your type: tess
to be fair, your honor. there a very few people who would see tess and not immediately beat someone up because she told you to.
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POV: you’re a spider and this 20-something-year-old kid has been tasked with cleaning the Agency again
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I gotta be honest if some random guy approached me in the street and asked me to tell him my paranormal trauma I'd literally just tell him? Like he wouldn't have to compel me I'd like to share. Free therapy for me, free story for him! Not my problem if it feeds an otherworldly overlord.
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For the most recent ask game!
37, 29, 2 🧡
thanks for the ask dude!
37. Do you prefer dogs or cats?
Cats. I vibe with cats. Scream futility at the world? I get it. Slam body against a door until someone let's you in because you can't turn the knob? buddy, same. square up to things you should not square up to because you give little to no fucks? I feel that in my soul.
29. Does it take you a long time to make decisions?
I am but a wretched creature of impulse. When it comes to decisions I should think on I simply do not. I will make new decisions before finishing old ones, regret the change and instead wish I had just done the first thing.
2. Do you drink tea of coffee? How do you take it?
Coffee, black. Up the ass.
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Kris just cannot catch a break with this beast!
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