lie.
(If the emoji isn’t visible on your device, please specify *red x emoji*)
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eeveecryptid · 11 months
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※ DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES ( 2023 ) ( pt. ii )
a collection of quotes from the film. change & alter as needed.
"Yes, a deer, it'll blend in with all the other deer in the castle."
"S/he's truly one of a kind."
"S/he found my lack of self-esteem unattractive."
"You said I made you feel sad- not from anything I did, just from who I was."
"The only way to succeed in this is to have confidence that it can be done."
"I'm not doing this for the money."
"I'm doing this for the people who took me in when no one else would."
"I'll put it this way: s/he makes her/his living honestly, s/he doesn't drink his/herself silly, and s/he doesn't make me weep in the small hours, wondering where s/he is."
"Once the dead man is revived, we can ask him five questions, at which point he will die again, never to be re-revived."
"My uncle said (name) fended off a beholder using only a sharpened gourd."
"Well, you can all go find this lovely (name) and braid each other's hair."
"If (name) turns out to be a prick, I'll split him/her right down the middle."
"You know, I've pulled cats out of fish."
"You may have forsworn your oath, but your oath hasn't forsworn you."
"Just because that sentence is symmetrical, doesn't make it not nonsense."
"I find irony is a blade that cuts he who wields it most especially."
"To drag your lady-love back to her old life is to deprive her of her new one."
"'Tis no simple feat to kill that which is already dead."
"You're much better at fighting and strategy and… pretty much everything but talking."
"I've never seen a bigger coward."
"Stop trying to capture it- you just have to let it go."
"You talk us into doing things you know won't work, and then you blame us when it goes pear-shaped!"
"Instead of dwelling on what went wrong and who lied to whom, let's put our heads together and figure out a plan!"
"You left your family to be with a man who left you because you were so upset about leaving your family."
"You are at your strongest when you think you're at your weakest. But you deliver."
"So you die a fool. It's better than to live as one."
"Now I'm in a pickle because… I don't want to see you die. Which is why I'm gonna leave the room."
"If you're gonna kill us, at least let us die with dignity."
"S/he knows I'm prepared to do terrible things to get what I want."
"I'm prepared to do terrible things to get what I want, even to those I care about most."
"I love you, (name), and nothing will ever get in the way of that again, okay?"
"Whatever happens to us, stay hidden."
"Now, as you die, rest assured it will not be the end. For you will forever suffer."
"Shut up, I'm a moron, you know that."
"I know my last attempt to court you was quite bad- but I wonder… if you'd consider having another go at it?"
"I have taken a look inside and I've asked myself, 'what's going on in there?' And you know, I realized a lot of it goes back to my mum."
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astrronomemes · 6 months
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Send 🎭 for our muses to go shopping for Halloween costumes together!
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writingpromptneeds · 8 months
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sleepy prompts.
'Just go to sleep.' 'You were supposed to be asleep hours ago.' 'Didn't you just say you were going to bed?' 'Want me to tuck you in?' 'Why didn't you go to sleep?' 'You need some rest.' 'How was your nap?' 'I'll be here when you wake up.' 'You're falling asleep on your feet. Get some sleep.' 'I'm ready to go to bed.' 'The bed's cold without you.' 'You look like you're gonna pass out.' 'Shh, go back to sleep.' 'Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you.' 'You should be sleeping.' 'Goodnight, sleeping beauty.' 'Just five more minutes.' 'Somebody was supposed to be asleep by now.' 'Did we fall asleep?' 'We should get up.' 'Come on, let's go to bed.' 'You look so cute when you're asleep.' 'You're already half-asleep.' 'By the way, did you know that you talk in your sleep?' 'Sorry, were you asleep?' 'Goodnight kiss?' 'I don't know if I can go to sleep, now.' 'What did you dream about?' 'I'm so sleepy.' 'I'll sleep when I'm dead.' 'That was your third yawn in two minutes. Go to bed.' 'I can't go to sleep.' 'You deserve some rest.' 'You snore when you sleep.' 'So what if I still sleep with a stuffed animal?' 'Your pillow smells comforting.' 'Don't bother waking me up.' 'Wow, look at that bedhead.' 'The sheets are so warm.' 'You just go ahead and get some sleep, I'll be fine.' 'You can use me as your pillow.' 'Just try to get some sleep, okay?' 'You look cozy. You can go to sleep.' 'What time do you want me to wake you up?' 'I don't need any rest, I'm fine.' 'Yawn one more time and I'm carrying you to bed.' 'I got a fresh, warm set of sheets with your name on them.' 'Please get some sleep, you're worrying me.' 'I'm not tired.' 'Just five minutes, please.' 'Stop trying to stay awake. Just go to sleep.' 'Go to sleep.' 'I can't sleep if you're not here.' 'Quit squirming, I'm trying to sleep.' 'Go back to sleep, I'll take care of it.' 'That was the first good sleep I've gotten in a long time.'
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goodnightmemes · 7 months
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994) SENTENCE STARTERS
❛ So you want me to tell you the story of my life. ❜
❛ What were you going to do? Kill me, drink my blood? ❜
❛ I'm flesh and blood, but not human. I haven't been human for 200 years. ❜
❛ I couldn't bear the pain of their loss. I longed to be released from it. ❜
❛ You lack the courage of your convictions. Do it! ❜
❛ Don't be afraid. I'm going to give you the choice l never had. ❜
❛ Your body's dying. Pay no attention. It happens to us all. ❜
❛ No words can describe it. Might as well ask Heaven what it sees. No human can know. ❜
❛ You'll get used to killing. Just forget about that mortal coil. You'll become accustomed to it, all too quickly. ❜
❛ There's nothing in the world now that doesn't hold some...Fascination. ❜
❛ The dark gift is different for each of us. But one thing is true of everyone. We grow stronger as we go along. ❜
❛ That's more like it! Anger! Fury! ❜
❛ Remember: Life without me would be even more unbearable. ❜
❛ You must know something about the meaning of it all. ❜
❛ They know about us. They watch us dine on empty plates and drink from empty glasses. ❜
❛ Forgive me if I have a lingering respect for life. ❜
❛ Perfect! Just burn the place! Burn everything we own! Have us living in a field, like cattle! ❜
❛ What if there is no Hell? Or they don't want us there? Ever think of that? ❜
❛ You're in love with your mortal nature. You resist what can bring you peace. ❜
❛ We're predators, whose all-seeing eyes give them detachment! ❜
❛ It's your coffin, enjoy it. Most of us never get to know what it feels like. ❜
❛ Kill them swiftly if you will, but do it! For do not doubt you are a killer! ❜
❛ My philosopher. My martyr. "Never take a human life.” ❜
❛ Pain is terrible for you. You feel it like no other creature, because you're a vampire. ❜
❛ Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately, and so shall we. ❜
❛ A little child, she was. But also a fierce killer, now capable of the ruthless pursuit of blood with all a child's demanding. ❜
❛ Remember, never in our home! ❜
❛ Time can pass quickly for mortals when they're happy. With us, it was the same. The years flew by like minutes. ❜
❛ More melancholy nonsense. You grow more like [name] daily! ❜
❛ Do you want me to be a doll forever? ❜
❛ Can't I change like everyone else? ❜
❛ Be glad I made you what you are. You'd be dead now if I hadn't. ❜
❛ You will never grow old. And you will never die. ❜
❛ I thought of all the things I'd done and couldn't undo. And I longed for one second's peace. ❜
❛ He will never let us go. ❜
❛ What is it now? You irritate me. Your very presence irritates me! ❜
❛ Is that supposed to frighten me? ❜
❛ I came to make peace with you. Even though you're the father of lies. I want things to be as they were. ❜
❛ Why do you say such things? ❜
❛ I promise I'll get rid of the bodies. ❜
❛ We forgive each other then? ❜
❛ Good night, sweet prince. May flights of devils wing you to your rest. ❜
❛ Should we burn him? Bury him? What would he have liked? ❜
❛ You've been a very, very naughty little girl. ❜
❛ We deserve your vengeance. ❜
❛ For what could the damned really have to say to the damned? ❜
❛ There are no vampires in Transylvania? No Count Dracula? ❜
❛ I've searched the world for an immortal and this is what I find! ❜
❛ No one will harm you. I won't allow it. ❜
❛ Vampires who pretend to be humans pretending to be vampires. How avant-garde. ❜
❛ Do you know what it means to be loved by Death? ❜
❛ You die when you kill. You feel you deserve to die and you stint on nothing. ❜
❛ But perhaps...this is the only real evil left. ❜
❛ I know nothing of God. Or the Devil. I have never seen a vision, nor learned a secret that would damn or save my soul. ❜
❛ You fear too much. So much you make me fear. ❜
❛ There is but one crime among us vampires here. It is the crime that means death to any vampire: To kill your own kind. ❜
❛ Danger holds you to me. ❜
❛ Love holds you to me. ❜
❛ You would leave me for [name] if he beckoned you. ❜
❛ Is that what I should do? Let you go? ❜
❛ If you want to save her, send her away! ❜
❛ The world changes. We do not. Therein lies the irony that finally kills us. ❜
❛ I need you to make contact with this age. ❜
❛ A vampire with a human soul. An immortal with a mortal's passion. ❜
❛ You are beautiful, my friend. [name] must have wept when he made you. ❜
❛ I knew him. Knew him well enough not to mourn his passing. ❜
❛ Your evil is that you cannot be evil! And I shall suffer for it no longer! ❜
❛ I haven't tears enough for what you've done to me! ❜
❛ Oh, God! I love you still! That's the torment of it! ❜
❛ Who'll care for me, my love, my dark angel, when you are gone? ❜
❛ Bear me no ill will, my love. We are now even. ❜
❛ What has died is the last breath in me that was human. ❜
❛ Your only company will be your screams. ❜
❛ Maybe it was to quench those tears forever that I took such revenge. ❜
❛ You can teach me this? To be without regret? ❜
❛ What if all I have is my suffering? My regret? ❜
❛ I know you regret nothing. You feel nothing. If that's all I have left to learn, I can do that on my own. ❜
❛ You've come home to me then? ❜
❛ I'm a spirit of preternatural flesh. Detached. Unchangeable. Empty. ❜
❛ That's it? No, it can't end like that. ❜
❛ What I wouldn't give to be like you, to have your power, to have seen the things you have seen. ❜
❛ You want a companion. You want a link to the outside world. That's me. Take me.❜
❛ Do you like this? Do you like being food for the immortals? Do you like dying? ❜
❛ I assume I need no introduction. ❜
❛ Still whining. Heard enough? I've had to listen to that for centuries. ❜
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mcflymemes · 11 months
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PROMPTS FOR COMFORTABLE INTIMACY *  adjust as necessary, send 'reverse' for the reversal of the prompt
[ settle ] sender sits on receiver's lap and gets comfortable
[ sling ] sender slings an arm around receiver's shoulder
[ pinch ] sender affectionately pinches receiver's cheek
[ ruffle ] sender ruffles receiver's hair
[ recline ] sender joins receiver on their chair and snuggles against them
[ hand ] sender takes receiver's hand while driving
[ knee ] sender lays a hand on receiver's leg while driving
[ clean ] sender reaches up to wipe something off receiver's face
[ tie ] sender adjusts receiver's tie
[ collar ] sender smooths out receiver's collar
[ tickle ] sender starts tickling receiver
[ piggyback ] sender gives receiver a piggyback ride
[ pick up ] sender scoops receiver up into their arms and holds them as they walk
[ guide ] sender places a hand on receiver's hip and guides them through a crowded room
[ smudge ] sender cleans lipstick off receiver's face
[ gun ] in the midst of a stand-off, sender reaches over and gently guides receiver's gun down, making them lower it
[ behind ] sender comes up to receiver from behind and wraps their arms around their waist
[ nuzzle ] sender leans in and nuzzles their face into receiver's neck
[ relax ] sender rests their head on receiver's shoulder while they talk
[ arms ] sender hooks their arm with receiver's as they walk
[ itch ] sender assists receiver with an itch they can't reach
[ catch ] receiver starts to fall, so sender reaches out and catches them
[ calm down ] sender pets receiver's hair and tries to soothe them after a scary situation
[ check ] sender checks receiver's temperature by placing the back of their hand against receiver's forehead, trying to see if they're sick
[ tuck ] sender tucks receiver into bed
[ feed ] sender offers a forkful of food out to receiver, helping them eat
[ undress ] sender helps receiver undress
[ shoes ] sender helps receiver put on their shoes
[ intent ] sender leans their forehead against receiver's
[ bathe ] sender helps receiver wash themselves in a bath
[ shower ] sender helps receiver wash themselves in a shower
[ assist ] sender finds receiver has fallen down, so they rush to their aid and help them stand again
[ bed ] sender helps receiver into bed
[ greet ] sender greets receiver with quick kisses to each of their cheeks
[ high five ] sender gives receiver a congratulatory high five
[ makeup ] sender helps receiver apply makeup
[ injury ] sender cleans receiver's wound and patches it up
[ seek ] sender reaches for receiver's hand and laces their fingers
[ surprise ] sender sneaks up behind receiver and places their hands over their eyes, wanting them to guess who it is
[ walk ] sender helps receiver walk by staying by their side and holding onto them
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EVEN MORE ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF
ASSORTED SENTENCE STARTERS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET, including quotes from Tumblr, Pinterest, TikTok, and X (formerly known as Twitter), for when a muse wants to lighten up the situation at hand.
CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
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“   It’s sea shanty time once again my fellow bastards of the ocean! ”
“   Partner, I reckon that I ain’t been feeling very yeehaw lately. ”
“   I don’t study; I consult the lore. ”
“   Yeah, I understand women — they all want daggers and swords. It’s all quite simple, really. ”
“   Lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase. ”
“   Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range. ”
“   Yes I’m a gatekeeper and a hater. I’m also God’s most favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. ”
“   My primary motivations are fear, spite, and aesthetic longing. ”
“   Man — if I had a sword, I wouldn’t be worried about shit. ”
“   It’s not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink. ”
“   If I was in a Jane Austen novel, I would be the one sent to the seaside for my health. ”
“   Half of me is a hopeless romantic, and the other half of me is … well … an asshole. ”
“   I am the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know. ”
“   I hope I give off the vibe to all animals that I am their ally and their friend. ”
“   I see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. Why is that? ”
“   Normalize letting me talk without making any sense. ”
“   Don’t care, didn’t ask, plus my psychic visions have predicted the outcome of this encounter. ”
“   I could be so much worse. For example, I could start acting like my father. ”
“   Sorry for acting so strange and irregular; It will happen again. ”
“   i love sitting in my room.....alone....a girl in her cave....scheming and plotting and drinking tea. ”
“   These man made horrors are beyond YOUR comprehension. I get it though. ”
“   I’m a goth girl on the inside. On the outside? A father figure. ”
“   I don’t need to face reality; I’m not just that type of girl. ”
“   DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A frickle-frackle? ”
“   I’m about to cha cha real smooth off a fucking cliff. ”
“   Sorry I told you about my trauma. Do you still think I’m hot? ”
“   My priorities aren’t straight and neither am I. ”
“   I have felt permanently guilty for no reason since I was like eight years old. ”
“   Of course I have a lot of pent up rage, you fool! I’ve been the same height since I was twelve years old! ”
“   I was born for shock value. ”
“   Good morning! God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem. ”
“   Oh, I slept miserably because I was tormented by terrible visions all night. I hope none of them were prophetic! ”
“   Be the surreal nonsense that you want to see in the world. ”
“   Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot. ”
“   My hobbies include knowing things and being right. ”
“   This is good advice, but don’t tell me what to do. ”
“   I hate the idea of authority. What the fuck is someone being superior to me? Bitch I’m gonna take your kneecaps. ”
“   Stop forgiving my crimes! I worked so hard on those! ”
“   My hobbies? Uhhhh, symbolism mostly. Metaphors and implications and the like. ”
“   I may not have any braincells, but I make up for it by having many heart cells. ”
“   I can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one guys! ”
“   Not all your life decisions have to be smart. Some can be purely for cinematic value. ”
“   Sometimes I wish I looked more fragile and feminine like a dainty flower, but I do enjoy looking like I hate everyone. ”
“   Any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit. ”
“   girl help there is not enough enrichment in my enclosure. ”
“   BRO, you NEED to stop SUMMONING DEMONS in the FRAT HOUSE. ”
“   I just gave your address to some spiders! ”
“   I disappoint my father as a hobby now. ”
“   I think that the dark circles under my eyes add to my aesthetic actually. ”
“   Good news! I’ve successfully replaced all of my emotions with jokes! ”
“   I have half a braincell left and I’m very scared to use it! ”
“   Listen, son — in this world, it’s either yeet or be yeeted. ”
“   I appreciate the advice, but I think that I’m old enough to make my own bad decisions. ”
“   I’m disappointed in me too. Y’all aren’t special. ”
“   Running from your demons is the best exercise! ”
“   Sorry; I can’t commit any crimes with you. My mom says that I have to study. ”
“   Time flies when you don’t know what the fuck is going on. ”
“   If I run out of tacos, I can no longer maintain my human form. ”
“   Bestie, I don’t think that I can girlboss under these conditions. ”
“   Yeah I’ve had combat training; I can do anxiety attacks! ”
“   Swag is earned, not learned. ”
“   Contrary to popular belief, violence solves a lot. ”
“   I CANNOT STAND YOU ALL so I will SIT DOWN. ”
“   Please God no … I don’t need any more character development right now! ”
“   If you can’t beat ‘em, yeet ‘em. ”
“   Do not put me in a situation. I’m at my limit and I am very tired. ”
“   I may be depressed, but at least I’m not basic. ”
“   It’s MY LIFE and I’ll sabotage it myself, thank you. ”
“   Think twice? Bold of you to assume that I think once. ”
“   At the next inconvenience, I will start biting people. ”
“   Oops I think that I just experienced an emotion. ”
“   Did you know that rats spelled backwards is star? ”
“   One day, I’ll be reincarnated as a pigeon, and I’ll shit on your head. ”
“   On the outside, I’m a baddie — but on the inside, I’m a saddie. ”
“   My grandma bullies me through the Ouija board. ”
“   I’m a cool person if you can just look past my personality. ”
“   Beetles don’t have to do taxes, and I think that is a beautiful way to live. ”
“   I hope that you get your character development arc soon. ”
“   Those are some nice kneecaps … It’d be a shame if someone stole them … ”
“   I’ve wanted to be a trophy wife ever since I was a little boy. ”
“   I’m done being baby; I want POWER ”
“   Wait, “Just Standing There Ominously” doesn’t count as socializing? ”
“   Yes I am smart, and yes, I am stupid. It’s called being flexible. ”
“   I am NOT delusional!!!!! I am OPTIMISTIC! ”
“   I deserve compensation for not being the menace to society that i could be, like i'm skipping out on a lot of fun here. ”
“   Do not ask me if you should or shouldn't do something !!! Before I am a friend I am an enabler !!! ”
“   i am the WORLDS PRETTYIST PINK PRINCESS and im gonna KILL YOU WITH MY HUGE FUCKING HAMMER ”
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memesofthevale · 5 months
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randomized fluff prompts
send a 🎲 or send ‘dice roll’ receiver generates a number between 1-20 
sender hugs receiver from behind and spins. making receiver's feet leave the floor.
receiver surprises sender with a kiss at the end of their date.
sender brings home flowers for receiver on a regular ol day.
sender offers to sleep in the floor & receiver invites them to the bed.
receiver offers to run to store for sender only for them to go together.
sender picks up receiver because receiver got stranded.
receiver brings home a new pet without notice.
sender gives receiver a particularly special/expensive/hard to find gift.
receiver catches senders hand and pulls them back to bed.
receiver stays with sender after sender has a bad night/day.
sender offers to make dinner for receiver.
sender makes the receiver something for their birthday.
sender takes receiver to a place receiver has always wanted to go.
sender surprises receiver with plane tickets for a vacation.
receiver gives sender a much needed massage.
receiver is crying and sender finds and comforts them.
sender surprises receiver with an at-home dinner and movie night.
receiver comes home to find a note left be sender and a water/nerf gun. the game begins.
sender makes breakfast in bed for receiver.
sender kisses receiver to get their attention.
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